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- ugmold, on 05/08/2009, -8/+31Bono is a douchebag
- inactive, on 05/08/2009, -1/+8Bono pinched one off that weighed 9.5 courics, actually
- JoshuaPeBenito, on 05/08/2009, -4/+10READ THE POEM! My 9 year old brother can write something more poetic than THAT! Bono proves once again that he is #2.
- raustin, on 05/08/2009, -5/+11go bono! i think i'll skip it though... Does he rhyme 'elvis' with 'miss'?
- MurphyWatson, on 05/08/2009, -8/+13U2 suck. They are generic sounding as hell.
- norman619, on 05/08/2009, -5/+10I still don't get why this fool gets face time with world leaders. He's an entertainer but based on the attention he gets you'd think he was the leader of some powerful country. He's just another arrogant douchebag.
- inactive, on 05/08/2009, -6/+11Please Bono alive and still sings. Elvis is dead and ate peanut butter and banana sandwiches and died pinching a loaf.
- dixhuit, on 05/08/2009, -0/+4What a bell end.
- duncan202, on 05/08/2009, -0/+3He IS the record.
- mattyboy555, on 05/08/2009, -0/+3YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!
*answers cell phone*
HELLOOOOOO HELLOOooOoOoOOoOO! - inactive, on 05/08/2009, -2/+5Elvis would wipe his ass with bono in a concert. Elvis has been dead since 1977 and STILL makes more money than that dumbass sunglass wearing idiot who thinks he's for the environment, while jetting all over the place.
- ak47ak47, on 05/08/2009, -2/+4Wearing women's sunglasses and being old is a big hint that you shouldn't be in a rock band.
- gl77, on 05/08/2009, -0/+2RTFA. at the end he mentions the passengers album and "Elvis Ate America" and even provides a link to hear the song.
- theadvinci, on 05/08/2009, -1/+3That is officially the worst poem I've ever read. Not that I read the whole stupid thing.
- jazzfunkblues, on 05/08/2009, -0/+2YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH!!
- ak47ak47, on 05/08/2009, -0/+2nooo bono WAS the biggest ***** ever.
- SpectralSounds, on 05/08/2009, -0/+2fried peanut butter and nana sammich!
- WhoDoneIt, on 05/08/2009, -0/+1You are right. Beside the word "oxymoron" in the dictionary, they'll have a reference to Bono.
- bitcloud, on 05/08/2009, -2/+3they invented the sound you young whippersnapper!
- inactive, on 05/08/2009, -0/+1Are those shades Blue Blockers?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxdMjC2BTwc - V3n0M, on 05/08/2009, -1/+2The author references the song "Elvis Ate America", which is a good song and is not utter nonsense. This 'poem' seems more like a writing exercise, like a brainstorming session, to get his thoughts on paper and eventually morph them into a song. I think it's really a misnomer calling this a poem. It was just one step in the creative process, the final product was good.
- bitcloud, on 05/08/2009, -0/+1ever listened to miss sarajevo? hold me thrill me kiss me kill me? You can't argue with those songs.
- inactive, on 05/08/2009, -0/+1Bono is very slowly and very surely inverting himself so far up his own arse that his head may well pop out of his mouth. Please stop labeling U2 as a bunch of *****, Larry, Adam and Dave are good talented blokes who will be the first to agree with you that yes Bono is indeed a ***** douchebag.
- inactive, on 05/08/2009, -0/+1Bono what on EART' are ye doin'?
- nirvanix, on 05/08/2009, -0/+1He donates OTHER people's money to them, not his own. He lives in a $12 million condo and jets around the world acting like little lord Fauntleroy. South Park has an amazing capacity for truth telling in a bizarre way. The biggest crap episode nailed it.
- Cwo655321, on 05/08/2009, -0/+1...thiss, pisss, or slavoryisss?
- inactive, on 05/08/2009, -4/+5That South Park episode in which Bono takes the biggest ***** ever certainly held some prophetic truth.
- WhoDoneIt, on 05/08/2009, -0/+1You forgot the part where he uses up more energy in one concert than a small town does in a year.
- Tanktunker, on 05/08/2009, -0/+1Yeah, and Antigone is so cliche.
- Drevex, on 05/08/2009, -0/+1Elvis ***** out Bono!
- TheSkunkMonkey, on 05/08/2009, -0/+1They may have invented the sound, but inventing and perfecting the generic genre isn't something to be proud of really.
- WhoDoneIt, on 05/08/2009, -0/+1My skill saw makes "sound" too.
- Jeffreytrigger, on 05/08/2009, -0/+0U2 used to be such a great band, with a sound all their own. Now U2 is just a pile of formulaic drudgery, and it is a shame, and it's really lame that a poem that is 14 years old gets more attention than an album that has been out just over two months. Honestly I think U2 would be just as well off to stick to touring playing the songs we all love to hear, and thus allowing Bono to continue to work on his charity organizations.
- stam202, on 05/08/2009, -0/+0In this case they did not invent anything special
- Cwo655321, on 05/08/2009, -1/+1he donates some money's to them ;)
- NiftyG, on 05/08/2009, -0/+0Elvis is everywhere
Elvis is everything
Elvis is everybody
Elvis is still the king
Man o man
What I want you to see
Is that the big E's
Inside of you and me
http://artists.letssingit.com/mojo-nixon-lyrics-el ...
...now that's a poem about Elvis I can believe in. - BrendanSheehan, on 05/08/2009, -4/+3Say what you want about Bono - his ego, we all know the story - but when he dies he'll have made a difference in this world. And in the end that's what they'll talk about most.
- CoD4, on 05/08/2009, -2/+1bono sucks ass along with the entire band
- Cwo655321, on 05/08/2009, -2/+1c'mon, he's saving the blacks of the world! obama loves him.
- squallytomb, on 05/08/2009, -2/+1 look at the picture, he just seems like an ass
just sayin - bitcloud, on 05/08/2009, -4/+2#2 to your 9 year old brother?
- finn, on 05/08/2009, -5/+3this isn't new (the 'poem'), infact it's a song from a side-project album/band of U2's known as 'Original Soundtracks #1' by The Passengers (U2+Brian Eno). I, for one, like it (and the album itself is pretty damned awesome if I don't say so myself).



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