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- rinote, on 08/21/2008, -1/+103“Sweet thing from Boston, so young and willing” – Steely Dan, “Hey Nineteen”
“Runnin’ down the road tryin’ to loosen my load” - Eagles, “Take It Easy”
“Squeeze my lemon ‘til the juice runs down my leg” – Led Zeppelin, “The Lemon Song”
“Blinded by the light, wrapped up like a deuce, another runner in the night” - Manfred Mann's Earth Band, “Blinded by the Light” ('deuce' is pronounced ‘douche’)
"I always get it up for the touch of the younger kind." – The Knack, “My Sharona”
“Well she was just 17, if you know what I mean” – the Beatles, “I Saw Her Standing There”
“That’s not jewelry she’s talkin’ ‘bout, it really don’t cost that much” – ZZ Top, “Pearl Necklace”
“My Francine just turned 13, she’s my angelic teenage queen” – ZZ Top, “Francine”
"People think I'm insane because I am browning all the time" – Black Sabbath, “Paranoid”
“You gotta squeeze a little, squeeze a little, tease a little more” – Def Leppard, “Pour Some Sugar on Me”
(for those of you that don't want to click through ten pages, I took one for the team) - Conwaysb0718, on 08/20/2008, -1/+70What, no Jethro Tull Aqualung?!?
Sitting on a park bench
eyeing little girls with bad intent.
Snot is running down his nose
greasy fingers smearing shabby clothes.
Hey Aqualung!
Drying in the cold sun
Watching as the frilly panties run.
Hey Aqualung!
Feeling like a dead duck
spitting out pieces of his broken luck.
Hey, Aqualung! - sjbdallas, on 08/20/2008, -0/+48I always thought it was "frowning"
- inactive, on 08/21/2008, -0/+39zero-researched abysmal list. simply horrible.
- theImmodiumGuy, on 08/20/2008, -18/+55They forgot one -
"'Scuse me while I kiss this guy."
Jimi Hendrix - "Purple Haze" - Nick217, on 08/20/2008, -0/+33ZZ Top fans everywhere nod with approval at this slideshow.
- MookiBlaylock, on 08/20/2008, -0/+31Oh I want to see the list of misunderstood lyrics.
- Lucas123, on 08/20/2008, -1/+31It's "revved up like a deuce another runner in the night." A deuce refers to a 1932 Ford Coupe beloved of hotrodders. But, other than that, yeah - the lyrics are insane in the membrane.
- einrobstein, on 08/21/2008, -0/+30Of course it's frowning.
- shauntacular, on 08/21/2008, -3/+29No, Lola by The Kinks?
- anarcurt, on 08/20/2008, -0/+25Tame, except for ZZ Pedobear. Wow.
- inactive, on 08/21/2008, -0/+18Creepy seems to have another definition for these people.
- Cyrus042, on 08/21/2008, -5/+23"...the sky"
- diggystardust, on 08/21/2008, -0/+16thanks man.
10 separate pages for just 1 liners is ridiculous. - PinkFloydFan, on 08/21/2008, -1/+16What's this? Rock & Roll songs about sex? Call the Parents Music Resource Center! (And don't tell Dee Snider)
- EatingPie, on 08/21/2008, -3/+18They start with a Steely Dan song, and are... surprised? Why is this strange? you ask.
Steely Dan is Dildo.
'Mary is strapping on a rubber penis: "Steely Dan III from Yokohama," she says, caressing the shaft. Milk spurts across the room.' -William S. Burroughs, Naked Lunch.
I don't think that made it into the film version.
-Pie - kplo, on 04/01/2009, -0/+12pearl necklace!
- sentinel106, on 08/21/2008, -0/+12You call that unsettling? Just listen to any modern rap song if you want to be severely disturbed
- Cuja, on 08/21/2008, -1/+13Black Sabbath - I'm pretty sure that it was Frowning not Browning too!
Manfred Mann's Earth Band - “Blinded by the light, wrapped up like a deuce, another runner in the night” ( I also thought that it was Revved up like a Deuce) http://www.theleathercanary.com/2007/10/bruuuuce.h ... - ptsuk, on 08/21/2008, -2/+14***** slideshows. Really? is a slide show for a single line of lyrics needed.
***** that *****.
buried. - skipthefrog, on 08/21/2008, -0/+12Doesn't Sting and the Police sound like professional stalkers to anyone else? Every breath you take? That entire song? Or perhaps every little thing she does is magic? Or if that's not enough- can't stand losing you, don't stand so close to me, and the list goes on.
Sting is the king of classic rock creepers. - jeffmshaw, on 08/21/2008, -0/+11Aqualung for sure.
Also, how about "Sweet Emotion"? Old school Steven Tyler was creeptastic. "You can't catch me 'cause the rabbit done died!" - kosmoe, on 08/21/2008, -1/+12Weak! There's nothing creepy about these lyrics.
- falafelkiosken, on 08/21/2008, -0/+10read one sentence, click next, read one sentence, click next...
