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- liambarron, on 10/11/2007, -2/+103Nothing beats this http://youtube.com/watch?v=fAkNXVZgo9w
- mt066, on 10/11/2007, -0/+48Well maybe if you didn't split your little list into 4 pages then your site would still be up right now.
- DKasler, on 10/11/2007, -1/+43The entire Transporter 2 from start to finish
- moisie, on 10/11/2007, -0/+42To be fair to the kill bill scene, it's no more unbelievable than pretty much every other martial arts film ever. They all have a scene where the hero is faced by a ridiculous number of bad guys who despite being evil are all more than prepared to politely wait their turn.
- zyl0x, on 10/11/2007, -7/+47Breaking news! Some guy claims fiction to be too unrealistic.
- hrhs556x, on 10/11/2007, -1/+37damn, i wish this list had a youtube link for each one
- Sc0rned, on 10/11/2007, -0/+35transporter 2 driving a car along the roofs of buildings.... come on!
- NakedDemon, on 10/11/2007, -0/+23I would've added the helicopter scene from Mission Impossible where Jean Reno is flying through a tunnel and attempts to kill Cruise with the helicopters blades. I mean, come on.
- danielsan1701, on 10/11/2007, -4/+26The Patriot
Mel Gibson: Can I sit here?
His sister-in-law: It's a free country; or at least... it will be. - meshman, on 10/11/2007, -10/+30"1. WILL SMITH GIVES THE ALIENS A VIRUS in INDEPENDENCE DAY"
Uh, no he didn't, Goldblum does. Did the guy even watch the movie?
I submit the scene from Star Trek 10 where Data remote controls a shuttle while driving around in a futuristic Hummer and magically drives it right into the back of the shuttle. Perfect, not even a scratch.
(and yes, I know my freaking session has expired. It's expired 3 times in the last 10 god damned minutes and refresh does *****.) - slickriven, on 10/11/2007, -0/+19I immediately thought of Transporter 2 upon seeing this on Digg - should at least get an honorable mention for the 'flip the car to snag the bomb off the bottom' bit. That was the most insanely CRAPtacular event I've ever witnessed on film.
- djhworld, on 10/11/2007, -2/+20I've had many laughs about the bit in #1.
- avn128, on 10/11/2007, -0/+18Data is an android and can do anything perfectly that even includes calculating any bump in the terrain to do anythign perfecty, He's awesome
- dav0, on 10/11/2007, -3/+19#1 was the perfect choice. In fact I can't even watch the movie anymore because of how ridiculous that scene was.
- Karmarig, on 10/11/2007, -0/+14YES! One scene in particular is in The Transporter 2 where he does a corkscrew off a ramp in his car in order to dislodge the bomb fastened on the undercarriage of his car. I don't think I ever made such an uproar within a movie theater as I did at that moment. I couldn't believe they'd even think any audience would buy that... Wait, was it my fault to see The Transporter 2 in theaters? Hehe. Maybe so. Oh well. Either way, it was a fun as hell movie, just entirely ridiculous.
- Battlecry, on 10/11/2007, -0/+13How about Vin Diesel in XXX jumping his motorcycle 30 feet in the air all over the place without using any sort of ramps while shooting people? Classic :)
- Otto, on 10/11/2007, -0/+13Site is getting slow. These should be working mirrors:
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http://dotcache.com/http://www.theshiznit.co.uk/review.php?id=223&page=4 - inactive, on 10/11/2007, -0/+12There is a razor-toothed giant spider dude hanging construction equipment from his alien webbing and taking hostages. He is accompanied by a sandman that has been terrorizing the city for the past few days and is rumored to be an escaped murderer.
Naturally this draws an enormous crowd at street level.
If it didn't draw a crowd, who would be there to applaud when spider-man lands on a rooftop in front of an over sized, fake-looking CGI American flag flapping in the CGI wind?
*puke* - Akaji, on 10/11/2007, -2/+14Missing 'The Transporter' and 'The Transporter 2'. Those entire movies (with the same star as in Crank) are huge messes of absurd action sequences (although they still managed to be pretty decent movies).
- Pissoff, on 10/11/2007, -0/+11I think the motorcycle driving up buildings in Ultraviolet is easily #1.
Or the bullet generating gloves, or,, you know what, the entire movie Ultraviolet. - mcm297, on 10/11/2007, -0/+10The worst scene I can recall was when Steven Segal shot down a helicopter with a handgun in Exit Wounds (that film had DMX in it.) Ugh, that was bad...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exit_Wounds - bwtaha, on 10/11/2007, -2/+12dugg down because most of those movies are classics and even more so most of those scenes were one of the best in the movie, i mean cmon it's JAMES BOND the only time i'd ever not believe something that happened in a bond movie is if they said bond was dead
- snurfle, on 10/11/2007, -1/+11They Live...
"Put on the f*cking glasses!" - nepawoods, on 10/11/2007, -5/+15dugg down for yellow title text on white background
- meatwadlurker, on 10/11/2007, -0/+9Lol motorcycle slides with a horse.
