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The 64 Manliest Movies Ever Made

campussqueeze.com — #20 {Bloodsport}: 'Why It's On The List:' Jean Claude Van Damme stomps on every opponent including the roided out Chinese guy who killed his friend in battle. 'Memorable Man Quote:' Chong Li: You break my record, now I break you, like I break your friend.

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  • krypton24, on 05/16/2008, -0/+93dugg for being all on one page
  • SHv2, on 05/16/2008, -9/+5764. The Usual Suspects
    63. Blazing Saddles
    62. Army of Darkness
    61. Lord of War
    60. The Warriors
    59. Texas Chainsaw Massacre [remake]
    58. Fear of Loathing in Las Vegas
    57. Porky's
    56. Goldfinger
    55. Batman
    54. CaddyShack
    53. Saw
    52. New Jack City
    51. The Rock
    50. Unleashed
    49. Lethal Weapon
    48. Blade
    47. Seven Samurai
    46. Running Man
    45. Spartacus
    44. Terminator 2
    43. Slap Shot
    42. Hard Boiled
    41. Under Siege
    40. Dawn of the Dead
    39. Grindhouse
    38. Indiana Jones: Raiders of the Lost Ark
    37. The Program
    36. Animal House
    35. Conan the Barbarian
    34. Demolition Man
    33. Dirty Harry
    32. Snatch
    31. Death Wish
    30. True Grit
    29. Escape from New York
    28. Gangs of New York
    27. Mad Max: The Road Warrior
    26. 300
    25. Game of Death
    24. Apocalpyse Now
    23. The Punisher
    22. Man on Fire
    21. Predator
    20. Bloodsport
    19. Commando
    18. First Blood
    17. The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
    16. Full Metal Jacket
    15. Godfather
    14. Reservoir Dogs
    13. Rocky IV
    12. Boondock Saints
    11. Sin City
    10. Gladiator
    9. Deer Hunter
    8. Crank
    7. Braveheart
    6. Platoon
    5. Wall Street
    4. Die Hard
    3. Tombstone
    2. American Psycho
    1. Fight Club
  • jjustice, on 05/16/2008, -2/+36Manly movies come in powers of 2.
  • booststrong, on 05/16/2008, -0/+26The Outlaw Josie Whales needs to be on that list FOR SURE
  • mrpink.137, on 05/16/2008, -1/+2764 movies on one page. Nice.
  • inactive, on 05/16/2008, -4/+30I thought Pulp Fiction was a manly movie....

    Jules: Then you know what I'm saying. Describe what Marsellus Wallace looks like!
    Brett: What?
    Jules: [Points gun at Brett] Say "what" again! Say - "what" - again! I dare you! I double-dare you *****! Say "what" one more goddamn time!
    Brett: He's black.
    Jules: Go on!
    Brett: He's bald.
    Jules: Does he look like a bitch?
  • JacksonYaya, on 05/16/2008, -1/+24NO CLOCKWORK ORANGE?????????
  • Boblin, on 05/16/2008, -3/+22Rambo kills one guy, accidentally, in First Blood...
  • AmericanGunner, on 05/16/2008, -2/+15Lord of War, was the most underrated movie of 2005. glad to see this list has it on it.
  • kjames00, on 05/16/2008, -3/+16Now thats a legit movie list...
  • ElBeh, on 05/16/2008, -1/+13Thank you for being all on one page.
  • balloonenstein, on 05/16/2008, -1/+13A lot of good choices, but Army of Darkness only at 62? C'mon! Plus Evil Dead 2 is way manlier. Ash cuts his own hand off and and replaces it with a chainsaw!
  • Shogi, on 05/16/2008, -0/+11Band of Brothers.
  • inactive, on 05/16/2008, -1/+12does not have big trouble in little china. buried as inaccurate
  • jggube, on 05/16/2008, -2/+13Although "Jean Claude" is a pretty weak name, Bloodsport is definitely a manly movie.
  • inactive, on 05/16/2008, -4/+14No Divine Secrets of the Ya-ya Sisterhood?
  • lotec, on 05/16/2008, -1/+11ummm, Scarface anyone?
  • Shogi, on 05/16/2008, -3/+12I'm shocked, not a single Chuck Norris movie.

    Also, 300 shoulda been higher. Nothing more manly than staring death in the face with a smile, and kicking insane amounts of ass.

