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- titlesaysitall, on 10/12/2007, -2/+65(Insert quote from the article we all just read here)
- KMehthas, on 11/13/2007, -1/+29I dugg this because it gave me a "late-night half-drunk giggle" session
"In his pants you will find a new definition of pain and suffering" - Soniti, on 10/12/2007, -6/+33Dugg, but it kind of gets old after the first 20 or so..
~Soniti - UGM2099, on 10/12/2007, -0/+17I remember when every web page looked like this.
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -3/+14Luke, I am your pants.
- zohar, on 10/12/2007, -1/+12That blast came from the pants! That thing's operational!
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -1/+12Another popular game:
Take a movie title and replace one word with "midget"- hours of laughs! - BlackCow, on 10/12/2007, -0/+11Austin Powers: The Midget Who Shagged Me
Midgets on a Plane - D4r7h3v1l, on 10/12/2007, -2/+11"Midget"
- Stonedonkey, on 10/12/2007, -2/+11"I want them alive. No pants." -Vader
Oh god, I can't stop crying. - omnithought, on 10/12/2007, -1/+10We used to do this with LOTR. "Gondor has no pants! Gondor NEEDS no pants!!"
- nugge7, on 10/12/2007, -6/+15Replace "pants" with "*****." That should keep you entertained more.
- Petarded, on 10/12/2007, -0/+9Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Midget
- gb506, on 10/12/2007, -1/+9high plains midget
lock stock and two smoking midgets
2001 - a space midget
the good, the bad, and the midget
a fist full of midgets - kanavulator, on 10/12/2007, -0/+7This isn't quite as good as replacing the word wand with wang in Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's/Philosopher's Stone:
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"Why aren't you supposed to do magic?" asked Harry.
"Oh, well -- I was at Hogwarts meself but I -- er -- got expelled, ter tell yeh the truth. In me third year. They snapped me wang in half an' everything
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A magic wang... this was what Harry had been really looking forward to.
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"Yes, yes. I thought I'd be seeing you soon. Harry Potter." It wasn't a question. "You have your mother's eyes. It seems only yesterday she was in here herself, buying her first wang. Ten and a quarter inches long, swishy, made of willow. Nice wang for charm work."
"Your father, on the other hand, favored a mahogany wang. Eleven inches. "
--
Harry took the wang. He felt a sudden warmth in his fingers. He raised the wang above his head, brought it swishing down through the dusty air and a stream of red and gold sparks shot from the end like a firework, throwing dancing spots of light on to the walls
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"Oh, move over," Hermione snarled. She grabbed Harry's wang, tapped the lock, and whispered, 'Alohomora!"
--
The troll couldn't feel Harry hanging there, but even a troll will notice if you stick a long bit of wood up its nose, and Harry's wang had still been in his hand when he'd jumped - it had gone straight up one of the troll's nostrils.
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He bent down and pulled his wang out of the troll's nose. It was covered in what looked like lumpy gray glue.
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He ran onto the field as you fell, waved his wang, and you sort of slowed down before you hit the ground. Then he whirled his wang at the dementors. Shot silver stuff at them.
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"Yes," Harry said, gripping his wang very tightly, and moving into the middle of the deserted classroom. He tried to keep his mind on flying, but something else kept intruding.... Any second now, he might hear his mother again... but he shouldn't think that, or he would hear her again, and he didn't want to... or did he?
--
Something silver-white, something enormous, erupted from the end of his wang
Then, with a sigh, he raised his wang and prodded the silvery substance with its tip.
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'Get - off - me!' Harry gasped. For a few seconds they struggled, Harry pulling at his uncles sausage-like fingers with his left hand, his right maintaining a firm grip on his raised wang. - Curufir, on 10/12/2007, -0/+6"Snow white and the seven Little People"
Disney films must appear politically correct at all times...fear the Disney lawyers. - mancat, on 10/12/2007, -1/+7replace pants with batmobile.
