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Top 10 Sexually Suggestive Lines From the Star Wars Trilogy

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  • rickastleyfan1, on 04/29/2008, -29/+5OGC!
    • dxgg, on 04/29/2008, -2/+1I read Digg. I get it.
    • Soave, on 04/29/2008, -2/+7No.

      Also, why is your left foot way bigger than your right stub-of-a-foot?
    • t4k3n, on 04/29/2008, -2/+9ØGC I'm wearing a hat!
      • Soave, on 04/29/2008, -0/+4Look at you being a badass and wearing it tipped to the side. Way to go! Hahah.
    • t4k3n, on 04/29/2008, -1/+2℗ GC = Fail... i have too much time..
  • mikkee07, on 04/29/2008, -7/+25"Hey, point that thing somewhere else!"
    • glinsvad, on 04/29/2008, -7/+5That's not what she said
    • Karna101, on 04/29/2008, -8/+2"But now we must eat. Cum, good food, cumm..."
    • joeydoo, on 04/29/2008, -3/+1RAGHHHHHHH THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!!!!! OVERLOAD!!!!
    • j1ggy, on 04/29/2008, -3/+1Heh... "Luke, who's your daddy?"
    • NCSUspoon, on 04/29/2008, -1/+5"Would someone get this walking carpet out of my way"
      • yaddayaddayoda, on 04/29/2008, -5/+2Is that a Wookie in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?
    • redheadguy719, on 04/29/2008, -1/+1"they came from beeehiiiiiiiiiind!!"
    • Yodwinder, on 04/29/2008, -0/+0Haha! That was so funny! Please tell us everything else we just read!
  • bosssmiley, on 04/29/2008, -11/+88Older than the Internet. Saw that list in 1996.
    • innocentsinner, on 04/29/2008, -1/+5Seriously.
    • trogdor282, on 04/29/2008, -0/+13Inaccurate too. For example, the actual line is:
      WEDGE: I'm hit! I can't stay with you.
      LUKE: Get clear, Wedge. You can't do any more good back there!
    • Spectre77, on 04/29/2008, -2/+50I wrote an email to the webmaster of dayofthejedi.com saying "bosssmiley has seen this article already, please remove it". They send their deepest apologies and will take it down ASAP
      • evanct, on 04/29/2008, -8/+4rewrite it to "everyone except spectre77 has seen this article already" and it'll be good
        • cesclaveria, on 04/29/2008, -1/+4lets see.. you write it and add: "except spectre77, cesclaveria, ..."

          come on people, write down your names evanct will send an email for us.
        • Burn, on 04/29/2008, -2/+3I'll happily join that list.
        • alexforcefive, on 04/29/2008, -1/+3I haven't seen it before, and also I would like it to stay online for future reference. Your plan has been foiled!
    • cosmicr, on 04/29/2008, -0/+6I'm with bosssmiley, this IS actually older than the internet (well mainstream internet anyway), I can remember reading these all off my local bbs. Ahh I miss the days when you waited 5 minutes to download a tiny gif of cindy crawford.
    • badfrog, on 04/29/2008, -0/+2While probably older than the Internet, I do have this in an old PINE mail archive from about 12 years ago. At least PINE is old school.
    • rawheadrex, on 04/29/2008, -1/+3More than 99% of everything that's ever been written in human history is older than the internet.

