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- DevilToo, on 11/03/2009, -1/+45This sounds like something from The Onion.
- inactive, on 11/04/2009, -0/+21How the hell is this breaking news? Wouldn't a lot of people be "very angry" about their own death?
- Kahnza, on 11/04/2009, -0/+15This is just retarded.
- mattyboy555, on 11/04/2009, -1/+16Journalist: Micheal, how do you feel now after you died?
Dead MJ: .....................................................
Journalist: Do you feel upset or have any regrets since you perished?
Dead MJ.......................................................
Journalist: Any final words to clue up this interview?
Dead MJ: .......................................................
Journalist: This raps it up folks. Stay classy America. - RocketGib, on 11/04/2009, -0/+13"he does not like This Is It (too rehearsey) and does not wish you to go see it"
THANK YOU FOR SAVING ME $10! - lemercier, on 11/03/2009, -0/+9wow. KTLA defines a slow news day. "he's tormented about the tabloid pictures of his corpse"... wouldn't we all be?
- snipe123, on 11/04/2009, -0/+8I would have bet it was on fox but i was wrong
- rypic7, on 11/04/2009, -0/+8When "The Onion check" failed, so too did my faith in American journalism. Wow.
- astrotrain, on 11/04/2009, -0/+8"I'm not dead...its just a skin disorder...."
- alpha88, on 11/04/2009, -0/+7Your faith in American journalism only just failed now? You have low standards, my friend.
- ennuisquared, on 11/03/2009, -1/+8I agree. I smell Onion.
- RealmDown, on 11/04/2009, -0/+6As long as they are at it, how IS Elvis, and have you seen him lately ?
- bronzemedal97, on 11/04/2009, -0/+5No! That's ignorant!
- lornefs, on 11/04/2009, -1/+6The amazing and sad thing is there are probably a large number of people who absolutely believe this nonsense.
- gkiltz, on 11/04/2009, -0/+3A Postmortem interview?
What have these guys been smoking?
How many years have they been smoking it?
Where can I get some? - lornefs, on 11/04/2009, -0/+3Except not funny, just boring.
- borez, on 11/04/2009, -0/+3http://www.mediabistro.com/fishbowlLA/idiot_box/mi ...
"How did he exactly die the moments before he died" LMFAO - sethisastud, on 11/04/2009, -0/+2Brandon Rudat is the biggest douche I have ever met. He is a giant nelly queen that thinks he owns whatever bar he's in simply because he's a shoddy TV news reporter. That being said, he does have nice arms.
- TheFred, on 11/04/2009, -0/+2Did they get this information from the popular news program "south park"
- jakobrowning, on 11/04/2009, -0/+2Don't be ignorant.
- codyraymulcahy, on 11/04/2009, -0/+2So apparently all you need to channel MJ is a Quija Board, a Skull, and a Strobe Light? Let's get this party started!
- Mujokan, on 11/04/2009, -0/+2PCP ( = "embalming fluid')
- fuzzynyanko, on 11/04/2009, -0/+2Other alternative:
'Cause this is thriller, thriller night
There ain't no second chance against the thing with forty eyes, girl
Thriller, thriller night
You're fighting for your life inside a killer, thriller tonight - livingperson800, on 11/04/2009, -0/+2tabloid...tabloid...ta..bla..bla...blaa
- Mujokan, on 11/04/2009, -0/+2In these crazy times, I wonder if Spiritualism isn't due for a come-back. Maybe to fill the void as the "Law of Attraction" religion fades with the end of the debt bubble? There have been a couple of books come out on Spiritualism recently. And Dan Ackroyd was promoting a book his father wrote about it too. http://www.usatoday.com/life/books/news/2009-10-18 ... http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/artic ... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spiritualism
- worldgate989, on 11/04/2009, -0/+1Great, a new exploitation for the media. Jack-spoitation. MJ is dead, please leave him alone.
- OptimismPrime, on 11/05/2009, -0/+1If you can't stand MJ being dead, make a Deal with the Devil....
It worked for Peter Parker. - worldgate989, on 11/06/2009, -0/+0Uhm, im fine with him being dead. Now he cant touch anymore boys. However it seems that the media is exploiting his dead as many ways as they possibly can.
- rotorbladesmoke, on 11/04/2009, -5/+1http://digg.com/comedy/Well_played_3
The comedy monkeys are out in force today. Bury me for the shameless self-promotion, but this was too funny not to note.



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