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- econoar, on 10/12/2007, -6/+317The server just showed us the #1 problem; it couldn't "keep it up".
(or; it prematurely ejaculated under the pressure of 5 seconds of the digg effect) - jenwright134, on 10/12/2007, -12/+259I think most men close their eyes when they are with your mom.
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The Problems With Porn These Days
I am getting incredibly bored with porn lately. They are all the same thing. You miss the good stuff you wish to see with the way they are directed these days. The angles and such don't show me what I want to see. Here are the things that need to be greatly improved with porn production.
Closeups of penetration
I'm tired of seeing closeups of penetration. It seems that I have to fast forward through 15 minutes of these closeups during scenes to get to the parts I want to see where the girls beauty is shown. I want to see *****, her nice waist, even her beautiful face and her reactions. If these closeups turn so many people on, then why not just get ugly fat chicks to do the scenes because they all these closeups look the same.
Keep the outfits on
I appreciate it when they start scenes with a girl in a cute cheerleader or nurse outfit, but why do they have to lose these wonderful outfits right before they get to the action? Keep it on! It's great to be reminded it's just a little naughty cheerleader getting *****.
Just because you're a huge porn star doesn't mean you should make crappy movies
I love when a porn star has been around a while and then starts getting featured on the boxes of crappy movies. The studios learn they can feature a popular star on the box and then sell you crap on the inside. For example, you get a movie with Jenna Jameson in the title and you end up getting 1 lame lesbian scene featuring Jenna and 20 scenes of ugly 80's porn stars that have an afro for a bush.
Cum shot on the stomach or back
This is some *****! If the actress won't take it at least on the *****, don't bother shooting the scene.
I don't want to see the guy
I don't care to see the guys ass ok? How come movies feature the guys’ ass while he's ***** and you can't see any of the girl at all? During double-penetration scenes, doggie-style and regular missionary it seems that all i see is the back of the guy. Can the camera man maybe get me a shot of the girl? I can only see a part of her thigh and maybe a nipple if I squint. Hello! I bought this porn to see girls!
Girls with no enthusiasm
I've had sex with girls that are dead lays, and that's fine, they just don't know how to *****. But when a porn star is doing it, why even bother shooting the scene. Somebody tell the girl to move please! How about a few moans? I don't care if they are fake. Do something other than just laying there!
Dubbing other sound or music
When a scene is dubbed over with fake moaning or just music, I can't concentrate on the scene. Instead I'm wondering "Why is this crappy music and fake moaning playing?" If the the sound guy didn't capture the girls' moaning or she didn't moan enough, don't pay them and don't bother putting this crap on part of a DVD.
Long advertisements before I can watch the feature
I bought a Vivid DVD the other day. I had to watch advertisements for 6 minutes before I could even begin watching anything I wanted to see. I love that I pay $50 for a DVD where I am forced to watch ads without the ability to even fast forward through them. Because of this, I will never buy another Vivid branded DVD again.
Where'd the cum go?
Directors go to the trouble getting the cum shot right on the face? Beautiful! But half of it travels down the ***** and meanwhile the cameraman is featuring a closeup of the face. Hey, could you pan out a bit? I want to see the chicks wonderful body glistening with cum please! Again, I bought the movie to see the girl!
Well these are the things I would change. Maybe I'll move to California and direct someday, because I could do things whole lot better. In the meantime I'm sticking to European videos, because they seem to have the stuff right for the most part. Laterz. - 7levels, on 10/12/2007, -4/+223The worst thing is that in 90% of porn, right before the guy cums, the brilliant directors decide to do a closeup of his face for about 6 seconds. Just his face... no girl.... no action... Just his sweaty face... right before every money shot. Does this piss anyone else off, or am I the only one who notices this?
- toppgun, on 10/12/2007, -5/+161connectile dysfunction?
- dylanrjones, on 10/12/2007, -15/+170You realise you are gay right?
- MackDiesel2010, on 10/12/2007, -8/+150Oh snap!
- mwebster134, on 10/12/2007, -8/+132Love the part about the closeups. Those shots take up 90% of scenes. Who gets off on just watching that? Do you just look down at yourself penetrating a woman during sex? No. You admire all the beautiful things about here. Or you close your eyes if it's a sypathy *****.
- TroubleInMind, on 10/12/2007, -8/+101So...what are you wearing...?
- offwithyourtv, on 10/12/2007, -12/+101I prefer actually having real sex to watching porn.
...Oh, wait a second. Nevermind. I don't count. I'm a girl. - NoctemSaiyaku, on 10/12/2007, -9/+96"And That's What Grinds My Gears!"
Peter Griffin - jenwright134, on 10/12/2007, -4/+88So true, I don't know how many times I've screamed for the camera angle or shot to change.
- PaulLev, on 10/12/2007, -4/+81"I don't want to see the guys ass, ok?" Can't argue with that.