      *****, I guess it just means that none of them are worth reading or recommending to other people :-p
  • rambokilla, on 04/29/2008, -16/+40"Don't get to penisy kid!"
    • timusca, on 04/29/2008, -14/+2Family Guy FTW
    • IEatHamburgers, on 04/29/2008, -3/+42Hate to break it to you but you completely ruined that line. It goes like this: "Great, kid! Don't get penisy!"
    • amanilaenvelope, on 04/29/2008, -3/+16you made me be this guy
      "Don't get TOO penisy!"
  • timusca, on 04/29/2008, -6/+12"Luke, I am your Baby Daddy"
  • doctechnical, on 04/29/2008, -1/+69Given how we found out in Episode 1 that the Force isn't so much a religion or philosophy as it is an STD, some of these make a lot of sense.
  • DeadSkinMask, on 04/29/2008, -3/+121Dugg for the "Darkside of the Death Star" pic.
  • rouge568, on 04/29/2008, -9/+77So is the Death Star a prism or did the Emperor just come out of the closet?
  • TEHxINTERWEBS, on 04/29/2008, -3/+12"Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?"

    Oh Yoda you rascal...
  • amanilaenvelope, on 04/29/2008, -8/+35i think the true top ten are
    10)"Shes's gonna blow!"
    9)"Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?"
    8)"I never knew I had it in me."
    7)"Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!"
    6)"Control, control! You must learn control!"
    5)"But now we must eat. Cum, good food, cumm.."
    4)"Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?"
    3)"Back door, huh? Good idea!"
    2)"Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?"
    1)"Grab me, Chewie. I'm slipping -- hold on. Grab it, almost... you almost got it. Gently now, all right, easy, easy, hold me Chewie."
    and their bonus
    Vader: "My son is with them."
    Emperor: "Are you sure?"
    Vader: "I have... felt him... my master"
    Emperor: "...strange that I have not..."
    • Oramified, on 04/29/2008, -4/+1The bonus was the best one... I immediately started searching for the scene
    • BossKey, on 04/29/2008, -1/+5I was at a Star Wars Trilogy theater screening in the late 1990s and remember the audible snickering in the audience after Darth Vader said "I have felt him..."
    • mellenger, on 04/29/2008, -2/+2what about "He's got too much of his Father in him"
    • kmusser, on 04/29/2008, -1/+2You're number 1 there wins without a doubt.
  • killbert24, on 04/29/2008, -9/+3Obligatory "That's what she said!"
  • zosoIV, on 04/29/2008, -13/+2I remember doing this on 4chan last year.
    • Entroper, on 04/29/2008, -0/+15I remember doing this on God-knows-what in Netscape 2.0 on my 14.4 kbps modem in Windows 3.1 on my 386.
  • shadowmoose, on 04/29/2008, -5/+47Those were pretty bad... who's digging this crap?
  • Ocelot13, on 04/29/2008, -15/+152

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    • Borgcube636, on 04/29/2008, -1/+10There he is! I knew I'd see Ackbar somewhere in the comments!
    • Puisapres, on 04/29/2008, -1/+7Seriously, how did that not make the list?
  • lololol1, on 04/29/2008, -9/+2Great kid! Don't get Penisy!
  • Owwmykneecap, on 04/29/2008, -2/+25"Would you like a *****, Han?" - Chewbacca


    I never heard that first time around...
  • dhVyse, on 04/29/2008, -4/+15Childish, at best.
  • matt11885, on 04/29/2008, -1/+4....old
  • alclone, on 04/29/2008, -8/+1Obi wan: "Let the force guide you!"
  • theradical, on 04/29/2008, -10/+2ogc?
    • Quake120, on 04/29/2008, -2/+9OGC (has to be in caps to work)
      Turn your head to the left. Observe the newest internet meme.
      • Phil13, on 04/29/2008, -1/+5He could be a midget with a really long, curved penis.
        • cerealjynx, on 04/29/2008, -2/+2Lil' guy is gonna jizz in his own eye!
      • iofthestorm, on 04/29/2008, -0/+2This "new" meme is actually pretty old, me and my friends used it years ago. Wikipedia ftw!
  • z3r0c0O1, on 04/29/2008, -0/+18*Gets ready for people to repeat what we all just read.....*
    • MrFisty, on 04/29/2008, -0/+1They're just practicing for when the next Zero Punctuation clip is posted.
    • thealliedhacker, on 04/29/2008, -0/+1Don't look down...
  • vashth3stampede, on 04/29/2008, -6/+11Star Wars / A New Hope

    10. "Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!"
    9. "Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?"
    8. "Put that thing away before you get us all killed."
    7. "You've got something jammed in here real good."
    6. "Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?"
    5. "You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."
    4. "Sorry about the mess..."
    3. "Look at the size of that thing!"
    2. "Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!"
    1. "She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid."

