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- wukillabee, on 01/25/2008, -9/+53Rambo >> Chuck Norris
- inactive, on 01/25/2008, -1/+38Ah yes, Rambo 3, when America's support of the Taliban was still a good thing.
- rz8472, on 01/25/2008, -0/+18"This film is dedicated to the valiant people of Afghanistan"
- inactive, on 01/25/2008, -0/+14"Moussa: This is Afghanistan ... Alexander the Great try to conquer this country ... then Genghis Khan, then the British. Now Russia. But Afghan people fight hard, they never be defeated. Ancient enemy make prayer about these people ... you wish to hear?
Rambo: Um-hum.
Moussa: Very good. It says, 'May God deliver us from the venom of the Cobra, teeth of the tiger, and the vengeance of the Afghan.' Understand what this means?
Rambo: That you guys don't take any *****?
Moussa: Yes ... something like this. " - iloveazngurlzs, on 01/25/2008, -0/+13after all the scientology crap last night, rambo gives us a new light of hope
- hockey, on 01/25/2008, -1/+13This movie will rank as the number one movie of all time in terms of the unintentional comedy scale.
"You got weapons?
Of course not!
You ain't changin nuthin"
Classic I tell you, CLASSIC!!!! - sparql, on 01/25/2008, -1/+13oddly enough, most of the negative reviews seem to describe exactly the sort of movie i want to see.
- loafy929, on 01/25/2008, -0/+12So what? on IMDB the average is 8.8/10 (1,045 votes) at the time of this post. I'll take the average viewers opinion over those stuffy critics any day. Fact is, ratings on IMDB are going to reflect the opinions of people who like movies like this, and who WANTED to go see the new Rambo in the first place. Critics always trash movies like this, because they don't know how to enjoy a mindlessly violent thrill ride :)
- Ozzsanity, on 01/25/2008, -3/+14Is he a Scientoligist is really the only thing that is important.
- z3r0c0O1, on 01/25/2008, -3/+14Rambo > Xenu.
- inactive, on 01/25/2008, -5/+14Rambo will never come close to being better than the Terminator
- Jewbacca311, on 01/25/2008, -1/+10In COD 4 I have a custom class called "Rambo". Main weapon: M60 with double tap and deep penetration; shoot only from the hip. I start every match by saying:
"In town you are the law, out here it's me. Don't push it, don't push it or I'll give you a war you won't believe. Let it go, just let it go......." - ddawggin, on 01/25/2008, -0/+8Sounds like my mom wrote that. Excessive violence is never not entertaining. This is America.
- inactive, on 01/25/2008, -0/+8Omg UHF... I haven't seen that thing in at least 15 years.
"Supplies!" - calon9, on 01/25/2008, -0/+8He brings the realism back to this side of exaggerated, which is great. But the first movies of die hard, rambo, terminator, were all on the good side of that line too.
- DrDragun, on 01/25/2008, -0/+7Can Rambo divide by zero?
- danielsan1701, on 01/25/2008, -4/+11I have to wonder how much Cracked was paid to write this article that just happens to declare Rambo the baddest on the release date of the movie.
- atb112, on 01/25/2008, -2/+8Haha this just made my Friday morning, thanks!
- Stigdebois, on 01/25/2008, -2/+8Rambo would kick the ***** out of Van Gogh.
- diggB, on 01/25/2008, -0/+6Bruce Campbell. Cuts his hand off and replaces it with a chainsaw to fight an entire army of undead. How ***** bad-ass is that?
"Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun. " - Ash - bigtizzle, on 01/25/2008, -1/+7They've got some of their details about the films a bit incorrect, but since it's a tribute to the greatest action hero ever I'll let it slide.
- masterm1nd, on 01/25/2008, -0/+6Right, because now we aren't obsessed with him and don't think he is a God because we found out he is religious.
- JimmyIkon, on 01/25/2008, -0/+6The Chuck Norris thing is funny (or was) because he's not really a bad ass. You see an actor in a cheesy show. Rambo, on the other hand, is a bad ass.
- dunnylovehun, on 01/25/2008, -6/+12Wow, I've always been partial to Van Gogh but the image on the last page may be the greatest painting I've ever seen. I think I may have myself painted in that same position, or at the very least look into changing my coat of arms so that it somehow involves Rambo riding a horse whilst holding a cross bow at the ready...
- jstohler, on 01/25/2008, -0/+5No, but Frank Stallone is.
- inactive, on 01/25/2008, -0/+5the line is:
"I could have killed 'em all, I could kill you. In town you're the law, out here it's me. Don't push it. Don't push it or I'll give you a war you won't believe. Let it go. Let it go. " - paintpro, on 01/25/2008, -3/+7Man, I liked Die Hard: With a Vengeance. It had everything the first ones had and even tied back into the original story. On top of that, it had an edgy black guy. F**k you cracked.
- DrDragun, on 01/25/2008, -1/+5How can you make such a statement?! NERD RAGE NERD RAGE
- typicalusername, on 01/25/2008, -0/+4Bourne would be a bad ass if you could tell what the ***** he was doing the last 2 movies. All you see is a blur and assume it's action, it's a lot different than the first movie (which was actually good).
- mortigon, on 01/25/2008, -2/+6Rambo wouldnt be anything in an Urban area.
John Mclaine > Rambo outside of the woods - minnymoo, on 01/25/2008, -0/+4don't kid yourself.
- vcleniuk, on 01/25/2008, -0/+3Where's Rambo IV: Rambo vs. Predator ?? I might pay to see that...
Dugg for Cracked.com - inactive, on 01/25/2008, -0/+3Thats what happens when you let sissies review your movies for you.
- EntropyGun, on 01/25/2008, -1/+4Correct. Plus, unlike Stallone, Willis and the Schwarz, most of his movies were actually good.
- inactive, on 01/25/2008, -0/+3HAHAHA.
"Today, we teach dogs how to fly!" - bigtizzle, on 01/25/2008, -0/+3*Don't* push it, I believe is the line. . .
- typicalusername, on 01/25/2008, -0/+3I've got one word for that painting... In-*****-credible. The only thing that would be better is a picture of Rambo jumping out of some sort of plane or hunting down a human with his knife.
- Annon, on 01/25/2008, -0/+3Does anybody know where I can get a print of that painting? It is ***** incredible.
- fakebooker, on 01/30/2008, -0/+3Stallone badassness on film- a Top 10: http://www.scene-stealers.com/top-10/top-10-stallo ...
- bioskope, on 01/25/2008, -0/+3spawn movie hero no way? maybe the baddest comic hero. The movie sucked
- ryan83189, on 01/25/2008, -0/+3These floors are dirty as hell, and I'm not gonna take it any more!
- MRintheKeys, on 01/25/2008, -0/+2Don't you know the Dewey Decimal System?
- KMartSheriff, on 01/25/2008, -0/+2Amen.
- solid12345, on 01/25/2008, -1/+3Rambo still made the right choice, it was all worth it to beat those evil commies!
- yfguitarist, on 01/25/2008, -1/+3I'm not liberal and the movie looks awful.
- mortigon, on 01/25/2008, -0/+2exactly... why would a Rambo movie involve any type of symbolism or though provoking plot line. Just have Rambo stab the bad guy in the eye while jumping out of a tree and we'll all be happy.
- Dragular, on 01/25/2008, -0/+2The only time McClaine was actually in the streets, it took Samuel Jackson in order to help him. Rambo would just need a gray tarp instead of a brown one.
- packman86, on 01/25/2008, -0/+2spamming *****!! thats what you are!!!1!
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