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- sockpuppets, on 07/09/2009, -3/+67I put on my robe and wizard hat. I caress my mouse playfully as I click on your bulging front page submission, transporting me into a world of of *****-erotic mystery, lust and forbidden desire.
I digg you up in a way you've never been dugg before. - Jabrams2, on 07/09/2009, -5/+64I'm not even remotely homophobic, but there were at least a half dozen times during Lord of the Rings where I was thinking, what the hell is going on there with Sam and Frodo.
- EnTaroTassadar, on 07/09/2009, -2/+46I found out my ex used to write fanfics. She wrote some gay LotR fanfic with Frodo and Sam. I scanned through it and said "This isn't a fanfic. This ***** just about actually happened."
- Perk, on 07/09/2009, -1/+39All of Top Gun is gay:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHklGtW3rwU - bci84, on 07/09/2009, -4/+40300: as soon as it starts.
- Squigy, on 07/09/2009, -5/+36Well everybody knows Frodo and Sam end up together, right?
- inactive, on 07/09/2009, -3/+27*****, if this is gonna be that kind of party, I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes.
- serif69, on 07/09/2009, -3/+23I just made fun of Lord of the Rings so hard I made some super geek puke all over the counter.
- merreborn, on 07/09/2009, -1/+20Men can be emotionally attached to each other without sexual attraction.
You'll understand once you hit puberty. - PointGiven, on 07/09/2009, -2/+19Y tu mama tambien literally turns from a straight flick into a gay once in the space of one scene.
- neillawson, on 07/09/2009, -2/+17I'm so gay it's not even funny.
- zephc, on 07/09/2009, -0/+15Lost Boys sweaty sax guy as a convenient animated GIF: http://thighswideshut.org/videos/sax.gif
- jeexbit, on 07/09/2009, -0/+14Videos included - Just in case you didn't enough of those "uncomfortable homoerotic moments" the first time around...
- inactive, on 07/09/2009, -0/+13I really don't see how feeling emotionally connected with/hugging your guy friend means that you want to put it in his butt. I think that's a rather gigantic leap.
- KrayzieKyd, on 07/09/2009, -0/+13They're not called "buddy flicks" for nothing.
- Xaevier, on 07/09/2009, -0/+13In LOTRs defense back when the book was written it wasn't as socially O_o for guys to be more emotionally open with each other.
- styx31989, on 07/09/2009, -0/+12If your THAT gay, I'm sure it is funny.
- sockpuppets, on 07/09/2009, -0/+11He's so gay I became gay just by reading that.
- bossm4n, on 07/09/2009, -0/+10Planes, Trains and Automobiles-
Where's your other hand?
In between two pillows.
Those aren't pillows! - Amadeus2490, on 07/09/2009, -0/+10In most European cultures, it's generally acceptable for guys to be more open with their emotions, hug their best friend and tell them they love him; It's just understood that this isn't at all a SEXUAL or ROMANTIC love. . .but when Americans see this, they're like "lol Fags!"
- winmywii, on 07/09/2009, -0/+9For the noobs: http://www.bash.org/?104383
- inactive, on 07/09/2009, -0/+8Both guys being naked with erections is sexual. Hugging is not. I know plenty of guys who hug their friends and love their friends dearly.
They are not gay.
It is insulting to think that emotional endearment between them means they want to screw each other. And I am not implying that homosexuality is insulting - I imply it in the sense that if I (a female) were to give a guy a hug and someone comments, "So what does that mean? You want to suck his d*** now?" I would be insulted.
It's out of line. - Samurai77, on 07/09/2009, -1/+8What about Deliverance, that went way gay.
- jm5chn, on 07/09/2009, -1/+8Sword Fight!!
- CoreyTamas, on 07/09/2009, -0/+7Yeah, I was gonna mention that. All the fuss over Wolverine fighting with Deadpool and how gay that is seems sort of pale by comparison.
