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youtube.com — This is Paula Abdul drunk on American Idol, reviewing a performance that didn't happen yet.

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  • thenewromancexx, on 05/01/2008, -4/+106hahahahahahahah........ she can't count to one.
    • Phyltre, on 05/01/2008, -4/+7"Well I thought--the first one was great, the second and third...I really wasn't feeling enough effort from, although, I'm glad we got to hear, your lower register in the first one."

      --"Paula, he only sang once."

      "This...is hard!" Come on, somebody tell me we aren't smarter with the internet around.
      • cyricc, on 05/01/2008, -1/+6Paula: "This is haaaard!..."

        Chorus of dumb bitches: " Whoooooo!!!" Clap, Clap, Clap
    • dfsjdkflasjk, on 05/01/2008, -2/+4If there ever needed to be a reason for us to never see her again, let this be it.
      • SkippyDoorknob, on 05/01/2008, -2/+10Are you kidding? Watching to see what she's going to do is most of the reason to watch in the first place.
        • mxmj, on 05/01/2008, -2/+4I only watch the audition episodes, so I can laugh as Simon crush peoples dreams.
    • ksmathers, on 05/01/2008, -3/+29Paula is admittedly pretty wacky, but I think what she was confused about was what part of the show was being broadcast, not what she had seen. Several times the judges have talked about seeing better performances during rehearsals and I suspect that is what she was 'reviewing'.
      • MrSilverblood, on 05/01/2008, -5/+19Finally, someone speaking with some intelligence about the scenario. This makes too much sense to ignore. The Idol's perform their tunes twice per night, so it's not shocking that this occured. Why this is even a big deal to anyone, is beyond me.
        • cleggg, on 05/01/2008, -4/+9Well it's simple.
          1st, the obvious, there only was 1 performance.

          2nd, when she realized she screwed up, she said she was reading her notes for that Cook guy. Problem with that is that she also said that COOK was her fav. performance that night.

          3d, she later switched back and forth from her story, after wards claiming that her comments were geared towards Castro's rehearsal performance. Cook, or Castro, which is it?

          4th, seeing performances before they actually happen isn't fair. The whole reason for American idol is that these should be live performances, and judges and voters should judge on their live performance, not on rehearsals.

          • MrSilverblood, on 05/01/2008, -4/+3Wrong, they perform their songs twice per night. Once during rehersals so they can tape it for when they display the numbers at the end of the show, and then the performance that is aired on TV.
          • MrSilverblood, on 05/01/2008, -1/+3Not sure why this is getting buried, as I'm just giving out the truth. That's seriously what they do, and if you don't believe me, then you clearly don't watch Idol, plain and simple. It's nothing new, they've stated it many times.
          • brownspank, on 05/02/2008, -0/+1True (that they perform rehearsals for taping the "summary" part), and especially obvious when the contestants change up their renditions a bit between rehearsals and live performance.
        • Saltor, on 05/01/2008, -3/+3yes thank you Cleggg.
    • carlosglz, on 05/01/2008, -0/+3Remember the drunk interview... lol:
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjl00-KRIK4
    • mrfish, on 05/01/2008, -1/+4She doesn't sleep. She's not high or drunk. She just doesn't sleep. And it makes her stupid and loopy. I have the opposite. I fall asleepp.ss.. .....v .
    • jasonmacsween, on 05/01/2008, -2/+1Ron Paul!
  • mcnasby, on 05/01/2008, -5/+17She's in pain man, she's in pain.

    /PR Spin.
    • lolinyerface, on 05/01/2008, -0/+2American Idol isn't doing well, Paula...have some booze!
  • dodgejon, on 05/01/2008, -5/+180She was not drunk. She was popping pills.
    • zephyr42, on 05/01/2008, -3/+4It's all the rage these days....
    • drastik21, on 05/01/2008, -2/+11I would say oxy and booze
    • dhVyse, on 05/01/2008, -4/+5Yeah I'd say some kind of painkiller, but it has to be more then that. Have a friend who can't get off those things after a couple surgeries, and he never really slurs like that. She would have to be mixing a couple meds most likely, and THAT's all the rage these days with celebs.
      • mrsteveman1, on 05/01/2008, -2/+3Xanax can do that all by itself
        • Wonderama, on 05/01/2008, -2/+0Lots and lots of it can.
        • orangefly, on 05/01/2008, -0/+6xanax always makes me................***** i forget....
        • dafragsta, on 05/01/2008, -0/+1Had that ***** one time. I don't know how it could be prescribed for anxiety. It put me down for the night, but then again I'm neither a heavy drinker or drug user so I just don't think I have the tolerance. If you aren't awake and feeling a sense of euphoria, what's the point of taking those things recreationally?

