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The Straight Guy's Take on Cannes Fashion
pointlessbanter.net — What a red-blooded, hetero guy thinks of all the hoo-ha at Cannes.Oh, and about the chicks in the dresses...
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- calraigh, on 05/29/2008, -0/+1Gillian Anderson is SMOKING HOT.That's all that needs to be said really...
- kp2575, on 05/29/2008, -3/+1she seems like she dropped a ton of weight... possible eating disorder... which is always the way to go
- meghanl12, on 05/29/2008, -1/+1Eva - 'she has ***** written all over her'. That was perfect :)
See..I thought all men lusted after Eva the way all men think I should lust after Brad Pitt. I don't lust after Brad Pitt. Never did. Abe Vigoda on the other hand... - edgizmo, on 05/29/2008, -0/+1For some reason I thought Angelia looked like the prow of a ship in that pic. Probably cause of the strange angle she was at.
- golfwidow, on 05/29/2008, -0/+2I don't usually have a problem with Angelina Jolie, pregnant or no, but in that color dress, in her condition, it looks like two kiwifruit sitting atop a watermelon.
- ginor2, on 05/29/2008, -1/+0whoa
- ginor2, on 05/29/2008, -1/+0mama
- dharmagypsy7, on 05/29/2008, -0/+1You are spot on with Eva Longoria. You should take over for Joan Rivers. SO much better than that snarky old hag.
- kp2575, on 05/29/2008, -2/+1and my ***** are real
- dotlizard, on 05/29/2008, -0/+4ok - Madonna's daughter's eyebrows? WTF?? seriously. that's some face-fur right there.
- ThriftRomantic, on 05/29/2008, -0/+1The reporter behind Star Jones looks more like he's considering opening a round of fire with hidden weaponry, he's so offended by what he's seeing... Taking the concept of "shooting the awards" to a whole new level.
- the777group, on 05/29/2008, -0/+0An excellent trash update, including Madonna's daughter's impressive single brow.
ADG - PATSCRU, on 05/29/2008, -1/+2Quite neanderthal to think that fashion sense only belongs to women and homosexuals.
- AManWithNoName, on 05/29/2008, -0/+1Funny stuff, but next time, please put in higher res pics. At least link to a bigger pic somewhere...
- colonelbuckshot, on 05/29/2008, -0/+1Eva Longwhoria wore that huge dress to hide her legs.
- anjromero, on 05/30/2008, -0/+0This was hilarious! Definitely a straight guys point of view on Cannes. Only flaw is despite it being truthful, little Lourdes is too young to be poked fun at. Thanks to her mom she can look forward to decades of puns made toward her.
- RatedRLesPaul, on 06/03/2008, -0/+1Madonna's daughter looks like a partially shaven squirrel.
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