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Every Emo Song You've Ever Heard

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  • LOLIGATOR, on 04/12/2008, -32/+19i had hope for this but i thought it was pretty lame... and the ads during the video make me never want to go to that site again
    • Zervas, on 04/12/2008, -7/+9try this http://www.thosearentmuskets.com/sketches/emo.html No ads. If it wasn't for cracked.com's auto front page digg pass it probably wouldn't have made the front page.
      • lamiaconfitor, on 04/13/2008, -5/+3in the words of the song; "blow me!" It was funny, if the guys who created it want some recognition, fine.
    • EmperorAwesome, on 04/12/2008, -4/+14You're makin up that stuff about these "ads" and you know it.
      • djepik, on 04/13/2008, -0/+3I dunno, I have ad block plus and flash block running and I still got some ads in that vid.
        • therightclique, on 04/13/2008, -0/+5i didn't at all. you might want to run an anti-spyware scanz0rz
  • SarahSue, on 04/12/2008, -11/+102i actually cut myself while listening to this song. i think that's a good thing.
    • Eucolastic, on 04/13/2008, -7/+4LOL ***** EMOS
    • Psythik, on 04/13/2008, -1/+5Those ads made me want to cut myself.
      I will become very wealthy the day I come up with a way to make Adblock work in flash vids.
      • piwy, on 04/13/2008, -2/+1What ads? If there were any ads in that video i guess safari adblock killed them.
    • Ben325e, on 04/13/2008, -2/+4I wish my grass were emo.... then it would cut itself, too....
      • InferiorWang, on 04/13/2008, -1/+2Your grass cuts itself? I need to learn that trick.
    • Dzerzhinsky, on 04/13/2008, -1/+3We should follow Mexico's lead and have some anti-emo ultra violence.... They want to feel oppressed anyways, I think that makes it morally acceptable.
  • GlennLThompson, on 04/12/2008, -20/+214I never understood the motivation behind acting emo. At its core, it is about pussy: being one and getting some.
    • amanilaenvelope, on 04/12/2008, -4/+46internet high-five !! *slap*
    • Zervas, on 04/12/2008, -5/+133You seem to contradict yourself. Getting some is the motivation. Emo, goth, hippie, preppie. It's all about dressing up in costumes to get a particular type of chick.
      • narcofiche, on 04/13/2008, -3/+9If you think about it, the point of life is to score - but the people dressed in costumes are limiting themselves.
        • lotsa1s, on 04/13/2008, -13/+5"...but the people dressed in costumes are limiting themselves."

          Says the Digg user.
        • whoaohh, on 04/13/2008, -0/+6Not necessarily. I guarantee the goth who holds his girlfriend on a leash gets all the pussy he wants.
        • emyo, on 04/13/2008, -3/+1on top of the fact life would be boring! and you couldnt identify with people that have similar interests to you. Are we then supposed to wear the same things? and who is going to decide this? im pretty sure my thought on what "normal" clothes would be different to yours.
        • brettmurf, on 04/13/2008, -0/+2@emyo, you could potentially dress out of the norm without being stuck in one individual category. If you aren't stuck in one group you have the ability to vary your fashion sense up in ways that will not limit you.
      • emyo, on 04/13/2008, -3/+0..
      • Jemulov, on 04/13/2008, -0/+2I just thought of birds of paradise. The ones that have all those flashy colors and do crazy dances, but emo instead.
    • Mononuclear, on 04/12/2008, -4/+67if you pretend to be depressed to get chicks then you get depressed chicks.
      • Zarokima, on 04/13/2008, -2/+129Depressed chicks put out quicker.
        • ravs, on 04/13/2008, -0/+26And more frequently.
        • blackdude, on 04/13/2008, -0/+29Sounds like a plan
        • Airsoft1117, on 04/13/2008, -20/+4*Airsoft1117 turns emo :D
          • Chaulis, on 04/13/2008, -0/+24And gets buried. Gotta have something to cry about right?
          • mentallyimprd, on 04/13/2008, -1/+4Hahahaha! Motivation, ahoy!
          • Hadriagh, on 04/13/2008, -1/+5Buried for ending your comment with :D
        • ch33sehead, on 04/13/2008, -0/+11Just like how crashing funerals is even better than crashing weddings.
      • mphree, on 04/13/2008, -3/+46But, depressed chicks put out because they want to be accepted.
        • Arth718, on 04/13/2008, -0/+5Either way, they're still putting out.
      • MikeSD34, on 04/13/2008, -3/+50Depressed chicks are better than no chicks...
      • blackdeath88012, on 04/13/2008, -12/+3no chicks are better than depressed chicks
      • piXelatedEmpire, on 04/13/2008, -0/+3the problem with depressed chicks is they become attached very easily
    • ralphthemagi, on 04/13/2008, -8/+2Actually, I think you understand it quite well. In fact, with that understanding, you could consider yourself a professional Emologist.
    • hartley, on 04/13/2008, -6/+64Im going to play devils advocate here. Emo is not the pussy crap you hear today, just like "punk" isn't Blink182, and Green Day. You want to hear "real" Emo, go listen to some of the "post hardcore" founders such has Orchid, and Honeywell. Bands that played dramatic hardcore, and screamed every second of it. Not some soft pop song about your girlfriend leaving you.
      Emo started almost 20 years ago, not some black greasy haired crap from the past 5 years. Trust me, this music/fad you call Emo, I hate just as much.

