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- BurningSand, on 06/25/2009, -1/+37Me too.
- Whitecoolie, on 06/25/2009, -3/+24Have to agree with the UK on this one...sex is a lot easier to look at than someone using drugs.
- diggan8, on 06/25/2009, -1/+17don't we all?
- angusm, on 06/25/2009, -1/+12The big danger is that the movies will make glue-sniffing look cool and sophisticated, and then everyone will want to do it. For example ...
INTERIOR -- DAY
Members-only Bar, Hotel Metropole, Monaco. JAMES BOND, wearing a tuxedo, enters the bar, the keys to his Aston-Martin in his hand. He looks around the room, then takes a seat at the bar. A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN at a nearby table looks up as he sits down.
BARMAN: What will monsieur have?
BOND: Plastic bag, glue. Straight up.
BARMAN: Which brand does monsieur prefer? We have Loctite, Elmers, Versachem ...
BOND: Elmers. The Multi-Purpose Flooring Adhesive. The 2007 formula, I think.
BARMAN: Very good, sir.
The BARMAN reaches under the bar and produces a gallon jug of Elmers, from which he pours glue into a torn potato chip packet. He hands it to BOND, who buries his nose in it and inhales deeply.
BOND: Huuhhhh huuuuhh .... ahhhhh ....
He sits up. His face is flushed, and as the camera zooms in we see that his nose is red and there are sores on his lips. His eyes are unfocused.
BARMAN: Acceptable, monsieur?
BOND: (breathing heavily) Uhhh .... uhhh ... oh ...
The BEAUTIFUL WOMAN approaches the bar. She wears a sleeveless evening dress, strategically cut to reveal the curve of her full breasts and the long lines of her exquisite thighs. She runs one perfectly manicured hand down BOND's arm.
WOMAN: May I join you?
BOND looks up suspiciously. He hugs his plastic bag of glue towards him protectively. At last he nods.
BOND: If you wish.
WOMAN: (seductively) Elmers ... a strong, masculine flavor. An obvious choice for a strong ... masculine ... man. For myself, I prefer something a little more ... piquant. Georges - a double cyanoacrylate, if you please.
BARMAN: At once, mademoiselle.
WOMAN: So, monsieur, what brings you to Monaco?
BOND eyes her glassily for a moment, then falls off his stool. He tries to stand up, but then collapses again, overturning a table as he goes down. The camera follows him as he crawls across the carpet and vomits copiously into a potted palm tree. - inferno10, on 06/25/2009, -0/+10Looks like I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue.
- PowderedToasty, on 06/25/2009, -0/+10I think the better question is, if 1 out of 10000 people are dopey enough to be influenced to do something stupid after seeing it in a movie, should the other 9999 reasonable people be prevented from seeing that movie because of one idiot?
- jbird32275, on 06/25/2009, -0/+8For future reference: you don't have to specify "human *****", we know what you mean. At least we thought we did before you felt the need to be so specific.
- rocknog, on 06/25/2009, -0/+6I really don't think anyone in the history of everything has ever been influenced by a movie to have sex. That's like saying a movie influenced someone to eat, or breathe regularly. It comes naturally. I think biology does far more to influence people to have sex. When you're a hormonal teenager with those urges constantly running through your head, you really don't need much in the way of "inspiration."
- icegoddess13, on 06/25/2009, -2/+8With a name like uk no wonder he/she doesn't get much sex.
- MrSkills, on 06/25/2009, -0/+5Magnificent.
- manjas8, on 06/25/2009, -0/+4more like greatest show
- donkevin, on 06/25/2009, -0/+3Best glue-sniffing scene I've ever seen.
- manjas8, on 06/25/2009, -0/+3I want more sex and MORE glue sniffing.
- Phasmorphage, on 06/25/2009, -0/+3Glue: LEGALIZE AND TAX FOR REVENUE!
- inactive, on 06/25/2009, -0/+3I guess that's one way to keep you and your wife inseparable.
- Archfiend, on 06/25/2009, -0/+3Say that to Captain Riker when he wants alien *****.
- LQQK, on 06/25/2009, -0/+2Actually, the two mix perfectly together
- teamr, on 06/25/2009, -0/+2I dunno why but this made me lol
- Wootinator, on 06/25/2009, -0/+2i laughed :D
- kitkat102, on 06/25/2009, -0/+2Always had to laugh at the American system.
Blood and gore all over the place - fine.
Beheadings, limbs lost - no problem.
Torture, kidnappings - bring it on.
One bare nipple - all hell breaks loose, people take to the streets and the politicians and media go berserk.
Mind, since Mary Whitehouse we've not been a whole lot better over here in the UK. Too many sanctimonious do-gooder unelected guardians of our morals around. Go guard something else - I can look after my own morals thankyou very much. - copypastry, on 06/25/2009, -3/+5What the world needs now
Is glue, sweet glue - Gloony, on 06/26/2009, -0/+2Better than 80% of the movies released over the last 24 months.
