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- sandiegodude, on 12/08/2008, -2/+85"It was an immense project," said Tinsley, who coauthored the 450-page genealogical report. "For instance, it took us months to conclude that Ol' Dirty Bastard, Dirt McGirt, Big Baby Jesus, Osirus, Dirt Dog, and Peanut the Kidnapper were all the same person."
Dugg for that line right there. Too funny! - CraveEscobar, on 12/08/2008, -0/+70Agreed. I also liked, "Still, one thing remains certain," Wilburn added. "The Wu-Tang Clan was nothing to ***** with."
- s0m31john, on 12/09/2008, -2/+56Diversify yo' bonds, *****.
- OMGNinjas, on 12/08/2008, -1/+49"One need only look at Ol' Dirty Bastard's dental records to get a sense of the incredible treasures they possessed."
***** dugg - Inleblack, on 12/08/2008, -1/+41"Who knows, perhaps my very own children are direct descendants of Ghostface Killah."
- d2002, on 12/08/2008, -1/+30I was thinking about this all the way through the article:
(warning NSFW and offensive language)
http://www.truveo.com/Chappelles-Show-Racial-Draft ... - betheturtle, on 12/09/2008, -0/+18Only the Onion can get away with journalism this accurate.
- theblueprint, on 12/08/2008, -0/+16I prefer this one: http://rurl.org/182l
Best Chappelle's Show skit ever, IMO. - JPCOOLDUDE, on 12/09/2008, -2/+17Wu -Tang sewed my ***** shut and kept feeding me and feeding me.
- TheCheeks, on 12/09/2008, -1/+13Oh Onion...
- DirtyBinLV, on 12/09/2008, -0/+11This past Saturday night-
Wife's coworker I'm friendly with: "Hey, did you know that Wu-Tang was playing at the House of Blues tonight?"
Me: "No, I did not know that. You can tell that I didn't know that because I'm standing in front of you at an architectural awards banquet and not at the House of Blues."
I saw them less than a year ago at the House of Blues, so I wasn't too pissed. - Search153, on 12/09/2008, -2/+12Cash Rules Everything Around Me, C.R.E.A.M. get the money, dolla dolla bills y'all!
- marv0, on 12/09/2008, -1/+10People with starwars based names online are the most annoying on the face of the planet.
I hate those guys. - bo1990, on 12/09/2008, -1/+9"'Indeed, we now have conclusive proof as to why all the other wannabe MCs bowed down to this dynastic force.'"
Dugg - mrbecker, on 12/08/2008, -1/+9Oh man. So good.
- inactive, on 12/09/2008, -1/+9i'll take a hangar and put it on the ***** stove, let that ***** sit there for like half an hour and then stick it in ya ass slow like tsssssss...
- SEANWOOKIE, on 12/09/2008, -0/+8The ODB couldn't of possibly committed all those crimes. Coolio did some of that *****.
- jessestorm, on 12/09/2008, -0/+7Hut one, hut two, hut three, HUT. Ol' Dirty Bastard live and uncut. My style is unbreakable, shatterproof.
- parse, on 12/09/2008, -0/+7"Wu-Tang is for the children"
RIP ODB - marv0, on 12/09/2008, -1/+8African killer bees black watch
On the radio blowin out your watts - pdiddy76, on 12/09/2008, -0/+6The absolute best ODB moment was on MTV's TRL and he was there along with one of The Fugees and Mya promoting their song "Ghetto Superstar". So Carson Daly takes a live phone call on the air and there was this caller with an attitude saying " I know the Fugees give back to the community and Mya also but what have you done ,ODB, for the community", and there's silence from the TV audience and ODB goes .......NUTHIN" .....Daly and the audience roars with laughter....funniest ODB moment ever.
- bpm2000, on 12/09/2008, -1/+7PROTECT YA NECK BIIIITCH!
- peterneo, on 12/09/2008, -1/+7WAS?!?!?!!!
- inactive, on 12/09/2008, -2/+8*ain't nothin' to ***** with*
- inactive, on 12/09/2008, -0/+6Yeah I'll ***** lay your nuts on a ***** dresser
Just your nuts layin on a ***** dresser
And bang them ***** with a spiked ***** bat
Ooooohhhh
Whassup? BLAOWWW!! - artfiend77, on 12/09/2008, -1/+7What the ***** is a "bro" following, you douche?
- hootie233, on 12/09/2008, -0/+5Haha this is sick, I was listening to Reunited and I saw this and knew ODB must be watching over all of us.
- dustbowl, on 12/09/2008, -0/+5Soooooooooooooooo while this is "The Onion" and I understand its purpose...
1. I don't agree with the following statement made in the article, "'it must also be noted that its members were prolific lovers who expanded the empire by sowing their seed all across the country,"
Had they done their research properly, they would know that Wu-Tang kept their family tight, so tight that Raekwon said so on 'Glaciers of Ice'...
"My seeds growin his seeds marry his seeds
that's how we keep Wu-Tang money all up in the family"
2. Regarding this statement, ", Wilburn said that the Clan's downfall was inevitable. Seeking even greater riches, and fueled by internal feuds, key members such as GZA, Raekwon, Masta Killa, U-God, and Inspectah Deck soon set out on their own",
GZA, being the wisest of all Clan members (dats why he's the Genius), foretold this before the downfall even happened, as heard in 'Duel of the Iron Mic' by GZA.
"“At the height of their fame and glory, they turned on one another. ... The very art that had raised them to such Olympian heights was lost. Their techniques vanished.”
They also forgot to mention Killah Priest, United Kingdom, Coins and Maccabeez, and everyone else from 'The Swarm'. Vol. 1.
