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- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -0/+16Woman at Party: [coming up to Louis during party] Do you have any Excedrin or extra-strength Tylenol?
Louis: [opening cabinet] Gee, I think all I got is acetylsalicylic acid, generic. See, I can get six hundred tablets of that for the same price as three hundred of a name brand. That makes good financial sense, good advice...
[takes platter back into living room]
Louis: Hey, this is real smoked salmon from Nova Scotia, Canada, $24.95 a pound! It only cost me $14.12 after tax, though.
[walks up to a hapless guest, speaking confidentially]
Louis: I'm givin' this whole thing as a promotional expense, that's why I invited clients instead of friends. You havin' a good time, Mark?
[heads across the room, greeting other guests]
Louis: How you doing? Why don't you have some of the brie, it's at room temperature!
[to the Tall Woman]
Louis: You think it's too warm in here for the brie?
Tall Woman at Party: [standing] Louis, I'm going home.
Louis: Aw, don't leave yet. Well, listen, maybe if we start dancing other people will join in!
Tall Woman at Party: [pauses] Okay!
[Louis and the Tall Woman begin disco dancing. Suddenly the doorbell rings]
Louis: Oh, don't move, I just gotta get the door.
[opens door, greeting guests]
Louis: Ted! Annette! I'm glad you could come, how you doin', give me your coats. Everybody, this is Ted and Annette Fleming! Ted has a small carpet cleaning business in receivership; Annette's drawing a salary from a deferred bonus from two years ago! They got fifteen thousand left on the house at eight percent.
[throws the guests' coats in the closet, oblivious that they hit the Terror Dog hiding there]
Louis: So they're okay! So, does anybody wanna play Parcheesi?
[the Terror Dog growls from inside the bedroom]
Louis: [grinning] Okay, who brought the dog?
Whats even better about this is that almost all of that was improvised - empressofmetal, on 10/12/2007, -0/+13Tully is awesome! I wish he was my accountant, he really loves his clients. Look at how interested he was in Ted and Annette Fleming's financial situation (only $15,000 left on the house at 8% -- so they're OK!). Too bad he couldn't have driven off into the sunset with the rest of the Ghostbusters posse at the end of the movie. But at least he made it back for Part II. I say Tully's due for another comeback.
- banderbe, on 10/12/2007, -0/+12Gozer the Traveller will come in one of the
pre-chosen forms. During the rectification
of the Vuldronaii the Traveller came as a
very large and moving Torb. Then of course
in the third reconciliation of the last of
the Meketrex supplicants they chose a new
form for him, that of a Sloar. Many Shubs
and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in
the depths of the Sloar that day I can tell
you!! - geeksofdoom, on 10/12/2007, -0/+11"You know, Mr. Tully, you are a fortunate individual. Youve been a participant in the biggest interdimensional cross rip since 1909."
"Felt great."
"We'd like to get a sample of your brain tissue."
"Okay." - inactive, on 10/12/2007, -0/+11plus he got to bone janine in the second one.
- bradmiska, on 10/12/2007, -0/+10I would do anything to see another Ghostbusters
- 0U8I2, on 10/12/2007, -0/+9Rick Moranis is a great funny guy. He's awesome in Ghostbuster and Strange Brews. Happy Taxes Day!
- banderbe, on 10/12/2007, -0/+8You mean "since the Tunguska blast of 1909." :D
- chairmanmoe, on 10/12/2007, -0/+6"I am the Keymaster! Are you the Gatekeeper?"
- sathias, on 10/12/2007, -0/+6"The next time someone asks you if you are a god, say YES!!"
- matt888111, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5"Dr Ray Stantz: I couldn't help it. It just popped in there.
Dr. Peter Venkman: [angrily] What? *What* "just popped in there?"
Dr Ray Stantz: I... I... I tried to think...
Dr. Egon Spengler: LOOK!
Dr Ray Stantz: No! It CAN'T be!
Dr. Peter Venkman: What is it?
Dr Ray Stantz: It CAN'T be!
Dr. Peter Venkman: What did you do, RAY!?
Winston Zeddemore: Oh, *****!
Dr Ray Stantz: .... It's the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man. - kingmad, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5Gawd, I'm just glad it's finally over. Only a two more filings to go and I can go back to normal. Then I can start counting all of the extra cash I made off my friends who still refuse to enter the modern era and use the nearly idiot-proof software available these days... wait, I take that back... it's hard, really!
- mattxb, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5Hes also a country musician oddly enough
http://www.rickmoranis.com/ - mediaspree, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5"And The FLOWERS are STILL standing!"
- raober, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4Oh great...is this gonna degenerate into a huge quote list?
Fine, I'll add a couple...
Ray: "Don't look at the trap!"
*opens trap*
Egon: "I looked at the trap, Ray!"
Ray: ..."until the power grid was shut off by dickless here."
Peck: "They caused an explosion!"
Mayor: "Is this true?"
Peter" "Yes, it's true. This man has no dick." - inactive, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ghostbusters_3
It's true, Ghostbusters 3 is in the works. Hopefully Moranis will reprise his roll as Louis Tully. If he is back though it would only be his voice.
http://www.dpodgor.net - empressofmetal, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4Hey, you should be happy that your friends don't go the software route. You know, Louis Tully says doing your own tax return is something you really shouldn't do. I trust his advice!
- Zildrohar, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3As the savvy may be able to tell from my handle, i will digg up anything with Ghostbusters.
- EXElotus, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3did you also forget his 15 minute stint as a Ghostbuster? The man does his taxes, rides a bus driven my Slimer himself, and can crack the shell off of the Metropolitan Museum.
oh, and lol on the country singer. - americamatrix, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3Venkman: "You know Egon, this reminds me of that time you tried to drill a hole in your head. You remember that?"
Spengler: "That would've worked if you hadn't stopped me."
Venkman: "Are you, Alice, menstruating right now?"
Library administrator: "What has that got to do with it?"
Venkman: "Back off, man. I'm a scientist."
Venkman: "Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together....mass hysteria!"
"The FLOWERS ARE STILL STANDING!" - Gella321, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2Probably one of the best movie lines ever. Sounds like black metal song lyrics.
- decepticrat, on 10/12/2007, -1/+3Yes, I just read that he's also a country musician today. Odd, but cool.
- banderbe, on 10/12/2007, -1/+2You guys are supposed to be quoting LOUIS TULLY
- rpgivguru, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Hope he's not using Turbo Tax..
http://digg.com/business_finance/Intuit_Turbo_Tax_e_Filing_Servers_Overloaded_on_Tax_Deadline - afeitarse, on 10/12/2007, -2/+1Wow, have you guys heard that 'America, my truck' song on his site? It's ***** terrible. Sounds like a cross-breed between a Chevy commercial and a Bush campaign song.
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