- slammerama, on 10/12/2007, -3/+8I agree. Funny at first, then just wondering what they were smoking to even think about doing this.
- webcrumb, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5Full Metal Midget
Clockwork Midget
The Midget Identity
Minority Midget / Midget Report
Midget Instinct - inactive, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4Brokeback Midget
- omaryak, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4"Chewie and me got into a lot of pants more heavily guarded than this." Come on, you have to appreciate that. Reminds me of the style of David Letterman, whose production company is... Worldwide Pants.
- elnerdo, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3Alternate to Midgets on a plane is
Snakes on a Midget! - jonnyeh, on 10/12/2007, -1/+4I could swear this bit is as old as the internet itself, dugg anyway
- monkeyboy7706, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3The man with the golden midget
the midget who loved me
midget to kill
diamonds are for midgets
midgets are forever
never say midget again - redxii, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3Midgets in Black
- sperte, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3I read through half of them and laughed out loud several times. Still, any Star Wars fan would be able to notice some of the quotes required more than one-word substitution.
- omnithought, on 10/12/2007, -1/+3It's not missing anymore!
- MadChicken, on 10/12/2007, -1/+3I have altered the pants. Pray I don't alter them any further.
- Stwo, on 10/12/2007, -11/+13You came in those pants? You're braver than I thought.
- KittenCrush, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2"You rebel pants."
- WumpusWorld, on 10/12/2007, -1/+2Bear in mind that it's the 'British' use of pants (underwear)
- ollj, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1In all the episodes noone ever says someting like "R2, open the door" ?
- johnnydanger, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Can't be any worse than what Lucas has done to it.
- diggette, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1i love the word pants. why...i will never know. nice to see that i have company.
- Omniarch, on 10/12/2007, -5/+6The word 'pants' has now lost all meaning to my ears.
- dralezero, on 10/12/2007, -1/+2Never understood this mindless speaking of the word pants. Ill just leave its amusings to freshmen. Never understood it then either.
- mistapotta, on 10/12/2007, -1/+2You are part of the rebel alliance and a traitor. Take her pants!
- omnithought, on 10/12/2007, -2/+3I can't believe this was missing:
"But I was gonna go to Toshi Station to pick up some power pants!" - musntSurfatWork, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0Natalie Portman: 'You're breaking my pants!'
Join the Dark Pants
Shawshank Midget, Snow white and the 7 midgets, The Lion Midget, L.O.T.M, The midget and the furious, Midget number slevin, midget returns, midget2 - fred954, on 10/10/2007, -0/+0The word pants related to this article is very funny. shirt could have been the same just like apparel and shoes on http://www.merchandizeliquidators.com/Closeouts-Clothing.htm
- idonthack, on 10/12/2007, -2/+2"The emperor asks the impossible. I need more pants."
"Search your pants, you know it to be true."
"I want them alive. No pants."
"I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants." - ggko, on 10/12/2007, -4/+4As I type,
"Governor Tarkin, I should have expected to find you holding Vader's pants"
is simultaneously both #6 and #107 on the list. - HotGore, on 10/12/2007, -6/+4Your pants can deceive you, don't trust them.
- vonskippy, on 10/12/2007, -7/+5Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha.
That would have been soooooooooo very funny ... if I was 6 years old. - Satertek, on 10/12/2007, -11/+8Failure, they changed 2 words there. Actual quote: "You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought." Everyone now bury as inaccurate :p
- noouch, on 10/12/2007, -4/+1omg nerdsechs!
- sinalco, on 10/12/2007, -6/+3Stupid, but funny in a it's-late-but-I'm-too-tired-to-think-clearly sort of way.
- pizzaman, on 10/12/2007, -6/+2The pants will be down in moments, sir, you can begin your landing.
"Slimey? My pants this is." -Yoda - Anth, on 10/12/2007, -12/+6Funny. Dugg.
- badken, on 10/12/2007, -7/+1Welcome to 2004.
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