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ckhhrryissAug 3, 2010
So True Blood can teach you stuff... Interesting...
jboitnottAug 3, 2010
You knew the queen was in a world of hurt when she's writhing on the floor passionate about lottery tickets.
gamerxr72Aug 4, 2010
I don't like the idea of the queen. She can mind control people, is immortal, ancient, and rich, and yet she is going broke? How does that even make sense?
You'd think at her age she would have learned how to manage a fortune by now. This is a giant plot hole for me.
o1dord3rAug 4, 2010
She cant exactly do anything she wants. We saw last episode that there is an authority that pretty much presides over the vampires. She cant just go in a bank and glamour the teller to give her all her money. The authority would be on her ass. Keep in mind that is just what I know from the show, I still havent read the books.
lohkeyAug 4, 2010
We've seen from prior episodes that she is fairly loaded with eccentricities. Seems more likely to me that scratching lottery tickets just seemed like a fun idea that night.
jboitnottAug 4, 2010
The main issue is this: She's never had to manage her money before. It is only now that vampires are "out in the open," that she needs to pay money to the IRS. Apparently what she owes is more than what she has. Bad girl. She is also not all that ancient. She's less than one thousand years old... and as we've seen with other characters like Lorena... just because you are old does not mean you have wisdom.
soc7Aug 3, 2010
What is it with chicks and vampires??
randomeyesAug 3, 2010Submitter
True Blood is the only vampire related thing I'll watch..besides Blade and the old school Dracula
soc7Aug 3, 2010
I find the True Blood story to be mostly interesting. The dialogue can be a bit stilted at times.
I enjoy watching it more with one of my female friends. She really looks forward to it.
My biggest issue with these premium cable shows is that they do 8 to 12 episodes and call that a season and then go on hiatus for what seems like a year and a half.
mweatherAug 4, 2010
8 to 12 episodes IS a season. Just be glad you're not a 'Being Human' fan. 6 episodes a season.
cfuseAug 4, 2010
Hunt down Ultraviolet (coincidentally also featuring Steven Moyer as a vampire) and watch that.
awintersAug 4, 2010
I hate that Brit seasons are so short.
fattestfootAug 4, 2010
Top Gear was 6 episodes this series as well. What a bummer.
brewbeauAug 4, 2010
@awinters
The nice thing about the British formula is that a show never gets stale. Yeah, it sucks that there aren't more of the original Office or Spaced, but it's better to wish there were more than have to explain to people how good the show used to be.
mweatherAug 4, 2010
"it's better to wish there were more than have to explain to people how good the show used to be."
You still have to explain that, but only to people who haven't seen the British version.
awintersAug 4, 2010
Fangbangers.
elcadAug 4, 2010
Not sure, buy the chicks at my house watch all they can. I think it's the hot guys.
The wife got the daughter this shirt to wear to a Twilight movie premiere:
http://fashionablygeek.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/buffy-staked-edward.jpg
zaynexzandersAug 4, 2010
They're hot for them I guess?
I like True Blood I have to be honest but Twilight sucks all 8 of Octoc**k's c**ks
13point1Aug 4, 2010
I'd think Alexander Skarsgard is sexy regardless of whether he's playing a vampire or a human.
infestusAug 3, 2010
True Blood is a travesty and makes me sad about all the s**t that passes as "tv" these days.
cannoneAug 4, 2010
Couldn't disagree more, you have either not watched the show and are ill-informed or you hate the whole vampire thing (which I did prior to watching it) and have written the show off due to that.
Watch it then tell me its a travesty, HBO Sunday line-ups are the farthest thing from travesties.
soc7Aug 4, 2010
I could give up all the premium channels but not HBO. Their original programming is very watchable.
prodigitalsonAug 4, 2010
Hell HBO produces most of what is actually watchable on TV these days - including True Blood, and it beats pretty much all of what anyone has done before it since TV was invented. I mean there are only a few networks that really have anything remotely close let alone better and even then it tends to be a fluke, not really a solid track record. AMC and TNT seem to be stepping it up though.
brewbeauAug 4, 2010
@prodigitalson
Yeah, isn't it strange that these channels that used to be crap are now making great shows. FX is impressing me now between It's Always Sunny and the new Louis show. Good stuff. I guess the silver lining to the scourge of television- reality TV- is that it inspired new scripted shows that are fresh and funny.
bfogarty27Aug 4, 2010
true blood is great.
kylereAug 4, 2010
The only way you can think that is if you have not watched anything else.
smurfzAug 4, 2010
Didn't know life lessons could be derived from vampire tv shows.
prodigitalsonAug 4, 2010
Life lesson can be derived from anything really if its well written. It doesnt matter if the setting/characters have a fantastic element to them - they are still characters being written by human beings so its near impossible not to glean something from them since all the motivations will essentially be human motivations.
zaynexzandersAug 4, 2010
Learn something new everyday
evileddy60Aug 4, 2010
"11. Do Not Date Sookie Stackhouse
We don’t care how good her blood tastes, that girl is a supernatural drama magnet. It's not worth it."
