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TOP 10 Movie Gadgets We Wish We Had

top10kid.com — Hold out your hands. Now, wish into one hand, and poop in the other. Which one filled up first? You ’ll have the same amount of luck when it comes to getting your hands on these gadgets.

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  • virginian9000, on 06/28/2008, -1/+25 #7 would be nice to have. It could come in handy to get me out of a few jams.
    • Rage67, on 06/28/2008, -0/+7Maybe try #6 and stay out of those jams in the first place...
    • crazydiode, on 06/28/2008, -1/+9I wanted that after 2 girls 1 cup.. scratch that. I still want that to erase it from my memory..
      • centran, on 06/28/2008, -2/+7The Neuralizer cannot erase certain memories. It can only erase your memory up to a certain point in time... so now the question is. When did you see 2 girl 1 cup and are you willing to also erase all your memories after that as well? Tough choice.
      • billbillbilly, on 06/28/2008, -0/+6centran hasnt seen it.
      • paulisnotdead, on 06/28/2008, -0/+3No it's not, I don't care if my son was born right after I saw that thing, it needs to be removed from my brain.
      • centran, on 06/28/2008, -1/+2@billbillbilly
        Oh I have seen it... I just don't know if I would want to erase... um. how long has it been? A year?

        Damnit! Now you made me think of it again. Excuse me while I go vomit... oh god! vomit!
      • BoneheadFarker, on 06/28/2008, -0/+1I haven't seen it. But I'm pretty sure that, after hearing everyone talk about it, I would be willing to give up about 20 years worth of memories in order to get rid of it. I once would have done it for Goatse too, but Goatse seems pretty damn tame by today's standards.
      • Disease, on 06/28/2008, -0/+1Come on, 2girls1cup wasn't that bad.
    • SaltedCashews, on 06/28/2008, -5/+13as a rapist, number 7 would have many uses
    • caborobo, on 06/28/2008, -0/+10"I'll take therapists for 200."
    • passedoutghost, on 06/29/2008, -1/+0I wish number 7 existed. I made a complete ass of myself in front of a girl last night by drinking too much. I hope I don't bump into her again :(
  • conradsalvador, on 06/28/2008, -2/+138#1 and #2 are my favorite of the bunch.
    hoverboarding with a lightsaber, my life would be complete...
  • Betogonza, on 06/28/2008, -2/+18Hell yea the Cloaking device!@
    • w21irving, on 06/28/2008, -1/+2***** the cloaking device, I want the nuclear bomb self-destruct feature from predator!! If anybody tries to take me down, I'm taking everyone and the neighborhood with me!
      • Starhawk, on 06/28/2008, -9/+2That was in the predator's ship; a remote to set the ship's engine to overload so it doesn't end up in the hands of the prey.
  • starpower2000, on 06/28/2008, -3/+7#2 would be awesome to have
    • Treblex, on 06/28/2008, -0/+2With some totally awesome rad colors to match!
  • M724, on 06/28/2008, -3/+40I'll have one of each, thank you.
  • Rizoh, on 06/28/2008, -2/+11I'd part with my left kidney for #3.
    • retral, on 06/28/2008, -1/+6I'd part with my left nut for #3
      • HyperJack, on 06/28/2008, -1/+5I'd part with my left kidney, nut, lung and the left side of my brain for #3
    • bassman12593, on 06/28/2008, -0/+35And then rewind and get them back.
      • Disease, on 06/28/2008, -0/+25Now you're thinking with portals.
      • Killerah, on 06/29/2008, -2/+1Except that when you did that you'd either disappear or cause a time paradox that could destroy all matter in the universe.
  • TrueBlueJP90, on 06/28/2008, -1/+81 Dugg for Lightsaber at number 1. Any geek's life would be complete with their very own lightsaber. Well, except for trekkies...
    • douce2, on 06/28/2008, -6/+2Dugg because it also doubles as a flashlight
      • kakwakas, on 06/28/2008, -10/+1Lightsabers actually do NOT emit light. At least, not in official canon.
      • unionaire, on 06/28/2008, -2/+16lightsaber can't cut through everything, that is a false statement...it does not cut through another lightsaber.
      • billbillbilly, on 06/28/2008, -0/+14actually it can cut through another lightsaber, just not the blade part
      • DaHuuuuuudge, on 06/28/2008, -1/+1@unionaire
        Why in the world did you reply to douce2?
      • withoutamartyr, on 06/28/2008, -0/+7@unionaire
        It can't cut through things fitted with a cortosis weave, either.


        (am I enough of a nerd yet?)
      • ubrikkean, on 06/29/2008, -0/+3I read fleshlight the first time...

