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- adventflux, on 06/14/2008, -7/+70Am I the only one who has never been crazy about the Hulk?
- duke1981, on 06/14/2008, -0/+5111. Bruce Lee
- locojones, on 06/14/2008, -1/+38I vote for the "Superman Returns" Superman because he'd bore the Hulk to death.
- Gimjee, on 06/14/2008, -3/+3810. Marv from Sin City
He’s not really a superhero, but he’s probably the only regular human who would be stubborn enough to give it a try. Sure, he would lose in the end, but he’d put up a hell of a fight.
9. Hellboy from the Hellboy series
Like Marv from Sin City, Hellboy would probably end up losing, but he’d get some good licks in. Plus, he’s got the whole devil-as-his-father thing going on, so Hellboy might be able to go the distance.
8. Rogue from the X-Men series
You can’t exactly call the Hulk a mutant, but if Rogue would be able to steal his powers, it would leave Bruce Banner alone and almost naked with a new She-Hulk to deal with.
7. Batman from Batman Begins and The Dark Knight
First, let me say that we’re talking about Christian Bale’s Batman here. Sure, Michael Keaton could have a go, but the Val Kilmer or George Clooney versions would get completely trounced. But the “good” Batman, being the world’s greatest detective, would be able to figure out a way to beat the Hulk… we would think.
6. The Fantastic Four from The Fantastic Four series
They’ve gone head to head with the Hulk in the comics as well as in the various animated series. Everyone always wants to see a face-off between the big green guy and the Thing, but it would take all four of them to even think about beating the Hulk.
5. Superman from Superman and Superman II
Like our Batman entry, we have the caveat that it would be Christopher Reeves’ Superman that could stand a chance. The Brandon Routh version was too much of a perv and a bit of a pansy.
4. Dr. Manhattan from The Watchmen
Here’s where the real contenders start. Dr. Manhattan is able to manipulate matter on an atomic level. That would give him the winning edge over the Hulk’s brute strength.
3. The Silver Surfer from Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer
It’s the board that would help this guy. Not only could he physically move through the Hulk’s punches, he would be able to tow the green giant into space and drop him into Galactus’s gullet. After all, if the planet eater could destroy entire worlds, we think he’d be able to destroy the Hulk.
2. Jean Gray from the X-Men series
If her powers from X-Men: The Last Stand are any indication, we think Jean Gray would be a shoe-in to beat the Hulk. After all, wouldn’t she just be able to make him disintegrate like she did to Professor Xavier?
1. Syndrome from The Incredibles
Here’s a ringer that not everyone would have thought of, but the villain from the Pixar classic (voiced by Jason Lee) was able to completely immobilize Mr. Incredible with his zero-point energy. Who’s to say he couldn’t do the same to the Hulk and just left him drift off into space.
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The Waffler from Mystery Men
If you remember the audition scene from Mystery Men, then you remember a little-known comedian at the time named Dane Cook giving his all as the Waffler. It’s not that we think the Waffler would stand a chance. We’d just love to watch Dane Cook be squished like a rotten grape by Bruce Banner’s alter ego.
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I personally think more than half these guys would get creamed, especially, and I'm sorry to say this :( , Batman. He's a rich guy, in a cool suit, with some karate moves. Batman is my favorite super hero, but he'd get creamed by anyone. Superman from any series is a wus because he NEVER KILLS LEX LUTHOR. - inactive, on 06/14/2008, -0/+29What? Didn't anyone read the 10 greatest Hulk feats on Digg? He can smash through a ***** planet!
- Nowheredan, on 06/14/2008, -1/+28Wow. This is a really terrible list - Syndrome isn't a superhero, Marv would be literally crushed in the first two seconds, and the Fantastic Four are four superheroes. Can't they do better than that?
- ZenMojo, on 06/14/2008, -0/+22Stitch is an indestructible force of nature. And the wonderful thing about tiggers ... is ... uh, that a tigger's a wonderful thing.
- gr00vy, on 06/14/2008, -0/+22So in the Disney superhero universe, who would win? Stitch or Tigger?
