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- fluidfoundation, on 11/21/2007, -0/+22hot or not, did they even watch any of the cartoon series?
next thing you know kirsten dust is going to be lady J and and cobra commander is going to be a bag of golf balls in a wheelchair.
producers: when remaking a previously visualized film, please "stick to the script".
COBRA! - inactive, on 11/21/2007, -0/+18Damn it, can't they at least cast a brunette, if not an actual Eastern European with a real accent?
- iamronburgundy, on 11/21/2007, -1/+12I would have preferred Eva Green. She seems like the ideal choice. Pale, hot and is already European. :)
- Kronos6948, on 11/21/2007, -0/+7Damnit! I would so have picked Monica Bellucci for that part.
- turbofan, on 11/21/2007, -0/+6I'm thinking Famke Janssen would've been the perfect choice.
- iamronburgundy, on 11/21/2007, -0/+6Eva Green is French...which is still far from the Russian? accent Baroness had. Honestly casting can't make the movie suck if the story is good right? Right guys?
*crickets* - c0ldfusi0n, on 11/21/2007, -0/+5Aside from the fact that no one in their right mind will click on your *****, the URL plainly says "Jessica Simpson". At least, when spamming, stick to something relatively related to the topic at hand, for *****'s sake. If spammers have no more ethics, what will the internet become?
- Lynxpro, on 11/21/2007, -0/+5
Monica Bellucci would make the best damn Baroness. She'd also be a kickass Wonder Woman, Talia Al Ghul, or Catwoman.
Sienna Miller would have made a better Rose Tyler in *Doctor Who* than Billie Piper did. However, she is not Baroness material. - DrMayonnaise, on 11/21/2007, -0/+5:: Buzzer goes off :: Nooo, sorrrrry...... The Baroness is renound worldwide for being a super sexy raven-haired femme fatale. You must be thinking of one of the 'Joe Girls, like Lady J or whoever.
If I could get with the Baroness by shaving my head bald and getting it chrome plated I'd totally do it, - jewdiknight, on 11/21/2007, -0/+4I wonder if they will have her have sex with Destro?
- fraggle35, on 11/21/2007, -1/+5She went from a no body to a star, in one suck of Jude Laws *****.
- Hartley1942, on 11/21/2007, -0/+3I read it as "She was (mis)cast as G.I. Joe
- ZenMojo, on 11/21/2007, -0/+3Well, at least they didn't drop below the top 200 choices when picking Sienna Miller. She's definitely somewhere in the low 190's....
- inactive, on 11/21/2007, -0/+3Yo, BELGIUM!
- metapop, on 11/21/2007, -0/+3and then you'd go to jail because there's no chance that would be consensual.
- regression, on 11/21/2007, -0/+3They're not dolls!!!!
They're "action figures". ;p - TheOneKen, on 11/21/2007, -0/+3I'm not watching this movie. It would be a disgrace after they announced that G.I. Joe will no longer be an American.
- HighWastesDrftr, on 11/21/2007, -0/+3The Baroness is not some doll who can be carried off by strong winds. She's a strong slavic woman who can kick your ass in hand to hand combat.
Thumbs down to their choice. - metapop, on 11/21/2007, -1/+4maybe 20 years ago and about 10 million dollars cheaper
- sanman, on 11/21/2007, -0/+3I want Veronica Zemanova
pics anyone? - queenofgossip, on 11/21/2007, -0/+3I could think of so many better choices for the part.....
- Puppetfunk, on 11/21/2007, -1/+4Hey don't diss Bag of Golfballs in a wheelchair! If his movies would get some bigger releases he would be extremely popular and probably have a few Oscars under his belt!
- Red_Eye, on 11/21/2007, -0/+3Just cause the hair on top of her melon is blond, doesn't mean she is a blond.
- inactive, on 11/21/2007, -0/+3What? GI JOE as a U.N. Peacekeeping force under the auspices of Belgium somehow has no appeal? Pourquoi, si vous plait?
- centran, on 11/21/2007, -0/+3I was like... yeah right!
But her face kind of fits it. Although I am sad to say that even though she has a smoking body it just doesn't match with the baroness's body type. - grubonrice, on 11/21/2007, -0/+3Scarlett was the redhead.
- spectre, on 11/21/2007, -1/+3***** me, it's been a while since this happened, but I had to log in to dig you up for the Cobra Commander description!
Bravo! - c0ldfusi0n, on 11/21/2007, -1/+3?referer=glam10 ?
No thanks. - bemenaker, on 11/21/2007, -0/+2Olivia Munn did a nice job :)
- metapop, on 11/21/2007, -0/+2confirmed on imdb... i hadn't realized that. she must have convinced me of that during casino royale.
- UtahApocalyse, on 11/21/2007, -1/+3Another great childhood cartoon destroyed in its feature file reincarnation.
- degron, on 11/21/2007, -2/+4muummm Jessica Biel
- Frei, on 11/21/2007, -0/+2I don't think anyone involved with this project has ever seen the show.
- soblank, on 11/21/2007, -0/+2Just give Jessica Biel a pair of horn-rimmed glasses and you've got your girl.
- storstygg, on 11/21/2007, -3/+4Nice... I wonder if she and snake eyes will do it
- ButterBuddha, on 11/21/2007, -0/+1Yo Joe !!!!
- DrMayonnaise, on 11/21/2007, -0/+1Damn, that there would be a smoking hot culmination of many a teenage fantasy for me! if it comes to that they had better not eff it up...
- metapop, on 11/21/2007, -0/+1eva green would have been great... but isn't sienna miller as english as eva green is?
- CrazyRedHatter, on 11/21/2007, -0/+1What? -_-
The more I hear about this movie.... the less I want to see it. - Memitim, on 11/21/2007, -0/+1It's going to be the next Street Fighter. And I thought I had finally put away enough 151 to blot that from memory...
- bemenaker, on 11/21/2007, -0/+1Hair dye?
- turbofan, on 11/23/2007, -0/+1The Baroness never seemed very young to me.
- TrevorBelmont, on 11/21/2007, -0/+1Cast it however you like, that film is going to suck on a biblical level. Worse than "Gigli". Worse than "Nothing But Trouble". Worse than Worse than "Rollerball" (remake).
Mark my words, this will be remembered as one of cinema's most embarrassing mistakes. - AfterbrthTycoon, on 11/21/2007, -0/+1I don't think it's necessarily a bad choice. Movies have these crazy things called costumes and effects and acting. Last time I checked, some of the greatest roles in movie history were played by actors who didn't mirror the character in real life. That said, everything else I've heard about this movie indicates it is going to be ***** awful.
- MacSuxWindozSux, on 11/21/2007, -0/+1That's exactly the point I was trying to make.
- radiometric, on 11/21/2007, -0/+1If that guy can ***** her in the earlobe, she may not even notice all the other entries. Seriously, maybe that guy should click on that ad for those pills next time.
- MacSuxWindozSux, on 11/21/2007, -0/+1Who's next Vandamme as Snake Eyes?
- myworld2u, on 06/23/2009, -0/+0Famke jansen .. thou i love her.. is already old. No doubt she still looks fit for the role but she belong to another generation of heroes. Thats my 2 cents thought
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