    The Empire Strikes Back

    10. "I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me."
    9. "Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?"
    8. "There's an awful lot of moisture in here."
    7. "But now we must eat. Cum, good food, cumm..."
    6. "That's okay, I'd like to keep it on manual control for a while."
    5. "Hurry up, golden-rod..."
    4. "I must've hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh kid?"
    3. "Possible he came in through the south entrance."
    2. "And I thought they smelled bad on the outside!"
    1. "Control, control! You must learn control!"

    Return of the Jedi

    10. "Hey, point that thing someplace else."
    9. "I look forward to completing your training. In time you will call me master."
    8. "I never knew I had it in me."
    7. "There is good in him, I've felt it."
    6. "Grab me, Chewie. I'm slipping -- hold on. Grab it, almost... you almost got it. Gently now, all right, easy, easy, hold me Chewie."
    5. "Hey, Luke, thanks for coming after me -- now I owe you one."
    4. "Back door, huh? Good idea!"
    3. "She's gonna blow!"
    2. "I think you'll fit in nicely."
    1. "Rise, my friend."

    But of course, one of the best is - "Wedge! Pull out! You're not doing any good back there!"

    And another bonus:
    Vader: "My son is with them."
    Emperor: "Are you sure?"
    Vader: "I have... felt him... my master"
    Emperor: "...strange that I have not..."
    • bethehammer, on 04/29/2008, -0/+3i wish that i read this instead of that site - my eyes burn from the contrast between these sites
  • threemagic, on 04/29/2008, -5/+18What about, "I bet she gives great helmet. "?
  • drunknmunky1, on 04/29/2008, -1/+20Star Wars + Sex = Front Page
  • bluetytanium, on 04/29/2008, -2/+3lol, ambiguity.
  • TheMightySlouch, on 04/29/2008, -9/+0And no star wars fan gets any of these, because no star wars fan has ever been close enough to a vagina to understand.
    • ceredron, on 04/29/2008, -0/+4Um, I hate to break it to you, but star wars fans can meet each other, and have akward sex. And have kids. Do you think every star wars fan was a bachelor? No, they also have spawn. And their spawn is today's battlestar galactica crowd.
      • TheMightySlouch, on 04/29/2008, -0/+0and that is known as the circle of nerd life
  • louiebaur, on 04/29/2008, -1/+2This one is pretty good "There's an awful lot of moisture in here."
  • megaton, on 04/29/2008, -8/+3I'm not even a geek and that was the funniest thing I've read in weeks.

    (OK. I'm a geek. Not the point. That's what she said.)
  • cmuwriter, on 04/29/2008, -2/+23"Meesha waba jabbawocky, heh heh heh!" - Jabba

    Translation: I could go for some *****, some space *****, ha ha ha!
  • carrognia, on 04/29/2008, -3/+2OGC

    note the small lightsaber...
  • PhilThePhenom, on 04/29/2008, -1/+12Number 7 on Empire is a bit of a stretch.
    • Soave, on 04/29/2008, -1/+2(7. "But now we must eat. Cum, good food, cumm...")
    • davidrools, on 04/29/2008, -1/+3so are 1-10 on all 3 lists
  • nnagflar, on 04/29/2008, -3/+13Honestly? We're now scouring Star Wars dialog for sexually lines? Really? I mean, really?
    • SwitchXFactor, on 04/29/2008, -1/+1The whole "really? I mean, Really?" thing is so ***** played out, get over it.
  • bdbr, on 04/29/2008, -1/+6They should put an age-appropriate "sexually suggestive" warning on these...a warning that you probably won't find most of them sexually suggestive if you're over the age of 13.
  • XorpheusX, on 04/29/2008, -0/+6Why this one wasn't included, I have no idea: "You're all clear, kid! Now let's blow this thing and go home!"
    • schavira, on 04/29/2008, -0/+1That's my motto.

