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- Dynamo418, on 03/25/2008, -1/+28Craigslist got me a new bike. The only problem was, when it arrived i realized that it wasn't a bike at all, but a HUMAN HEAD!
- lordtyros, on 03/25/2008, -0/+22Sorry about that, dude. If you send it back, I'll send you the bike right away.
- makemoneynotart, on 03/25/2008, -1/+18The only thing I ever got from Craigslist was the clap.
- TimDigg, on 03/25/2008, -1/+15[[Verse One: RZA]
Fusion of the five elements, to search for the higher intelligence
Women walk around celibate, livin irrelevant
The most benelovent king, communicatin through your dreams
Mental pictures been painted, Allah's heard and seen
everywhere, throughout your surroundin atmosphere
Troposphere, thermosphere, stratosphere
Can you imagine from one single idea, everything appeared here
Understanding makes my truth, crystal clear
Innocent black immigrants locked in housing tenemants
Eighty-Five percent tenants depend on welfare recipients
Stapleton's been stamped as a concentration camp
At night I walk through, third eye is bright as a street lamp
Electric microbes, robotic probes
Taking telescope pictures of globe, babies getting pierced with microchips
stuffed inside their earlobes, then examinated
Blood contaminated, vaccinated, lives fabricated
Exaggerated authorization, Food and Drug Administration
Testin poison in prison population
My occupation to stop the innauguration of Satan
Some claim that it was Reagan, so I come to slay men
like Bartholemew, cause every particle is physical article
was diabolical to the last visible molecule
A space night like Rom, consume planets like Unicron
Blasting photon bombs from the arm like Galvatron
Man I miss when rap music was good :( - SweetJones, on 03/25/2008, -2/+12I just find it amazing that someone gets a gig opening up for big name hip hop acts through craig's list!!
- littlechina888, on 03/25/2008, -1/+8Cheers to the mashup master!
- makemoneynotart, on 03/25/2008, -0/+6Buried for not mentioning a lambo or club.
I kid. I too weep for the those days. - badwithcomputer, on 03/25/2008, -2/+7it just goes to show you really can get ANYTHING on craigslist.
- fancyj, on 03/25/2008, -0/+5dugg for the coffee and cigarettes pic. the gza, rza, murry sketch was one of the best.
- spikepeck, on 03/25/2008, -0/+4Just downloaded the album
http://audiobytes.net/download.html - Dynamo418, on 03/25/2008, -2/+6Go ***** a camel
- oldhick, on 03/25/2008, -0/+4There are so many good mashup artists out there that actually put on a show, like Greg Gillis of Girl Talk. I have hard time getting down with a guy that just sits behind his laptop and shows some mashed up vid clips with his mashups.
Work for it man! Actually put on a show and entertain the crowd. - badwithcomputer, on 03/25/2008, -0/+4that's the old album from a little over a year ago- there's a newer (much cleaner/more focused/danceable) album coming out VERY soon. it's what makes up the bulk of my sets now.
also, if you download the album track by track there and rape my servers please put all the tracks in a folder titled "audiobytes for autobots" then download this torrent and you can seed right away: http://thepiratebay.org/tor/4063561/audiobytes_for ...
thanks! - inactive, on 03/25/2008, -0/+4i found 2 jobs, a few cars, computers, ps3 on craig and sold lots of stuff too
still waiting for a hot chick without a contract - veriix, on 03/25/2008, -3/+6I'm not sure what the point of this posting is...
- AgentMull, on 03/25/2008, -0/+3OK Jack Handey
- badwithcomputer, on 03/25/2008, -1/+4Bill Murray: [Coughs] Doc, what could I do for this cough?
RZA: *****, I was just thinking about that. Check this out: you get some hydrogen peroxide...
Bill Murray: We got that for cuts and stuff.
RZA: ...take fifty percent hydrogen peroxide, fifty percent water. You gargle with it. Do *not* swallow, you spit it out. Don't swallow, Bill Murray.
GZA: And if that doesn't work, try oven cleaner.
Bill Murray: We got that in the back, too. - inactive, on 03/25/2008, -2/+5rotate your head like a gyro,
my hair grows in knotty spirals...
RZA, lol... - inactive, on 03/25/2008, -0/+3Evil-Doer, I hope you were being sarcastic. If you aren't, I hope you have been stranded on a desert Island since 1993.
My friend gets hookers from Craig's List all the time. Craig's List rocks. - logiktrip, on 03/25/2008, -2/+5Rza is one of the all-time great producers.
If you've got some hang-ups about enjoying music regardless of it's genre, you're missing out on a lot of great albums. - schizogony, on 03/25/2008, -0/+3Sucks about the AUOTBOTS typo on the ticket though.
- badwithcomputer, on 03/25/2008, -1/+3guilty...it got buried in upcoming with 140+ diggs so i figured there was some momentum behind the story and decided to re-submit with an addition to the url. new album is coming very soon! i might even turn the rza show into an unofficial release party. thanks, luke!
- ileftfark, on 03/25/2008, -0/+2I signed up for Craiglist months ago, but I still haven't had any issues delivered to my door. Why is this happening? I'm not good with computer.
