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The 10 Most Hideous Movie Heroes

maxim.com — Just because the star of Hellboy II: The Golden Army won ’t win Top Model, that doesn’t mean he can’t save the day. Take a (careful) peek at these other aesthetically challenged good guys.

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  • insanemike, on 07/07/2008, -4/+21This post is definitely not a trap!
  • amanilaenvelope, on 07/07/2008, -10/+156. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . _________________________
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    • whysteriastar, on 07/07/2008, -1/+19That is the most amazing thing I've ever seen.
      • banido, on 07/08/2008, -0/+14Welcome to the Internet.
      • Charlotte_Web, on 07/08/2008, -3/+1You should really get out more.
      • bman85, on 07/08/2008, -0/+3^^i think you meant he should stay in more, i've never seen one of those when i was "out"
      • warplayer, on 07/08/2008, -1/+1New to digg?
    • kevman459, on 07/08/2008, -1/+8Second comment huh? I guessed Ackbar ASCII would be fifth comment when I saw the thumbnail for the article. Well done.
    • banido, on 07/08/2008, -0/+10Our eyes cant repel sexiness of that magnitude!
  • glitch452, on 07/07/2008, -3/+8This is just being mean and hurtful.
    Biased against hairy people.

    though...i will give 'em Billy Crystal
  • macweirdo42, on 07/07/2008, -0/+45Admiral Ackbar may be ugly, but his breakfast cereal rocks

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=HDLx08Oar3Q
    • theotheragentm, on 07/08/2008, -0/+6It cuts the roof of my mouth. Oh wait. That's Cap'n Crunch.
    • Vodd9, on 07/08/2008, -0/+1wat
    • Akronos, on 07/08/2008, -0/+3Wow! I've got to get that the next time I go to to supermarket. Or maybe Admiral Ackbar will just burst into my house like the Kool Aid Jug.
      Right now, though, my favorite cereal is:
      http://youtube.com/watch?v=I11w-rl6iaY
      • blorguehad, on 07/08/2008, -0/+2Gotta get me some of those Cracka Ass Crackers
    • rainydaywoman, on 07/08/2008, -0/+3your tongues can't repel flavour of that magnitude.
    • tangorooster, on 08/23/2008, -0/+1funnier than I expected
  • eclipticevader, on 07/08/2008, -9/+2Aaaaaaaaannnnddd cue various ASCII characters in homage to "it's a trap."
    • ObamaWins08, on 07/08/2008, -0/+7Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnndddd you are about two comments too late...

      Missed it by that much!
  • drcosquared, on 07/08/2008, -2/+3where's she-Hulk?
    • punkcat, on 07/08/2008, -0/+1she just happens to be green, not hideous from the drawings i saw.
  • kevman459, on 07/08/2008, -0/+7While this was a good article, some of the others on the page lead me to believe Maxim is running out of ideas.
    "10 Girls That Look Great Oiled Up"
  • Audy592, on 07/08/2008, -0/+17 The 9 Most Hideous Movie Heroes*
    • alexismyhomeboi, on 07/08/2008, -1/+4Admiral Ackbar counts as two?
  • chris4404, on 07/08/2008, -0/+3I'm sure the list was good but I couldn't focus with Gabrielle Union in the top corner.
    • blorguehad, on 07/08/2008, -0/+1I heard she would waste Gabrielle Confederacy!
      • warplayer, on 07/08/2008, -0/+1Yeah, I was wondering what the hell that meant too.
  • nericus, on 07/08/2008, -0/+11Umm No Toxic Avenger?
  • ryleyleckie, on 07/08/2008, -0/+7Admiral Ackbar is beautiful.
  • Linkin4, on 07/08/2008, -0/+15HEYYY YOUUU GUYSSSS
  • reaper527, on 07/08/2008, -0/+3dugg for admiral ackbar
  • Janiswhistle, on 07/08/2008, -0/+9Where's Cameron Diaz?
  • RobotLeAwesome, on 07/08/2008, -1/+1Ackbar.
  • NaziHatinChimp, on 07/08/2008, -0/+3He's not a crustacean. I thought he was a squid.
    • warplayer, on 07/08/2008, -0/+1Pretty damn sure Ackbar is closely related to Zoidberg. I always just assumed as much...
  • Rohhob, on 07/08/2008, -1/+269 pages...buried
  • altinnovation, on 07/08/2008, -0/+7I closed and buried this ***** when I found out it's laid onto 10 pages.