        Oh, the pain...
  • Ex3poo, on 06/28/2008, -4/+49MCFLYYYYYYYY
    • Switchnig, on 06/28/2008, -1/+14MCFLY YOU BOJO, THOSE BOARDS DON'T WORK ON WATER
  • haentz, on 06/28/2008, -24/+3I'd have the hoverboard over this lightsword thingy...
    • digitalpencil, on 06/28/2008, -0/+8'lightsword thingy'.. i.. they're just aren't words
    • 1timeuser, on 06/28/2008, -0/+11"lightsword thingy"? Buried and reported as offensive.
    • Disease, on 06/28/2008, -0/+5You're a disgrace to the nerd community.
  • whywait, on 06/28/2008, -1/+19this stuff is cool but i like how half the supporting statements are, "dude, this is awesome. nuff said." lol
  • alexanEmpire, on 06/28/2008, -3/+9#11 Motion tracker from Aliens
    • jbham184, on 06/29/2008, -0/+6#12 Clockstoppers watch
      • passedoutghost, on 06/29/2008, -5/+0That would cum in handy for rapists.
      • trekie1701, on 06/30/2008, -0/+2That was a horrible movie. Wasn't it one of the first Nickelodeon movies?
    • diggmaddy, on 06/29/2008, -0/+1#13. Cloak, Wizard Hat and the Elder Wand!
  • ThatDustyGuy, on 06/28/2008, -1/+63With the Neuralizer I could ask out every woman I meet and when they say no I'll just use the Neuralizer to make the situation less situation.
    • vashth3stampede, on 06/28/2008, -0/+34"make the situation less situation"?

      ...make it less awkward?
      • H4n90fThur5D4y5, on 06/28/2008, -0/+69He accidentally neuralized himself mid-sentence :P
      • t0x2c, on 06/28/2008, -0/+4Orgazmator dude...
  • lgh0s7l, on 06/28/2008, -2/+7the article pic is so great. the first thing that came to mind was: ***** yeah =]
  • kru1e, on 06/28/2008, -3/+17#11 Sweet touch computer from Minority Report
    • spookyttws, on 06/29/2008, -0/+2Or those awesome energy guns they used.
  • kineticworm, on 06/28/2008, -2/+4hell yes for the hover board and the sneakers.
  • Filipp0, on 06/28/2008, -0/+77I'd like to have CSI's super zoom abilities... ENHANCE!
    • TheDefiant, on 06/29/2008, -1/+2..The size of your penis :P
    • Schmich, on 06/29/2008, -1/+2I call it the Pixel Creator.
    • r1ptide64, on 06/29/2008, -0/+1dude, just pop the firewall and disrupt the input/output carrier signals, you can hack into the CIA mainframe where they store the program that lets you magically enhance pixelated images!
    • VcTrMASO, on 06/29/2008, -0/+1They really pushed the limits when they enhanced a skewed reflection off of a small piece of metal in a poorly lit room with youtube video quality into a high res mugshot photo. Eh, whatever to keep the story going.
  • zephyr42, on 06/28/2008, -0/+17The light saber is pure energy not light.... right...?
    • jakash, on 06/28/2008, -0/+18Irrelevant, but could you cut through Superman with a lightsabre?
      • sap959, on 06/28/2008, -0/+20prob take a while but yeah... hes only the man of steel
      • digitalpencil, on 06/28/2008, -8/+4^^ like the geek equivalent to 'could god create a burrito so hot, he himself couldn't eat it?'
      • corneliusJones, on 06/28/2008, -0/+12whoa, that's deep man.
      • tian2992, on 06/29/2008, -4/+6^^ That is what SHE sait!
    • s3rgi0, on 06/28/2008, -0/+9Isn't light energy?
  • amauldin71, on 06/28/2008, -0/+13What about an R2 unit? I've got some moisture vaporators that I can't handle by myself.
  • ChuckIT, on 06/28/2008, -1/+18the orgasmatron - hahaha that movie is amazing

    "i dont think im going to do hamster style anymore"
    "i dont wanna sound like a queer or nothing, but unicorns kick ass!"
    • sap959, on 06/28/2008, -1/+2i dont wanna sound like a queer or nothing..but you got a sweet ass ;)

      • ChuckIT, on 06/28/2008, -0/+7'I don't want to sound like a queer or nothin', but I'd kinda like to make love to you tonight. "
  • antiorblkflag9, on 06/28/2008, -10/+2How about a mirror?
    • btschul, on 06/28/2008, -0/+14What movie is this "mirror" gadget from?
  • antiorblkflag9, on 06/28/2008, -1/+9"especially is you are prone to screwing up a lot"

    if?
  • aseideman, on 06/28/2008, -1/+30Dudes.... the Proton Packs from Ghostbusters!!! Don't cross the streams!
    • sap959, on 06/28/2008, -2/+4aseideman if someone asks if your a god say YES!

