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- kingjafee, on 08/11/2008, -9/+525Samuel L Jackson will never die.
If Death comes knocking on his door while eating a Big Kahuna burger and drinking a Sprite, Samuel L will answer in a wife beater covered in sweat with a nymphomaniac of a white woman chained up behind him.
Death looks slightly startled at the scene presented before him and Samuel L Jackson abruptly snatches the burger from his hands and takes a huge bite followed by a refreshing drink of his Sprite. He then apologizes for breaking Death's concentration and lets him know that normally, his ass would be dead as ***** fried chicken, but Death happened to pull this ***** while Samuel L Jackson was in a transitional period so he doesn't wanna kill Death, he wants to help Death. - inactive, on 08/11/2008, -3/+400Damn, I hope samuel doesn't go next. He's a bad-ass mofo.
- slifty, on 08/11/2008, -18/+214oh my goodness... people in the same profession having pictures taken with one another? IT MUST BE A CURSE!
- sajorojas, on 08/11/2008, -4/+120shut yo mouth!
- doctechnical, on 08/11/2008, -2/+108Also creepy: A Bernie Mac PSA for public libraries was still playing on a local station as of last night.
"Support your local library. Or I will haunt your ass." - babykicker, on 08/11/2008, -5/+106Best comment I've seen in a long time, wish i could digg it twice.
- FredFredrickson, on 08/11/2008, -12/+93Um... why is this creepy?
- Coven, on 08/12/2008, -4/+84Sooner or later, somebody is going to post a screen cap of this comment with the title "This Is Why I Love Digg"
- borez, on 08/12/2008, -1/+63We did this the other day
http://digg.com/celebrity/Is_Samuel_L_Jackson_next ... - WordsnCollision, on 08/11/2008, -5/+60Reminds me of the group photo from Heroes... that one didn't end well.
- Rodalli, on 08/11/2008, -4/+51Mr. Jackson needs to report to the nearest emergency room for a full medical check-up, IMMEDIATELY! Take him there in an armored car, with a police escort, and have the roads cleared of all traffic beforehand!
- mecharabbit, on 08/12/2008, -4/+49Please, Lord, don't take him yet. There are still a lot of ***** on whose asses he still needs to get medieval.
- inactive, on 08/12/2008, -5/+49"I've had it with these ***** dead dudes in my ***** photo shoot!"
- kingjafee, on 08/11/2008, -0/+43I can digg it.
Only once though anything else is considered spammy. - tbrads, on 08/12/2008, -3/+43cause that worked so well in The Dark Knight.
- TheUngod, on 08/12/2008, -0/+39If the reaper is afraid of anyone, it's Samuel L Jackson
- inactive, on 08/11/2008, -3/+42*****...someones gonna off Samuel L next!!!!
- sajorojas, on 08/11/2008, -6/+44On the set of a movie that hasnt come out yet in which two of the stars die in two days. I'm just sayin...
- protogenxl, on 08/12/2008, -0/+37What if there are snakes in the ***** Armored Car?
- RavagesOfTime, on 08/12/2008, -2/+37Ask yourself.
Is a world without Samuel L Jackson a world you want to live in? - Rodalli, on 08/11/2008, -1/+35He's just talkin' bout Samuel L. Jackson!
- SolidBones, on 08/12/2008, -0/+31Of course you would!
That badass ***** would want his shoes back. - num3thod, on 08/12/2008, -0/+30I logged out so I can log back in to digg this comment. Amazing.
- inactive, on 08/12/2008, -0/+30Nobody ***** Mr Wallace, except for Mrs Wallace...
- inactive, on 08/12/2008, -2/+30Well then thank god the Joker isn't after Sam Jackson.
Jackass. - thegrantman, on 08/12/2008, -1/+29Death doesn't have the balls to take Samuel L. Jackson.
- inactive, on 08/11/2008, -0/+26@sajorojas: don't understand the dig down on your comment. its what i was setting up lol
- inactive, on 08/11/2008, -1/+26what about....a conspiracy!!?!?!
- logotype702, on 08/12/2008, -0/+24MF is god....
- andrewbr500, on 08/12/2008, -0/+23Cause he's a mushroom cloud laying mother ***** mother *****.
- zooplibob, on 08/12/2008, -1/+23Morgan Freeman got in a car accident. Is that close enough?
- Harbinger67, on 08/12/2008, -1/+22Nothing can kill Sam except for superintelligent sharks.
I think he's safe as long as he stays on land. - vbullinger, on 08/12/2008, -0/+20Dugg for great grammar in a sentence with multiple swear words in it.
- FonzsXe, on 08/12/2008, -1/+20Samuel L Jackson should have his own random facts site.....like Chuck Norris
- inactive, on 08/12/2008, -0/+18no link?
- SDM187, on 08/12/2008, -0/+18And Marcellus Wallace doesn't like to be ***** by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace...?
- gasoline, on 08/12/2008, -0/+17Perhaps He has a day off?
- inactive, on 08/12/2008, -9/+25There's nothing creepy about this ***** picture, it's a normal ***** picture. What's creepy is that it's on the front page being linked to some fagotronic blog.
- MackenzieArbour, on 08/12/2008, -0/+16***** Chuck Norris.
- mecharabbit, on 08/12/2008, -0/+16No, if they used the word "spooky", that would be racist.
- antibastard, on 08/12/2008, -6/+22oh i get it, this is creepy cuz they're black? ***** racists.
- CMuffa, on 08/12/2008, -0/+15They are cremated with a Bunsen burner.
- RudeTurnip, on 08/12/2008, -0/+14Don't worry, Estelle Getty took one for the team to save Samuel.
- sharkd, on 08/12/2008, -0/+14That would only work if he fakes his own death and masquerades as the armored car driver, in order to protect his family while he hunts the real killer.
- louiebaur, on 08/12/2008, -3/+17yea I dont get it what is creepy about it?
- inactive, on 08/12/2008, -0/+13Epic fail. Let me refer you to my new picture book, Famous Black Men and the Lines They Are Known For.
- TomRemixed, on 08/12/2008, -0/+13They are smiling. It's so creepy when people smile and then die later on in their lives.
- tdogg241, on 08/12/2008, -1/+14It's all because Morgan Freeman survived his car crash. Death is PISSED!
- ScottoGato, on 08/12/2008, -0/+12Say "what" again!
- jstem1994, on 08/12/2008, -0/+12How about the "Click here for upcoming Isaac Hayes appearances" button?
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