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The 64 Manliest Movies Ever Made
campussqueeze.com — #20 {Bloodsport}: 'Why It's On The List:' Jean Claude Van Damme stomps on every opponent including the roided out Chinese guy who killed his friend in battle. 'Memorable Man Quote:' Chong Li: You break my record, now I break you, like I break your friend.
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- jjustice, on 05/16/2008, -2/+35Manly movies come in powers of 2.
- Trax91, on 05/16/2008, -1/+2Perfect square is perfect like man.
- bratterscain, on 05/16/2008, -1/+1That's just gay to love the male body so much. No matter how perfect the male body is, there's almost always a woman out there who can find it's Achilles heel and control it. Have you ever been married? Too much love of manliness and manly things seems to strike me as odd. I don't mind sitting down to watch a chick flick once in a while, especially if there's hot actresses on it.
- Monstarr, on 05/16/2008, -0/+3Plus the top 256, 512 or 1024 Manliest movies would be just pointless.
- Trax91, on 05/16/2008, -1/+2Perfect square is perfect like man.
- booststrong, on 05/16/2008, -0/+25The Outlaw Josie Whales needs to be on that list FOR SURE
- jackalsclaw, on 05/17/2008, -0/+1yea
- killbert24, on 05/16/2008, -1/+9Fantastic list! A lot of work went into this. They could have just done a top 10 but they went and wrote about 64 films! The first Robocop movie would have been a cool addition.
Line: RoboCop: [after shooting perp in groin] Don't move, creep. - kjames00, on 05/16/2008, -3/+15Now thats a legit movie list...
- dannytehmanny, on 05/16/2008, -0/+7missing goodfellas wtf
- HawkFan27, on 05/16/2008, -0/+0Raging Bull?
- ostracize, on 05/16/2008, -0/+1The vast majority of them are just mindless action movies. Sorry, but that list was pathetic.
- jggube, on 05/16/2008, -1/+12Although "Jean Claude" is a pretty weak name, Bloodsport is definitely a manly movie.
- PhoenixAvatar2, on 05/16/2008, -1/+5Yeah, but Jean Claude Van Damme is a ***** awesome name.
- Trax91, on 05/16/2008, -0/+5Yeah but once you seen 'Van Damme', it makes up for the 'Jean Claude'
- techlyc, on 05/16/2008, -0/+5Bloodsport rocked (Kuuumite!) but the OP is ***** wrong, Chong Li didn't kill the biker guy, just gave him a really good concussion, sent him to the hospital, and STOLE HIS HEADBAND - which JCVD just HAD to get back.
Frank Dux, baby. He ***** with the Jesus. - phyx726, on 05/16/2008, -0/+1Van damme's feet slapping someone's face in slow motion was the greatest
- CA55IDY, on 05/16/2008, -0/+1OK USA!! classic!
- Croecop, on 05/16/2008, -4/+13No Divine Secrets of the Ya-ya Sisterhood?
- Boblin, on 05/16/2008, -3/+21Rambo kills one guy, accidentally, in First Blood...
- nickj6282, on 05/16/2008, -0/+2Why are you guys digging him down? He's absolutely right. Although it was a pretty badass killing (he killed a guy in a helicopter trying to take him out with a sniper rifle by hurling a rock at him).
http://www.geekstir.com/movies/rambos-kill-count/ - badassninja, on 05/16/2008, -0/+7I know. And they made it sound like he was a killing robot in that movie. I don't think he even wanted that ***** ass hole pig dead. But this movie should be on the list because it is one man's Epic Fight to just be left the ***** alone by the man.
- nickj6282, on 05/16/2008, -0/+2Why are you guys digging him down? He's absolutely right. Although it was a pretty badass killing (he killed a guy in a helicopter trying to take him out with a sniper rifle by hurling a rock at him).
- caeser5786, on 05/16/2008, -12/+9Saving Private Ryan? Heard of it? No, never seen the greatest war movie ever? Hmm
- amanilaenvelope, on 05/16/2008, -6/+4were they serial about leaving that out!! its nothing but man love all around and kick ass actions scenes.
show me another movie where you literally feel your heart pumping like when they arrive on the beach and mayhem just ensues. - rgon, on 05/16/2008, -3/+3A little movie called Thin Red Line would like to speak to you.