Who's The Truest? True Master!!!
I remember listening to 'Protect Ya Neck' back in '93 on College Radio... - cloudcity, on 12/09/2008, -0/+5"Some of ya'll people might know me from my Wallabees."
- LupeFiasco, on 12/09/2008, -0/+5Here I go, deep type flow
Jacque Cousteau could never get this low..
I'm cherry bombing *****... BOOM
Just warming up a little bit, vroom vroom
Rappinin is what's happening
Keep the pockets stacked and then, hands clapping and
At the party when I move my body
Gotta get up, and be somebody!
Grab the microphone put strength to the bone
DUH-DUH-DUH...enter the Wu-Tang zone
Sure enough when I rock that stuff
Guff puff? I'm gonna catch your bluff tough
rough, kicking rhymes like Jim Kelly
or Alex Haley I'm a Mi-..Beetle Bailey rhymes
coming raw style, hardcore
***** be coming to the hip-hop store
Coming to buy grocery from me
Trying to be a hip-hop MC
The law, in order to enter the Wu-Tang
You must bring the Ol' Dirty Bastard type slang
Represent the GZA, Abbott, RZA, Shaquan, Inspectah Deck
Dirty Hoe getting low with his flow
Introducing, the Ghost..face.. Killer!!
No one could get iller - inactive, on 12/09/2008, -0/+5I don't have no trouble with you ***** me, but I have a little prollem with you not ***** me.......-O.D.B. forever.......
- LeeJeremyR, on 12/09/2008, -0/+4Wu-Tang Forever!
- relaxeder, on 04/17/2009, -0/+4Yo somethin in the street went, bang bang
- djtomorama, on 12/09/2008, -0/+4First things first man you're ***** with the worst
I'll be stickin pins in your head like a ***** nurse
I'll attack any ***** who's slack in his mack
Come fully packed with a fat rugged stack
Shame on you when you stepped through to
The Ol Dirty Bastard straight from the Brooklyn Zoo
dugg - Jedimind66, on 12/09/2008, -0/+4Wu tang is here forever *****!
- iammzac, on 12/09/2008, -0/+4SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
- bo1990, on 12/09/2008, -0/+4I grew up on the crime side, the New York Times side
Staying alive was no jive
At second hands, moms bounced on old men
So then we moved to Shaolin land - inactive, on 12/09/2008, -0/+4alot of emcees came through my showdown to watch me put your ***** ass loooow down
RIP ODB - clubspecial9989, on 12/09/2008, -0/+3This is why I'm proud to be from staten island
- inactive, on 12/09/2008, -0/+3A young youth, yo rockin the gold tooth, 'Lo goose
Only way, I begin to gee off was drug loot
And let's start it like this son, rollin with this one
And that one, pullin out gats for fun - marv0, on 12/09/2008, -0/+3hahahah. this is possibly the best comment ive ever seen. thank you onion for allowing wu-tang quotes be used on digg
- minnasouljah, on 12/09/2008, -0/+3Wu-Tang Genealogy Aint Nothin To ***** With!
- soapandfoam, on 12/09/2008, -0/+3WORD UP! LOOK OUT FOR THE COPS!
- Altair27, on 12/09/2008, -0/+3dugg for the last sentence
- Phyree, on 12/09/2008, -0/+3Taaiigah style
- ileftfark, on 12/09/2008, -2/+5RIP ODB
Seriously, how can you not like a dude who goes to cash his welfare check in a ***** limo, and drops such knowledge as: "I'm into all *****. I like it because it's tinier than a pussyhole. It's so tiny, it's tinier than a clitoris. When i get the feeling of licking a york peppermint patty, it's a sensation." - ineedrandoj, on 12/09/2008, -0/+3No question I would speed, for crack and weed
The combination made my eyes bleed - ATLiens, on 12/09/2008, -0/+3i wish there was a way i could digg all of these comments simultaneously
- intekra, on 12/09/2008, -0/+3Dugg and favorite-ed. Thank you!!!
- dustbowl, on 12/09/2008, -0/+3To make the article that much more legit, they should have quoted 85% instead of 80%
"Despite conquering nearly 80 percent of the rap world, Wilburn said that the Clan's downfall was inevitable. Seeking even greater riches, and fueled by internal feuds,"
As we all probably know, Wu-Tang followed the teachings of the 5% Nation
RZA makes mention of the 5% in ODB's Snakes...
"A Five Percent, who all knew was one to ten
He loved the Gods with his heart but his brain was filled with sin
And when he came through niggaz be lookin out
Hopin he gets shot or tooken out, or locked the ***** up in Brooklyn House
In PC, on a liquid diet, but he was louder than a riot"
Origin of Five-Percent title
Five Percenters also teach that Black people specifically, and the entire world population more generally, can be divided into three groups:
* The 85%, easily led in the wrong direction hard to be led in the right direction, who are the humble masses, mentally deaf, dumb, and blind to the truth about themselves and the world in which they live.
* The 10%, who understand much of the truth but use it to their advantage to keep the 85% under their control through religion, politics, entertainment, economics, and other methods.
* The 5%, who are the enlightened divine beings, the poor righteous teachers, having repossessed knowledge of the truth regarding the foundations of life and of oneself, and seek to liberate the 85% through education.
The percentages presented, according to most Five Percenters, are not meant to be exact but are instead meant to represent the public, the religious and political rulers, and the few truly enlightened people on earth, respectively. The numbers used point out common traits to identify the members of these three groups and can be fully understood using the language of Supreme Mathematics.[3][2
taken from Wikipedia. -
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