          Vicodin on the other hand... that's good *****.
      • macwac, on 05/01/2008, -0/+1Comedy clip about her drug handler "Chelsea Lately: Deep inside hollywood: Paula Abdul": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCwvFDqxVfM
    • blackinthmiddle, on 05/01/2008, -2/+9I thought I heard something about her taking pain meds. However, here
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSZsZdwVa9s
      it's hard not to think anything other than she's drunk. It's actually pretty embarrassing watching her try and keep herself upright.
    • zbor, on 05/01/2008, -0/+4She was on Xanax or some other benzo, not opiates.
    • kaplanfx, on 05/01/2008, -0/+2Buried as inaccurate...
    • brundlefly76, on 05/01/2008, -2/+2wtf people she has a brain condition which has already been disclosed and is on medication for it.


  • plizard, on 05/01/2008, -10/+4lmfao! paula is the best... at being a drunk
  • smakaho2daflo, on 05/01/2008, -10/+4When is she not drunk
  • luvtosee, on 05/01/2008, -13/+7She is getting out of control. No wonder the ratings are down.
    • Ockniel, on 05/01/2008, -2/+6I think that would make ratings go up.
  • petemcfraser, on 05/01/2008, -12/+132Not that I'm defending her, but the next morning she explained the mishap on the Ryan Seacrest radio show.

    She and Ryan both explained that it was because the producers kept changing the order of events in the show without warning the judges. Paula was caught offguard and gave her review based on hearing Jason Castro during rehearsal earlier that afternoon.

    She should still lay off the sauce, but that's a different story.
    • MacEnvy, on 05/01/2008, -4/+71True, it can be pretty hard to follow last-minute directions.

      Especially when you're drunk or stoned.
    • jp12380, on 05/01/2008, -4/+7That is the spin, no way.

      She was on something. Who is your favorite? Ok, what?
    • petemcfraser, on 05/01/2008, -1/+11(Here is her explanation on the Seacrest show) http://ryan.kiisfm.com/cc-common/mainheadlines2.ht ...

      (Here she is when she is REALLY drunk) http://www.broadcaster.com/clip/30755
      • GothAlice, on 05/01/2008, -1/+7Ho. Ly. *****. That was too painful to watch for more than a few seconds.
    • dfsjdkflasjk, on 05/01/2008, -2/+16If that was the case, why did the other two guys handle is perfectly? Oh right, she was drunk. Back to the subject.
    • BadseedJR, on 05/01/2008, -2/+4Yeah, I'm sure they didn't have her go on there and cover it up so she didn't look like a complete retard on national TV.
    • plhearn, on 05/01/2008, -6/+12Burried for listening to the Ryan Seacrest show and for keeping up with American Idol.
      • petemcfraser, on 05/02/2008, -1/+1Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize posting a relevant comment to a story is trumped by lame-ass replies to the same.

        You obviously care enough about the story to click it, scroll down the comments, expand the replies and impart your endless wisdom with us all.
    • SpeakerCity, on 05/01/2008, -1/+5Sorry. That doesn't explain "I thought you sang two songs". I don't know what she's on, but I do know that she shouldn't be on TV.
      • Patrickdnj, on 05/01/2008, -2/+1It's tv............you gotta keep the show going. She probably tried to brush it off like it was no big deal.
      • JM13, on 05/01/2008, -2/+2They have rehearsals before the show... it's where they get the performance clips at the end of the show from. ;)
        • SpeakerCity, on 05/01/2008, -0/+3Yeah I know that. But anyone with a functioning short-term memory should be able to differentiate between 10 minutes ago, and 2 hours ago.
    • Soave, on 05/01/2008, -3/+6Dugg for admitting that you listened to the Ryan Seacrest radio show.
    • DNABeast, on 05/01/2008, -0/+3But this implies that they've already decided how the judging is going to go before they hear it on the night. Like it's all manipulated. For Television.
      • skenagle, on 05/03/2008, -0/+0Why does this confuse people... ever watch the fine print or read the scrolling text at the end of gameshows? or anything else with a live cast?

