asylum.com — As children, we spent many Saturday mornings watching our favorite cartoons on the tube. These days, we may re-watch the same cartoons we watched a decade (or even two decades) ago and find some utterly horrifying-yet-hilarious sexual innuendos sprinkled throughout them.
Aug 18, 2010 View in Crawl 4
thepierreAug 18, 2010
The Patrick one is just... WTF?
alias1431Aug 18, 2010
Seems pretty straight forward... He loves lamp!
atarioAug 19, 2010
He loves lamp long time!
methusalahAug 18, 2010
He's probably moistening it to help the sand stick together... But it's hard to believe the other interpretation was unintentional.
pastedinalloveragainAug 18, 2010
Because sand, when underwater, needs to be moistened. Makes sense.
methusalahAug 18, 2010
The fact that characters on Spongebob are underwater is only randomly taken into account. It's one of the things that makes the show entertaining.
danby123Aug 19, 2010
Considering they have a lake in Spongebob, I don't think they're taking the water thing too literally.
rahazAug 19, 2010
Don't forget the beach/Ocean. With waves. That spongebob nearly drowned in.
theword12Aug 19, 2010
And many, many times you'll see Spongebob drinking from a glass of water.
imnotashinobiAug 19, 2010
watch the episode of spongebob titled: "donut of shame."
replace the word steal with f**k, and donut with ass.
princetrunksAug 18, 2010
Dugg for Rocko's Modern Life
firesightsAug 18, 2010
I miss that show. :(
rickybennettAug 19, 2010
i seen it on tv not to long ago on nick toons i thank
Closed AccountAug 19, 2010
Laundry day is a very dangerous day!
corle1Aug 19, 2010
Garbage day is way worst.
bic823Aug 19, 2010
GARBAGE DAY?
c010rb1indusaAug 19, 2010
Fantastic cartoon, did anyone else notice there are like no right angles in the entire show.
sipsyrupAug 19, 2010
r-e-c-y-c-l-e recycle
c-o-n-s-e-r-v-e conserve
dont you p-o-l-l-u-t-e
pollute the land sky or sea
or else you're gonna get
what you deserve!
funkywitdasystmAug 19, 2010
i like rainbows, too
panteradactylAug 19, 2010
Turn the page, wash your hands...
Turn the page, wash your hands...
Turn the page, wash your hands...
Turn the page, wash your hands...
backwardscompatAug 18, 2010
Oh my gosh, I remember when my brother showed me the boner in The Little Mermaid for the first time -- we were in stitches about it for a good 20 minutes!
kennykljAug 18, 2010
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markemmitchellAug 18, 2010
http://www.snopes.com/disney/films/minister.asp
kali075Aug 19, 2010
There are many rumors about sexual things in Disney animated classics
Dust spelling out "sex" in The Lion King. Abu saying dirty things in Alladin.
They are, as Huskypride said, false, with one notable exception.
In The Rescuers Down Under there's actually were a few frames that showed a photo of a naked woman in the background. It was edited out of later versions, but some of the original VHS copies have it. I don't think they ever found out how it got there either.
nubnubAug 19, 2010
I totally noticed the topless women in the rescuers as a kid
Closed AccountAug 19, 2010
nubnub you are a liar. it is in 2 seperate frames out of more than 110000. they movie runs at 30 frames per second. i didnt realize you were that fast as to easily makeout a naked woman in 0.033 seconds.
charonidronesAug 19, 2010
If it is two separate frames, that would make it 0.0666 seconds, or 66.6 milliseconds to be more precise (assuming 30fps video - which it most likely is not). Now I don't know about you, but I can definitely notice something with a length of 33.3 milliseconds, and even more so something that is over 60 milliseconds. Don't presume your own inability to be other's.
theaceoffireAug 19, 2010
Of course he did Professor, it was the longest he ever saw a nude woman.
zloba00Aug 18, 2010
holy s**t i couldnt stop laughing, can you imagine how many kids mustve been watching this with there dad, and their dad was probably cracking up and the kid has no idea hwtas going on haha holy s**t.
versatilierAug 19, 2010
their
ayracon8907Aug 25, 2010
ass, who cares?
ayracon8907Aug 19, 2010
ass, who cares
hypedAug 19, 2010
shut up
mmusickAug 18, 2010
You could've probably done this using only Disney movies.
anagogeAug 18, 2010
I wish they made more Animaniacs.
wutangtanAug 19, 2010
Education!
Wheel of morality,
Turn, turn, turn!
