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- DBSABZB, on 04/22/2008, -14/+458You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt?
You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt?
You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt?
Let's do it in the butt, okay - Tokyosexwhale, on 04/22/2008, -4/+195I agree with Stanley. I would definitely enjoy listening to some laid back gangsta rap that I could understand. "My regional hand symbols are different than your regional hand symbols so I am natually inclined to use my handgun on you."
- StanleyKoolPrik, on 04/22/2008, -9/+163Someone should do a cover album where they take the biggest rap songs and translate them into English. It would be full of lines like this:
"I get paid to be awesome, now get out of my way before I shoot you." - canewediggit, on 04/22/2008, -3/+102nobody remembers canibus huh? -
Well let me tell you something, you might got more cash than me
But you ain't got the skills to eat a *****'s ass like me
And if you really want to show off, we can get it on
Live in front of the cameras on your own sitcom - treed, on 04/22/2008, -1/+93I was always amused by rappers describing women as having a "body like a stallion".
- Goodbyeworld, on 04/22/2008, -0/+90Dugg for the one page article. Cracked.com, you are taking the first steps in order to get nominated for a Webbie.
- FortyCaliber, on 04/22/2008, -1/+77I enjoy my women more when they have a horse penis.
- jakash, on 04/22/2008, -7/+77JesusChris in the comments wrote:
"Eminem #12:You better lose yourself in the music, the moment You own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo Translation: Let's listen to some music...oh, see my penis? You better grab it and start sucking before I change my mind and you miss your chance to." - yifanlu94, on 04/22/2008, -2/+56This is the gayest rap lyric I've heard: "Soulja Boy up In it (oh), Watch Me Crank It, Watch Me Roll, Watch Me Crank Dat Soulja Boy..."
- lava, on 04/22/2008, -0/+49Homies over hos! Homies over hos!
- deltron, on 04/22/2008, -1/+50...unintentional?
- Suzuka09, on 04/22/2008, -2/+50Now, I honestly think 50 Cent is gay...
- hs112186, on 04/22/2008, -2/+43ya he'll come down and bum rape the whole staff, better be careful
- davesigmachi, on 04/22/2008, -3/+43"Hey, there, Sh**ty Sh**ty F*g F*g, How'd You Do?"
-Mr. Garrison - DaviDTC, on 04/22/2008, -15/+53Thanks for reminding me why I cant stand rap.
- jlee2081, on 04/22/2008, -2/+40I usually like cracked lists, but this one is seriously lacking. There are dozens of lines by rappers not named 50 cent or Eminem that are 10x gayer than these, here are a few off the top of my head
DMX - "all you n*ggas that been to jail before, suck my d*ck"
Canibus - "you ain't got the skills to eat a n*ggas ass like me"
R. Kelly ft BIG - "B-I-G, bring that ass to meeeee"
Notorious BIG - "You look so good huh, I suck on your daddy's dick (yeah)" - RoroCo, on 04/22/2008, -6/+42Put a can up your butt
Put a man up your butt
Put a tree up your butt
Put me up your butt.
Doing the butt... AWWWW Sexy sexy.... - jakash, on 04/22/2008, -7/+42Dugg for 50Cent: "Ha ha! See what I did there?"
Seroiously, most rappers can't make any good jokes and have to explain them all afterwards... - hektur, on 04/22/2008, -14/+45You could have got raped... In the butt.
- ligyron, on 04/22/2008, -4/+33Author clearly just doesn't speak black
- inactive, on 04/22/2008, -0/+28I don't think that's very unintentional, though.
- weeman43302, on 04/22/2008, -0/+27Do the Homie! Do the Homie!
- HeDiggMe, on 04/22/2008, -0/+26I think this is what you're looking for
http://www.geocities.com/sunsetstrip/lounge/6095/b ... - SmooveO, on 04/22/2008, -5/+29If 50 reads this article, look out Cracked headquarters!
- Foenetik, on 04/22/2008, -1/+25this list blows...