        It always says something about the decisions are part of what the producer needs or wants and they have ultimate discretion over the direction of any so called game or show that is on live tv.. (it says it with better legal mumbo than that)

        Just look at the end of jeapordy, or dancing with the stars or any of those other shows I get sucked into because i have no life and havnt had sex in 4 years.
  • TomGfromCanada, on 05/01/2008, -3/+14who can tell anymore.
  • gametavern, on 05/01/2008, -16/+43She wasn't' drunk, just not paying attention. They do rehearsals before the show and she got mixed up. Big whoop!

    Though this whole season long she keeps fumbling over her words and making no sense.
    • papastout, on 05/01/2008, -1/+6That was my first thought when I saw this - so she saw a rehearsal... big whoop!
    • kymike, on 05/01/2008, -1/+2Yeah, I agree. Besides, she doesn't seem like a bad person, so why all the hate?
    • onClipEvent, on 05/01/2008, -0/+2My gf's brother work closely with Paula in Hollywood, (as well as a few other 80's celebs like Deborah/Debbie Gibson from the 80s) and he totally confirms that Paula is having issues with alcohol and pills. People that can't see Paula is on something are the same people that can't tell Tim Gunn is gay. (my mom thinks he's straight)
    • warplayer, on 05/02/2008, -0/+1And what about the colors? Come on!
    • vault, on 05/02/2008, -0/+1gametavern = paula abdul fan
  • chrissku, on 05/01/2008, -3/+93It's Paula Abdul....who cares?
    • colin8651, on 05/01/2008, -0/+2I agree, but you can't not look at a train wreck.
  • JedicodeWarrior, on 05/01/2008, -2/+13She'll do fine just so long as you speak slowly and use small words.
  • papipablo, on 05/01/2008, -5/+33She wasn't drunk, she just has her comments scripted before she hears the songs.
    • StayPuft21, on 05/02/2008, -0/+2Did you notice how Ryan, Simon and Randy immediately looked to diffuse the scenario, all offering their own impromptu distraction. Reminds me of the scene from Almost Famous where Penny Lane the attention of her lovers long-time GF. "That girl, why is she looking over here?" -- The rest of the table, "..she's with me!"
  • Karna101, on 05/01/2008, -1/+9i felt sorry for her, it looked like she was ahving a panic attack or something
  • toonworld, on 05/01/2008, -3/+18I think she only knows how to count to 2.
    1 = 1
    2 = everything after 1

    Just like Gully Dwarves!
    • SkuLLpHucT, on 05/01/2008, -0/+3Haha. Fond memories!
    • clubby, on 05/01/2008, -0/+8Dugg for Dragonlance.
    • paidhima, on 05/01/2008, -0/+2You need to give her more credit. She can at least count to one, two, many, lots. Even a troll can do that.
    • deadsanchez, on 05/02/2008, -0/+12 Steps forward, 1 step back. That's what love's about.
  • TomGfromCanada, on 05/01/2008, -3/+3who can tell anymore.
  • dngbauer, on 05/01/2008, -3/+6I dont know that I have ever seen her sober on the show........
  • Owwmykneecap, on 05/01/2008, -13/+4I'm just amazed that someone with the name Abdul can be popular in the US.
  • cj485, on 05/01/2008, -7/+22really, american idol? really?!
  • jjpertusch, on 05/01/2008, -3/+171title should read "Someone i dont care about doing Something i dont care about on a Show i dont care about"
    • compdude32, on 05/01/2008, -11/+5Maybe you don't care about it, but the show is hugely popular, if you don't care about the show you should have passed over it when you read American Idol in the title, assuming of course you can actually read.
    • fxu1989, on 05/01/2008, -2/+19"on a show that gets more vote than the presidential voting"
      • SpongeBad, on 05/01/2008, -0/+1people only get to vote once per President, though. I think there are seven tweens with modems voting millions of times each for American Idol.
    • endlessoul, on 05/01/2008, -3/+8"Someone i dont care about..."