- Shogi, on 05/16/2008, -0/+11Band of Brothers.
- FutureSandwhich, on 05/16/2008, -0/+7While not technically a movie so much as a mini-series. It still holds the spot as greatest depiction of World War II I have ever seen.
- bratterscain, on 05/16/2008, -0/+1I agree as well as many more war movies I could mention.
- taylorr05, on 05/16/2008, -1/+2Saving Private Ryan isn't manly, though. Tom Hanks in general isn't "manly." For manly war movies, see Platoon, Full Metal Jacket, or Enemy at the Gates. Those movies are ***** brutal.
- Pyroteq, on 05/16/2008, -0/+3Saving Private Ryan should definitely jump onto the list, some of the most brutal war scenes ever. Also, Black Hawk Down was action packed from beginning to end. A guy ends up with an un-exploded RPG lodged in his chest, guts everywhere, awesome movie.
Also - Shoot Em Up definitely deserves a spot. It has the most ridiculous action scenes ever and a sex/action scene with Monica Belluci. Easily top 10.
WTF - I can't copy from the comments anymore.
=/ - paidhima, on 05/16/2008, -1/+2I can't say Saving Private Ryan is the best war movie ever, but the opening Normany beach landing alone should have put it on the list.
- amanilaenvelope, on 05/16/2008, -6/+4were they serial about leaving that out!! its nothing but man love all around and kick ass actions scenes.
- Sornos, on 05/16/2008, -6/+1Maybe it is just me, but is the page down?
- Jalh, on 05/16/2008, -0/+1its you
- amanilaenvelope, on 05/16/2008, -8/+8Whoa, how dare they leave out Shoot 'Em Up !! Clive Owen is ***** awesome in that one. The adrenaline just bitch slaps you all the time.
- queenstarsha, on 05/16/2008, -0/+1being bitch-slapped is way manly.
- xeyne, on 05/16/2008, -1/+2that movie wasn't really great. the over-use of effects just spoilt it
- TEHxINTERWEBS, on 05/16/2008, -3/+9In Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spiritus Sancti.
***** yea Boondock Saints! - SHv2, on 05/16/2008, -9/+5564. The Usual Suspects
63. Blazing Saddles
62. Army of Darkness
61. Lord of War
60. The Warriors
59. Texas Chainsaw Massacre [remake]
58. Fear of Loathing in Las Vegas
57. Porky's
56. Goldfinger
55. Batman
54. CaddyShack
53. Saw
52. New Jack City
51. The Rock
50. Unleashed
49. Lethal Weapon
48. Blade
47. Seven Samurai
46. Running Man
45. Spartacus
44. Terminator 2
43. Slap Shot
42. Hard Boiled
41. Under Siege
40. Dawn of the Dead
39. Grindhouse
38. Indiana Jones: Raiders of the Lost Ark
37. The Program
36. Animal House
35. Conan the Barbarian
34. Demolition Man
33. Dirty Harry
32. Snatch
31. Death Wish
30. True Grit
29. Escape from New York
28. Gangs of New York
27. Mad Max: The Road Warrior
26. 300
25. Game of Death
24. Apocalpyse Now
23. The Punisher
22. Man on Fire
21. Predator
20. Bloodsport
19. Commando
18. First Blood
17. The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
16. Full Metal Jacket
15. Godfather
14. Reservoir Dogs
13. Rocky IV
12. Boondock Saints
11. Sin City
10. Gladiator
9. Deer Hunter
8. Crank
7. Braveheart
6. Platoon
5. Wall Street
4. Die Hard
3. Tombstone
2. American Psycho
1. Fight Club- queenstarsha, on 05/16/2008, -4/+4300!
all that my over-educated dude housemates could talk about while i watched this was the man-to-man sex that apparently reigned in that era, and how this movie was utterly ignoring it.
i suppose i can concede that being so manly you can only bear to ***** men is extra-manly.
yes, my housemates' fixation on this issue had me wondering. - synergye, on 05/16/2008, -0/+0It wasn't because they were "so manly," but because Spartans were forced to be in the military until age 60, and of these approximate 48 years, most of their contact was with men, so it wasn't very strange for an older warrior to have a younger male to satisfy his desires during his service. The wives even expected it for men who survived past age 60 to become normal citizens.