      *yeah they would be sweet...dunno where id play with it though not exactly something u wanna play with in the house? lol
    • Nitesmoke, on 06/28/2008, -0/+3But what practical purpose would they serve? There's no such thing as ghosts...
      • BoneheadFarker, on 06/28/2008, -0/+3Don't bring logic into this. Just give me my damn Proton Pack!
      • evetsleep, on 06/30/2008, -0/+1There is always a practical purpose....depending on your point of view.
    • twisth, on 06/28/2008, -0/+2Important safety tip. Thanks, Egon.
  • pzwhite125, on 06/28/2008, -2/+10"A stereo, phone, tapped beer keg, and remote-controlled club launchers. Oh, and probably golf clubs,balls and tees."
    Why would I want this bulky peice of *****, I got all this on my jailbroken iPhone already.
  • mcsenget, on 06/28/2008, -8/+2I would eat my own soul and ***** it out on my head for a lightsaber.
  • tmike7223, on 06/28/2008, -3/+10Does anyone remember Data from The Goonies?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwoMN-HG2DA
  • svensksvamp, on 06/28/2008, -4/+3All this crazy talk about hoverboards not existing!!
    http://youtube.com/watch?v=DuzLe8QKG0Q
    • paulisnotdead, on 06/28/2008, -0/+2That could have been done far better, Alas, if only
    • tikiman453, on 06/28/2008, -1/+1fifty dolla bill, fifty dolla bill! FIFTY DOLLA BILL! FIFTY *****' DOLLA BILL!!!
  • FlaNative, on 06/28/2008, -2/+134Wait, a movie about a time machine, and you pick the hover-board.
    I give you a fail on that.

    I'll take the DeLorean please.
    • ousthouse, on 06/28/2008, -0/+36Time machines result in trouble - like when your mom falls in love with you in high school - hover-boards come with no such problems.
      • centran, on 06/28/2008, -1/+22Or you end up sleeping with your grandmother and then you are your grandfather.

        "Professor Hubert Farnsworth: [ultra sarcastic] Ohh, a lesson in not changing history from Mr. "I'm My Own Grandfather"! Let's just steal the damn dish and get out of here! Screw history! "
      • sap959, on 06/28/2008, -0/+8yeah but they dont work on water unless....YOU HAVE POWER!
      • BoneheadFarker, on 06/28/2008, -0/+2@centran

        Well...someone has to stop the evil brains...
    • MadOgre, on 06/28/2008, -0/+12As cool as the Delorean Time Car is... I'll take the Mr. Fusion power source.
    • vashth3stampede, on 06/28/2008, -7/+1the article was re: gadgets - as bad ass as it is, the delorean doesn't really fit into the gadget category...
    • JFallon126, on 06/28/2008, -0/+1Time machine has too many hangups...like destroying the space-time continuum.

      C'mon!
    • Daiken, on 06/28/2008, -2/+2Vash is right, cars don't fall under the classification of gadgets...
    • p0pcorns, on 06/29/2008, -0/+0Thats what the Click remote is for..
  • slundal, on 06/28/2008, -5/+16No tricoder, bruied!
  • gaiserrc, on 06/28/2008, -0/+23I agree the light saber should be number one... Until I have to explain to my best friends wife how his hand was cut off after a bunch of beer drinking and watching the end of Empire to many times.
  • ericdano, on 06/28/2008, -2/+14No sonic screwdriver? Buried.
    • sap959, on 06/28/2008, -0/+4:O should be number one!

      does it have dampers or red settings? - dunno what they do but it might open wooden doors? xD
    • paulisnotdead, on 06/28/2008, -0/+6Well, this is movie gadgets, so unless you want to count the '97 tv film, it wouldn't be on here. However, if that were the case I would just put the damn TARDIS in the list instead.
    • GuitarHeroDenn, on 06/28/2008, -0/+6Cel Phone with universal roaming, too.

      *****, Doctor Who gadgets > this list. Except a Lightsaber maybe.
    • ed54, on 06/29/2008, -0/+3And why isn't the suit from Iron Man in here? That thing is tight as hell.
  • SilentRamble42, on 06/28/2008, -4/+16 and 7 could go hand in hand.

    With maybe a touch of 4
  • shto, on 06/28/2008, -0/+15They forgot those glasses with which you could see through women's clothing.

