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- mrDanielC, on 07/18/2008, -0/+56nothing beats bat nipples....... ok maybe bat breasts.
- Necrid, on 07/18/2008, -0/+4711# Robin
(ok not a weapon, but whatever) - inactive, on 07/18/2008, -1/+36Shark Repellent FTW!
- ironeus, on 08/01/2008, -0/+29In The Simpsons episode where Krusty makes a guest appearance on the 60s Batman show as the villain "Clownface", Batman remarks that he was lucky he always carried his anti-carousel reversal spray in his belt. | source: http://simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Large_Marge
- directedition, on 07/18/2008, -0/+24It should be noted that the 60s movie was not meant to be a serious adaptation of the comic strip. It was actually meant to be funny. Things like shark repellent, bat-eries, and the giant ball bomb were all jokes. But everyone seems to think "LOL PEEPL WER STOOPID IN TEH 60SLOL!"
- Walcherina, on 07/18/2008, -0/+24Those nipples could cut glass.
- inactive, on 07/18/2008, -0/+20To this day, Batman is still haunted by memories of the time he was ambushed by a surprise birthday party and had to miss out on cake because he had no utensils on him.
- eternal464, on 07/18/2008, -0/+16tool is the word you are looking for. Batmans tool.
- SurlyDuff, on 07/18/2008, -0/+13But if he carried the lockpick on his utility belt how would he be able to use it if his hands were tied up?...sure it might taste somewhat metallic and eating can't be easy, but I think if you're in constant danger of getting your hands tied up and worrying about somebody starting an arbitrary countdown to your death, it would be worth it.
- teessidedazza, on 07/18/2008, -0/+13Clownface retorts:
Oh. What don't you have in that belt?
Batman:
Patience! For harlequin hoodlums like yourself! - talonjasra, on 07/18/2008, -1/+13#12: His ability to be on the front page of Digg...again
- leerayIG88, on 07/18/2008, -0/+11I think Batman's witty comments are his best weapons. :D
"I've just perfected an Electronic Hair Bat-Analyzer which may hold the key to this baffling question." - Lugano, on 07/18/2008, -0/+9They forgot to add the 2 giant brass balls he's got in his pants
- bjs3171, on 07/18/2008, -0/+8yeah. that's the point of this list, dude.
- RudeTurnip, on 07/18/2008, -0/+6Some days, you just can't get rid of a bomb...
- supremebeing18, on 07/18/2008, -1/+7Someone should submit a "The Ten Best Top-Ten-Batman-Related Lists" story.
- spidoman, on 07/18/2008, -0/+5I knew it was going to be on the list, and my first thought was, 'they better get the name right, or else they're just another lame blog that has heard about it, but doesn't actually know the movie.'
It's Shark Repellent Bat spray. Not bat shark repellent. - snarfyboy, on 07/18/2008, -0/+5Did you read the article? FTA: "Of course, it makes a difference that it (and the show) was supposed to be goofy, and purposeful stupidity doesn’t really have the same effect as does unintended stupidity. But still, the Bat-shark Repellent is legendary enough (and dumb enough) to lead off this list."
- Scopitone, on 07/18/2008, -1/+6You son of a bitch
- directedition, on 07/18/2008, -0/+5except toplessrobot.com apparently...
Naming the shark spray on "10 most ridiculous weapons in batman's arsenal" is like saying Woody Allen from the 'original' Casino Royal was the "Most ridiculous bond villain" - ancalagon73, on 07/18/2008, -0/+4Would anyone here have liked the bat nipples more if they included them on Batgirl's costume too?
- bjs3171, on 07/18/2008, -0/+4why anyone is writing articles like this, when they could be seeing that brilliant perfect film is completely beyond me.
- LucerinRed, on 07/18/2008, -0/+4Holy *****, a top ten list that isn't from cracked or devinecaroline. wow. maybe now we have enough to make a top 10 list of lists that aren't from those two sites.