- gryphon50, on 05/16/2008, -0/+0the Spartans were out-numbered by their slaves 10 to 1 so they had to be on a constant military footing to deal with that issue...
- FuckThaMeme, on 05/16/2008, -0/+4It's now my mission to download all those which I haven't seen - which isn't many actually.
Army of Darkness is ***** amazing though.- FutureSandwhich, on 05/16/2008, -0/+5Army of Darkness should have been in the top 10 at least.
- JBish828, on 05/23/2008, -0/+1Crank in the Top 10? That's my only major complaint.
- queenstarsha, on 05/16/2008, -4/+4300!
- x4ncars4me, on 05/16/2008, -13/+4Pretty good list, but I'd like to see Ocean's 11 somewhere on there.
- iamstig, on 05/16/2008, -11/+5Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Who said that? Who the ***** said that? Who's the slimy little communist *****, twinkle-toed ***** down here who just signed his own death warrant? Nobody, huh? The fairy ***** godmother said it. Out-*****-standing. I will PT you all until you ***** die. I'll PT you until your assholes are sucking buttermilk.
[Gunnery Sgt. Hartman grabs Pvt. Cowboy by the shirt]
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Was it you, you scroungy little *****, huh?
Private Cowboy: Sir, no Sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: You little piece of ***** you look like a ***** worm, I bet it was you!
Private Cowboy: Sir, no Sir!
Private Joker: Sir, I said it, Sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Well, no *****. What have we got here, a ***** comedian? Private, Joker! I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you, you can come over to my house and ***** my sister!
[Gunnery Sgt. Hartman punches Pvt. Joker in the stomach]
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: You little scumbag! I got your name, I got your ass! You will not laugh, you will not cry, you will learn by the numbers, I will teach you! Now get up! Get on your feet! You had best ***** yourself or I will unscrew your head and ***** down your neck!
Private Joker: Sir, Yes sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Private Joker, why did you join my beloved Corps!
Private Joker: Sir, to kill, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: So you're a killer!
Private Joker: Sir, yes sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Then let me see your war face!
Private Joker: [nervously] Sir?
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: You got a war face! AHHHHHHHHHHH! That's a war face, let me see your war face!
Private Joker: Ahhhh!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: *****, you didn't convince me, let me see your REAL war face!
Private Joker: AHHHHHHHHHHH!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: You don't scare me! Work on it!
Private Joker: Sir, yes sir! - krypton24, on 05/16/2008, -0/+92dugg for being all on one page
- ElBeh, on 05/16/2008, -1/+12Thank you for being all on one page.
- balloonenstein, on 05/16/2008, -1/+12A lot of good choices, but Army of Darkness only at 62? C'mon! Plus Evil Dead 2 is way manlier. Ash cuts his own hand off and and replaces it with a chainsaw!
- UltramegaOK, on 05/16/2008, -4/+29I thought Pulp Fiction was a manly movie....
Jules: Then you know what I'm saying. Describe what Marsellus Wallace looks like!
Brett: What?
Jules: [Points gun at Brett] Say "what" again! Say - "what" - again! I dare you! I double-dare you *****! Say "what" one more goddamn time!
Brett: He's black.
Jules: Go on!
Brett: He's bald.
Jules: Does he look like a bitch?- nullx42, on 05/16/2008, -1/+8It is. Should have been number 1 for the "Bad mother *****" wallet alone.
- Oppslagsverk, on 05/16/2008, -0/+2Pulp Fiction rocks hard for manliness. Harder than many of the other movies on the list.
Where is 'From Dusk Till Dawn'? - afractus, on 05/16/2008, -0/+3Man on man rape is not cool!
- mrpink.137, on 05/16/2008, -1/+2664 movies on one page. Nice.
- RobotKing, on 05/16/2008, -0/+8Looks like Charles Bronson must've been on the list because the server is dead.
- jawbreaker4fs, on 05/16/2008, -0/+1I fail to see how any "manliest movies" list can exclude all the Death Wish movies.
- TheBuz, on 05/16/2008, -9/+4Yeah that list kind of blew. No Death Wish, and the TCM remake and Lord of War? ***** that noise, cotton.
- tenspeedogbb, on 05/16/2008, -1/+4"31. Death Wish"
Way to go, genius. - TheBuz, on 05/16/2008, -0/+1Well *****. I missed it.