- rmxz, on 06/25/2009, -0/+2Even for kids this would seem reasonable.
When my kids are teenagers, I'd rather they had sex than sniffed glue, shot people, or all the other stuff depicted in kids movies.
Even a system like "if it shows anything illegal, make it rated R. if it doesn't, make it PG13 or lower" seems to me would be healthier than the current US system. - boredco, on 06/25/2009, -0/+2I can't speak for everyone over here, but I'm going to have to give you a polite but firm 'thanks but no thanks'
- inactive, on 06/25/2009, -0/+2from a logical point of view huffing kills more kids than ***** does.
- kyle212, on 06/25/2009, -0/+1Amen brother.
- chaosatom, on 06/25/2009, -1/+2me three, mate.
- STBAT25, on 06/25/2009, -0/+1The MPAA needs to change the ratings system in the U.S. again and get rid of NC-17 and add 18+. They have to admit that NC-17 has failed, it was supposed to give directors the ability to have more adult content but still be able to get their movies into theaters. That hasn't worked and the longer they deny that the longer we get movies that have to be cut because the large theater chains won't show those movies. But the theaters need to do their jobs too and actually card people before they let them into those movies or you'll have parents up in arms because little Suzy pure pussy saw a mans dick.
- nepidae, on 06/26/2009, -0/+1"Look, Dee, I can't explain it, there's just some weird chemical reaction when you mix cat food, beer, and glue, it makes you feel really sick and tired, and you're able to fall asleep."
- jbird32275, on 06/25/2009, -0/+1I'll cross that bridge when I come to it. You, however, have to specify. Because I know you've never played with human *****.
Now take the Star Trek uniform off and leave it in your mom's basement so she can wash the "internet stains" out. - inactive, on 06/25/2009, -1/+2we know about British tarts,
we love em - manjas8, on 06/25/2009, -0/+1you're not doing it right then, they go together like mac and cheese
- PlusTheBear, on 06/25/2009, -1/+2It's always sunny is such a sick show
- weister42, on 06/25/2009, -1/+2Boobs? Good time. Glue-sniffing!? THAT'S MADNESS
But seriously I'd try to find a pair of human ***** to play with before I go sniff glue. - Sinn3r, on 06/25/2009, -0/+1Jesus, even smack-heads look down on glue-sniffers.
- astyguy, on 06/25/2009, -4/+5glue ... u cannot put it down ....
- inactive, on 06/25/2009, -0/+1I'll give the UK more sex.
- donkevin, on 06/25/2009, -0/+1Are you counting STDs too?
Granted, we need better sex ed in most places to demonstrate to teens that safe sex is better. - PlusTheBear, on 06/25/2009, -0/+1***** you for using a better word and getting more diggs therein making me the loser who gets dugg down on this post...
- inactive, on 06/25/2009, -3/+3The two don't mix well together.
- Innergate2009, on 07/07/2009, -0/+0I want more sex in my life. bcoz sex has beautiful feeling.
- inactive, on 06/25/2009, -0/+0"it looks like I picked the wrong to stop sniffing glue" Airplane
- zadadka, on 06/25/2009, -1/+1Glue-sniffing?...sheesh, I thought kids had left that foolishness behind way back in the eighties....
- Meesher, on 06/25/2009, -1/+0More nudity, less violence please.
Sorry, I didn't realize this was a discussion about movies. - Hetman, on 06/25/2009, -2/+1Beware of hieni trolls that is all I am going to say. No want wants to lose there junk to the hands of a hieni trool.
- perroboy, on 06/25/2009, -1/+0yeah, especially because you can't tell me their having any less sex WITH all the glue-sniffing - it's just that the babies are all a bit thick!
- copypastry, on 06/25/2009, -3/+1♫♫
I'm stuck on you
Been a fool too long I guess it's time for me to come on home
Guess I'm on my way
So hard to see
That adhesive like you could wait around for a man like me
Guess I'm on my way
Mighty glad you stayed
♫♫ - executorzz, on 06/25/2009, -4/+1if you're over 18 who the ***** cares about this article. Nowadays, if you're under 18 with the internet why the ***** do you care about this article? It's not like we are restricted to mom's lingerie brochure anymore...Just another reason for some ***** to complain about the US again and go on some blah blah blah puritanical blah blah rant.
- gmuslera, on 06/25/2009, -7/+2Movies could influence people, create culture, etc, specially if you aren't adult enough (for some could be little distance from saying that i.e. Hannibal Lecter was cool to try to emulate him). Movies that directly or indirectly promote drugs (even smoking), or glorifies violence, could affect very negatively some watchers, and people around them. Current ratings enables movies for under 18 that shows killing, drug abuse (and having fun while that), torture, robbery, rape, etc, while you dont use f-words or show *****.
If a movie influence you to have sex, is not that bad, you had already or will have, is normal life. But what if influences you to kill, steal, or become a drug addict? - joejitsu, on 06/25/2009, -8/+0Damn, I wanted less sex and more glue sniffing.



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