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The 10 Most Hideous Movie Heroes

maxim.com — Just because the star of Hellboy II: The Golden Army won’t win Top Model, that doesn’t mean he can’t save the day. Take a (careful) peek at these other aesthetically challenged good guys.

Who dugg this? Made popular Jul 8, 2008

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  • amanilaenvelope, on 07/07/2008, -10/+156. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . _________________________
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  • inactive, on 07/07/2008, -0/+45Admiral Ackbar may be ugly, but his breakfast cereal rocks

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=HDLx08Oar3Q
  • WeaponAlpha, on 07/08/2008, -0/+26I would have said Tila Tequila, from Gremlins.
  • Rohhob, on 07/08/2008, -1/+269 pages...buried
  • whysteriastar, on 07/07/2008, -1/+19That is the most amazing thing I've ever seen.
  • insanemike, on 07/07/2008, -4/+21This post is definitely not a trap!
  • Audy592, on 07/08/2008, -0/+17 The 9 Most Hideous Movie Heroes*
  • Linkin4, on 07/08/2008, -0/+15HEYYY YOUUU GUYSSSS
  • inactive, on 07/08/2008, -0/+14Welcome to the Internet.
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  • nericus, on 07/08/2008, -0/+11Umm No Toxic Avenger?
  • Janiswhistle, on 07/08/2008, -0/+10Where's Cameron Diaz?
  • inactive, on 07/08/2008, -0/+10Our eyes cant repel sexiness of that magnitude!
  • heyitsgarrett, on 07/08/2008, -0/+9Focus immediately lost when I saw "10 Girls That Look Great Oiled Up" in the sidebar.
  • ObamaWins08, on 07/08/2008, -0/+7Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnndddd you are about two comments too late...

    Missed it by that much!
  • kevman459, on 07/08/2008, -1/+8Second comment huh? I guessed Ackbar ASCII would be fifth comment when I saw the thumbnail for the article. Well done.
  • ryleyleckie, on 07/08/2008, -0/+7Admiral Ackbar is beautiful.
  • altinnovation, on 07/08/2008, -0/+7I closed and buried this ***** when I found out it's laid onto 10 pages.

    And it loads too long.
  • kevman459, on 07/08/2008, -0/+7While this was a good article, some of the others on the page lead me to believe Maxim is running out of ideas.
    "10 Girls That Look Great Oiled Up"
  • theotheragentm, on 07/08/2008, -0/+6It cuts the roof of my mouth. Oh wait. That's Cap'n Crunch.
  • glitch452, on 07/07/2008, -3/+9This is just being mean and hurtful.
    Biased against hairy people.

    though...i will give 'em Billy Crystal
  • burton3660, on 07/08/2008, -0/+4ITS A TRAP
  • iFrix, on 07/08/2008, -0/+410 most ugly?? I only counted 9
  • NaziHatinChimp, on 07/08/2008, -0/+3He's not a crustacean. I thought he was a squid.
  • bman85, on 07/08/2008, -0/+3^^i think you meant he should stay in more, i've never seen one of those when i was "out"
  • chris4404, on 07/08/2008, -0/+3I'm sure the list was good but I couldn't focus with Gabrielle Union in the top corner.
  • reaper527, on 07/08/2008, -0/+3dugg for admiral ackbar
  • alexismyhomeboi, on 07/08/2008, -1/+4Admiral Ackbar counts as two?
  • shibainu, on 07/08/2008, -0/+3http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9uaDiRlLBQ

    smells like cabbage
  • Akronos, on 07/08/2008, -0/+3Wow! I've got to get that the next time I go to to supermarket. Or maybe Admiral Ackbar will just burst into my house like the Kool Aid Jug.
    Right now, though, my favorite cereal is:
    http://youtube.com/watch?v=I11w-rl6iaY
  • Depravo, on 07/08/2008, -2/+5Frankenstein was the name of the creator, not the monster. A common misconception held by all truly stupid people.
  • seantubridy, on 07/08/2008, -0/+3Poor Vincent Schiavelli and Gheorghe Muresan. They're the only ones not wearing makeup!
  • rainydaywoman, on 07/08/2008, -0/+3your tongues can't repel flavour of that magnitude.
  • Testies, on 07/08/2008, -0/+2I'm surprised to see that Maxim has managed to squeeze out a 1/4 of a page away from all the ads to run an actual article. (Talking about printed version as I have sen this in it already)
    Man, Maxim, what happened to you?
  • KH47, on 07/08/2008, -2/+4HEY YOU GUYS!!!
  • warplayer, on 07/08/2008, -0/+2Wow, you must be very important.
  • seantubridy, on 07/08/2008, -0/+2Put the damn prev and next buttons above the image!
  • blorguehad, on 07/08/2008, -0/+2Gotta get me some of those Cracka Ass Crackers
  • dopamyne, on 07/08/2008, -0/+2Dugg for Ackbar. I didn't even look past him.
  • punkcat, on 07/08/2008, -0/+2she just happens to be green, not hideous from the drawings i saw.
  • warplayer, on 07/08/2008, -0/+1Pretty damn sure Ackbar is closely related to Zoidberg. I always just assumed as much...
  • blorguehad, on 07/08/2008, -0/+1I heard she would waste Gabrielle Confederacy!
  • PeTeRZz, on 07/08/2008, -0/+1buried for My Giant
  • JKAL, on 07/08/2008, -0/+1yeah but he was no hero, notice how he did not get a medal in ANH
  • redfred18t, on 07/08/2008, -0/+1dugg for admiral ackbar
  • warplayer, on 07/08/2008, -0/+1Yeah, I was wondering what the hell that meant too.
  • tangorooster, on 08/23/2008, -0/+1funnier than I expected
  • bman85, on 07/08/2008, -0/+1Spawn is one ugly mofo
  • asnider, on 07/08/2008, -0/+1The Rebellion is racist against Wookies.
  • bat-21, on 07/08/2008, -0/+1She's not heroic.
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