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The Twelve Greatest Lines from The Last Dragon
filmwad.com — The Last Dragon is the greatest martial arts movie ever executive produced by Berry Gordy. It features ninjas, kung-fu masters, and music by DeBarge. Furthermore, as the VHS copy proclaims, it co-stars “Prince protégé VANITY” as Laura Charles.
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- sterntastic223, on 10/12/2007, -15/+4Can you digg it? Couldn't resist.
- Anrkist, on 10/12/2007, -1/+10Isn't that from The Warriors?
- fluxion, on 10/12/2007, -2/+3he's got dat soul glo
http://youtube.com/watch?v=61DRhl9xyYA - str3ama, on 10/12/2007, -10/+2no way in hell, the greatest martial arts movie is "ENTER THE DRAGON" with Bruce Lee.
- AMadeUpName, on 10/12/2007, -2/+1Oh I can digg it.
- rstarr, on 10/12/2007, -2/+3@str3ama
Good choice, Legend of Drunken Master is top IMHO. - Gowmars, on 10/12/2007, -0/+6All this time I thought I was the only one who loved that movie, I was so excited to see this on digg.
- DangerMouse9, on 10/12/2007, -3/+0It's Bruce Leroy, get it right you R-Tard
- themastersb, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1I am themaster. literally.
- cmanciero, on 10/12/2007, -0/+10Just directa your feetsa to Daddy Green's pizza
- acidONice, on 10/12/2007, -0/+11Honestly, the 3 Chinese dudes talking jive to Bruce is easily the funniest part of the movie.
- notmark, on 10/12/2007, -0/+7"Are you that same fool who came dressed as a coolie?"
"No, no, no, we all just look alike, my man. Brother." - Roger, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2Anyone have the song "Suki Yaki Hot Saki Sue"? Its the song the Chinese dudes dance to at the fortune cookie factory.
Its not on the soundtrack and I've never been able to find it online. - threemagic, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3The Masta, he don't speak to no jive turkeyyyssss
here, let me try.. grab's Bruce's hat...
you go now.. chop chop - BrokenImage, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Pfft. Where's the part where Sho'nuff owns a jukebox because it's playing "awesome" 80's music?
"Who plays this garbage? Shut up bitch!"
*Owns the jukebox with a killer right kick.
- notmark, on 10/12/2007, -0/+7"Are you that same fool who came dressed as a coolie?"
- notmark, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4From Vanity's IMDB page: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0889152/bio
"Prince originally wanted her stage/band name to be 'Vagina' but she refused and they settled upon 'Vanity.'"- BeerIsGut, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4aHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH! Wow, she should have stuck with Vagina. Who is she to refuse the Lord almighty, Prince himself.
- pirco, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4Who's the master?
- Roger, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2I am the master.
- threemagic, on 10/12/2007, -5/+2SURE NUFF... THE SHOGUN.. OF HARLEM
- Roger, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2@threemagic
Its "SHO'NUFF" BTW.
- Roger, on 10/12/2007, -0/+9Best. Movie. Ever.
- ZenPirate, on 10/12/2007, -0/+9My favorite line was always "Kiss my Converse!"
- ticketmack, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2Mine too. In fact, my old band wrote a song called Kiss My Converse.
http://www.singingbirthdaycard.com/rock/kiss_my_converse.mp3
- ticketmack, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2Mine too. In fact, my old band wrote a song called Kiss My Converse.
- WanderLink, on 10/12/2007, -8/+1Overrated.
- MassaYoda, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1What about "Get your ***** off my tank". That should at least be in the top 10.
- threemagic, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3Why don't any fifty of you come down here and make me!
- robertc1964, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1I remember watching Siskel & Ebert review this movie (no surprise they gave it two thumbs down) back when they were still doing their schtick on PBS.
As I recall, about the only good thing they had to say about, "The Last Dragon" was that it would go down in history as a great trivia question movie: "Name the movie that starred two one-name actors, Taimak and Vanity."
And, holy science! I just checked IMDb and the credits list William H. Macy, Chazz Palmintieri, and Faith Prince. How Berry Gordy managed to snag them...- Roger, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2Actually Ebert gave it 2.5, which isn't that bad.
http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/19850325/REVIEWS/503250301/1023
And he does make a good point:
"Take out the gangsters, pump up the Shogun role, give Taimak and Vanity a little more screen time, and you'd have a great entertainment instead of simply a great near-miss."
- Roger, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2Actually Ebert gave it 2.5, which isn't that bad.
- DeadFly, on 10/12/2007, -7/+1I liked this movie when I was about 13, but how the hell does this make it onto the front page?
