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- inactive, on 07/31/2009, -35/+1012When people argue over whether or not Eminem is better than Mariah Carey, EVERYONE LOSES.
- Slashered, on 07/31/2009, -41/+720For reference, this is the song Mariah Carey made about Eminem, entitled "Obsessed"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYFoIVhmLnM
"Why you so obsessed with me (Boy I wanna know). Lying that you're sexing me (when everybody knows)...You a mom and pop. I'm a corporation. I'm the press conference and you a conversation."
I don't really care about hip-hop/rap fueds (at least since Tupac), but Eminem > Mariah, and she deserves what she's getting now. - inactive, on 07/31/2009, -19/+576Only reason I dissed you in the first place is because you denied seeing me
Now I’m pissed off
Sit back and relax homey, kick back and relax, grab a six pack while I kick facts
Yeah Dre’s sick track, perfect way to get back
Wanna hear something wick wack?
I got the exact same tat that’s on Nick’s back
I’m obsessed now
Oh gee, is that supposed to be me in the video with the goatee
Wow Mariah, I didn’t expect her to go balls out
Bitch, shut the ***** up before I put all them phone calls out you made to my house when you was wild n out before Nick
When you was on my dick and give you somethin to smile about
How many times you fly to my house? Still trying to count
Better shut your lying mouth if you don’t want Nick finding out
You probably think cuz it’s been so long if i had something on you I woulda did it by now
On the contrary, Mary Poppins, I’m mixing our studio session down and sending it to mastering to make it loud
Enough dirt on you to murder you
This is what the ***** I do
Mariah, it ever occur to you that I still have pictures?
However you prefer to do and goes for you too, Nick, *****
You think I’m scared of you?
You gonna ruin my career you better get one
Like I’ma sit and fight with you over some slut bitch ***** who made me put up with her psycho ass over 6 months and only spread her legs to let me hit once
Yeah, what you gonna say? I’m lucky? Tell the public that I was so ugly that you ***** had to be drunk to ***** me?
Second base? What the ***** you tell Nick, punk?
In the second week we was dry humping. It’s gotta count for something.
Listen, girly. Surely you don’t want me to talk about how I nutted early cos ejaculated early and bus all over your belly, and you almost started hurling and said I was gross, go get a towel you’re stomachs curling. Or maybe you do.
But if I’m embarrassing me, I’m embarrassing you and don’t you dare say it isn’t true.
As long as the song’s getting airplay I’m dissing you.
I’m a hair away from getting carried away and getting sued.
I was gonna stop at 16. This is 32. This is 34 bars. We ain’t even a third of the way through.
Damn, Slim. Mariah played you. Mariah who?
Oh did I say ”whore”, Nick? I meant a liar too.
Like I’ve been goin off on you all this time for no reason.
Girl you out ya alcholic mind. Check ya wine cellar. Look at all the amounts of wine.
Like I sit around and think about you all the time.
I just think this is funny when I pounce you on a rhyme.
But it now i’m about to draw the line.
And for you to cross it that’s a mountain that I doubt you wanna climb.
I can describe areas of your house that you wouldn’t find on an episode of Cribs
A blubba load ribs if I hear another word so don’t go opening your jibs cos every time you do it’s just another load of fibs
I ain’t saying this ***** again, ho. You know what it is.
It’s a warning shot for before I blow up ya whole spot
Call my bluff and I’ll release every ***** thing I got
Including the voicemails right before you flipped your top
When me and Luis were tryin’ to stick two CD’s in the same spot
(Slim Shady I love you)
I love you too
Let me whisper sweet nothings into your ear, boo. Now what you say?
(It’s nothing)
Guess what I’ll do?
I’ll refresh your memory when you said ”I want you”
Now should I keep going or should we call truce?
(You think you’re cute, right? Hahaha)
You bet your sweet ass I do
(I’m Mary Poppins, b)
And I’m Superman, mmm
(Mary P. Slim Shady)
Comin’ at you
So if you’ll still be my (babygirl)
Then I’ll still be your (Superhero, Wilma M.)
Yeah, I’m right here
(You like this)
Nope. Not anymore, Dear.
It cuts like a (knife) when I tell ya get a (life)
But I’m movin on with mine
Nick, is that your (wife)
Well tell her to shut her mouth then I’ll leave her alone
If she don’t (sing this script?) then I’ma just keep goin
(I see Mary Ann. Mary Ann’s saying ”cut the tape, cut the tape”. Knife!) - IvanB, on 07/31/2009, -14/+522At least he's not using his stupid muppet voice.
- inactive, on 07/31/2009, -20/+385Holy ***** I just laughed my ass off.
