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Top 10 Sexually Suggestive Lines From the Star Wars Trilogy

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  • Ocelot13, on 04/29/2008, -15/+152

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  • DeadSkinMask, on 04/29/2008, -3/+121Dugg for the "Darkside of the Death Star" pic.
  • bosssmiley, on 04/29/2008, -11/+88Older than the Internet. Saw that list in 1996.
  • doctechnical, on 04/29/2008, -1/+69Given how we found out in Episode 1 that the Force isn't so much a religion or philosophy as it is an STD, some of these make a lot of sense.
  • Spectre77, on 04/29/2008, -2/+50I wrote an email to the webmaster of dayofthejedi.com saying "bosssmiley has seen this article already, please remove it". They send their deepest apologies and will take it down ASAP
  • shadowmoose, on 04/29/2008, -5/+47Those were pretty bad... who's digging this crap?
  • IEatHamburgers, on 04/29/2008, -3/+42Hate to break it to you but you completely ruined that line. It goes like this: "Great, kid! Don't get penisy!"
  • amanilaenvelope, on 04/29/2008, -8/+35i think the true top ten are
    10)"Shes's gonna blow!"
    9)"Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?"
    8)"I never knew I had it in me."
    7)"Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!"
    6)"Control, control! You must learn control!"
    5)"But now we must eat. Cum, good food, cumm.."
    4)"Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?"
    3)"Back door, huh? Good idea!"
    2)"Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?"
    1)"Grab me, Chewie. I'm slipping -- hold on. Grab it, almost... you almost got it. Gently now, all right, easy, easy, hold me Chewie."
    and their bonus
    Vader: "My son is with them."
    Emperor: "Are you sure?"
    Vader: "I have... felt him... my master"
    Emperor: "...strange that I have not..."
  • rambokilla, on 04/29/2008, -16/+40"Don't get to penisy kid!"
  • Owwmykneecap, on 04/29/2008, -2/+25"Would you like a *****, Han?" - Chewbacca


    I never heard that first time around...
  • drunknmunky1, on 04/29/2008, -1/+20Star Wars + Sex = Front Page
  • mikkee07, on 04/29/2008, -7/+25"Hey, point that thing somewhere else!"
  • z3r0c0O1, on 04/29/2008, -0/+18*Gets ready for people to repeat what we all just read.....*
  • Entroper, on 04/29/2008, -0/+15I remember doing this on God-knows-what in Netscape 2.0 on my 14.4 kbps modem in Windows 3.1 on my 386.
  • inferno10, on 04/29/2008, -0/+15Are my eyes deceiving me? A top 10 list that spans only ONE page?!? On top of that, MULTIPLE top 10 lists on a SINGLE page?!?
  • trogdor282, on 04/29/2008, -0/+13Inaccurate too. For example, the actual line is:
    WEDGE: I'm hit! I can't stay with you.
    LUKE: Get clear, Wedge. You can't do any more good back there!
  • threemagic, on 04/29/2008, -5/+18What about, "I bet she gives great helmet. "?
  • amanilaenvelope, on 04/29/2008, -3/+16you made me be this guy
    "Don't get TOO penisy!"
  • BlueTunicLink, on 04/29/2008, -0/+12Dark side of the that's no moon
  • PhilThePhenom, on 04/29/2008, -1/+12Number 7 on Empire is a bit of a stretch.
  • dhVyse, on 04/29/2008, -4/+15Childish, at best.
  • killbert24, on 04/29/2008, -1/+11That was amusing.
  • flawedprefect, on 04/29/2008, -0/+10My favourite is not there.. YET AGAIN. But Probably cos when C3PO says "One more direct hit to the hind-quarters and we're done for!" it's pretty gay.
  • nnagflar, on 04/29/2008, -3/+13Honestly? We're now scouring Star Wars dialog for sexually lines? Really? I mean, really?
  • Borgcube636, on 04/29/2008, -1/+10There he is! I knew I'd see Ackbar somewhere in the comments!
  • TEHxINTERWEBS, on 04/29/2008, -3/+12"Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?"