- lesbodojo, on 03/25/2008, -0/+2omg this is bad ***** ass. I just finished downloading the tunes. Thanks guys!
- inn0, on 03/25/2008, -0/+2I wouldn't have discovered him if not for this post... definitely worth it for me - his ***** it pretty tight.
- skeeterou, on 03/25/2008, -0/+2I actually got a job shooting the band 30 Seconds to Mars through craigslist. A year and two tours later, I now live in Los Angeles and have a salary job at Warner Bros. Records as a salary video consultant. Thanks craigslist!
- Blandyman, on 03/26/2008, -0/+2Maybe it's because RZA has been around for many many years and he's considered one of the greatest producers alive as well as being a member of one of the most influential hip-hop groups of all time, the Wu-Tang Clan.
Personally, I have never listened to Wu-Tang (just never really "got around" to it) and I don't know much music RZA's produced... but what I've said isn't opinion, it's undeniable fact. - badwithcomputer, on 03/25/2008, -0/+2the 'prime cuts' album isn't for everyone and is far from easy listening- art of glass is especially tough on the ears on purpose. check out some stuff from a newer set. i think you might enjoy it. http://www.last.fm/music/audiobytes+for+autobots/+ ...
- inactive, on 03/25/2008, -0/+2you wanna pound crab? nah let his hand swing, i oughta punch a hole in his palm with these pointy assed rings. no more was said, knew your chump ass was dead when i saw the 4-4 reflected... off your shiny forehead.
- inactive, on 03/25/2008, -3/+5Then why take the time to reply? I'm not sure what the point of your post was.
- UnaKRon, on 03/25/2008, -2/+4Am I the only one that things his "Mix" or "mashup" sucks? art of glass sounds like a computer smashed a few songs together that doesn't seem to understand, different tempos, different keys...and how using multiple voices at once over lapping is distracting and annoying. For the LOVE OF GOD get some vinyls that are the acapella or instrumental versions of songs... His "music" makes my ears bleed...These songs were better before he touched them... Secondly...how has he not been sued for the use of copyright/trademark material.... the autobots...not the music...
- badwithcomputer, on 03/25/2008, -1/+3sure am
- Dynamo418, on 03/25/2008, -0/+2SOURCE: “As I bit into the nectarine, it had a crisp juiciness about it that was very pleasurable - until I realized it wasn't a nectarine at all, but A HUMAN HEAD!”
- form3hide, on 03/25/2008, -1/+3Doesn't take any talent to produce? Have you ever created something we can listen to?
- TBoneFever, on 03/25/2008, -1/+3Congrats to audiobytes for autobots! This is very inspiring.
In other news, I've used craigslist to get laid countless times now. Thanks, Craig Newmark! - Brettus, on 03/25/2008, -0/+1I like all the music that he is mashing up - but it seems that none of the beats even line up.... It's quite hard to listen to.
The Gray Album was amazing - this stuff just sounds like someone ate all the music and crapped it out into a pile of audio *****. - badwithcomputer, on 03/25/2008, -0/+1i really had no concept of tempo or tone on the prime cuts album- i'd recommend the newer sets in the video. i think it's come a long way in the last year. thanks for listening!
- pwnzj00, on 03/25/2008, -1/+2This guy's good, but check out Ludachrist. His full set (40 minutes of mashup glory) is available for free download on his site: http://worshipludachrist.com/
- 1807, on 03/25/2008, -0/+1That's cause only the worst of the worst need to resort to Craigslist Personals.
- Peko, on 03/25/2008, -0/+1Dude, music snobbery sucks. While it is semi reasonable to argue that RZA is important recently (debuting w/36 chambers?) he is still only recent, and only representative in only a somewhat narrow range of music as a whole. There is no compelling reason that fans of 1800s chinese opera should be aware of the RZA.
- badwithcomputer, on 03/25/2008, -0/+1ludachrist is amazing! so is party ben for anyone looking to further explore this genre
- Snakedal337, on 03/25/2008, -0/+1Its like he's trying to be political... but.. eh maybe i've just been too used to hearing serj tankian level lyrics.
- Blandyman, on 03/26/2008, -0/+1i understand the first part, but opening for another random musician is TOTALLY incorrect.
- Blandyman, on 03/26/2008, -0/+1Can you tell me where it's from?
- manitoba98xp, on 03/25/2008, -0/+1That's what I get for skimming. :P I skipped that one sentence.
Anyways, congrats. - brufleth, on 03/25/2008, -0/+1Motorola's latest new phone!
- marcomc2, on 03/25/2008, -2/+3Oh my god, the "what the hell is a RZA" jokes are not funny (anymore). If you don't know RZA, you don't listen to a wide array of music. Congratulations badwithcomputer, I am very very envious of you. Keep it up.
- RyukShinigami, on 03/25/2008, -0/+1Impossible!....you can never defeaaaaat, tha gooooooooods!
- Dynamo418, on 03/26/2008, -0/+1^ Jack Handey, "Deep thoughts". Great quotes, google it.
- cgruber, on 03/25/2008, -0/+1I hear craig's list can get you some sweet freaky loving as well.
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