- DankBuddz, on 07/31/2009, -8/+361From Wikipedia:
"As a teenager, Cannon formed the rap duo "Da Bomb Squad" with his best friend Steve Groves; they opened for the likes of Will Smith, LFO, 98 Degrees, and Montell Jordan."
Not somebody who should pick a battle with a rapper that practically had an apprenticeship with Dre. - alexdemers, on 07/31/2009, -16/+356Song is ***** lame. Also because she uses AutoTune.
Eminem > Mariah Carey - waynejont, on 07/31/2009, -11/+298mariah's comeback: something about butterflies in some ridiculously high whiny "diva" voice
- thscientist1, on 07/31/2009, -3/+288i for one would love to see him ***** on jonas 24/7
- joebob613, on 07/31/2009, -8/+257it was staged and rehearsed.
- Stormen, on 07/31/2009, -64/+297Eminem is a pretty cool guy.
- Bloodwine, on 07/31/2009, -44/+264when you are battling Mariah Carey, you have to look in the mirror and self-evaluate about how far you have fallen.
What's next? Going to war with the Jonas Brothers? - wsuBobby, on 07/31/2009, -3/+223Old school Dre... or the new Dr. Pepper Dre?
- chuckDontSurf, on 07/31/2009, -7/+222Only in the entertainment business can two adults get paid to act like teenagers.
- mattdiggsit, on 07/31/2009, -9/+223Let the pictures LEAK!!!!!
It took Em 6 months to hit it! Lol! - wonkavsn, on 07/31/2009, -32/+243Holy crap! Eminem's angry... again!
The guy may be rich and all, but he's basically paid to behave like an angsty 16 year-old. - Kazbaeden, on 07/31/2009, -6/+212Nothing like a good old fashioned rap battle... wait...
- Llanowar, on 07/31/2009, -1/+203It's actually quite "sad" that she uses AutoTune. She used to be a great singer. Like her old songs or not, she certainly had an amazing voice and knew how to use it. Her comeback ruined that all.
- ganymede2010, on 07/31/2009, -24/+219Why doesn't Mariah realize the worst thing you can do is respond to any of Eminem's disses? If you don, he comes back at you 100 times harder. He's ended more careers then any rapper I know.
- 1jaxstate1, on 07/31/2009, -6/+188LOL@ Nick knowing EM jizzed on his wife's belly!!
- Chooxo, on 07/31/2009, -5/+164Mariah's next album title: Sugar Rainbow Unicorns.
- andrewlotta, on 07/31/2009, -3/+147it was staged and rehearsed.
- joshmoney, on 07/31/2009, -11/+154and doesn't afraid of Mariah Carey.
- Gojirra, on 07/31/2009, -12/+137Is it 1999?
- DankBuddz, on 07/31/2009, -2/+127Another ***** pop star using AutoTune?
God, when will it end? - ultrafez, on 07/31/2009, -8/+128BILLY MAYS HERE, SHE SHOULD SHUT HER WHORE MOUTH
- BattleChimp, on 07/31/2009, -4/+114but he hit it nonetheless. mariah carey man shes booty legend
imagine her orgasm moan. yeah. - bradpurchase, on 07/31/2009, -0/+103Better job than I've got.
- BriskT, on 07/31/2009, -3/+101You accidentally the whole analogy?
- CokeEatsYummy, on 07/31/2009, -9/+101It's nothing more than an Internet flame war....with rhymes.
- JimmyTRUELOVE, on 07/31/2009, -7/+97I doesn't either!
- JTMON, on 07/31/2009, -3/+90That's pretty easy. Why do that when he can drag it out. He will sell more albums. It's a smart business decision. He even says he's going to keep this up as long as he gets the airplay for it in the song itself.
- Speedwaystout, on 07/31/2009, -3/+85Who would an analogy like that, "I'm the press conference and you a conversation". What the *****, that makes me what to punch her in the face.
- geoken, on 07/31/2009, -7/+83If it took him 6 months to sleep with her wouldn't that not make her a slut/whore?
- DankBuddz, on 07/31/2009, -7/+80Rap requires talent, regardless of whether or not you like rap. And regardless of whether or not you like what Eminem raps about, his wordplay and skill in freestyle expresses his talent very well. I'm not a huge fan of Eminem, but give credit where its due.
- teethandeyes, on 07/31/2009, -0/+71Cannon is an ignorant bitch with zero knowledge of Hip Hop!
How in the hell could he name his crew 'Da Bomb Squad', when there already was a production unit named 'The Bomb Squad'.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Bomb_Squad
Some of the best Hip Hop production EVER came from 'The Bomb Squad'.
