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The 6 Worst 'Professional' Music Videos on the Web watch!

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Who dugg this? Made popular Apr 13, 2009

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  • trapper2530, on 04/13/2009, -1/+65Im gonna make you come tonight...over to my house
  • stinger666, on 04/13/2009, -0/+57I still think that tunak tunak tun is awesome.
  • Surferess, on 04/13/2009, -2/+30"Researched almost entirely by Cracked Forum members"
  • D1CE, on 04/13/2009, -1/+26"What a respectful depiction of the Australian people"
    "They're all criminals"
    I lol'd
  • inactive, on 04/13/2009, -1/+17I noticed a song that was mysteriously absent...
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRrFpU8wqiE
  • PeachesTheCow, on 04/13/2009, -3/+18Pretty much everything Cracked does makes me laugh till it hurts. I don't know why I always need Digg to remind me of this.. Ah well!
  • Sylocat, on 04/13/2009, -3/+17Okay... after their video about amateur music videos, now they're doing one about professional ones.

    Ah well, still pretty funny, especially "And with their powers combined, they are... the guy who sold me my last car."
  • Fishn2, on 04/13/2009, -0/+14I hate that australian ***** too.
  • GreenAlien, on 04/13/2009, -1/+14This one was absent. The worst music video in the history of mankind.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnoaj8b2bGM
  • HEAVYisSPY, on 04/13/2009, -0/+13How DARE you make fun of Tunak Tunak Tun? It's the best music video ever.
  • SwankRock3000, on 04/14/2009, -0/+12"It's like if two metrosexual rapists starred in 'Night at the Roxbury'"

    Brilliant.


    What's also awesome is that B4-4 band recently washed their fake tans and hair gel out and became an Opera duo called "RyanDan", adored by boring housewives everywhere.
  • eanbowman, on 04/13/2009, -1/+13Hey man, Tunak Tunak Tun rox ;D
  • juhache, on 04/13/2009, -1/+12ualuealuealeuale ualuelaelaellalea, alsualsualualauusualulus alsualsualualauusualulus
    ualuealuealeuale ualuelaelaellalea, alsualsualualauusualulus alsualsualualauusualulus
  • Shreder1, on 04/14/2009, -4/+14I've actually enjoyed all of his videos.
  • scooterbaga, on 04/13/2009, -3/+13Even your mother?
  • juhache, on 04/13/2009, -0/+9http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZA1NoOOoaNw

    OMGTHERE
  • artissco, on 04/13/2009, -2/+11That Get Down song is so GAY (and retarded)
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KluRW21oAiY
  • sexybobo, on 04/14/2009, -0/+9The name of the song is "cocaine part" (Chacarron Macarron).
    Knowing that it makes perfect sense.
  • juhache, on 04/13/2009, -0/+8The lyrics are entirely about ***** dudes..

    So yes, i agree.
  • sexybobo, on 04/14/2009, -0/+8"cocaine party"
  • dtfinch, on 04/14/2009, -0/+7That last clip, for anyone who's not a devoted, lifeless, virgin jpop fan, was Ai~n! Dance no Uta by Mini Moni. They'll surely be missed. Aibon was fired for repeated underage smoking, and after a couple of years of isolation and depression is now a struggling actress and frequent blogger. Mika moved back to the US, rarely to be seen again. Nono is married with a daughter, and took a long break, though she's been working her way back. Nono and Mari are technically still with the company, but you don't seem them sing much anymore.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWej3q7CoHw

    I still count Tunak Tunak Tun among the best music videos ever.
  • scooterbaga, on 04/13/2009, -1/+8Swaim!
  • YvesKlein, on 04/13/2009, -0/+6b4-4, gay in a way that is not ok
  • inactive, on 04/14/2009, -0/+6Hmmm... try this one http://tinyurl.com/dyw22j
  • Betrayal, on 04/14/2009, -0/+6USSSSAAAAAAAAAA AMERICAAAA, WE STAND ASSSSS ONEEE AND WE MUST CARY OOOOHHH-OOOONNNNNN.
  • twtmc, on 04/14/2009, -0/+6Losing You - Jan Terri. Beats out all of those by a long, long shot.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQdp68zsK4I
  • staffa, on 04/14/2009, -0/+6But what's with the 11 year old boy?

    That might be wrong on only 1 level, but it is really ***** wrong.
  • SmooveO, on 04/13/2009, -2/+7i've lost all faith in humanity.
  • Woah_G!, on 04/14/2009, -0/+5The song is aiin by mini moni

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWej3q7CoHw

    The white face dude is from a Japanese comedy show
    bakatono:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00lR640webY
  • Killmaster, on 04/14/2009, -0/+5Who does that Japanese I Am The Walrus thing?
  • reverant, on 04/13/2009, -11/+16Better than anything Gladstone has ever done in his life
  • HoldenH, on 04/13/2009, -0/+5Oh my god. Number 6 was the worst song i have EVER heard.
  • eanbowman, on 04/13/2009, -1/+6LOL... While his dialogue is clunky as hell I actually enjoy hate by numbers sometimes.
  • ordago, on 04/14/2009, -0/+5"To play us out"
    LOL
  • jtwyrrpirate, on 04/14/2009, -0/+4And not one mention of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3nVHkxDA1M

    ...really?
  • kornwin, on 04/14/2009, -0/+4He's right, "Shin On Me" is amazing.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDyDz8WeiM4
  • feezus, on 04/14/2009, -0/+4I agree, and I will fight anyone that says otherwise.
  • praisethelard, on 04/14/2009, -0/+3And they can't even sing. Autotune up the ass on the song that plays on their website.
  • loopyloopy, on 04/14/2009, -0/+3that guy actually very accurately depicted a lot of digg users' complete knowledge of the Australian people. every one of those sayings i've seen posted as comments in Australian flavor stories on digg
  • reverant, on 04/14/2009, -3/+6Especially my mother
  • mistergoomba, on 04/14/2009, -0/+3Dugg for not including Mark Gormley. He rocks!
  • juhache, on 04/13/2009, -0/+3 This video is not available in your country.
  • Goombellaofgoom, on 04/14/2009, -0/+2I never had any to begin with.
  • dlite922, on 04/14/2009, -0/+2that was a catchy tune.

    I can't get it out of my head!!!!!!!!


  • borez, on 04/13/2009, -1/+3is
  • Kivenkantaja, on 04/14/2009, -0/+2I'm Aussie and I even laughed at the criminals joke. I hate people trying to do the accents though they are so bad it's not even funny.
  • lektroluv, on 04/14/2009, -0/+2Whatwhat?
  • ThermiteTerrace, on 04/14/2009, -0/+2Seriously lacking in "Crocodile Man" by Darren Hume. How could this not have been on the list?
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQqYy2eo6jM
  • inactive, on 04/13/2009, -14/+16This is the guy that tries too hard...at everything.
  • inactive, on 04/14/2009, -0/+2This was much funnier if you imagined him as a 1920s pimp.
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