    Shouldn't lose points for the writer's insecurity issues.
  • killbert24, on 05/16/2008, -1/+10Fantastic list! A lot of work went into this. They could have just done a top 10 but they went and wrote about 64 films! The first Robocop movie would have been a cool addition.
    Line: RoboCop: [after shooting perp in groin] Don't move, creep.
  • RobotKing, on 05/16/2008, -0/+9Looks like Charles Bronson must've been on the list because the server is dead.
  • Ocelot13, on 05/16/2008, -0/+9where the hell is pulp fiction?
  • awesometastic1, on 05/16/2008, -1/+9um, did they even watch Bloodsport? The Chinese dude didn't kill his friend, he just injured him really good. It was a different guy he killed.
  • happytedium, on 05/16/2008, -1/+9Lord of War? Demolition Man? Blade? CaddyShack?

    Some of the movies seem either not so manly, or just bad movies which I'm sure could have been replaced by manly-but-good movies. But I'm glad to see Apocalypse Now, Full Metal Jacket, Fight Club, Escape from New York, Seven Samurai etc.
  • dannytehmanny, on 05/16/2008, -0/+7missing goodfellas wtf
  • FutureSandwhich, on 05/16/2008, -0/+7While not technically a movie so much as a mini-series. It still holds the spot as greatest depiction of World War II I have ever seen.
  • TEHxINTERWEBS, on 05/16/2008, -3/+10In Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spiritus Sancti.

    ***** yea Boondock Saints!
  • nullx42, on 05/16/2008, -1/+8It is. Should have been number 1 for the "Bad mother *****" wallet alone.
  • badassninja, on 05/16/2008, -0/+7I know. And they made it sound like he was a killing robot in that movie. I don't think he even wanted that ***** ass hole pig dead. But this movie should be on the list because it is one man's Epic Fight to just be left the ***** alone by the man.
  • bokep, on 05/16/2008, -0/+6WHERE IS THE NOTEBOOK!?!?!
  • codyman, on 05/16/2008, -0/+6http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-0BVT4cqGY

    Make my day, punk
  • JazzClutchkick, on 05/16/2008, -2/+8Lord of war over Army of Darkness....wtf
  • Trax91, on 05/16/2008, -0/+6Yeah but once you seen 'Van Damme', it makes up for the 'Jean Claude'
  • godslayer, on 05/16/2008, -1/+6Don't forget to mention "The Dirty Dozen."
  • FutureSandwhich, on 05/16/2008, -0/+5Army of Darkness should have been in the top 10 at least.
  • glittler, on 05/16/2008, -0/+5I just knew that fight club had to be in the top ten, that movie exudes manliness
  • ItsMyWii, on 05/16/2008, -0/+5No Scarface?
  • techlyc, on 05/16/2008, -0/+5Bloodsport rocked (Kuuumite!) but the OP is ***** wrong, Chong Li didn't kill the biker guy, just gave him a really good concussion, sent him to the hospital, and STOLE HIS HEADBAND - which JCVD just HAD to get back.

    Frank Dux, baby. He ***** with the Jesus.
  • PhoenixAvatar2, on 05/16/2008, -1/+5Yeah, but Jean Claude Van Damme is a ***** awesome name.
  • badassninja, on 05/16/2008, -0/+4I love manly movies and it has nothing to do with getting laid. I watch manly movies because manlyness is suppressed by society over all and these movies remind me that I have a pair of balls and I should use them. You can go back to watching Oprah now I'm done with you.
  • inactive, on 05/16/2008, -0/+4A manliest movie list where I viddy no Clockwork orange is no list at all.
  • jdevilz, on 05/16/2008, -0/+4Since when was Michelle Pfieffer in the original Batman movie?
  • inactive, on 05/16/2008, -0/+4It's now my mission to download all those which I haven't seen - which isn't many actually.

    Army of Darkness is ***** amazing though.
  • macfan93, on 05/16/2008, -0/+4If they can fit 64 on one page, cracked can easily fit ten
  • yogiincork, on 05/16/2008, -0/+4List with 64 items on one page FTW!
  • tenspeedogbb, on 05/16/2008, -1/+4"31. Death Wish"

    Way to go, genius.
  • afractus, on 05/16/2008, -0/+3Man on man rape is not cool!
  • duke1981, on 05/16/2008, -0/+3Thank god they put a good Bond movie in the list.
  • soupdawg30, on 05/16/2008, -0/+3I just watched it today. He just wanted his damn truck back.
  • Monstarr, on 05/16/2008, -0/+3Plus the top 256, 512 or 1024 Manliest movies would be just pointless.
  • Oppslagsverk, on 05/16/2008, -0/+3Pulp Fiction rocks hard for manliness. Harder than many of the other movies on the list.

    Where is 'From Dusk Till Dawn'?
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