- dext3r, on 10/12/2007, -9/+70lies.
- TeagueSterling, on 10/12/2007, -4/+64Jeez, put "Adult Content" in the article summary and it will die before 30 diggs.
- Lixie, on 10/12/2007, -1/+58I couldn't agree more.
1. Keep the clothes on.
2. Kill the music.
3. Pull back the camera.
4. Equalize the volumes. I can barely hear a person speak but the moans nearly blow my speakers.
5. And no silly monkey squat positions. Keep the positions natural and intimate. - Kronos6948, on 10/12/2007, -4/+61This dude still buys porn? There's so much free on the internet. You wouldn't catch me paying 50 cents let alone $50 for a porno dvd (Unless it's midget porn or some other weirdo porn that you can't find on the 'net) that I'd get tired of after about 10 screenings. The Hun gives me fresh stuff every day for free.
- TroubleInMind, on 10/12/2007, -2/+55Most people would prefer to have real sex than watch porn. Some people don't have the option.
Linux geeks, for example. Anyone with a current Cisco certification. People who watch Adult Swim on Saturday nights... - offwithyourtv, on 10/12/2007, -7/+56dext3r, why is it that people like you don't think there are actually girls on Digg? I mean, I know there are only like four of us...but still.
- Skafia, on 10/12/2007, -4/+51Check out this list: http://notmydesk.com/ten_things_i_hate_about_porn.html
I made the mistake of reading it in my Java class and just started laughing my ass off in the middle of class. No one mentioned anything though, as if multidimensional arrays are hilarious or something. - J4k3, on 10/12/2007, -5/+52Totally agree bro'! Who the ***** (no pun intended) wants to see a guy's ugly face just when the action reaches climax?!? I sure as hell don't.
- acdcfanbill, on 10/12/2007, -1/+44ROFL, we 404-ed the suspended page :)
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -1/+44@liah everyone on digg has real sex, we just have a different definition of the word real.
- m1ss1ontomars, on 10/12/2007, -6/+44all these guys unzip their flys for porn porn porn...
- offwithyourtv, on 10/12/2007, -7/+44@TroubleInMind
What are you, a MySpace quiz? I hope "clothes" is a good enough answer. - IClavdivs, on 10/12/2007, -1/+38If you're a guy, there's always room for porn, no matter how much sex your having.
- Jennifurret, on 10/12/2007, -1/+37As a girl, I need to throw in my two cents:
Girls with Too Much Enthusiasm
So much porn has women that are obviously faking every grunt and moan they produce. I know there are loud women out there, and sometimes us girls get excited in the heat of the moment, but excessive screaming that doesn't line up with the thrusts just gets annoying.
Barbie Girls
There are girls out there who watch het porn. Could we actually get realistic women for once? It's horrible finding some nice porn to enjoy when it's always a fake blonde with fake double D boobs and fake obnoxious moans. I mean, I know these people aren't always the greatest actors (they are in porn, after all), but a little realism would be nice.
Decent Guys
I'm not asking for the waxed tanned hunks out there. I just want a guy who doesn't have a potbelly or a huge bald spot. Average is fine.
Though I do agree with the close up thing, mainly because vaginas are just silly looking. I can't imagine anyone wanting to stare at that thing for an hour straight. - scuzzman, on 10/12/2007, -4/+40*****...
(obligatory 'Pics or it didn't happen')
Edit: as an aside, you're very punctual with your responses :-) - mattym, on 10/12/2007, -2/+31Yea, real Asian porn isn't degrading at all....oh wait, Bukkake is Asian?
Nevermind. - TroubleInMind, on 10/12/2007, -1/+29dugg for teeth comment
/applause - Netmindstorm, on 10/12/2007, -4/+32Isn't that just the "sweaty face, I just slammed by nuts in a drawer stand in guy"?
- TroubleInMind, on 10/12/2007, -4/+32No, I'm being ironic. That's what I do.
And why do you think just cause you're a girl that means you're not a porn liker? - mdopure, on 10/12/2007, -0/+26"And why do you think just cause you're a girl that means you're not a porn liker?"
Well, it seems to be a common perception of women, and one it seems the porn studios especially have. I mean, I know there's a larger population of men who watch porn than women, and I know I definitely don't watch as much as most of the guys I know, but porn studios aim all of their videos at men, excluding a lot of women who don't have the same sexual fantasies as men.
In my opinion, one of porn's biggest mistakes is not making more female-geared movies. I'm not talking all cheesy and romantic (girl's have some really freaky, dirty fantasies), I just mean movies that have more realistic-looking girls, and maybe even some *attractive* guys (big ***** /= attractive). A growing number of women are watching porn, but I have yet to see studios push toward really getting a market out to females.
But that's just one girl's opinion... - resplence, on 10/12/2007, -6/+30+1
(symbolic digg so it won't affect my online persona) - actionscripted, on 10/12/2007, -0/+24I was wondering how long it would take before links started showing up.
