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- converge, on 11/15/2007, -6/+68Any movie that is "so bad it's good" is not the worst movie. Movies like Gigli that are physically painful to watch can only be the worst movies.
- teckjunkie, on 10/12/2007, -6/+33I thought the worst movie ever was "Plan 9 from Outer Space"
- Godel, on 10/12/2007, -3/+24This movie is not in the public domain. The Copyright act was amended in 1992 to provide for automatic renewal of works published between 1964 and 1972. (Pub. L. 102-307, 106 Stat. 264).
But, I doubt anyone will care if you download it. - zwilliams, on 10/12/2007, -5/+26Catwoman is "White Chicks bad."
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -2/+20Manos was worse.
- RamanujanRedux, on 10/12/2007, -1/+18Anyone who watches Manos comes out of it a more destructive and miserable human being. Definitely the worst movie ever.
- TheWorm, on 10/12/2007, -2/+17Or "Manos: The Hands of Fate."
- thesauce, on 10/12/2007, -11/+25hey now, I saw Gigli, and it really wasn't THAT bad. Now Catwoman on the other hand....
- realyst, on 10/12/2007, -2/+15I have the MST3k ep of this movie. Laughed my ass off, too:)
- elnerdo, on 10/12/2007, -2/+14When I was on vacation two years ago, a friend and I decided to go buy the cheapest movie that we could find, because we were bored. We went to the supermarket and found the movie Deadly Drifters ( http://imdb.com/title/tt0084455/ ) on DVD for $3.99. It was a Godsend. The movie boasted having Peter Coyote and Danny Glover starring in it. In fact, the case of the movie is covered solely with pictures of the two, but mostly pictures of Danny glover. (The movie cover that we had is not the one seen on imdb ). We went to watch the movie and were greeted with a non-existant plot. Shortly into the movie, Danny Glover appears for about ten seconds. That's all his role includes. He doesn't show up again. After that, the movie includes more retardation, including, but not limited to:
Peter Coyote puts a piece of dynamite in his mouth and lights his while holding some lady that he stole (He went to a restaurant, and just took her). It doesn't explode, so he says "We should get married" They get married. This has nothing to do with the plot.
There is a 45-minute segment of the story where Peter Coyote tells the story of Jonah and the whale in some Indian language. It is accompanied by English subtitles. I fastforwarded through that part.
The story ends with Peter Coyote (Who, in the movie, by the way, is named 'Rex') going to a veterinarian and learning that he has 'second sight.' He then goes to the beach and meets a bunch of people who he saw earlier in the story, and his wife drowns herself. That's how the movie ends.
Overall, I would have to say that Deadly Drifters ( Also called 'Out' ) is the worst movie ever made. - HAKdragon, on 10/12/2007, -2/+13The problems with Plan 9 that make it so bad (yet so hilarious to watch) have nothing to do with Ed Wood's vision. For example:
*Bella Lugosi died during the middle of the filming and they replaced him with somebody who looks nothing like him (and there is a very noticable height difference).
*A scene will change from being night to day right after the previous scene was at night (and vice versa).
*The strings holding up the UFOs are clearly visible - Raaben, on 10/12/2007, -3/+12What about Manos?
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -0/+7Hooray for SANTY Claus!
- tikistyle, on 10/12/2007, -1/+8Wow, i just saw this at Target yesterday for $1 and picked it up, having never heard of it. I laughed so hard at the title that i knew right away i could never spend a dollar more wisely. Gonna watch it tonight.
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -5/+12Have you actually seen 'plan 9'??
Plan 9 is actually very watchable.and isn't all that bad. It was just a victim of Ed Wood's vision being too grand, and the budget being way too small.
Battlefield Earth HAS to be the worst movie ever!!
I have 'Santa vs. the Martians' as part of a $15 50 DVD set of 'cult' sci-fi movies. It also contains such gems as 'Voyage to the Planet of Prehistoric Women' and 'Hercules against the Moon Men'.
But if you want to see a really bad movie check out the recent 'The Cavern" (not The Cave). - stupidverizon, on 10/12/2007, -4/+11Or another movie starring Hilary Duff.
- rockforever, on 10/12/2007, -0/+6Drop em Dropo.
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -4/+10What about Gay ***** From Outerspace?
- a7bat, on 10/12/2007, -1/+7I never liked that one. Instead, I prefer the Mexican film, Santa Claus (aka: Santa Vs. The Devil).
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0053241/ - TheG2, on 10/12/2007, -1/+6Besides the end scene where the treat it like a FPS, Doom isn't actually that bad a movie. It was a generic action movie that just happened to have parts of its storyline taken from a video game...and considering that fact, it did pretty well.
- thushan, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4no-one has yet mentioned Uwe Boll yet in this post...
HotD anyone? - swizzley, on 10/12/2007, -1/+5Here is an alternate download link for people who don't care for torrents:
http://www.archive.org/details/santa_claus_conquers_the_martians
Archive.org currently has a little over 1,000 movies available for download in multiple formats. - elroy, on 10/12/2007, -1/+5Battlefield Earth?