      Signed,
      Some old fart who has been to too many concerts.
      • PueSi, on 04/13/2008, -0/+27Yeah that happens to all genres, it gains popularity and ends up being nothing like it was originally.
        That being said, modern emos are extremely annoying, they think they're so cool and artsy. They are as bad as popped collar douchebags.
        • blackacre, on 04/13/2008, -6/+2Many of them ARE popped-collar douchebags.
        • inbred, on 04/13/2008, -0/+6"Yeah that happens to all genres, it gains popularity and ends up being PORTRAYED like nothing it was originally."

          fixed.
      • Mitchbones, on 04/13/2008, -0/+2Very well put.
      • raeshao, on 04/13/2008, -0/+3Rites of Spring is all the emo anyone needs. The first and best, although they aren't screamo.
      • xjebbx, on 04/13/2008, -0/+1I think i know you
      • deekismusic, on 04/13/2008, -0/+2La Quiete and Ampere ftw
      • calvinw, on 04/13/2008, -0/+3Saetia, Off Minor, Rites of Spring, pg. 99, so many real emo bands that get overshadowed by mediocre pop punk.
      • kaplanfx, on 04/14/2008, -3/+1Wow, you are really emo, congratulations for being cooler than everyone for listening to more obscure, more crappy music than we do.
    • Mikhail101, on 04/13/2008, -5/+3Wait what kind of pussy would get another pussy? does that mean emos are lesbians?
    • therealgt, on 04/13/2008, -1/+0Sounds like you have it pretty much figured out. If I could pull it off better (looks wise), I'd be gettin mad snatch.
      • MtheoryX, on 04/13/2008, -0/+1So, you're saying if you looked better, you would get laid more? Really.
    • WocCixelsyd, on 04/13/2008, -1/+9Well, you are what you eat.
  • mentallyinhell, on 04/12/2008, -16/+72Use a bullet pussies.
  • amanilaenvelope, on 04/12/2008, -17/+9What does that kid with eye shadow know that i dont?
    • zspade, on 04/12/2008, -9/+8Apparently how to get a blowjob at will.
    • andyhite, on 04/13/2008, -0/+20How to put on makeup?
      • byrdgang, on 04/13/2008, -0/+3I was about to say "How to apply eyeshadow," and you stole my opportunity at getting many diggs.
    • ummagummas08, on 04/13/2008, -0/+1How to make a successful comment on digg?
  • Dagreenman, on 04/12/2008, -30/+18We really should take a note from the mexicans and start stomping some emos. just saying.
  • nzrocker, on 04/12/2008, -11/+144Really ***** stupid.
    • directedition, on 04/13/2008, -7/+9I think that's the point.
    • jguy584, on 04/13/2008, -10/+23Whoever made this has no idea about anything emo. The song isn't emo at all, the way the people are dressed is not emo at all, and death cab is not an emo band.
      • nzrocker, on 04/13/2008, -7/+9Agreed, even though I hate death cab.
      • ivansusanin, on 04/13/2008, -5/+5go cut yourself
      • andrew7667, on 04/13/2008, -0/+4Agreed. Death Cab is (was?) indie, which is basically a bastardization of alternative and folk.
        • ShiftyMcCan, on 04/13/2008, -1/+1Whatever, they still suck
          • andrew7667, on 04/13/2008, -0/+2I don't particularly care for their newer stuff, but the We Have the Facts and Photo Album were both pretty solid.
          • brettmurf, on 04/13/2008, -0/+2Eh, they started getting hated on once they got popular, but both the fans and the music started going down hill and it was sort of deserved.
            But now that everyone knows their name its easier for people to hate the little bit they know of them. Also, Transatlantacism (something most people that don't like them for have probably never even heard) is still as old as 2003 and still quite good.
      • Meccabilly, on 04/13/2008, -0/+0EmoRangers is where it's at....
  • Zervas, on 04/12/2008, -14/+4Most of TAM's videos are good. This is definitely one of the best though.
  • ekravchenko, on 04/12/2008, -23/+4If you enjoyed that, then you should check this one out too http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0719DxMOUY
  • anarchyinthekr, on 04/12/2008, -8/+92emos are lame, but at least they're harmless (except to themselves)
  • Croecop, on 04/12/2008, -4/+39The part where the ice cream fell made me sad
    • zspade, on 04/12/2008, -6/+5If you were really sad you would cut yourself.
      • Airsoft1117, on 04/13/2008, -5/+0Actually thats probably the last thing i would do
        • andyhite, on 04/13/2008, -0/+12If you do it right, then yes, it would be.
    • UtopiaInTheSky, on 04/13/2008, -4/+2Sad? Really? It made me laugh... After all, I think that's the point of the video.
    • jseres, on 04/13/2008, -0/+3When Crocop got knocked out by Gonzaga it made me wanna cut too.
    • Pritchard, on 04/13/2008, -0/+1Ugh! Yeah! I hate wasting food.