      Yet here you are.
    • mxmj, on 05/01/2008, -3/+5You cared enough to click the link and write a comment...
    • Schmich, on 05/02/2008, -1/+2...but care enough about to write a comment on it.
  • arcadiansky, on 05/01/2008, -4/+0how?
  • leerayIG88, on 05/01/2008, -8/+26I wish I could have sex with her.
    • jerkfaceirl, on 05/01/2008, -0/+3She was hot when she danced off with that Cat.
    • evilregis, on 05/01/2008, -0/+12Become an idol contestant.
    • randall814, on 05/01/2008, -3/+5her vagina has probably been blown out since the 80's.
      • SpongeBad, on 05/01/2008, -1/+1Yeah, I wrecked that thing on the way in.
        • ajayzav, on 05/02/2008, -0/+1Reminds me of something:

          Stewie: So, you finally did it huh? Well look Brian, as your friend, I should tell you that that vagina is ground zero man. I mean I just wrecked that thing on the way out, and just to be a jerk, I carved "Brooks was here" in the wall. Did you see that? Did you see "Brooks was here."
          Brian: We didn't have sex.
          Stewie: Of course with Chris going before me I pretty much just walked outta there. Didn't even have to stoop over. There was even room to twirl a cane as I strolled.
          Brian: You're exaggerating.
          Stewie: Only a little bit! That's the messed up thing.
      • Clumber, on 05/01/2008, -1/+1When is Digg going to have a "bleach that mental image" function? Today, please?
        I prefer to mentally cover her current self with her 80s hot self... imaginary Photoshopping... *****.. I need help...
    • colin8651, on 05/01/2008, -1/+2She may need a retread and oil change.
  • hackerflu, on 05/01/2008, -7/+6She should be voted off the show
  • pingster, on 05/01/2008, -16/+2I cant think of anything witty or funny to say about paula to get a lot of diggs. my digg is worthless
    • twertyto, on 05/02/2008, -0/+1Pushing the 'submit comment' button is a choice.
  • homerjs, on 05/01/2008, -7/+5Show is rigged anyway, she doesnt even take notes, she's always up dancing when the contestants are singing, she sure as hell is writing notes. I call shananigans...
    Lame ass bitch cant even complete a sentence
    • SkippyDoorknob, on 05/01/2008, -1/+2It was different that night because they were not allowed to give their comments after each performance and had to wait until they had all performed first. That's why she was taking notes in that particular case.
  • cmuwriter, on 05/01/2008, -4/+16American Idol = turd pile
  • ColonelJessup, on 05/01/2008, -7/+1He's a cold hearted snake!
    Look into his eyes.........
    Uh oh, he's been telling lies.
    He's a loverboy at play!
    He don't play by rules......
    Uh oh, girl don't play the fool, no......

    I heard this song at the grocery store yesterday, I started to bust a move in the middle of the toothpaste aisle. This old woman started freaking out when I turned to her and went:

    You could find somebody better girl
    He could only make you cry
    You deserve somebody better girl
    He's c-cold as ice!
  • jserio, on 05/01/2008, -6/+5Anyone check out the Fox American Idol message board after this happened? Pretty much all posts relating to her gaff were removed. Way to go Fox.
  • lukeduke, on 05/01/2008, -4/+39Every night, I wait for Simon to backhand her
  • BohicaTwentyTwo, on 05/01/2008, -3/+9Probably hopped up on goofballs.
    • quizman, on 05/02/2008, -0/+0If that was a Kingdom of Loathing reference then you win, good sir.

      If not, then I beg your pardon
  • threemagic, on 05/01/2008, -5/+9It's a good thing she has boobs...she'd be useless otherwise.
  • chkdg8, on 05/01/2008, -8/+5Listen, I don't give a ***** what you do in your personal life but enough is enough. FOX should just can her ***** and go with someone else. A lot of kiddies watch this stupid ass show while there are tons of real world issues at hand but that's besides the point. Kids act on what they see. Rehab bitch.
    • JuniorVX, on 05/01/2008, -0/+3because you know seeing a drunk person on TV, effects kids for life!
    • mishga, on 05/02/2008, -0/+1Really now? Just because someone posted the video as "Paula Abdul is drunk on TV" you'll just eat that ***** up? She got confused, like everyone else does. She wasn't slurring her speech, and spinning around in her seat. I don't believe she was drunk for a second.
    • funkitin, on 05/04/2008, -0/+0They tried to make her go to rehab...but I heard she said nooooo..nooooo...noooooo.
  • TigerFist, on 05/01/2008, -2/+25cocaine is a helluva drug!
    • mikebritton, on 05/02/2008, -0/+1Especially when combined with Vicodin!
  • papastout, on 05/01/2008, -4/+3I think she might have been sporting a strap-on vibrator for some showtime jollies. She was cought mid - orgasm, that's all.
  • Senzel, on 05/01/2008, -0/+3Not the actions of a drunk...more likely too many anti-anxiety drugs
  • WTFppl, on 05/01/2008, -3/+12Why should the people care, this is what it is, "garbage news"! Can we make a new section called "Garbage News". Bury for lameness.
    • endlessoul, on 05/01/2008, -0/+2There's a section for that. It's Celebrity News.
  • echelonist, on 05/01/2008, -3/+9Codeine is a hell of a drug.
  • pitabun, on 05/01/2008, -0/+8She was reading off of a script people!
    Ryan, Simon, and Randy tried to cover it up.
    They all have pre written scripts that they read off of for backup purposes.