- ummmmm, on 10/12/2007, -2/+25I once almost had sex
- thewump, on 10/12/2007, -0/+21@offwithyourtvsaid: "I'm engaged, so I don't exactly have a problem getting sex."
So true. But soon you'll get married, and then what? - TriangleUno, on 10/12/2007, -6/+27A lot of gay guys watch straight porn so they can check out the hot studs. I'm not mentioning names though. They get tired of watching severly overprocessed tanned muscle gay guys without a hair out of place, and want to see some hot raw unrefined straight dudes. I say pull the camera back too so they can check out the firm straight dude musclebutts. And for god sake, use hot guys. (Sorry Ron Jeremy) Note to straight women in porn: I'd rather you spent $5,000 on a new set of teeth than a new bigger rack.
- honemasterT, on 10/12/2007, -0/+21My prOn Top Ten List:
1) Reverse Cowgirl Rules
2) Stephanie Swift (in her early days) was hot..
That girl next door, like Phoebe Cates or Allie Sheedy (sp?)
http://www.wickedpictures.com/desktops_screensavers/stephanie_swift_1024by768.bmp (SFW)
3) "Behind the Green Door" is still a classic (MC was hot back then, what a set of lips/mouth!)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Behind_the_Green_Door
http://www.snopes.com/risque/porn/chambers.htm
4) On some of the Tara Patrick DVD's you *CAN* change the image/angle!
5) "The Masseuse" (Jena Jameson) is good
6) rapidshare is your friend :-)
7) Give us views of the girl's eye's rolling back in her head, I'd
rather see that sort of 'closeup' as opposed to the penetration stuff!
8) Give me amateur's, no names, like in some of the Hustler series.
9) Japanese pr0n is strange, also the squeaking that those gals do
drives you nuts about 2 minutes into the scene!
10) Early satellite ruled! No scrambling.. several chanels to choose
from. I was the most popular guy in my h.s. class when my parents
got a KA/KUBand Satellite TV system in the early 1980's!
I know way more about this subject than I really should admit
in a public forum.. there goes my next job ;-) - socokoolaid, on 10/12/2007, -2/+22The squirt scenes where interesting at first, but have they gone too far? Sometimes I'm wondering if the bitch is really pissing or has squirted some liquid in her, to fake the famous squirting orgasm.
- gregm, on 10/12/2007, -0/+20So big dicks are like big breasts. Bigger does not always mean better.
Women with C's that actually work out (and not just binge and purge) look the best. - hexx54, on 10/12/2007, -7/+27Enough whining from everyone, we still all love porn
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -1/+21Haha.
+ 34 diggs simply for saying you're female? Poor diggers... - jakhtar, on 10/12/2007, -1/+19http://duggmirror.com/movies/The_Problem_With_Porn_These_Days/
- BLKMGK, on 10/12/2007, -4/+21Well DUH! Of course having sex is better than watching someone else have sex. However when it comes down to it females have an easier time finding a willing partner. Women control the keys to umm the promised land. So yeah, lots of p0rn on the 'net. Eventually we find a steady partner, and if we're lucky she likes p0rn too and it's all good.
Some of it still sux though. The bigest complaint I hear is that it's got ZERO story to it and that some of it is just disgusting. I meant really, who wants to watch someone SPIT on their partner? Need lube? Don't do that. Have a little passion at least, the whole lets see how many positions I can get in before I spray your face thing is just not interesting. Squirt her on the back? Umm no. Twist her into positions that make a pretzel jealous? No. Show me the pimples on some guy's ass? Hell no! Kripes, some of the softer p0rn is way better than the hardcore and I'll take some of the amateur stuff over even that sometimes. I guess the stuff sells but it could honestly be better.
P.S. And by story I don't mean some of this whacky way out space women from Mars crap. I've seen midget p0rn better than that junk. - MetalLizard, on 10/12/2007, -4/+19How about the fact that no matter how much you view porn you can never be fully satisfied with it, and that there is always that craving for more? Thus the creation of this rant. It's built into our brains, to help us breed and populate. Most of the time it's an addiction. Don't believe me? Try going 3 months without it. How about 2 weeks? Try separating yourself from our animal friends, you ARE human right? When something has that much control over you, how can you say you're in control of your life? Sure some say it's "natural", but a lot of this recent porn is anything but natural. It's ***** degrading, putrid, filth. Digg me down, you will deny it to support your addiction.
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -3/+18this is refreshing finally a story that a digg user actually knows what their talking about
- Coestar, on 10/12/2007, -4/+19They're encouraging you to question your sexuality.
- BLKMGK, on 10/12/2007, -2/+17WWW.PureTNA.com :-)
- offwithyourtv, on 10/12/2007, -5/+19I never said I wasn't a porn liker. I just said my opinion doesn't count. BLKMGK kind of has the right idea. I'm engaged, so I don't exactly have a problem getting sex.
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