"I would tell you to suck my dick, but you a fag and u might just suck my dick...so suck my dick" DMX
"put your dick in my mouth" jay-z - jonohull, on 04/22/2008, -2/+25Slipknot sucks.
- inactive, on 04/22/2008, -4/+26Wait, didn't he quit rapping, join the military, then get busted for smoking weed?
- metateck, on 04/22/2008, -1/+23Dude, don't copy and paste ***** straight from the article. People can read the article.
- namelessXsilent, on 04/22/2008, -1/+21in the butt
- emehrkay, on 04/22/2008, -0/+20Nobody remembers Biggie
"looks so good...I'll suck on yo daddy's dick..." - SwankRock3000, on 04/22/2008, -0/+18"Yayo, bring the condoms, I'm in room 203." is the first one that came to mind.
Also, on the new Ghostface album, Beanie Seagel says something to the effect of "'Bout to blow you for a box a Huggies". - threemagic, on 04/22/2008, -1/+18No one appreciates Eddie Murphy anymore..
I'll digg ya up for nostalgic reasons - inactive, on 04/22/2008, -1/+18Have you seen how sexy those stallions look?
- HeDiggMe, on 04/22/2008, -3/+18Biggie Smalls is the wickedest
***** say I'm pussy
I dare you to stick your dick in this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6aJWJyjkxys - BigLLamasHouse, on 04/23/2008, -1/+15..with the hit song: What, What in my *****
- Dunadan, on 04/22/2008, -4/+17I try not to hear one Garth Brooks song, period.
- shirtninjay, on 04/23/2008, -1/+14I'm surprised they didn't have DMX's "What's my name?" in there...
"I'm a cruddy ***** leave you all bloody ***** service with a smile
Suck my dick
And while you ***** that's been to jail before know it's about to get thick
Let's get it on baby"
What he's probably saying:
I'm a crazy person that will shoot you up and grin while you're there bleeding.
You are nothing
People who knows what prison life is like, knows it's about time to get rowdy
Let's fight.
What we like to think he's saying:
I'm a dirty African-American that's going to leave you bloody from anal intercourse with a smile.
Give me oral pleasure
For the guys who have met me in jail, you've seen my large erection.
Let's make love. - blueRAP, on 04/23/2008, -0/+13The Boondocks are so underrated
- qber, on 04/22/2008, -1/+13It took you 11 minutes to read that?
- DubBucket, on 04/22/2008, -3/+15what what?
- Gizza, on 04/23/2008, -0/+10"Unintentionally" gay.
- atechnoviking, on 04/23/2008, -1/+11Yes, I will digg you down. I'm sick of your reverse psychology *****.
- sovereign3, on 04/22/2008, -13/+23You really have no idea do you? You see one self-affirming article about ridiculous rap lyrics (even I feel that they're horrible lyrics and rappers) and you use it as justification for denigrating an entire genre. 50 Cent does not represent all rap music, nor does Nas or Black Rob. There is good rap music out there. I mean better in terms of quality and better in terms of message.
I would never hear one Garth Brooks song and say "Glad I hate country music." At least be fair. - _Ty_, on 04/22/2008, -4/+13Explain to me again how "laying" is different than "laying".
- petebot, on 04/22/2008, -1/+9Ha ha ha ha ha. Oh man, that is funny . Are you a 15 year old Indiana boy from the 1990's? Who listens to slipknot and thinks they're the *****? What?
- liljay2k, on 04/22/2008, -0/+8HAHA. The second pictures in each set lmao.
- praisethelard, on 06/06/2008, -1/+9I can see the infomercial in my head right now..."Fun for the whole family!"
- cheezintern, on 04/22/2008, -1/+9yea Slipknot is a bad example because they do suck.
- danconia, on 04/23/2008, -0/+8LOL exactly what I was thinking too. People gotta be better at conveying their points or clarifying themselves.
- shakbhaji, on 04/23/2008, -0/+7Isn't that where he keeps is mother or something?
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