cracked.com — Once you start seeing these misguided boasts, you'll soon realize they're amongst the saddest written words on the Internet. Instead of a sign of how awesome the poster is, they are instead inevitably a marker of how clueless they are about how the Internet actually works.
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Lisa_RayeFeb 22, 2012
Pfffff, you call that badass? My Bugatti Veyron has a huge penis that shoots guns and as if that isn't enough my penis has a gun that shoots Bugatti Veyrons. Your move.
iv12kFeb 21, 2012
You should believe me that i did this important thing beacuase you are not better than me.
i know you care because you are my friends.
marvinbayogFeb 23, 2012
On the first place, why brag? Be humble. :P
rudegarFeb 22, 2012
I'm larger then life
bigger then the beetles
better then Steve Jobs
have longer hair and beard then Jesus
is faster then roadrunner
jackal3233Feb 22, 2012
I'm accepting only one reason 'That son of bitch is lying' sure.!
anayasharma757Feb 22, 2012
well said
number1greenFeb 22, 2012
#6 No one will ever "Like" you.
norman619Feb 22, 2012
Or Digg you
I_Keeps_It_RealFeb 23, 2012
They will just bury you
diceauFeb 22, 2012
Oh sure, tell everyone not to brag so you can take all the internet glory.
Just for that cheap trick, I'm gonna go bench 250 and win Battlefield 3 with a fork on a 350 ping.
clitniblr036Feb 23, 2012
"Once you start seeing these misguided boasts, you'll soon realize they're amongst the saddest written words on the Internet."
Yes, and they are so much fun to point and laugh at. And really, who doesn't need a good chuckle every now and then?
DamnAirFreshFeb 23, 2012
You risk being robbed. That's the first thing that comes to mind.
News_AddictFeb 22, 2012
Another cynical, nasty little article from cracked.
The_SovereignFeb 22, 2012
Sure, but its goal is to turn arrogant, naive children into something a little more tolerable. They're a force for good.
News_AddictFeb 22, 2012
I dunno. Maybe you have to be an arrogant child to get anything from it then. Fair Enough. I'm just fed up of the smug tone of a lot of their articles.
The_SovereignFeb 22, 2012
Oh for sure, it's very childish, and often their lists are comprised of outright lies, but not in this case. This article is entirely accurate, and it's obvious that many people would benefit from reading it. In fact, we all would, if indirectly, because at the very least we'd have fewer apparent troll posts to read.
News_AddictFeb 22, 2012
I disagree that it is accurate. Not everyone can win the Champions League on World Class level on FIFA 12 ( I know I can't) and it's as finer an achievement as anything people usually post.
The_SovereignFeb 22, 2012
lol
eschercubeFeb 22, 2012
I founded Cracked in 1958 when I was on a drunken cruise with Marilyn Monroe. The idea came to me after four martinis when Bobby Kennedy started to look a lot like Alfred E. Neuman.