      HEY EVERYBODY LOOK ABOVE IT'S HOMESTAR GUNNER
  • comeong1, on 04/29/2008, -4/+0luke very gay you

    http://anonfictional.blogspot.com/
  • RudeTurnip, on 04/29/2008, -1/+4It would take a lot more than the Force to stretch some of those into suggestive lines.....buried.
  • punkcat, on 04/29/2008, -0/+5i didn't care for the list, but he has a slave lea pillow fight link on his site. thats worth something.

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/eloketh/246151131/in/ ...
    • pe5t1lence, on 04/29/2008, -0/+1Woo Hoo!
    • HomeSkillz, on 04/29/2008, -0/+1I really don't know about that new carpeting Jabba had installed in his palace.
  • dxgg, on 04/29/2008, -5/+3What about M*A*S*H, Six Feet Under, and Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
    • GlitchEnzo, on 04/29/2008, -0/+7 [waves hand] This isn't the comment thread you're looking for.
      • dxgg, on 04/29/2008, -0/+1D'oh! What happened? Must...slow...down...
  • OftEccentricity, on 04/29/2008, -5/+0Orrrr in one of the more recent movies, Revenge of the Sith:

    -Anakin finishes slaughtering Mace Windu. Kneels at feet of Emperor Palpetine-

    Emperor Palpetine: "The force is STRONNNNG with you!"
  • scottperezfox, on 04/29/2008, -0/+53. "Possible he came in through the south entrance." - brilliant.
  • NitrousFlare, on 04/29/2008, -0/+6Anything can be taken sexually.
  • arlok789, on 04/29/2008, -1/+3Sister.... You have a Twin Sister....
  • cerealjynx, on 04/29/2008, -0/+5Sweet, now lets hear the ones from Episodes 1-3! Oh wait, there were zero memorable lines from that movie.
    Seriously, even if I think about it all I keep coming back to is NOOOOOOOOO!
    • cerealjynx, on 04/29/2008, -0/+1these movies, I mean.
      This is what happens when you digg at work, kiddies!
  • BRapscallion, on 04/29/2008, -0/+1"You're a feisty little one, but you'll soon learn some respect."
  • EVILKILLER, on 04/29/2008, -0/+1get on top of it
  • inferno10, on 04/29/2008, -0/+15Are my eyes deceiving me? A top 10 list that spans only ONE page?!? On top of that, MULTIPLE top 10 lists on a SINGLE page?!?
  • flawedprefect, on 04/29/2008, -0/+10My favourite is not there.. YET AGAIN. But Probably cos when C3PO says "One more direct hit to the hind-quarters and we're done for!" it's pretty gay.
  • RikkiSixx, on 04/29/2008, -7/+2Episode I
    ANAKIN : I...I was wondering...something...
    QUI-GON : What?
    ANAKIN : Well, ahhh...you're a Jedi Knight, aren't you?
    QUI-GON : What makes you think that?
    ANAKIN : I saw your laser sword. Only Jedi carry that kind of weapon.
    • Pfkninenines, on 04/29/2008, -0/+6Wow, how the hell is that supposed to be "Sexually Suggestive"?
      • NecroDigg, on 04/29/2008, -3/+1DA LASER SWORD IS A PENIS.
        MAKE SENSE?
  • roosterjack, on 04/29/2008, -1/+2Ha ha...loved it even if its old. The bonus part is real good.

    "Rise, my friend."
  • Firespray1138, on 04/29/2008, -0/+1Dugg for "There's an awful lot of moisture in here."
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