    Oh Yoda you rascal...
  • innocentsinner, on 04/29/2008, -2/+11And yet the quote is wrong either way.
  • amanilaenvelope, on 04/29/2008, -1/+9you had to be that guy.
  • t4k3n, on 04/29/2008, -2/+9ØGC I'm wearing a hat!
  • GlitchEnzo, on 04/29/2008, -0/+7 [waves hand] This isn't the comment thread you're looking for.
  • Quake120, on 04/29/2008, -2/+9OGC (has to be in caps to work)
    Turn your head to the left. Observe the newest internet meme.
  • SaladCactusKing, on 04/29/2008, -0/+7lolllllll at your avatar
  • Pfkninenines, on 04/29/2008, -0/+6Wow, how the hell is that supposed to be "Sexually Suggestive"?
  • Puisapres, on 04/29/2008, -1/+7Seriously, how did that not make the list?
  • cosmicr, on 04/29/2008, -0/+6I'm with bosssmiley, this IS actually older than the internet (well mainstream internet anyway), I can remember reading these all off my local bbs. Ahh I miss the days when you waited 5 minutes to download a tiny gif of cindy crawford.
  • XorpheusX, on 04/29/2008, -0/+6Why this one wasn't included, I have no idea: "You're all clear, kid! Now let's blow this thing and go home!"
  • TEHxINTERWEBS, on 04/29/2008, -0/+6slowpoke.jpg
  • NitrousFlare, on 04/29/2008, -0/+6Anything can be taken sexually.
  • timusca, on 04/29/2008, -6/+12"Luke, I am your Baby Daddy"
  • Myonosken, on 04/29/2008, -0/+5Only in Austria.
  • bdbr, on 04/29/2008, -1/+6They should put an age-appropriate "sexually suggestive" warning on these...a warning that you probably won't find most of them sexually suggestive if you're over the age of 13.
  • eaterofpies, on 04/29/2008, -1/+6that would mean that darth vader was the father of luke's child.
  • cerealjynx, on 04/29/2008, -0/+5Sweet, now lets hear the ones from Episodes 1-3! Oh wait, there were zero memorable lines from that movie.
    Seriously, even if I think about it all I keep coming back to is NOOOOOOOOO!
  • vashth3stampede, on 04/29/2008, -6/+11Star Wars / A New Hope

    10. "Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!"
    9. "Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?"
    8. "Put that thing away before you get us all killed."
    7. "You've got something jammed in here real good."
    6. "Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?"
    5. "You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."
    4. "Sorry about the mess..."
    3. "Look at the size of that thing!"
    2. "Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!"
    1. "She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid."

    The Empire Strikes Back

    10. "I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me."
    9. "Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?"
    8. "There's an awful lot of moisture in here."
    7. "But now we must eat. Cum, good food, cumm..."
    6. "That's okay, I'd like to keep it on manual control for a while."
    5. "Hurry up, golden-rod..."
    4. "I must've hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh kid?"
    3. "Possible he came in through the south entrance."
    2. "And I thought they smelled bad on the outside!"
    1. "Control, control! You must learn control!"

    Return of the Jedi

    10. "Hey, point that thing someplace else."
    9. "I look forward to completing your training. In time you will call me master."
    8. "I never knew I had it in me."
    7. "There is good in him, I've felt it."
    6. "Grab me, Chewie. I'm slipping -- hold on. Grab it, almost... you almost got it. Gently now, all right, easy, easy, hold me Chewie."
    5. "Hey, Luke, thanks for coming after me -- now I owe you one."
    4. "Back door, huh? Good idea!"
    3. "She's gonna blow!"
    2. "I think you'll fit in nicely."
    1. "Rise, my friend."

    But of course, one of the best is - "Wedge! Pull out! You're not doing any good back there!"

    And another bonus:
    Vader: "My son is with them."
    Emperor: "Are you sure?"
    Vader: "I have... felt him... my master"
    Emperor: "...strange that I have not..."
  • punkcat, on 04/29/2008, -0/+5i didn't care for the list, but he has a slave lea pillow fight link on his site. thats worth something.

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/eloketh/246151131/in/ ...
  • scottperezfox, on 04/29/2008, -0/+53. "Possible he came in through the south entrance." - brilliant.
  • Soave, on 04/29/2008, -2/+7No.

    Also, why is your left foot way bigger than your right stub-of-a-foot?
  • ceredron, on 04/29/2008, -0/+4Um, I hate to break it to you, but star wars fans can meet each other, and have akward sex. And have kids. Do you think every star wars fan was a bachelor? No, they also have spawn. And their spawn is today's battlestar galactica crowd.
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