- ajocksch, on 07/18/2008, -1/+5Hence inclusion as a weapon, no doubt
- deanoplex, on 07/18/2008, -0/+3I've got nipples, Igloo. Can you milk me?
- inactive, on 07/18/2008, -0/+3Because you can milk anything with nipples.
- sexybobo, on 07/18/2008, -0/+3"Sharkrepellant on a utility belt! That's preposterous!"
The shark repellent wasn't on his utility belt. It was in the helicopter robin had to bring it down to him - Totz83, on 07/18/2008, -2/+5too much Batman
- rheaume, on 07/18/2008, -0/+3Top 10 most ridiculous Batman-related top 10 lists
- SteelAuger, on 07/18/2008, -0/+3Shark Repellent makes sense. If you remember when Robin pulled it off the shelf in the helicopter it was two cans down from Whale Repellent. Truly you must be the world's greatest strategic detective if you can envision a scenario where that might come in handy.
- blackinthmiddle, on 07/18/2008, -0/+3Didn't guys in combat during Viet Nam keep arsenic pills under their tongue? That way they could always end their life and avoid being tortured? So, yeah, *maybe* this is plausible.
- inactive, on 07/18/2008, -0/+3Batman>Superman anyday of the week
plus The Dark Knight movie was amazing, much better than that Superman movie - rojano17, on 07/18/2008, -1/+3Holy batman Digg-spam, Batman!
- inactive, on 07/18/2008, -0/+2Hey now, we can't let the clues get cold!
- slimjimworm, on 07/18/2008, -0/+2Better watch out for those Bat Nipple weapons.
They might poke your eye out. - inactive, on 07/18/2008, -0/+2Ah well I do agree with you actually.
Not that Batman is spoiled but that there is way too many articles related to Batman, and eh the iPhone. It's a good thing Nolan didn't chose to give Batman an iPhone. . . . that'd just be too ironic. - doctechnical, on 07/18/2008, -0/+2I didn't see the movie, but is there a possibility Bats *swallowed* the lock pick and then regurgitated it when he needed it? That's how Houdini used to do it.
- deaftly, on 07/18/2008, -0/+2Im pretty sure they were on Alicia's costume
- ptsuk, on 07/19/2008, -0/+1really not on his utility belt? wow then the article is even worse! (i was just going with what they wrote cause i don't recall the movie at all in my golden years)
- Totz83, on 07/18/2008, -0/+1pfft, well its true, you know the old saying -
"Too many Batmen spoil the Batman, Batman." - chaos7, on 07/18/2008, -0/+1i know i'm in the minority, but i think the bat suits SHOULD show a little bit of nipples. it's the natural male human anatomy.
- bagboyrebel, on 07/18/2008, -0/+1what about the bat-female-villain-repellent?
http://superdickery.com/index.php?view=article&cat ... - inactive, on 07/18/2008, -1/+2Don't forget the Bat-bong! http://nitesmoke.wordpress.com/
- tke100, on 07/18/2008, -0/+1digging for #1 The Bat nipples! lol
- inactive, on 07/18/2008, -0/+1You bitch of a son
- Giovannizero, on 07/18/2008, -0/+1Bat alphabet soup thermis was by far the stupidest gadget I've ever seen. It used in the old show once because the riddler left a clue in alphabet soup...dumb
- veriix, on 07/18/2008, -0/+1Since when are Lockpicks, Broth, a Batmobile Key, and Wool Socks weapons? I haven't read those comics but from what I've read here it doesn't sound like those were used as weapons.
- donna1234, on 11/08/2008, -0/+1Everyone knows that Batman is all about the "wonderful toys
http://www.bestipodtips.info
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http://www.webthe.info
http://www.mad4.info
http://www.vindictivebastard.net/
http://www.alobre.info - heartsblood, on 07/19/2008, -0/+1I don't give a ***** about batman or his stupid weapons why is this ***** on digg?
- Mahoney07, on 07/18/2008, -0/+1The Batmobile had a key in Batman Begins. Bruce gave it to Gordon.
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