Show us the lesson
That we should learn!
rhendalAug 19, 2010
Why did you add exclamation points for droning?
spookyturtleAug 19, 2010
http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/thatguywiththeglasses/nostalgia-critic/27440-animaniacs-tribute Maybe this'll help? They explain the trick of putting a REALLY BAD joke into Animaniacs in order to get a lesser joke through.
deviantdragonAug 19, 2010
Awesome link. Hadn't seen this before. Bookmarked for later.
antdudeAug 19, 2010
DeviantDragon: Ditto. I think Diggers killed the site. It says "No input file specified." Good job, you guys. [grin]
theword12Aug 19, 2010
Edutainment!
krymsonAug 19, 2010
about what?? don't leave us hanging!
fifteenstepperAug 18, 2010
http://www.cracked.com/article_18672_the-6-creepiest-things-ever-slipped-into-childrens-cartoons.html
eagles7977Aug 18, 2010
Is that a penis in Grandpa's head? OMG I never noticed that before, awesome. LOL
larsoncAug 18, 2010
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randomerratumAug 19, 2010
A friend and I also swore that we'd found the words "suck dick" in the splash... I haven't seen the cover in years so I'm not sure if it was 'really' there or just a couple 12 year old imaginations...
hmm. something about that sentence doesn't feel right.
bmpovojvodaAug 19, 2010
damn ppl seeing penises everywhere now.. its just our dirty minds
mezz43Aug 18, 2010
The Animaniacs was full of this sort of dirty humor. check the 50s mark http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUaZ89rWWPI
crickey23Aug 18, 2010
The conjugation joke was amazing. How they got those kinds of jokes on air is beyond me.
yacksAug 19, 2010
Is it me or does Dr Otto Scratchansniff look a lot like Professor Farnsworth? or would that be the other way around?
Otto:
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_iLSmTPwJGZY/SsDBFqWd2HI/AAAAAAAAgGg/J5Rb8AxE9oc/s400/10.jpg
Farnsworth:
http://www.futurama-madhouse.com.ar/bios/bioFarnsworth.jpg
amgamer23Aug 18, 2010
Animaniacs was amazing. One of highlights of my childhood, for sure.
atarioAug 19, 2010
Animaniacs was amazing. One of highlights of my college years, for sure.
muffinmonkAug 18, 2010
http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/nostalgia-critic/34-nostalgia-critic/221-the-top-moments-in-animaniacs
woody925Aug 18, 2010
another one from Rocko:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbfn_QIaBkM
mymindgrapesAug 18, 2010
OMG! Barney's joke is so adult!
you2schmuckAug 18, 2010
Spongebob is insanely obvious, but somehow...I like stupid humorousness it has to offer. The CN shows Adventure Time and Chowder have some pretty obvious innuendos in them as well. I think Adventure Time is pretty much a waste of eye entertainment in itself, but I love Chowder.Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
beesknees21Aug 18, 2010
The Flintstone one was written like almost 50 years ago. Back then it was kind of a joke to say that a married man has two heads which means his wife is basically his second head. Of course in today's world where everything is about sex the joke has a new meaning.
atarioAug 19, 2010
Hm. I'm not sure about that, but I'm going to go ahead and take your word for it on old-time language use, based on the old-timey-ness of your user name.
outlawsundownAug 19, 2010
The Flintstones originally aired during prime time it wasn't really a kids show the first two seasons aren't even directed towards children so much as a forerunner to shows like the Simpsons.
ishqboliAug 18, 2010
if you look at a later shot in the little mermaid, you see the priest has two bulges sticking out, so either those are meant to be knees or he is one lucky guy.
meribianAug 18, 2010
Keeping my spot.
solecizeAug 18, 2010
This is not from my childhood-
My childhood had a dog with fleas (Willoughby) dragging his butt around on Elmer Fudd's floor in a merrie melodies cartoon only to pause, look at the camera, and say "Hey- I better cut this out, or I might get to like it". Then proceed to breathe heavily.
The Little Mermaid one is BS, if you go one frame past what they show you can tell it's the priest's knee. The poster is a much better example:
http://www.subliminal-video.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/littlemermaid-subliminal-2-267x300.jpg
diggmistressAug 18, 2010
I feel dirty!
banhusAug 18, 2010
no wonder it's our generation who invented 4chan.
