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- thebadkitty, on 11/22/2007, -0/+36Since when is "Irreplaceable" a rock song?
- strum40, on 11/22/2007, -2/+32And now, The Top 8 most annoying headlines from Cracked.com
The 11 Most Unintentionally Poignant Drunk Celebrity Videos
The 10 Most Improbable Celebrity Fistfights
The 10 Most Deranged Sidekicks of All Time
The 10 Biggest Wastes of Talent
The 10 Most Regrettable Celebrity Commercials
The 10 Most Unlikely Celeb Porn Stars
10 Hot Celebrity Kids (And Why You Might Have a Shot)
The Top 10 Secret Celebrity Scientologists - nepawoods, on 11/22/2007, -3/+27Dugg just for having something as old as "these boots are made for walkin".
And as for Carly Simon's "You're so vain, I bet you think this song is about you." ... well, it IS about him, isn't it? So merely knowing the truth makes him vain? Doesn't make sense. - adrenaline33, on 11/22/2007, -2/+18Did you not read the *****' article?
- diggless, on 11/22/2007, -1/+15no fiona apple?
"you fondle my trigger then you blame my gun" is one of my favorite lines.
her songs are so much more harsh in an intelligent well sung way than nearly all the songs on this list. I guess if you express yourself in metaphor form you are excluded. - Postmodernism, on 11/22/2007, -3/+16My favorite bit is "Apparently every female, be they goth, redneck, hipster or grandmother, wants to see a cheater get owned."
- wedgemartin, on 11/22/2007, -1/+13Still blows my mind that Alanis was with Dave Coulier.
- hpymondays, on 11/22/2007, -3/+15beyonce sucks. She just gets airplay because her looks appeal to both black and white folks. Her voice is downright annoying.
- lukifer, on 11/22/2007, -0/+10Yes, I'm ***** you. Right now, as a matter of fact.
- LordSeth, on 11/22/2007, -0/+9No the song would be more about her getting over him and him being vain would think its about him not her.
- ajchavar, on 11/22/2007, -0/+9and that she, apparently, went down on him in a theater.
(sorry if thats in the article, for whatever reason the digg link takes me to a "story not found" page at cracked. . .) - navitatl, on 11/22/2007, -7/+15No other female singer in the world can touch the anger and bitterness of Anza Oyama, former Sailor Moon actress turned heavy metal vocalist.
http://media.putfile.com/HPP-sample (just wait till the 3rd sample...) - Petrii, on 11/22/2007, -6/+13Wtf! None of those artists can be considered rock.
- Urusai, on 11/22/2007, -0/+7All pop music (i.e., not country, jazz, or classical) is considered "rock" by the music industry. Not by critics, fans, or creators of music, just by the clueless turds who market it. Perhaps ironically, country music is closer to true "rock and roll" than much of the R&B and lite pop that gets tossed in the same bin.
- basic0, on 11/22/2007, -0/+6"Go ahead and imagine them ***** for a while."
I think this article just gave me ED. - pradaaddict, on 11/22/2007, -0/+5Beyonce and Rhiannah are rock musicians?...
*faceplam* - mabhatter, on 11/22/2007, -0/+5it's flat out describing trashing somebodies ride while they're in the bar that gets her on the list.. not being whiny about it.
- MikeonTV, on 11/22/2007, -0/+5Looks like we get a glimpse into the origin of the famous "Cowbell" skit [Will Ferrell] on SNL in this post. If you watch the Carley Simon video you see that it was filmed on SNL (May 8th, 1976). In the back you see a very confident looking Chevy Chase playing the cowbell - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLQ5Uh4d3W4 - Now although there was a cowbell in the song it was supposed to be Mick Jagger who played in this version of the song - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0694442/trivia - One wonder where the enfluence came from for then now cult comedy routine.
- natedouglas, on 11/22/2007, -0/+5They don't know *****.
Marianne Faithfull: Why'd Ya Do It?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nH6bAMKA5fU
When I stole a twig from our little nest
And gave it to a bird with nothing in her beak,
I had my balls and my brains put into a vice
And twisted around for a whole ***** week.
Whyd ya do it, she said, whyd you let that trash
Get a hold of your *****, get stoned on my hash ?
Whyd ya do it she said, whyd you let her suck your ***** ?
Oh, do me a favour, dont put me in the dark.
Whyd ya do it, she said, theyre mine all your jewels,
You just tied me to the mast of the ship of fools.
Whyd ya do it, she said, when you know it makes me sore,
cause she had cobwebs up her fanny and I believe in giving to the poor.
Whyd ya do it, she said, whyd you spit on my snatch ?
Are we out of love now, is this just a bad patch ?
Whyd ya do it, she said, whyd you do what you did ?
You drove my ego to a really bad skid.
Whyd you do it, she said, aint nothing to laugh,
You just tore all our kisses right in half!
Whyd ya do it, she said, whyd ya do what you did,
Betray my little oyster for such a low bitch.
Whyd ya do it, she said, whyd you do what you did ?
You drove my ego to a really bad skid.
Whyd ya do it, she screamed, after all weve said
Every time I see your dick I see her ***** in my bed.
The whole room was swirling,
Her lips were still curling.
Whyd ya do it, she said, whyd you do what you did
Whyd ya do it, she said, whyd you do what you did
Whyd ya do it, she said, whyd ya do it, she said,
Whyd you do what you did ?