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -1/+5For another horrible movie, try Troll II.
"Nilbog! It's goblin spelled backwards! This is their kingdom!" - TradaPIB, on 10/12/2007, -1/+4Sorry, that's badmovies.org ;)
- Kollagen, on 10/12/2007, -1/+4Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7709281390847700281
Plan 9 Plan 9 from Outer Space for the really bored
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7038656109656489183&q - inactive, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8935632493024405102&q=mst3k&hl=en
This is the MST3K version. This one is way more sureal. - chronot150, on 10/12/2007, -1/+4I'd offer my "Worst Movie" input, but I can't decide between Mortal Kombat 2 and Starship Troopers 2.
- PercyKittenz, on 10/12/2007, -1/+4"Hooray for Santa Claus... cha cha cha!"
I also believe that this is where the band "The Laziest Men on Mars" got their name. - nytechy, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3'House Of The Dead' is a bad movie. Only good part is when the Sega girls dance around with the tops off.
- jdelamater, on 10/12/2007, -3/+6Personally, that is my favorite christmas movie of all time. Sinbad was a great addition to the cast, as well as Phile Hartman. Overall, this is not a "bad" movie.
Battlefield Earth...THAT was bad. - Rosco, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3Is that the one were Joel and the Bots thought Santa Claus was a satan worshiper because of all the pentagrams on the walls?
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2this movie is terrible...and I can't stop watching
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -1/+3"Oh come on, rocking the goomba troops lulling them into a passive mindset instead of stomping on them was brilliant. brilliant, I tell you!
But seriously that solution opposed to the solution in the videogame is hardly material to drive a person to come out of it a more destructive and miserable human being."
What does that have to do with Manos: The Hands of Fate? And I don't remember there being a video game for the movie.. - Yaanu, on 10/12/2007, -1/+3This has been on archive.org for a while, but we still love it.
Ahem...
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"Cricket lighter away, cricket lighter."
"Well, scratch the Chochem idea. So, any of you catch that?"
"Look, their ship runs on a Simon game." - carlosauresrex, on 10/12/2007, -1/+3i remember watching that on t.v. when i was a kid, but i could never remember the name of it, thanks.
- Skafia, on 10/12/2007, -2/+4I have this movie sitting on my shelf. Im starring at it right now. It is awesome. Awesome to the max.
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -2/+4cant be any worse than 'ultraviolet'
that movie sucked - MacSuxWindozSux, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2Like many movies it wasn't kick ass because of budget constraints.
Also notice that every movie the Rock is in seems to get cheaper and cheaper. - rapidblue, on 10/12/2007, -1/+3and on that note, Material Girls(with Hilary Duff) is #2 on the IMDB bottom 100, followed closely by a Tim Allen classic..Zoom. I'm going to have to try and find "Santa Claus Conquers the Martians" now to satisfy my curiosity.
- citizenmatt, on 10/12/2007, -1/+3I just watched the MST3K episode the other day. The polar bear scene alone is worth calling this the worst movie ever made.
- stubadub, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2Worst movie ever made would be something really unwatchable. While Plan 9 has tons of problems, it is a good bit of fun to watch.
- Araya213, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2Oh yeah, that's a very funny MST3K. My favorite one is Space Mutiny!
- agony, on 10/12/2007, -2/+4http://www.archive.org/details/santa_claus_conquers_the_martians
faster as the torrent and more flavours
64Kb MPEG4 (92 MB)
256Kb MPEG4 (208 MB)
MPEG1 (567 MB)
MPEG2 (3.8 GB)
Edit: beat by swizzley : - inactive, on 10/12/2007, -1/+3It's only a buck at target, for those of us that are bandwith challenged
- synae, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2hackwrench is clearly referring to the Super Mario Brothers movie, starring Bob Hoskins, Dennis Hopper, and John Leguizamo. Many people consider it to be the cause of violence in the middle east and the rise of communism in China -- so I've heard. For some inexplicable reason, I enjoyed it. I also have no idea why our good friend hackwrench mentioned it, considering only one other comment has mentioned the film and that was a few (parent-) posters above this parent.
- dobesov, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2Wow man, that one sounds like a gem! Once I picked up a VHS from the Dollar Tree, it was called "Number1, Licensed to Love and Kill" a Puerto Rico production...
I found it on the IMDB as "Licensed to Love and Kill" Somehow my version seemed to have been dubbed over in English... which is strange because it was made in the UK... I can only imagine that it was dubbed for Puerto Rico then re-dubbed for redistribution. It was, also recorded over an old porno tape which showed up for about 1 second at the end of the credits.
My point is that... I thought it might be the worst movie ever... until I read your description. Kudos to you. - buckdog05, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2The best thing about torrents is that the Digg effect works in your favor.
- BugMeNot2, on 10/12/2007, -2/+4http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5121649266422516795&q=gay+*****+from+outer+space
- slammajamma1, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1This is just an awful movie. My brother bought it right when it came out (for a dollar). I cant believe I actually made it through it.
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