    I'm sure Randy's is "I don't know man, I don't know, seems alittle outa tune to me."
    • psuchad, on 05/01/2008, -1/+11A little pitchy dogg.
    • plhearn, on 05/01/2008, -3/+1Damn dawg I've made better music with my ass yo!
    • funkytaco, on 05/01/2008, -0/+4Yo, yo, yo. Check it out, check it out. (rubs hands together)
  • HanSolo69, on 05/01/2008, -0/+9she didn't have to be drunk. she was reading off of pre-written cards. the only confusion was which card the producer had prepared for her should she read.
  • lilaliend, on 05/01/2008, -8/+3Can people PLEASE LET THIS GO!!!!! I had to listen to see the swarm of headlines on this yesterday, and even on the morning show on ABC during breakfast.

    A) She wasn't drunk and...
    B) WHO GIVES A *****!!
    • dmadip, on 05/01/2008, -1/+1Liliaend- are you really Paula Abdoull?
    • Munkey106, on 05/01/2008, -2/+4LEAVE PAULA ALOOOOONE!!!!!!1
    • mikebritton, on 05/02/2008, -1/+1No, she wasn't drunk, she was on pills. This is very obvious. Respect though, respect...
  • insanecee, on 05/01/2008, -8/+4epic fail.......

    PS i would still bang her, she may double the size of my dong when she tells people or say that i lasted 2 mins. instead of 1...... or she'll just kno i suck the second time around before we even get started... damn that mind reader
  • rwallen, on 05/01/2008, -7/+4Oh digg, how far you have fallen, how lame you have become. :(

  • fredmv, on 05/01/2008, -5/+9She's a headcase, sure, but you can't deny that she's one of the biggest MILFs of all time.
    • ericdano, on 05/01/2008, -1/+2Indeed
    • sambapati87, on 05/01/2008, -2/+3can and will
    • MrSilverblood, on 05/01/2008, -0/+4And when exactly did she have kids?
      • fredmv, on 05/01/2008, -3/+1Doesn't matter if she has kids. I could've said "hot mature woman," but MILF is just too quick and easy to type.
        • MrSilverblood, on 05/01/2008, -0/+3I believe the correct term you seek is "Cougar".
        • skenagle, on 05/03/2008, -0/+0i dont think cougars need to be hot to be "cougars" that only refers to their age and their attraction to younger (much younger) men.

          MILF's on the other hand really probably are all hot, or they wouldnt be "Moms that we would like to F@#$".
          (no such thing as an ugly MILF... The very existence of an ugly MILF nullifies her milfness.)
  • ericdano, on 05/01/2008, -3/+3haha.
    http://menarebetterthanwomen.com/ pretty much sums it up
  • gabrielg01, on 05/01/2008, -3/+6you guys actually watch this show? sad.
  • SillyDigger, on 05/01/2008, -1/+2The things people do for ratings amazes me.
  • nomadofthewaves, on 05/01/2008, -1/+3Its not her fault.....its that big cup with rum and coke in it thats who's to really blame.
  • carkey, on 05/01/2008, -1/+2The attempts to cover this up were laughable. At least stick to one story, Paula/Fox.
  • ATLien74, on 05/01/2008, -1/+8SCRIPTED! She read the notes from rehearsal! I'm not saying she wasn't a little tipsy, but she just totally gave away that the show is completley scripted! Now can we flush this turd of a show?
  • 420greg, on 05/01/2008, -1/+8She survived a plane crash about 10 years ago and has been on painkillers ever since.
    • wbeavis, on 05/01/2008, -2/+0Wasn't that Gloria Estefan?
      • norcalscan, on 05/01/2008, -0/+2That was a bus for Gloria I believe.
    • nydwarf, on 05/01/2008, -2/+4Wow that's too bad...the part about her surviving.
  • DangerMouse9, on 05/01/2008, -0/+2If I had to be on that show, I'd be drunk and stoned all the time too. Talk about wanting to put a bullet in your head.
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