- dsoltesz, on 08/21/2008, -0/+10it is "frowning"
- thelif, on 08/21/2008, -0/+10"Never gonna give you up..."
- Ben174, on 08/21/2008, -0/+9"You're sweet but you're just four feet, and you still got your baby teeth. You're too young and I'm too well hung, Tonight I'm gonna rock you!" - Spinal Tap, "Tonight I'm Gonna Rock You Tonight"
- JMellissa, on 08/21/2008, -0/+9What's so unsettling about that? Who submitted this? the Church lady?
- UnFriendlyFire, on 08/21/2008, -2/+11[SHOCK] Rock songs have sexual lyrics [/SHOCK]
- the0ther, on 08/21/2008, -0/+9written by a prudish chick, obviously. ***** her and the horse-***** she rode in on.
- boardthis, on 08/21/2008, -0/+8and the bathroom is on the right.
- MookiBlaylock, on 08/20/2008, -6/+15"People think I'm insane because I am browning all the time" my favorite.
- mlvassallo, on 08/21/2008, -0/+6The Take It Easy line is a metaphor for trying to get personal problems out of his mind. It isn't disturbing or weird at all.
Also... "wrapped up like a deuce"? How about "Revved up like a Deuce". It is a reference to an engine. This is a really poorly researched list. - fumundadeez, on 08/21/2008, -2/+8Exactly! The first two lines should definitely put this in the list. Total Fail
- Albumen, on 08/21/2008, -0/+5"I want the wet burrito shoved up and down beween a donkey's legs 'til he just can't take it anymore!!"
Zappa Live at the FIllmore East
But the night before
Behind the door
A leprechaun had stroked it
But the night before
Behind the door
A leprechaun had slowly storked it
He slowly stroked it
But the night before
Behind the door
A leprechaun had stroked his spot
He stroked his spot
Father O'blivion
Fran Zappa - inactive, on 08/21/2008, -0/+5On the more obscure list you might find The Fugs with their classics:
"Coca Cola Douche"
"Slum Goddess"
"Saran Wrap"
and then there's the late great Zappa... - moletimer, on 08/21/2008, -0/+5Whoosh
- Ex3poo, on 08/21/2008, -0/+5Mostly sexual!
- ThenWang, on 08/21/2008, -0/+5http://www.amiright.com/misheard/
- Rudegar, on 08/21/2008, -0/+5don't get why the beetles song is unsettling
back then they were pretty young themselves
and the age of consent is 16 in UK... - mikesbaker, on 08/21/2008, -3/+8blinded by the light
wrapped up like a douche
another boner in the night - kplo, on 04/01/2009, -0/+5yeah, me too, now that you mention it...
- KingHarvest00, on 08/21/2008, -0/+5This one always creeps me out a little bit:
Well I'd rather see you dead, little girl
Than to be with another man
You better keep your head, little girl
Or I won't know where I am
You better run for your life if you can, little girl
Hide your head in the sand little girl
Catch you with another man
That's the end little girl
(Beatles, Run For Your Life) - fnordy, on 08/21/2008, -0/+4The Ants are my friend, they're blowing in the wind...
I mean, what's more disturbing than flying ants?!?!?! :-) - Thuktun, on 08/21/2008, -0/+4Try "Reply"
- f4nt0m4s, on 08/21/2008, -0/+4I love the Toadies. I love how Possum Kingdom, their famous radio single, is about rape and murder.
"Be my angel
Be my angel
Do you wanna die?
I promise you
I will treat you well
My sweet angel
So help me, Jesus"
http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/toadies/possumkingd ...
Also...my favorite song from their album, "Tyler:"
"And she runs through her days with a smile on her face
And she runs, and she waits, and I wait
We can drive to anyplace, day or night, across the state
And in the morning, into Mexico, we will wake up
I find a window in the kitchen, and I let myself in
Rummage through the refrigerator, find myself a beer
I can't believe I'm really here, and she's lying in that bed
I can almost feel her touch, and her anxious breath!
I stumble in the hallway, outside the bedroom door
I hear her call out to me, I hear the fear in her voice
She pulls the covers tighter, I press against the door
I will be with her tonight!"
http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/toadies/tyler.html - nem0, on 08/21/2008, -0/+4Forbes should hire you.
- jayzDigga, on 08/21/2008, -0/+4it's frowning and deuce.
They missed The Boss singing "Hey little girl is your daddy home? Did he go away and leave you all alone? mmmhmmm, I've got a bad desire. Oh, Oh, Oh, I'm on fire.
Now that is sick. - bratterscain, on 08/21/2008, -0/+4I love little girls
they make me feel so good
I love little girls
they make me feel so bad
Oingo Boingo (I think) - If that's not creepy, consider that this song was somewhat popular in the 80's. - vinceislegend, on 08/21/2008, -1/+5"You make a dead man cum." -- The Rolling Stones, Start Me Up
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