- SupaDawg, on 10/11/2007, -1/+9I love the fact that Michael Bay rules this list. His directing single handedly denotes everything that is wrong with the film industry today. We don't need exploding helicopters in every movie Michael... Thanks.
- sheepy1986, on 10/11/2007, -4/+12" Must see article of the year "
Paul Ross - SupaDawg, on 10/11/2007, -0/+8Crank did kick ass (as they noted). but it was incredibly stupid and implausible. Naturally that was the point of the movie.... but it's still ridiculous.
- Battlecry, on 10/11/2007, -0/+7Wasn't Picard doing the driving? I'm pretty sure he was.
- bfaulk04, on 10/11/2007, -7/+14Great list and even greater choice for #1
- aposter, on 10/11/2007, -1/+7Oh... My... God. I.. I mean he...
Um. Thanks, I think.
Whoa. I gotta go press my brains reset button. That just overran my "really ***** stupid scene" buffer. - Smog2k, on 10/11/2007, -4/+10Holy yellow font Batman!
*still seeing yellow on screen* - ecorona, on 10/11/2007, -0/+5I love how the guy just hops on the seat a little and the entire car jumps 20 feet in the air! That is scene is so pathetically bad that it is amazing to look at over and over.
- bmystry, on 10/11/2007, -0/+5Speak for yourself I need an exploding helicopter every fifteen minutes.
- IQpierce, on 10/11/2007, -0/+5Why list the sequences from Kill Bill on there? They were intentionally ridiculous. If we're counting those, where's the Evil Dead series?
And among other problems (the Deja Vu sequence was brilliant), the list is missing the most (unintentionally) ridiculous action movie sequence I've ever seen was in King Arthur.
You can see part of it around the 10-second mark in this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cxGx2BsKkM
Basically Sir Gawain raises his bow and shoots randomly into the air; the arrow travels the length of a football field or two; it passes through all the foliage of a tree; and perfectly pierces the heart of a traitor Briton character that was in the tree, and that HE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WAS THERE. Then the dude screeches like a girl and plops to the ground, instantly dead.
The rest of the movie was just poor, but that scene destroyed every last shred of my respect for it. - V3n0M, on 10/11/2007, -0/+5that scene was great.. besides, the article is inaccurate - there weren't actually 88 - "They just thought it sounded cool."
- newsheatdotcom, on 10/11/2007, -0/+5I must say, the dog just making it into cover when getting chased by the explosion in Independence Day pissed me off more than anything. Not to mention the door was left open and they would all have been fried, but why does the dog always have to live?
- Zabuza2478, on 10/11/2007, -1/+6The Story Of Ricky
The intestine scene is so ridiculous its hilarious
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DaC9WfQ-Fzg - Zabuza2478, on 10/11/2007, -0/+5Man that fight between Roddy Piper and Keith David was one of the all time best fight scenes ever.
- nepawoods, on 10/11/2007, -0/+5Then dugg down even more for using a gif to acheive a solid blue background.
- Eggman, on 10/11/2007, -1/+5*****, he did Transformers
- trc0, on 10/11/2007, -0/+4http://www.theshiznit.co.uk.nyud.net:8080/review.php?id=223&page=2
http://www.theshiznit.co.uk.nyud.net:8080/review.php?id=223&page=3
http://www.theshiznit.co.uk.nyud.net:8080/review.php?id=223&page=4 - nathanchase, on 05/06/2009, -0/+4I dunno about the merit of this list for omitting what must be the most ridiculous action sequence of all time from the Jurassic Park sequel, "The Lost World":
A teenage girl takes out a VELOCIRAPTOR through the power of GYMNASTICS.
WTF? - DropTheOxygen, on 10/11/2007, -1/+5http://www.theshiznit.co.uk.nyud.net:8090/review.php?id=223
- zyl0x, on 10/11/2007, -0/+4It's actually a blue background.
- SPARTACVS, on 10/11/2007, -0/+4No I never saw Star Wars.
- jeremyduffy, on 10/11/2007, -0/+3Charlies Angels - The girls fly up a fence by waving their hands on it (obviously on wires and not actually climbing).
Even worse, Drew Barrymore does a split kick, lands DOESN'T BEND HER KNEES AGAIN before flying up to do another split kick to two other guys. Tacky, tacky. - ChronicColonic, on 10/11/2007, -0/+3Jurassic Park II - Jeff Goldblum's gymnastic daughter taking out velociraptors while doing giants on plumbing that just happened to be available...
- humperdeath, on 10/11/2007, -0/+3They did the same thing but BETTER in a mountain dew commercial!
But seriously (huh?) Transporter 2 had the most wicked Audi 8, that could do anything! - thephosphorbox, on 10/11/2007, -0/+3I laughed out loud when he landed in front of the flag.. my wife had to poke me in the arm to get me to stop LOL
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