Still, TCM and Lord of War for the lose.
- tenspeedogbb, on 05/16/2008, -1/+4"31. Death Wish"
- queenstarsha, on 05/16/2008, -12/+3who cares except men who think the movies they watch will get them laid/make their dicks less tiny/make them less pathetic human beings.
jesus. can you imagine a 64 womanliest movies ever made list? if yes, then imagine how this list and your adherence to it looks to non-stupid women.- theotheragentm, on 05/16/2008, -0/+2"who cares except men who think the movies they watch will get them laid/make their dicks less tiny/make them less pathetic human beings."
That is exactly why I watch porn. None made the list though. I need to sit and question my manliness now. - badassninja, on 05/16/2008, -0/+4I love manly movies and it has nothing to do with getting laid. I watch manly movies because manlyness is suppressed by society over all and these movies remind me that I have a pair of balls and I should use them. You can go back to watching Oprah now I'm done with you.
- theotheragentm, on 05/16/2008, -0/+2"who cares except men who think the movies they watch will get them laid/make their dicks less tiny/make them less pathetic human beings."
- jseres, on 05/16/2008, -9/+8No V for Vendetta?
- rentmitchum, on 05/16/2008, -0/+2It's so good it should be on any list. Best movie about a burn victim since Lifetime's movie "The Men Who Will Hurt You Because This is Lifetime.
- AwakeningAZ, on 05/16/2008, -0/+1Jackson doesn't die.
- JacksonYaya, on 05/16/2008, -1/+23NO CLOCKWORK ORANGE?????????
- bratterscain, on 05/16/2008, -5/+2If you live in Britain maybe. Britain's man movies are a little fruitier than American ones.
- rrbest, on 05/16/2008, -0/+4A manliest movie list where I viddy no Clockwork orange is no list at all.
- highlyhigh, on 05/16/2008, -12/+5***** list ever. manly movie cannot also be subtle and sensible and thats what most movies on the list are- ***** american psycho right before fight club? don't you know that that movie was made by a female director? takes a place in the heart of new york metrosexual society and the directing and scoring to go along with it? i spit on this article. and also fart.
- taylorr05, on 05/16/2008, -0/+2I totally agree. This list is bogus and totally biased. It's like a high schooler's list of favorite movies. ***** crank beat Army of Darkness. I call shenanigans.
- AmericanGunner, on 05/16/2008, -2/+14Lord of War, was the most underrated movie of 2005. glad to see this list has it on it.
- convergent, on 05/16/2008, -1/+4Very solid list, sure some movies are missing but I feel he got most of them. Plus it's all on one page.
- austin006, on 05/16/2008, -2/+4while fear AND loathing is probably my favorite movie ever, it seems a little out of place on this list which seems to be mostly violence-based movies.
drug binges arent just for us guys. girls do drugs too! - Laughsatyou, on 05/16/2008, -0/+11does not have big trouble in little china. buried as inaccurate
- duke1981, on 05/16/2008, -0/+2Haha hell yeah
- soupdawg30, on 05/16/2008, -0/+3I just watched it today. He just wanted his damn truck back.
- mattrickmd, on 05/16/2008, -1/+2I thought to myself as I got to around 8 "wow American Psycho is a pretty manly movie why didn't the writer pick it, there is no way it scored better then 8"
- queestaesto, on 05/16/2008, -4/+3I'm a petite woman. I've grown up with/seen all these movies but 3 and loved...still love every single one of them. Does this make me manly? List is missing a whole lot of manly movies. mmmm manly........
I don't want to see a womanliest movie list.....boooooooo - ragmaster, on 05/16/2008, -3/+2Come on, how could they not include Rambo IV?
- Drax0n, on 05/16/2008, -0/+1They did... Number 13....
- knifesideleft, on 05/16/2008, -0/+2kinda looks like rocky 4 to me...
- Drax0n, on 05/16/2008, -0/+1They did... Number 13....
- JazzClutchkick, on 05/16/2008, -2/+7Lord of war over Army of Darkness....wtf
- Spartyon, on 05/16/2008, -3/+4usual suspects being last?
that has to be a joke. - godslayer, on 05/16/2008, -1/+5Don't forget to mention "The Dirty Dozen."