      Whenever I see a movie which wastes a bunch of food I get really sad. I just think, what a ***** waste of resources. This isn't stuff like getting your ass to work in a polluting car. No. This is wasting valuable resources which people all over the world struggle with maintaining, myself included.
  • krytz86, on 04/12/2008, -15/+3WHEN I WAS
    • zspade, on 04/12/2008, -4/+3Yes?
    • CaptainKrontos, on 04/13/2008, -2/+8Keep your stale memes in the Chans.
    • Seifey, on 04/13/2008, -4/+4A YOUNG BOY
    • LordSubtle, on 04/13/2008, -8/+3Theres not any similarity whatsoever between My Chemical Romance and music being parodied in this video.

      The whole concept of Emo is ***** stupid. Its just some generic faceless group that people all spit on and hate. No one considers themselves emo. People like the one in the video consider themselves scenesters, and think the metal-heads are the emos. I've seen person a walked up to person b, who was wearing a slayer shirt, and call person B emo.

      Not only that, but people can't even agree on what type of music the god damn label applys to. I see people call Nine Inch Nails, My Chemical Romance, Dashboard Confessional and Fall Out Boy all emo. None of these bands have a damn thing in common with each other, but they're all listed together under that banner frequently. Hell, I've seen people call songs like " Fade to Black" emo, which is wrong for hundreds of reasons.

      Referring to anything or anyone as Emo is ***** retarded, and if you do it, then you are retarded too.
      • CaptainKrontos, on 04/13/2008, -2/+4Or, you know, you could refer to emo bands as emo. What else would I call Rites of Spring? Emotional hardcore?