    Oh wait, was that even in a movie?
    • REUYL, on 06/28/2008, -0/+10'twas in James Bond - The World is Not Enough
    • eyefork2, on 06/28/2008, -0/+6Also XXX, even though that movie sucked.
    • gryphon50, on 06/29/2008, -0/+0that was the back of a comic book.
  • inferno10, on 06/28/2008, -0/+3Where'd I put that invisibility cloak?
  • spyd3rweb, on 06/28/2008, -0/+39"A sword made of light that cuts through anything…"

    Except another sword made of light.
    • mooseofshadows, on 06/29/2008, -0/+2And cortosis. Have to remember that.
    • twiztidsinz, on 06/29/2008, -0/+1I never comprehended that...
      Not so much the 'light that cuts through anything'.. the fact that lightsaber blocks lightsaber... what the hell??
  • FreeTalkLIve, on 06/28/2008, -7/+2They have had the technology to make real hover boards for a long long time.

    That technology is about to hit the public soon.
  • SilverBlade2k, on 06/28/2008, -1/+22I'd rather have a replicator from the Star Trek movies over any of those.
    • MadOgre, on 06/28/2008, -0/+10Thats the machine that works faster than a microwave and gives you any food you ask for?
      ***** yeah... I'm down with that.
    • Kirizan, on 06/28/2008, -0/+6You can have the replicator, I'll take a holodeck any day.
      • Arcurm, on 06/28/2008, -3/+1You mean the holodeck that has it's mortality failsafe turned off every other episode? No thanks.

        I'll just take the ship's computer, thanks.
      • BoneheadFarker, on 06/28/2008, -0/+3@Arcurm

        Forget the just the ship's computer, give me the whole ship...
      • shadowblade989, on 06/29/2008, -0/+3I want the Enterprise-E.
    • hinchb, on 06/28/2008, -1/+3I'm going to ask for a photon torpedo and take both the holodeck and replicator
    • passedoutghost, on 06/29/2008, -0/+1I'd like a replicant from Blade Runner please. The pleasure model. (Would she actually be considered a gadget? She's not exactly human and is artificially made)
  • MetallicaBand, on 06/28/2008, -0/+6Hmmm.....don't they have #7, the Neuralizer, in pill form now???
  • mmembrino, on 06/28/2008, -1/+6I would put the hoverboard and copter-hat and cloaking device far above a lightsaber. You get in trouble for killing people, but flying? invisibility? Hell yes.
  • MattBD, on 06/28/2008, -0/+6How big do you define gadgets? Does an Imperial Star Destroyer count, cos I'd love one of them...
  • kureng, on 06/28/2008, -1/+0#3 is the best... it like a time travel machine
  • Tyrghast, on 06/28/2008, -1/+12Also known as "Things I never got for Christmas (***** you santa!)"
    • goddessophia, on 06/29/2008, -0/+2lol... I actually thought my mother was out to get me one year because she wouldn't buy me Penny's Computer Book or Wristwatch!
  • dualboy24, on 06/28/2008, -1/+14I always said i would use a neuralizer to erase my memories of the best movies, so I can watch them again to be amazed. I mean watching the matrix a second time does not have the same wow factor after it. Plus could stop downloading new porn and save my bandwidth.
  • theghoul, on 06/28/2008, -3/+10Dugg for #7, the Neuralizer.

    Officer: You were speeding!
    Me: No problem, have a look at this. *FLASH*
    Me: I want you jump around like a monkey and scratch your ass repeatedly.
    Officer: oooga! booga! *scratch *scratch
  • HyperJack, on 06/28/2008, -1/+1Not a single mention of Bond gadgets? :-(
    On a side note, why is the Digg man down the bottom right holding a pint?
  • zwendkos, on 06/28/2008, -1/+2Dugg for the Neuralizer.
  • gautiers, on 06/28/2008, -2/+2#12 : http://www.technovelgy.com/graphics/content08/read ...
    Earth Final Conflict global communicator rox
    maybe soon...
  • surfacewound, on 06/28/2008, -1/+1I want that sonic paralysis device thingy from Iron Man.
    • MadOgre, on 06/28/2008, -1/+6I want Iron Man's suit... and his Audi... and his girl... and money...
    • KDyneria, on 06/29/2008, -0/+1Ditto, I am down.
  • gannondork, on 06/28/2008, -0/+2where is the terminator robot, I want one of those.
  • Rikm, on 06/28/2008, -2/+1Wish in one hand ***** in the other
    And see which one gets filled first

    Paraphrase all you want. Green Day still said it better 13 years ago.
    • rukeypoo, on 06/29/2008, -0/+1Green Day definitely made up that old adage.
  • grumpy1377, on 06/28/2008, -2/+2dug for orgasmo
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