- cru99, on 10/12/2007, -1/+4It's one of those movies that's so bad, you have to watch it over and over again, and love it...lol
- KMartSheriff, on 10/12/2007, -9/+1How is this news? Who greenlight's this crap??
- nathanwalker, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3Man I watched this movie as a kid a long time ago... then not too long ago in a class this movie got brought up. We laughed about it, and I didn't think much of it later on... this, however, is a sure sign. I will find a torrent.
- Sharkee, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Holy crap, I saw vanity in the John Stamos movie "Never too young, TO DIE!". She's terrible as well as the whole movie. I certainly recommend it if you like to watch bad movies w/ your friends, drink, and make fun of them.
- Wolfie351, on 10/12/2007, -0/+6"Hot head needs cool water"
- pervy_the_clown, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3This was such a great movie.
- orbitalpunk, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2this was the best back in the day.
- NJD6580, on 10/12/2007, -2/+1those lines suck
- DrMatt, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2This is brilliant! Great to remember this movie...
- standing8, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1I lend this out to anyone who hasn't seen it. My copy is in someone elses possession right now. It is my small way to make this world a better place.
- Nocturnal, on 10/12/2007, -0/+7Hey my man, what it look like?
Hey, my man, what it look like?
Hey my man what it look like? - astonishingarts, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1bruce leroy jones
sho nuff the shogun of harlem
excellent excellent
20 years and i still have those names in my head- ticketmack, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Leroy Green, not Jones! Come on!
Hey, anybody remember the part when Leroy's little brother sticks his head out the window of their apartment and yells up to the roof "Hey Reloy!"...? Check it, it's there!
So Awesome!
- ticketmack, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Leroy Green, not Jones! Come on!
- DrPill, on 10/12/2007, -1/+0Leeeeeeeeeeeeroy!
- Shlep, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1What about these?
"Just directa your feetsa to daddy Greene's pizza"
"Where you going ching chong man?" (spoken by an Asian to Bruce Leroy) - VVCephei, on 10/12/2007, -3/+0What the *****?
Since when does kicking somebody in the chest make somebody glow?
Since retards got ahold of adobe after effects. - fuggo, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3Years ago my wife came back from a visit to NYC with a stagebill. She had seen "Road House: The Stage Version of The Cinema Classic That Starred Patrick Swayze, Except This One Stars Taimak From The 80s Cult Classic The Last Dragon Wearing a Blonde Mullet Wig"
Yes, that's the full name. The big explosions were shot with a camera on miniatures and blown up on a screen on the stage.
I'm still mad I didn't go with her on that trip.
ps you can read about it here: http://theater.about.com/b/a/040129.htm (the play, not her trip) - darrickc, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2"I want to peel this banana" - This definitely should have made the top 10. Ahh the memories!
- mbrutsch, on 10/12/2007, -0/+7"Catches bullets with his teeth? Catches bullets with his teeth? *****, please!"
- voteobama2008, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1man, I loved this movie when I was a kid! It's still fun to watch sometimes!
WHO IS THE MASTER?!!!!!
...I AM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah!!!!!! - Enceladus, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2Best line not on the list, "Kiss my Converse!"
- thethresh, on 10/12/2007, -6/+1Honestly, just go rent Drunken Master II and don't waste your time with this droll crap. Sorry, no sympathy for crappy movies.
- MexiNig, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0damn it. I ordered this days ago and now my netflix status on it went up to "very very long wait, kiss my converse." thanks grand master diggs
:P - encognito, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1One of my favorite campy so-bad-it's-good movies of all time. I almost always have to watch it when it comes on and I laugh every time. Hollywood will never make movies like this again.
- beatbox32, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Alright, this is good.. But, it's no "No Retreat, No Surrender" (http://imdb.com/title/tt0089695/). As a kid, I prayed and prayed that Bruce would pop out of the poster and teach me to be a Kung Fu Master.
- surfandwork, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0Kiss my Converse Bruce Leroy!
- mrshonuff, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1I am the baddest
- simmonslili, on 10/11/2007, -0/+0You all cant Possibly forget about the beginning of the fight scene.
Leroy looks around for the shogun of harlem. then all of a sudden out of no where
Shonuff: LEEEROY!!!!!
(Leroy turns and look)
Shonuff: YOU WARMED UP YET!!!
(Lifts garage door open).....ARRGHGHGH!!!!
(Leeroy loons on scared ***** in his pants)
Shonuff: YEAH (walking towards leroy)
THE BEST OF ALL TIME HANDS DOWN!!!!! - balaboy, on 10/11/2007, -0/+0I love that song "The glow"
Can anybody help me on where to find it? - c3zlvs, on 04/12/2008, -0/+0Yeahhhh!!!
I watched this trailer 5 times already :)
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