        Oh, wait.
      • narcofiche, on 04/13/2008, -4/+2Easy. Any band that has a name with three words is emo.
        • gnslngr1919, on 04/13/2008, -7/+1For example: The Beatles.
          • narcofiche, on 04/13/2008, -3/+1I know this reply was your lame attempt at a joke, but if you'd knew anything about the Beatles you'd know how ridiculous your comment is.
          • andyhite, on 04/13/2008, -1/+10Counting isn't your forte, is it?
      • Mokachaba, on 04/13/2008, -1/+1Those bands do have something in common, they suck.
    • vfreak2, on 04/13/2008, -0/+6...A YOUNG WARTHOG!
  • bluechips23, on 04/12/2008, -20/+74"LEAVE EMO KIDS ALONE!!!!"
  • LittleFishChan, on 04/12/2008, -8/+124South Park really got it right, the emo subculture produces kids that cannot deal with life. They accuse others of being conformists, and living in a fake world, yet they themselves are the very embodiment of the things they accuse others of doing. Sucks to be them.
    • neuromachine, on 04/13/2008, -17/+3Or, ya know, they just dress that way because it's a style, and is not a telling of their personality.
      • mgri, on 04/13/2008, -1/+5Wasn't that the Goths? I can't believe you would be so insensitive to the differences between these two groups!.... actually wait, remind me would ya :?
        • bagelmaster, on 04/13/2008, -1/+1Goths don't cry as much or cut themselves. Also, some goth music doesn't blow.
        • RobotLeAwesome, on 04/13/2008, -0/+0liar.
      • neuromachine, on 04/13/2008, -2/+2What? Most of them are fads and styles of dressing; and not always do the people in a certain fad behave in the same manner.
        • bagelmaster, on 04/13/2008, -0/+4If they don't like being generalized for dressing a certain way... then stop ***** dressing that way! They'll never get a real job wearing eyeliner and having black hair in their face anyway.
          • neuromachine, on 04/13/2008, -0/+3Well, most teens grow out of it, and those who don't, they'll get the job they deserve. If they meet the qualifications for a job then they should get it, despite appearance. Besides, I doubt they would wear that while doing an interview, or while working.

            "If they don't like being generalized for dressing a certain way... then stop ***** dressing that way!"
            The problem with that is, that whatever way they dress, they will be generalized by people. Some generalizations might be good, while others may not, but it still isn't logical or right to judge that person by appearance.
        • andrew7667, on 04/13/2008, -0/+1There's definitely a difference between scene kids and emo kids, even though they dress extremely similarly.
      • WocCixelsyd, on 04/13/2008, -0/+3Emo kids are the ones that are wimps that cry all the time about petty stuff and blame the world for their problems.
        Scene kids are the ones who dress like emo kids, but they have fairly upbeat personalities; they usually dress that way because it's the fad... and a way to pick up chicks.
    • Jennica, on 04/13/2008, -1/+1They will hopefully grow out of it sooner or later.
    • evodude, on 04/13/2008, -1/+4I thought they were goths in south park. Is there actually a difference? I suppose not. It all amounts to "Nobody understands me!"
      Life's just plain rough in suburbia.
      • brettmurf, on 04/13/2008, -0/+1Goths have a bit more trouble fitting into society initially, so they take a more extreme fashion sense to go along with their whining.
  • rambovsthailand, on 04/12/2008, -17/+31This sounds nothing at all like Rites of Spring or Embrace or The Promise Ring....

    Also it's not very funny at all.
  • Jimgress, on 04/12/2008, -11/+17Are people still going on about emos? You're just feeding into their self-loathing.

    When are we going to start making fun of more deserving counter-cultures, like Hipsters?

  • Goldennova, on 04/12/2008, -10/+2Buried for being a duplicate. Saw this earlier this week on digg.
  • joey368, on 04/12/2008, -14/+10buried for emo
  • weebs, on 04/12/2008, -25/+95Insta-fail for a death cab reference in the band name...insta-fail for thinking Death Cab for Cutie is emo.
    • triont, on 04/13/2008, -46/+15They are.
      • LifeIsARhythm, on 04/13/2008, -3/+55your comment right there is the number 1 reason I cannot stand "emo." There are legitimately good bands like death cab, that get dragged into the genre of emo and then are trashed on and automatically dismissed by people because of an improper association.
        And for the record, the music that EMO kids listen to is not emo at all.

        I'll get buried for saying that, but I am right.
        • weebs, on 04/13/2008, -4/+40+digg for being absolutely correct.