Oh, big grey mother, I love you forever
With your barbed wire pussy and your good and bad weather.
Whyd ya do it, she said, whyd you do what you did ...
Ah, I feel better now. - milomilomilo, on 11/22/2007, -0/+5P.O.E
most of her songs were about past abusive dickghead boyfriends, her sick dad and ***** mother.
came out early 90's grunge time. cheryl crow, alannis, poe... there was a trend of those types of people in music.
TBH, I preferred it to the pop whores these days, but it's just this decades annoying group of people. - Xondar, on 11/22/2007, -0/+4That's part of the beauty of it... She's messing with his mind!
- ajchavar, on 11/22/2007, -0/+4ah *****, sorry everyone, it loaded and that is in the article.
balls.
digg it down, or up if you're kinky. - RollFizzlebeef, on 11/22/2007, -0/+4"Caught Out There" by Kelis? ("I HATE YOU SO MUCH RIGHT NOW")
"You Suck" by The Murmurs?
I love how these sites always assign these Top 10 lists to the guy who knows nothing about the subject. - SlipstreamLucas, on 11/22/2007, -0/+4the fact he doesn't realize this means he's either really loose, or your really small. Loose/Loose
- inactive, on 11/22/2007, -0/+4Dugg for L7's "*****".
And L7 definitely qualify as rock. - toro913, on 11/22/2007, -0/+4why doesn't digg just have a cracked link on the front page, saves time
- Abomonog, on 11/22/2007, -0/+4Buried for only having 3 tunes that could actually qualify as rock.
Beyonce is rock like Hendrix was R&B. Sheesh. - modix, on 11/22/2007, -0/+4But wait till I get him back
He won't have a back to scratch
Yeah, keep turning that chin
And you will see my
Face as I figure how to kill what I cannot catch
No one does bitter like Fiona. - Synn, on 11/22/2007, -0/+3You wouldn't consider L7 to be rock?
- doshindude, on 11/22/2007, -0/+3Yeah it's in Rock Band as a secret song. *pukes*
- mabhatter, on 11/22/2007, -2/+5that's not about jilted lovers, just blowing off punks at the bar
- cardyology, on 11/22/2007, -0/+3this is THE ***** digg i've ever seen! i wouldn't piss on this story if it asked me really politely to.
- enola, on 11/22/2007, -0/+3Perhaps the writer would benefit from not approaching the song as if she was a third grader trying to anger mommy with her naughty language.
Just a thought. - XBSHX, on 11/22/2007, -0/+2Thats exactly what I was thinking.
- D3koy, on 11/22/2007, -3/+5"That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4-wheel drive, carved my name into his leather seats ... I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights, slashed a hole in all 4 tires ..."
Jesus, she (or rather her song writer presumably) has some anger issues they need to work out... - Gosunkugi, on 11/22/2007, -0/+2Buried on grounds of the Cracked staff's apparent "all music = rock" thought process.
- ZenMojo, on 11/22/2007, -0/+2Bitter blondie + bitter muppets + murder = classic.
- NathanielJ, on 11/22/2007, -0/+2Except that if you actually listened to the lyrics of that song, you'd realize it's a love song and not bitter at all...
- csrster, on 11/22/2007, -1/+3Dugg for the line about Carly Simon's hair looking like it was combed with a Tesla coil.
- alexforcefive, on 11/22/2007, -0/+2No Janis Joplin or Aretha either.Whoever wrote that article doesn't ***** listen to music.
- bratterscain, on 11/22/2007, -0/+2What, no Courtney Love?
- skyfire1, on 11/22/2007, -0/+2This guy is going to be on Chris Hansen when he's older.
- yournightmare, on 11/22/2007, -0/+2I think it's more like wiin/wiin.
- 1337Einstein, on 11/22/2007, -0/+1No, that would make it about both of them, thus he is correct in his assumption, and it is she who is vain in openly denying that.
- riverstyx, on 11/22/2007, -0/+1I'm pretty annoyed with seeing Cracked on here. I swear those guys are paying shills to up their popularity count.
That list sucks, btw. - omnikitty, on 12/03/2007, -0/+1Hmmm. No Fiona Apple. Disappointing. I have a playlist that I rock out to when I get my heart wrenched to bits. Rocking out with your air guitar in the shower... is always a fun bit. Good Charlotte has some wicked rhymes, like Predictable, Boys and Girls, and even Little Things. Ooh... and Bloody Valentine. "I ripped out his throat... you mourn the death of your bloody valentine..." It's a happy little song about murder by a jealous lover. Good angry energy there. It's a "let's go beat the bloody heck out of that ex of yours" kind of song without actually beating the bloody heck out of him. Though he probably deserves it.
- EclipseGSX, on 11/22/2007, -0/+1Gotta agree with you there. She's a brilliant artist.
"How can I deal with this, if he won't get with this
Am I gonna heal from this, he won't admit to it
Nothing to figure out, I got to get him out
It's time the truth was out that he don't give a ***** about me" - ronaldinho, on 12/10/2007, -0/+1Evanescence is certainly more rock than Beyonce I dare say
- ronaldinho, on 12/10/2007, -0/+1She won't get my ear, but she can certainly get my dick
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