EZjijyAug 18, 2010
I would have never noticed the penis on that grandpa's head on Hey Arnold.
tyron23Aug 18, 2010
I'm surprised this wasn't on the list. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skD2gyP1cCs
rickybennettAug 19, 2010
that hay Arnold one is f**ked up
boottoAug 19, 2010
Digg = pedoland.
youngcebAug 19, 2010
from adults to adults
moderntenshiAug 19, 2010
This is why movies like the first Shrek are so awesome. Kids are laughing at it now out of good natured humor, but when they watch it later in life and hear lines like, "Do you think he's compensating for something," they'll take on a whole different meaning, and their childhood will be shattered.
apocadallAug 19, 2010
Or the part with the mirror.
shiftkgbAug 19, 2010
Well I always thought the point of all of these subtle jokes were for parents to get while it flew right over the heads of their kids. It made watching these shows bearable for adults and it seems like good writing like this is getting less and less common.
fungowskiAug 19, 2010
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cosmicrAug 19, 2010
Someone is harboring latent gayness, if they can see penises in half the cartoons they watch.
m0ddedAug 19, 2010
Go back home to http://christwire.org/
chanelgalAug 19, 2010
what was the fast food restaurant that rocko and his pals liked? chokey chicken ?? WTF...llol
atarioAug 19, 2010
What, not a single classic-cartoon Erection Take?
Example:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wn7Su0A-inA
Watch the whole thing, if you never have. I'll wait
Now, see the wolf's reaction shortly after 2:35? What does that symbolize?
Now think about the hundreds of times you've seen this gag in classic cartoons.
nubnubAug 19, 2010
penis
lilconnor12345Aug 19, 2010
I don't want to.
usdaveAug 19, 2010
Did anyone else notice the huge :) on the laptop behind him?
afrochuAug 19, 2010
Needs more Ariel porn.
schaviraAug 19, 2010
The rainbow one is definitely a stretch; could have definitely picked more obvious innuendos from Rocko...
schaviraAug 19, 2010
Spongebob (the first 3 seasons at least) is not a stupid show. The writing on it was much better than many of its post-millenium peers. If you want true SpongeBob innuendo watch the end of Rock-a-Bye Bivalve. I'm also amazed this article just glanced over Ren & Stimpy completely.
libertyfrogAug 19, 2010
If you have Netflix, you have to watch Rocko's modern life. Seriously the show deals with only adult issues. When your an adult, episodes like garbage day and laundry day have a whole new meaning since we actually have to deal with those issues.
I watched one last week and couldn't help but notice the red rocket reference when spunky falls in love.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1o8gQ2nMzQ
killthepopularAug 19, 2010
all pretty unconvincing.
Closed AccountAug 19, 2010
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0m7OTzZOOg#t=5m49s
usma1000Aug 19, 2010
I always liked the shape of Arnold's grandfather's head.
....sooo I guess I'm gay now?
hleixAug 19, 2010
There is no way anything can surpass this from Ren & Stimpy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zT87scI0UtA#t=7m42s
mrsniper911Aug 19, 2010
Not a cartoon.... but for Children
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kclq2zGQy4w
misteratozAug 19, 2010
I would never have noticed that as a kid...
attn2riskyAug 19, 2010
and why is the episode with ren and stimpy not on there? you know, the one where stimpy gets pregnant....and ren goes, "i know how to handle this" and pulls out a wire hanger! like...seriously?
and in the end it ended up stimpy just being constipated. i'm still in shock from watching this as an adult, i used to watch it every saturday morning with my dad.
artworkz918Aug 19, 2010
except that it wasn't on sat morn, it was on late at night
attn2riskyAug 19, 2010
i'm talking waaayyy back in the day when it was on nickelodeon..like...92ish
artworkz918Aug 19, 2010
that's when I watched it, the first episodes before they got rid of Jon K, the creator.
unless maybe they re-aired them in the morning, I didn't get up that early. Only watched it at night
edwardr3073Aug 19, 2010
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xmAC9Qu908
finger prince o.0
diggimatorAug 19, 2010
That's the video I just saw.
silver48Aug 19, 2010
This is the dumbest digg story I have seen in a while.
gkiltzAug 19, 2010
Someone needs to get a life!
It's only television!
swizzcheezAug 19, 2010
Plus, Pinky and the Brain (not sure which ep), and not quite so subtle:
Dolly Parton: I'm your biggest fan, what do ya say to that?
The Brain: I'd say puberty was inordinently kind to you.
kevenmAug 19, 2010
"We need to find Prints"
"I found Prince"
"No, Finger Prints"
"I don't think so"
PRICELESS
diggimatorAug 19, 2010
I didn't get that one.
kevenmAug 19, 2010
Finger your girlfriend?
Finger Prince?