          I'm sorry, but you are beyond ignorant if you think Death Cab is emo. Like...beyond ignorant.

          And EMO is not My Chemical Romance or Fall Out Boy. That's just ***** pop-punk. Emo is The Promise Ring, Texas is the Reason, SUNNY DAY REAL ESTATE.
        • Kardall, on 04/13/2008, -2/+3EMO music has it's place in society... but I hate it when this ***** makes front page. Even though I laugh at the comments made. Go do your own thing somewhere, let me do my thing somewhere else. Get it the ***** off digg please.
        • Lith25, on 04/13/2008, -0/+1Lets not forget Christie Front Drive!
        • andrew7667, on 04/13/2008, -1/+5The irony is that Death Cab isn't even SIMILAR to emo. People just assume that become of the name, they must be depressing and emo.

          The same thing happens to Bright Eyes. His ***** IS depressing, but it's far closer to folk than it is emo. Emo is a type of MUSIC, not a type of lyrics.
    • Swanny614, on 04/13/2008, -1/+1The fact that you worry so much about the band name just shows how far over your head this video was. Or in other words, WHOOSH!
  • unclemeat, on 04/12/2008, -10/+87While I appreciate the sentiment of making fun of emos, did anyone else find this really not that funny?
    • Intamin, on 04/13/2008, -0/+1His voice sounded like someone was drowning a fish...

      ...in air.
    • dpTGAB, on 04/13/2008, -2/+0Does anyone call people who listen to country music "countries"? Does anyone call people who listen to classical music "classicals"? I don't understand this ridiculous trend of calling people who listen to a supposed style of music by the genre of said music.
      • brettmurf, on 04/13/2008, -0/+4"Country-folk" is a term, but we prefer to call them rednecks.
      • Jemulov, on 04/13/2008, -0/+2No it's because they ARE emo. Emotional. People who bitch and whine and... well... cut themselves.
    • Pritchard, on 04/13/2008, -0/+3I liked it. I laughed, too. Wanna fight about it?
  • sgregory416, on 04/12/2008, -11/+5yeah emo sucks.
  • SpookyPig, on 04/12/2008, -18/+12Saddest part of this whole thing is this song is actually better than most of the Emo music on the radio.
    • hojo05, on 04/13/2008, -5/+7None of the music on the radio is real emo. That's why the so-called "emo" music on the radio sucks.
      • xBreakdownx, on 04/13/2008, -4/+2i dugg you up. thats totally true
      • therightclique, on 04/13/2008, -0/+4that's true about any type of music. the stuff on the radio is always the ***** most mainstream version of that style. but even real emo is pure *****.
      • thzae, on 04/13/2008, -0/+1I wish every person that dugg this story up read your comment first.
    • cocacolamandan, on 04/13/2008, -0/+3I disagree; this music was physically painful to my ears.
  • danielce, on 04/12/2008, -8/+3Don't worry about it: http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3261/2408206315_2ab ...
  • ileftfark, on 04/12/2008, -4/+88Chick has nice *****.
  • fletcherrr, on 04/12/2008, -6/+18Completely idiotic.
  • BrandonAbell, on 04/12/2008, -8/+15The chick in that video is hot.
  • JustAn0th3rFace, on 04/13/2008, -9/+6this could have been a lot better.. it wasnt funny at all..
  • omgdspmpg, on 04/13/2008, -5/+14boring
  • merdiesel, on 04/13/2008, -5/+28Well that was a complete waste of time...
  • VinnieDaMac, on 04/13/2008, -10/+3Pretty catchy song and that girlfriend is hott!!!
  • digitallysick, on 04/13/2008, -12/+5The best thing about emo, is emo chicks, damn they are hot
    • neuromachine, on 04/13/2008, -3/+19Watch out though, as often emo boys can look like emo girls.
  • blackmajik2021, on 04/13/2008, -8/+13not funny/ boring / ignorant
    • sgtpppr, on 04/13/2008, -6/+4Sounds like it hit a little close to home.
    • d0ugfunny, on 04/13/2008, -3/+2funny/entertaining/kind of insightful... yeah I showed you
    • therightclique, on 04/13/2008, -2/+1it was not boring or ignorant? i thought it was at least a little boring.
  • l800LEMMINGS, on 04/13/2008, -6/+57my ex used to cut herself and bleed all over my ***** if i didn't do what she wanted me to i'm sending this to her you can digg my down but it's worth it... thanks digg
  • icepick314, on 04/13/2008, -4/+22remember....

