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  • CarStan, on 04/07/2009, -34/+2287isn't this also the tagline for Passion of the Christ 2?
  • Egroh08, on 04/07/2009, -10/+830I guess you could say...
    *puts on sunglasses*
    they resurrected this tagline.
  • itschadwhitaker, on 11/05/2009, -55/+697WORST. TAGLINE. EVER.
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  • Ummagumma, on 04/07/2009, -8/+563She turned me into a newt!
  • inactive, on 04/07/2009, -8/+543Is it the worst... or is it by far the absolute best?
  • CanadianCheese, on 04/07/2009, -5/+527YYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAA
  • EGOvoruhk, on 04/07/2009, -15/+436Worst "Worst XXXXXXX Ever!" Ever!
  • ahhell, on 04/07/2009, -12/+387The tagline is all kinds of awesome.
  • wunderkammer, on 04/07/2009, -3/+304I disagree, If this was an intentional Monty Python nod, then I think that this is in fact the BEST tag line ever.
  • skitzor, on 04/07/2009, -10/+299it's ***** badass. as is the movie. so it suits the movie. not much else you can ask from a tag line.
    people giving it ***** don't understand the purpose of the crank movies.
    it's supposed to be ridiculous, and it doesn't take itself seriously, so it doesn't matter.
  • HiImMikeCastro, on 04/07/2009, -1/+217Well, I got bettah.
  • dlan4327, on 04/07/2009, -1/+183Most hilarious sex scene ever.
  • walkertexas69, on 04/07/2009, -5/+158Well played.
  • Asphyxia8489, on 04/07/2009, -8/+157YO JEEEEESUS! YOU CRAZY! CRAAAAAAAAZY!
  • inactive, on 04/07/2009, -5/+148a couple weird movie tag lines..

    Dracula's Daughter (1936)
    "She gives you that weird feeling!"

    Children of the Corn III: Urban Harvest (1994)
    "Based on the story 'Children of the Corn' by Stephen King."

    Dr. Black, Mr. Hyde (1976)
    "A screamin' demon rages inside, turnin' him into Mr Hyde...Don't give him no sass or he'll kick yo' ass!"

    The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies (1964)
    "Not for sissies!" ( this movie paragraph title. :)) hahaha

    Blood Freak (1972)
    "A Dracula on drugs!"

    Snuff (1974)
    "The film that could only be made in South America, where life is cheap."

    The Demon Lover (1977)
    "At last! The truth about demons!"

    Dracula (1979)
    "The story of the greatest lover who ever lived, died, and lived again." (Ever heard of Jesus?) (WTF)

    Creepazoids (1987)
    "Move over, Aliens, here come the Creepozoids. Even if you kill them, they're still deadly."

    Sleepaway Camp II: Unhappy Campers (1988)
    "Angela's back and she's bad."

    Attack of the Puppet People (1958)
    "Doll dwarfs versus the crushing giant beasts!"

    Orgy of the Dead (1965)
    "Are you heterosexual...?" OR "The film that will satisfy every over-sexagesimal adult!"

    Ape (1976)
    "Not to be confused with KING KONG."

    Strange Behavior (1981)
    "Cuts up parts other movies just dislocate."

    Grim Prairie Tales (1990)
    "I was sucked in!"

    Shatter Dead (1994)
    "GOD HATES YOU!"

    Grim (1995)
    "Don't mix this movie and pizza"



  • levitron, on 04/07/2009, -2/+136A newt?!
  • FireandFlame, on 04/07/2009, -13/+137I know this will get me downvoted.... but I have to


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  • Llanowar, on 04/07/2009, -1/+114Anyone who watches Crank and expects a serious movie is going to be seriously dissapointed.

    Just watch it for pure brainless amusement.
  • seltaeb4, on 04/07/2009, -3/+110He wants to go for a walk! He feels happy!
  • inactive, on 04/07/2009, -1/+105BURN HER ANYWAY
  • cosulliv755, on 04/07/2009, -8/+107Crank is absurd, crazy, utterly unbelievable, is completely without a plot line and is cinema at what is arguably its worst.

    But that not the ***** point is it.

    Crank is suspend your disbelief, strap your self down, practice your "Jesus Christ What the *****" ***** eating grin and prepare to be at worst mildly amused by the absurdity, and at best ridiculously entertained. Hell is a place where the Sweed's are in charge of the light entertainment. This, muther *****, is SPARTA, crank style !!!!
  • Sirocco, on 04/07/2009, -1/+100OP is obviously not a Monty Python fan.
  • Criminolelawyer, on 04/07/2009, -0/+97it definitely was intended
  • CowDefender, on 04/07/2009, -3/+98To think this is the worst movie tagline ever is a result of:
    a) not having seen / not understanding what Crank is
    b) not having seen much Monte Python and/or detesting that sort of humor
    c) not having seen more than two or three taglines ever

    Google 'worst taglines ever' and you'll see some like this:
    "The Only Thing More Terrifying Than The Last 12 Minutes Of This Film Are The First 92." - Suspiria
    "In Above the Law, he got tough; In Hard to Kill, he got even; Now the man with the short fuse is... Marked For Death!"
    "Laugh, Cry, Share the pants" - Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants
  • doctorfungi, on 04/07/2009, -3/+95"Crucify This", I believe.
  • inactive, on 04/07/2009, -3/+91Death?
    ****** shotgun*
    It's been revoked.
  • spritom, on 04/07/2009, -1/+76Because.... they're made of... wood?
  • leon1337, on 04/07/2009, -0/+72Build a bridge out of her!

  • MondayJBlack, on 04/07/2009, -0/+72I think it's perfectly acceptable. Do *you* have an explanation as to why he's still walking around?
  • ArkRaider1936, on 04/07/2009, -0/+72http://epiconeliner.com/
  • Petronious, on 04/07/2009, -0/+71Very small rocks?
  • boerema, on 04/07/2009, -1/+67There are ways of telling whether she's a witch.
  • TheLordOfBlah, on 04/07/2009, -0/+64Good! So how do you tell if she is made of wood?
  • danwallace, on 04/07/2009, -2/+63I don't know why you're being buried. The movie is supposed to be a ridiculous, over-the-top shoot 'em up. It IS satire.
  • inactive, on 04/07/2009, -0/+60But cant you also build bridges out of stone?
  • BeachBumSC, on 04/07/2009, -1/+60a duck!
  • rush583, on 04/07/2009, -0/+59Totally agree. Some people here just didn't get the joke.
  • Grahamcracker, on 04/07/2009, -1/+60Tell me, what do you do with witches?
  • jellylube13, on 04/07/2009, -1/+60Are there? What are they?
  • Chalito, on 04/07/2009, -3/+61Crank is such an over the top movie you have to like it.
  • djz124, on 04/07/2009, -0/+53Does wood sink in water?
  • thephosphorbox, on 04/07/2009, -1/+54Why do witches burn?
  • dellC, on 04/07/2009, -0/+51I don't see any helicopter ...
  • inactive, on 04/07/2009, -0/+51no no, it floats...throw her into the pond!
  • Managore, on 04/07/2009, -0/+49Thanks Ollie.
  • Feckinmik, on 04/07/2009, -1/+49Apples!!
  • danwallace, on 04/07/2009, -2/+50Woah, calm down champ. He was at -1 when I commented. I guess someone reversed their Digg. Jesus, kids these days.
  • theBlessing, on 04/07/2009, -0/+48We shall use my largest scales.
  • orlyfactor, on 04/07/2009, -0/+45What also floats in water?
  • jander86, on 04/07/2009, -1/+46...BURN HER!!
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