- slevit1, on 06/14/2008, -1/+23The server could not take on the Hulk, clearly
- xtinamo, on 06/14/2008, -0/+19Rogue..really? Maybe the Rogue from the actual comic series, but the silver screen character was pretty lame. How could she possibly be in the mental state to battle the Hulk when her entire focus is on her inability to kiss/touch her boyfriend?
- Kryuel, on 06/14/2008, -0/+18I think Squirrel Girl could beat him.
- blackbeardtron, on 06/14/2008, -1/+19What the hell are you talking about? Batman routinely wipes the floor with more powerful beings, including Superman. Why? Because he prepares. He doesn't get into random tangles with people unless he knows all their strengths and weaknesses. If the Hulk existed in the DC universe, you could bet your ass Batman would have studied him up and down. People constantly forget that Batman is first and foremost a detective and strategist.
- BananaGrabber, on 06/14/2008, -0/+17Hulk beat the ***** out of every available super hero in World War Hulk. It really depends on how angry he is though.
- john1108, on 06/14/2008, -1/+17Um...what happened to IronMan and the Hulkbuster Armor?
- inactive, on 06/14/2008, -1/+17Sean Connery wouldn't hesitate to smack She Hulk.
- Harbinger67, on 06/14/2008, -0/+16Mister Banner, I just slashed your tires.
- Brent2, on 06/13/2008, -1/+17For the most part, you just need someone who can take a hit (or 12) and get him up high. Drop the hulk in space and you're good. Superman shouldn't have too many issues with that. Punt kick him or something.
- karan1003, on 06/14/2008, -3/+15ironman anyone?
- yeahclick, on 06/14/2008, -1/+12Dr. Manhattan could own all superheroes, so I think he's a given in any list.
- krackajap, on 06/14/2008, -0/+11/geek on
Dr. Manhattan would just send hulk into the sun with a mere thought so there's not much of a challenge. Superman fight would be the most interesting. The longer the fight goes on, the more likely Hulk will win. It really depends on what anger level Hulk starts off at and also since Superman is a goody goody he probably wouldn't fight full force right off the bat, giving Hulk time to get angry. - robopuppy, on 06/14/2008, -3/+14Because Superman is ***** invincible? You can't kill him (even though they "did")? He's the strongest character in the super hero world? No one can beat Superman. Period. That's why he's the lamest comic book character ever. He's this goody two shoes do everything mama's boy. That's boring as hell.
Superman beat the crap out of Hulk in DC/Marvel. Too bad they weren't expecting Storm to beat Wonder Woman, that really screwed ***** up nice.
Green Lantern's power is limited by the color yellow. A ***** color! And it's yellow for the love of christ.... All someone has to do is pull out a bunch of daisys and he's *****! - Harbinger67, on 06/14/2008, -1/+11Upon reading your comment, I had a vision of Dane Cook in the middle of his "Alien" impression getting stomped by a giant green foot.
Thanks for making me smile. Dugg up. - Radan, on 06/14/2008, -0/+10That's why Jiggily Puff would ***** destroy him. That or make him angrier.
- Scaryclouds, on 06/14/2008, -0/+105 through 1 would win. Really Jean Gray is by far the most powerful superhero, she has telepathy and unlimited telekinesis (as Phoenix), how the ***** do you beat that?
- robopuppy, on 06/14/2008, -1/+9... the only one that's even fought Hulk, made his first appearance against, and actually stands a chance. Rogue? How about sending out Kitty Pryde too and let's just make it a goddamn massacre while we're at it. Throw Jubilee in there too for kicks.
- rgon, on 06/14/2008, -0/+8Actually in the DC vs. Marvel comic crossover Superman tore Hulk a new one.
- pokebud, on 06/14/2008, -1/+9Are you some kind of idiot? The Hulk is tragedy that personifies a Jekyll and Hyde theme. He is not a character designed for admiration he is a character designed to make you think of your own inner demons and what may happen if they rise to the surface and take you over. The fact that "Hulk is strongest!" is a bonus.