    And it loads too long.
  • Testies, on 07/08/2008, -0/+2I'm surprised to see that Maxim has managed to squeeze out a 1/4 of a page away from all the ads to run an actual article. (Talking about printed version as I have sen this in it already)
    Man, Maxim, what happened to you?
    • notjasonlee, on 07/08/2008, -0/+0yeah, when did maxim become overrated ad-stuffed shallow garbage? ug, what's the world come to
  • burton3660, on 07/08/2008, -0/+4ITS A TRAP
  • ChinezePanda, on 07/08/2008, -1/+1"Our fighters cant repel firepower of that magnitude!"
  • WeaponAlpha, on 07/08/2008, -0/+26I would have said Tila Tequila, from Gremlins.
  • MatthewJ3030, on 07/08/2008, -0/+0dugg for Rocky Dennis
  • Servebot, on 07/08/2008, -0/+1chewbacca(sp?) wasnt exactly a looker
    • JKAL, on 07/08/2008, -0/+1yeah but he was no hero, notice how he did not get a medal in ANH
      • asnider, on 07/08/2008, -0/+1The Rebellion is racist against Wookies.
  • iFrix, on 07/08/2008, -0/+410 most ugly?? I only counted 9
  • shibainu, on 07/08/2008, -0/+3http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9uaDiRlLBQ

    smells like cabbage
  • seantubridy, on 07/08/2008, -0/+2Put the damn prev and next buttons above the image!
  • KH47, on 07/08/2008, -2/+4HEY YOU GUYS!!!
  • seantubridy, on 07/08/2008, -0/+3Poor Vincent Schiavelli and Gheorghe Muresan. They're the only ones not wearing makeup!
  • Depravo, on 07/08/2008, -2/+5Frankenstein was the name of the creator, not the monster. A common misconception held by all truly stupid people.
  • svensksvamp, on 07/08/2008, -1/+1Hm.. This joke can't go wrong...

    It's a trap!!!

    yeah, I think I nailed it..
  • gglynn07, on 07/08/2008, -0/+1Harry the Bigfoot wasn't Ugly!!! Sloth...well, they nailed that one.
  • icianom, on 07/08/2008, -0/+1Our diggs can't repel a story of that magnitude!
  • shaneomac27, on 07/08/2008, -1/+0its 9 not 10....FAIL
  • HumanRecalled, on 07/08/2008, -1/+2Apparently having large amounts of tumors distoring your face and starring in a horrible movie with Cher makes this character a Hero ?

    OK than ...cheque please !

    Here lies Maxim HERO
    Rocky Dennis
    Mask, 1985
    R.I.P


    Look these list are just ***** dumb and an assult on the brain !! Have these movies shoudln't even be classified as moives let alone character in them called heros ugly or not !
  • dopamyne, on 07/08/2008, -0/+2Dugg for Ackbar. I didn't even look past him.
  • heyitsgarrett, on 07/08/2008, -0/+8Focus immediately lost when I saw "10 Girls That Look Great Oiled Up" in the sidebar.
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  • PeTeRZz, on 07/08/2008, -0/+1buried for My Giant
  • redfred18t, on 07/08/2008, -0/+1dugg for admiral ackbar
  • dragonrebornn, on 07/08/2008, -1/+0Is this a trap?
  • gnarwhaljake, on 07/08/2008, -0/+0I resent this comment. My Admiral Ackbar tattoo disapproves

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