They produced Public Enemy's 'It Takes A Nation Of Millions To Hold Us Back', 'Fear Of A Black Planet', and Ice Cube's first album.
These are three of the best albums in Hip Hop history.
Cannon calling his group 'Da Bomb Squad' is akin to the Jonas Brothers calling their new group 'Da Beatles'!
Who's with me on this? - smileyouredead, on 07/31/2009, -0/+71Well there's "two CD’s in the same spot" just saying.
- inactive, on 07/31/2009, -2/+72Take it back! This is fo real!
- blackinthmiddle, on 07/31/2009, -0/+66@Llanowar
I was thinking the same thing. Considering her mom was on opera singer and she has (or used to have?) such a great voice, why the ***** is she using autotune? - jba68, on 07/31/2009, -17/+79Is it possible to stay classy, when you had no class to begin with?
- deaftly, on 07/31/2009, -57/+119Bunch of has beens trying to remain relevant
- rednaxela825, on 07/31/2009, -12/+73I wish he would make another "Slim Shady" album.
- inactive, on 07/31/2009, -0/+61I work in an office full of middle-aged women everyday who act like high school gossips.
- iritegood, on 07/31/2009, -1/+60<djahandarie> we ain't here to do e-c-e
<djahandarie> we're here to do c-s-e on the w-e-b
<djahandarie> listen to me spit these rhymes
<djahandarie> while i program lines
<djahandarie> and commit web accessibility crimes
<djahandarie> word, son
<http402> You talk like your big on these I-Net kicks,
<http402> But your ***** flows slower than a two-eighty-six.
<http402> I'm tracking down hosts and nmap scans,
<http402> While Code Igniter's got you wringing your hands.
<http402> Cut the crap rap,
<http402> Or I'll run ettercap,
<http402> Grab your AIM chat,
<http402> N' send a PC bitch-slap!
<http402> peace
<djahandarie> you're talkin bout down hosts and nmap scans
<djahandarie> while i got other plans
<djahandarie> you're at your new job, but you can't even do it right
<djahandarie> you just create a plight with your http rewrites
<djahandarie> i've been on the web since the age of three
<djahandarie> you just got on directly off the bus from mississippi
<djahandarie> respect yo' elders, bitch
<http402> You've been webbin' since three, but still ain't grown up,
<http402> Gotta update your config and send the brain a SIGHUP.
<http402> You say you're that old? No wonder you're slow!
<http402> You're knocking at the door while I run this show!
<http402> Elders my ass, you're *****'s still in school,
<http402> Hunt and pecking at the keyboard like a spaghetti-damned fool,
<http402> Rim-riffing your hard drive like a tool,
<http402> Face it. I rule.
<djahandarie> i erase my harddrives with magnets (bitch)
<djahandarie> all you can do is troll on the fagnets
<djahandarie> and son, my brain's wrapped in a nohup
<djahandarie> it wont be hurt by the words you throwup
<djahandarie> dont mind me while i emerge my ownage
<djahandarie> while you're still over there apt-getting your porridge
<djahandarie> you say i'm still in school
<djahandarie> but the fact is that i know the rule
<djahandarie> cuz you need to go back to grade three
<djahandarie> and you better plea, that they take sucky graduates from c-s-e
<http402> Time to bend over and apply a patch,
<http402> Your brain's throwing static like a CD with a scratch.
<http402> Your connection got nuked and you've met your match.
<http402> You run a single process like a VAX with a batch.
<http402> I'd pass the torch to a real winner
<http402> But it'd just scorch a while-loop spinner
<http402> Caught in a loop that you cant escape,
<http402> I run clock cycles around your words and flows,
<http402> Cuz your rhyme is like a PS fan: it' blows,
<http402> Your water-cooled lyrics leak and it shows,
<http402> Take your ass back to alt.paid.for.windows.
<djahandarie> Good god, I can't even respond to that. :P
<djahandarie> You win haha
* http402 takes a bow - JinxCrow, on 07/31/2009, -0/+58Such a lower midsection of a torso?
- ajaxmil, on 07/31/2009, -0/+57I know the saying goes "any publicity is good publicity", but I think that the world knowing that Eminem splooged all over your stomach may be an exception to the rule.
- inactive, on 07/31/2009, -1/+55@N01SE
Damn man, really? When's the new one dropping? - RAT-Man, on 07/31/2009, -19/+73It's a ***** great song.
- minorthreat, on 07/31/2009, -2/+55i haven't listened to Eminen in about 8 years and I don't know anything about celebrity gossip. I quickly searched about what was going on and listened to Mariah's song..
bitch just got owned... - digxag, on 07/31/2009, -0/+51Wouldn't that mean he's got a Compact Dick?
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