- glittler, on 05/16/2008, -0/+4I just knew that fight club had to be in the top ten, that movie exudes manliness
- Gorzki, on 05/16/2008, -4/+1Only one Segal movie? This list could've used much more segal, haha.
- FuckThaMeme, on 05/16/2008, -0/+1Out for a Kill?
- TheLastFreeMan, on 05/16/2008, -5/+3Christ, this site has 64 items on one page whereas sites like cracked.com put 5 items on 5 pages. Can these webmasters please find a suitable middle ground?
- Memnochxx, on 05/16/2008, -1/+4What's wrong with putting 64 items on one page?
- hchdzl, on 05/16/2008, -0/+1Laser Mission. It has Bruce Lee's son, the most ludicrous plot (lasers + world's biggest diamond = nuclear explosion), the manliest dialogue and an immortal villain.
- duke1981, on 05/16/2008, -0/+1If you want Brandon Lee on that list you would have to put the Crow or Rapid Fire on there.
- xXMetalJesusXx, on 05/16/2008, -0/+2Texas Chainsaw Massacre Remake?
***** that....the list was pretty good all around though- Shogi, on 05/16/2008, -0/+1That movie sucked. I only watched because Biel was in it.
- awesometastic1, on 05/16/2008, -1/+8um, did they even watch Bloodsport? The Chinese dude didn't kill his friend, he just injured him really good. It was a different guy he killed.
- knifesideleft, on 05/16/2008, -0/+1yeah was about to say the same thing...
- monseur, on 05/16/2008, -0/+1Thank you for noticing this. It bugged me too.
- DrunkenMick, on 05/16/2008, -0/+2Yeah Ogre was fine! He was all crying and hugging in the hospital at the end.
- ch3zyp00fs, on 05/17/2008, -0/+0Exactly. They even kissed. It was sadly the romance of the whole movie.. And don't even try to sell me on the reporter chick being the "girl" she was a decoy.
- arango, on 05/16/2008, -0/+1Seriously. He even got his bandanna back and everything.
- DetpackJump, on 05/16/2008, -2/+5Scarface?
- codyman, on 05/16/2008, -0/+5http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-0BVT4cqGY
Make my day, punk- bratterscain, on 05/16/2008, -0/+1Also, Every Which Way But Loose, manly Eastwood flick.
- DeCePTioN34, on 05/16/2008, -0/+1You feeling lucky...Punk
- Jalh, on 05/16/2008, -1/+2dugg for one page article.
- Shogi, on 05/16/2008, -3/+11I'm shocked, not a single Chuck Norris movie.
Also, 300 shoulda been higher. Nothing more manly than staring death in the face with a smile, and kicking insane amounts of ass.
Shouldn't lose points for the writer's insecurity issues.- bokep, on 05/16/2008, -4/+4If 300 is a manly movie I must have missed the note. I fell asleep in the theatre because that movie was so boring.
- bobthegreat1224, on 05/16/2008, -1/+2Are you sure you aren't a narcoleptic?
- Rizmaster, on 05/16/2008, -2/+2300 is probably one of the gayest movies ever made. "Hey, let's all go out into the fields together shirtless, "camp out" and fight anyone who looks at us funny!
Yeah, someone's got some insecurity issues.
- bokep, on 05/16/2008, -4/+4If 300 is a manly movie I must have missed the note. I fell asleep in the theatre because that movie was so boring.
- happytedium, on 05/16/2008, -1/+8Lord of War? Demolition Man? Blade? CaddyShack?
Some of the movies seem either not so manly, or just bad movies which I'm sure could have been replaced by manly-but-good movies. But I'm glad to see Apocalypse Now, Full Metal Jacket, Fight Club, Escape from New York, Seven Samurai etc.- pjrbx75, on 05/16/2008, -0/+1yeah, and some of the newer movies were unconvincingly the "manliest" of movies.
- PyroRaver, on 05/16/2008, -1/+1Great list. There's a couple I need to catch, but I've seen all the ones in the top 10.
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- remo2012, on 05/16/2008, -1/+1http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNdUV1vysAc
Truth one word.- SickofSects, on 05/16/2008, -0/+0wth?
- xaeon, on 05/16/2008, -0/+1You do realise those are six minutes I'm never going to get back, right?
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