On topic however this list blows ass where is the Beyonder, Dr. Doom and Darkseid? - Juntistik, on 06/14/2008, -0/+8One day, in my dream world. People will stop killing jokes on digg...
- ZenMojo, on 06/14/2008, -1/+9Considering Jean Grey couldn't even vaporize Wolverine, my money's on The Hulk.
- rentmitchum, on 06/14/2008, -0/+7This is one of those articles most of us probably dugg before we read it.
- Rally603, on 06/14/2008, -1/+8'REALLY? would you like to see some kind of VIOLENT ACTION be performed upon him?'
He makes me seriously consider the legal consequences of strangling someone to death every time I hear him and his obnoxious, overly emphatic voice. - tcasey22, on 06/14/2008, -2/+9Buried for saying Jean Gray and not Phoenix.
However, I did enjoy them giving credit to Dr. Manhattan - infinitespecter, on 06/14/2008, -0/+7Got ripped to shreds last year in World War Hulk.
- staticneuron, on 06/14/2008, -0/+6"Anne Coulter is probably the ultimate super-villian"
Fixed. - PhoenixAvatar2, on 06/14/2008, -1/+7Stop trying to rationalize a lame end to a terrible sequel.
- pilot101, on 06/14/2008, -1/+7And Hulk is the second strongest superhero in the marvel universe, He is only second to sentry. Has he not read the World War Hulk series? Green scar a form of Hulk is smart and stronger than almost any other marvel heroes. Only sentry could take him on. The author of this site has no clue on the marvel universe heroes or anywhere else. He even forgot any of the omega mutants. This author is clueless.
- DocHoliday22, on 06/14/2008, -1/+7Incorrect. Superman may appear to be invincible but his weakness is a really BIG one. He always gets caught by Kryptonite. So to all super-villains out there, here are my tips to kill Earth's greatest protector.
1. A Kyptonite bullet. - He may be faster than a speeding bullet but how many times have we seen him let those bullets bounce of his chest in a show off fashion. He's too cocky when it comes to bullets, so hiding a couple of Kryptonite bullets in a regular gun with regular ammo would do the trick.
2. Kryptonite dust in his food - Sprinkle some Kryptonite dust in his Sunday evening soup. He won't know the difference and then it's Game Over.
3. Krptonite knife. Superman always lets people get too close to him. His level of confidence would be his downfall. Send in Leon from the movie Leon, to slit his throat with a Kryptonite knife.
4. Get him to date Anne Coulter, he would kill himself.
These are just a few examples, but you get the idea. As for where to get Kryptonite, talk to your local dealer. - lordtyros, on 06/14/2008, -1/+6Daredevil, Elektra, Ghost Rider, Meteor Man, Fantastic Four, Fantastic Four 2, and Spiderman 3 beg to differ.
- thirty6chambers, on 06/14/2008, -1/+6Superman already took on the Hulk. Anyone remember the Marvel vs. DC comics? I forgot what happened but I do remember that it resulted in various spin-off characters that were equivalent to babies born from incest.
- riversc, on 06/14/2008, -2/+7Marv Vs The Hulk. Would definitely watch it.
- Gimjee, on 06/14/2008, -0/+5Superman isn't immune to magic.
- Ozzsanity, on 06/14/2008, -2/+7Hancock
- infinitespecter, on 06/14/2008, -0/+5Ironman got his ass handed to him by the Hulk in a one on one fight last year.
- passedoutghost, on 06/14/2008, -0/+5So does the Hulk.
- blackbeardtron, on 06/14/2008, -0/+5Correction... Batman kicks the ***** out of Superman all the time.
Because he's Batman.
I do agree that Superman is lame because of his god-like power, however. - groonk, on 06/14/2008, -1/+5all of this is true
- ithejosh, on 06/14/2008, -1/+5^
Wow you guys need to get out more. - SilverBlade2k, on 06/14/2008, -1/+5Didn't 'The Hulk' punch Superman into the sun in one comic??
- pennvneff, on 06/14/2008, -0/+4Rickson by armbar
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