    down the street...NOT across!!
  • mlvassallo, on 04/13/2008, -12/+39What we are bandying about as "emo" now isn't really "emo music" at all. Early "emo" is actually pretty good music.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emo Educate yourself a little and find a new respect for this oft emasculated genre.
    • ralphthemagi, on 04/13/2008, -7/+4That is *so* meta-emo. You win 10 razor blades.
    • quiggibub, on 04/13/2008, -10/+6Go cry, emo kid.
      • mlvassallo, on 04/14/2008, -0/+1First off I am an adult. Second, ok. :*(
    • therightclique, on 04/13/2008, -7/+1have you heard of the evolution of music? are you this ***** retarded. that's like saying punk music now isn't actually punk music. sure its different than the punk bands of 1982, but that doesn't mean it isn't punk.. evolution dude. music is not created. it evolves. ***** deal with it.
      • ryancxx, on 04/13/2008, -0/+7Except Emo didn't evolve into this, people just started throwing the "emo" genre title around when the didn't know what it meant. Music like Dashboard Confessional isn't related to music like Orchid like punk bands today are related to punk bands of the past.
        • ireland88, on 04/13/2008, -2/+2No, punk today dose suck.
        • RobotLeAwesome, on 04/13/2008, -2/+1although ireland88 may be an idiot, he's right.
    • ireland88, on 04/13/2008, -1/+6To me what most people have decided to call the indie genre is emo sounding in the sense that alot of it is sad depressing music. Bright Eyes, Elliot Smith, Pedro the Lion, Built to Spill, and so on. These bands have some very depressing songs and lyrics but we don't tend to call them emo bands, which is good cause I love them and I would hate to be called an emo kid.
      • andrew7667, on 04/13/2008, -0/+2Pretty much all bands have released a depressing song or two. It isn't necessarily related to one genre of music.
        • RobotLeAwesome, on 04/14/2008, -0/+0although, if nearly every song you release is sad; you're probably an emo band.

          you're an emo kid!
    • emyo, on 04/13/2008, -0/+4Todays emo trend has become something insanely weird. Anywho, in the beginnings (my opinion) the music was pretty much some decent indie music and then the trend grew. Then the rest of the world saw it one particular way, thus publicised it and people went oh thats cool (or stupid) and it became some twisted mangled child as you see today.
  • doritoclock, on 04/13/2008, -6/+1Blow me!
  • Johnnell, on 04/13/2008, -9/+1Youtube link- http://youtube.com/watch?v=Yu_moia-oVI
  • Ranvier, on 04/13/2008, -4/+12Oh good, more misinformation to compound the mountains that are already out there. I love perpetrating falsities!

    Emo was such a great genre, and now it's been reduced to this type of *****.
    • therightclique, on 04/13/2008, -4/+1it IS this type of *****. you're just in denial.
      • childprey, on 04/13/2008, -0/+3nah, half the bands you think are emo probably aren't. It's just a ***** label that's been attached to a once-good genre.
  • icecoldtrashcan, on 04/13/2008, -3/+3Hehe, reminds me of the spoof emo song by bill bailey.
    It's about an emo kid that works in starbucks
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlJbudhJujw
    (I'll bleed on your panini)
  • nastronomical, on 04/13/2008, -8/+1The beta males of Digg have a new role model.
    • thailand1972, on 04/13/2008, -0/+1gamma comes after alpha in terms of categorising people on this type of scale.
  • sgtpppr, on 04/13/2008, -13/+13I wonder how many diggers will get offended by this when they realize it sounds exactly like the music they listen to and then try to claim the video is 'boring', 'stupid', 'not funny', or 'a waste of time'. This should be the new theme song for the MacBook.
    • JustAn0th3rFace, on 04/13/2008, -4/+9how much "emo" music have you ever listened to. honestly, dude, a majority of what people classify as "emo" really isn't what people think it is..
      I'd rather just stick to my rap music and shoot one another outside of radio stations. Or get high while listening to Pink Floyd. ***** come on, every music genre has its "stereotype" that we all know isn't true. music is music. nothing makes one type or music better than another, just elitists who think that their way is the best way.
      • therightclique, on 04/13/2008, -0/+3most of them are true though, dude. sorry. people who listen to sublime are like 82% more likely to get high than people that do not listen to sublime. (I've done the math)
  • gamerzfuse, on 04/13/2008, -3/+7When will emos realize that their music all sounds the same?
    *****. Local band here, Cauterize, decided they could make money by singing crappy emo songs.
    It worked! You too can make loads of money by merely degrading yourself!
    • bonds, on 04/13/2008, -1/+5"You too can make loads of money by merely degrading yourself!"