Nice boobies though.
zaynexzandersAug 4, 2010
Making it entirely worth it. Would I fight a vampire to touch those? If she got rid of that damn gap between her front teeth hell yes I would
strad2Aug 4, 2010
I want to tongue the gap between her teeth.
Too much info?
valiantheartAug 4, 2010
"Gap teeth in her mouth so my dicks got to fit."
-Dr. Dre.
lohkeyAug 4, 2010
http://imgur.com/FrDtq.png
altidudeAug 4, 2010
That gap in her teeth would look a lot better with my dick in her mouth. If you know what I mean.
theungodAug 4, 2010
Hell Jason Stackhouse has some killer boobies too. Even as a straight man I want to touch those bigguns.
awintersAug 4, 2010
While I hate the current fad of vampires everywhere and think Twilight is an abomination, I like this show.
That lanky nordic Eric is hotness and Lafayette is the most fabulous bitch on TV.
Also, the accents are atrocious.
soc7Aug 4, 2010
Regarding Lafayette. If Alan Ball is the producer there's going to be a rare mare in there somewhere.
Oooh, I'm a poet now too.
drmobutuAug 4, 2010
I like how the vampires can't talk properly, when their fangs are out...
rinoteAug 4, 2010
Eric is FOINE and Lafayette is a sexy bitch!
SylvieOAug 4, 2010
Oh definitely with you on Eric being a hottie. Lafayette is great. I love that his role is so much bigger in the show then it is in the books. He steals just about ever scene he is in (other then the ones with Eric, I can't take my eyes off him).
On another note, why do vampires in TrueBlood have to be so messy? You'd think after hundreds of years they would learn how to eat neatly. Or is that just me?
carrie76Aug 4, 2010
No, Its not just you. I had the same thought about eating neatly in the last episode. The King of Mississippi is supposed to be thousands of years old. One would think he had it figured out by now.
kaiosamaAug 4, 2010
12. Being a werewolf sucks compared to being a shapeshifter.
deadbabysoupAug 4, 2010
They forgot that its actually possible to get tired of seeing anna paquins boobies....just sayin
soc7Aug 4, 2010
They always find a way to insert some nudity in these shows. It's gotten to be very cliche and tiresome, especially when it's not necessary to the story.Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
stilesjaAug 4, 2010
Whats wrong with you?
Closed AccountAug 4, 2010
And, yet they cleverly crop the shot to avoid showing any wang. I'll bet that pisses off all the gay men and ladies that watch the show.
lagmarAug 4, 2010
Sookie!!
strad2Aug 4, 2010
Bay-l!
metaldwarfAug 4, 2010
Sookie!!
yveskleinAug 4, 2010
I'm so out of the loop, I thought this was going to be about Rambo - First Blood. Bummer
lalongecarabineAug 4, 2010
12. Eat garlic and wear plenty of silver!
Closed AccountAug 4, 2010
I have no idea why I like this show. I think it's mostly just because it's allowed me to see Rogue's boobies.
drmobutuAug 4, 2010
#12: Don't date Vampires!
globalswarmingAug 4, 2010
13. Most people/creatures in the world are super gay.
poormansmemoryAug 4, 2010
This season has been lackluster at best, though the last episode was a lot better then the previous ones. I'm hoping it turns around and quits getting goofier.
Maybe I was just upset by the whole twilight angle? Come on True blood, you had to get werewolves involved?Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
askantikAug 4, 2010
Um, you realize True Blood is based on books, right? Books which, you know, featured werewolves.
poormansmemoryAug 4, 2010
Ah, yes I did, but forgot, and now remember again.
But still don't like werewolves and vampires being in everything, so I continue to stick by my illogical guns ;-)
o1dord3rAug 4, 2010
I actually prefer this season over the last season. That meanard angle was pissing me off by the end of the season.
13point1Aug 4, 2010
Maenad.
13point1Aug 4, 2010
I think I could tolerate it better if it didn't have to be Nazi werewolves. And for god's sake, the werewolves can shift at will - JUST LIKE TWILIGHT. I hate that.
askantikAug 4, 2010
True Blood is on HBO, therefore it's pretty much awesome by default. I can't wait for Eastbound and Down to come back, too. Hot damn!
chuckdontsurfAug 4, 2010
On HBO and created by Alan Ball. That's an unstoppable combination.
askantikAug 4, 2010
Yep. Six Feet Under was great as well.
hallo2uAug 4, 2010
my girlfriend really likes the show
im not really sure if i should give a try
*edit*
since we are on digg of course it is my imaginary girlfriend
gia80Aug 4, 2010
Eric can bite his fangs in me anytime he wants, or Wang.
kvasaariAug 4, 2010
I like this show partly because it doesn't take itself seriously. And because all the actresses have great boobs.
carrie76Aug 4, 2010
great NATURAL boobs. :o)
Closed AccountAug 4, 2010
The acting in this show is horrible!
candrieAug 5, 2010
Sookie is Mahn!
Every time Bill says that I laugh myself silly.