Definitely caught me by surprise. - techdever, on 07/09/2009, -0/+7Hey Lemon, still think I'm gayer than the volleyball scene in Top Gun? I'm so mad only thing I can do is dance...
- bipolarruledout, on 07/09/2009, -0/+7In all seriousness these type inclinations are most recognized by western culture which is overly gender centric. Other cultures recognize that strong friendships do not necessarily imply sexual attraction.
- tallguyg, on 07/09/2009, -0/+6Baseketball anyone? When Matt and Trey lock tongues after they make up. I don't think it gets much gayer than that.
- Gee1004, on 07/09/2009, -2/+8Terminator movies when Arnold is naked
- omgwtflawl, on 07/09/2009, -8/+14Top Gun? Why is that in a "Straight movies turning gay" list?
What's next, Brokeback Mountain? - Lain1k, on 07/09/2009, -0/+6Seriously. When they said that the movie had amazing visuals I agreed on two levels.
- Bekey, on 07/09/2009, -0/+6HAHA...the Rocky one is sooooo funny! The music...and Sly's face when he's running. That downs syndrome face...REEAAAAAARRRRGGGHHHH!
- zantos420, on 07/09/2009, -0/+5Where do we keep the mop and bucket so I can have Elias go clean it up?
- calmwriter, on 07/09/2009, -1/+6I'll throw Pineapple Express out there.
Stoner movie; check. Bromance; totally. - EtherGnat, on 07/09/2009, -0/+5Not that there's anything wrong with that.
- merreborn, on 07/09/2009, -0/+5That was magical.
Thank you. - killerkabuki, on 07/09/2009, -2/+7They forgot "Wet Hot American Summer"....I guess it could've been expected from the folks that brought us MTV's "The State".
- KrayzieKyd, on 07/09/2009, -0/+4lol
- elektraprotege, on 07/09/2009, -9/+13Bwah! I remember watching the LotR movies in theatres and wondering if my mom was picking up on the homosexual subtext. But nope. The only thing she ever said a very innocent, "Wow so Frodo and Sam are best friends, right? I don't wanna miss a thing." She has trouble following North American movies sometimes because English isn't her first language. I just nodded in reply.
- inactive, on 07/09/2009, -3/+7not when you add alcohol to the mix. then it's hide the sausage and hope you're too drunk to remember.
- OdinThor, on 07/09/2009, -1/+5If both guys are both naked with an erection, it is not so much a gigantic leap.
- passedoutghost, on 07/10/2009, -0/+4It's called a bromance.
- Disc2day, on 07/09/2009, -0/+3how about Billy elliot??? oh wait.
- rakovlam, on 07/09/2009, -0/+3That's not even the most homoerotic part of Rocky III. That would be when Apollo asks Rocky to wear his shorts.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JGSKjvpfBY - adorkable81, on 07/09/2009, -0/+3300 should take the second spot... after Top Gun
The scene of Frodor and SAM in LOTR is pretty gay - xsecretfiles, on 07/09/2009, -0/+3" Xerxes clearly intends for Leonidas to be the bottom. So what’s the problem?"
Nobody takes on a 7 foot gorilla and lives to tell...NOBODY - NamesTwister, on 07/09/2009, -0/+3What's taters master?
- inactive, on 07/09/2009, -1/+4He's so gay I also became gay just reading that, too...
...but still feel straight compared to him, because *that's* just how gay he is. - Spacejack, on 07/09/2009, -0/+3It's really an issue with the presentation in the Jackson films specifically. To get really specific, it's a problem with Elijah Wood's narrow-ass acting range. But it's also in combination with editing, music cues, etc.
A little careful editing could have made those emotional moments less dependent on soulful looks into each other's eyes. - inactive, on 07/09/2009, -1/+4Here's an easy way to tell:
Let's say you're watching a kung-fu flick. Two guys are fighting, they're all sweaty, all that stuff.
If the ONE guy suddenly starts ejaculating into the other's face/mouth while the recipient is encouraging it... your movie just turned gay. -
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