      Women know all about that.
    • loopyloopy, on 04/13/2008, -3/+4When will emos realize that their music didnt come from some underground youth tribe, but the boardrooms of record company executives?
      • hojo05, on 04/13/2008, -3/+0The stuff on the radio, yes. The stuff actually on independent labels or self-produced, no.
    • JOJOFACE, on 04/13/2008, -3/+3Dude. Cauterize is NOT emo.
    • Mike89, on 04/13/2008, -0/+1Isn't that the point of a genre? Like.. doesn't metal.. oh forget it.
  • Meatball01, on 04/13/2008, -0/+17I don't conform to any culture group for anything. Not even pussy.

    It isn't working out too well though.
    • thailand1972, on 04/13/2008, -1/+1"I don't conform to any culture group for anything. Not even pussy."

      Same here. Except for pussy.
  • ralphthemagi, on 04/13/2008, -11/+1Funniest thing I've seen all week, without a doubt. It just barely tops, "In the butt!"

    What's up with the comments though? Boring? Not funny at all? What are you, a bunch of little emo bitches? Have a bowl of humility for breakfast tomorrow morning. It's totally emo to do that, and I promise it won't kill you.
    • JustAn0th3rFace, on 04/13/2008, -1/+2No dude. This video sucked, and wasn't funny. At all (yeah, im the one that left that comment)
      Know what is funny though? http://www.spike.com/video/emo-song/2685784
      Just because i said the video SUCKS does not mean im anti-emo-hating-videos. *****.
      This thread is FULL of generalizations i love it.
  • Bacontastic, on 04/13/2008, -12/+14More emo bashing. Yay.

    BTW, Death Cab is not emo.
    • bonds, on 04/13/2008, -8/+5Semantics, but fine, a better term for them would be "crap".
    • RobotLeAwesome, on 04/13/2008, -4/+1that's like saying Hitler isn't a Nazi.
      • str1fe, on 04/13/2008, -1/+1It's like saying Yoko Ono wasn't a Beetle.

        Oh yeah...
  • jeremyosborne81, on 04/13/2008, -3/+1Seriously, when I first read the title and description I thought it said "Every E-L-M-O song ..."

    Kinda puts a strange twist on the whole idea.
  • blackgrape, on 04/13/2008, -5/+5I cut myself when I came to the realisation that this song is better than 99% of all emo songs.
  • nastronomical, on 04/13/2008, -8/+6Hmmmm it seems some of the digg-emo crew have been offended, oh lordy lord...tonight shall be tears and razorblades.
  • AaronStatic, on 04/13/2008, -6/+8lyrics accurate, but musically not emo, just a plain rock ballad. If he was screaming into the mic or sounding like he was crying and singing at the same time he would be closer to sounding like that emo crap. It's also produced way too well. Still, I lol'd
    • weebs, on 04/13/2008, -4/+1Yeah!!!! Static X rules!!!! Powerman 5000!!!!!!!!!!!
    • crossmr, on 04/13/2008, -0/+2I believe emo and screamo are too different things. If you want to sound pretentious and knowledgeable you might want to do your homework.
      • AaronStatic, on 04/13/2008, -0/+1why don't you go and cut yourself about it
  • Aturaten, on 04/13/2008, -8/+5Did Hawthorne heights contribute to this?
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