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- diggduggDOOM, on 11/12/2008, -0/+121I hear M. Night Shyamalan is doing Hungry Hungry Hippos.
(the twist is that they're not really all that hungry) - DickyT83, on 11/12/2008, -0/+78In related news: Michael Bay to direct the action-packed thriller, Scrabble.
- dubvulture, on 11/12/2008, -0/+75The producers are blackmailing him. That's the only possible reason for all this.
- karlw, on 11/12/2008, -1/+74"And you must be the Monopoly guy ... thanks for the free parking"
- pstroll, on 11/12/2008, -0/+57Breaking: Hollywood officially out of ideas.
- JayCruz, on 11/12/2008, -1/+58W.T.F. ?
- jingwei, on 11/12/2008, -1/+50That almost sounds like an onion headline.
- inactive, on 11/12/2008, -2/+46uuuuh... okay...
- Deadpixel1221, on 11/12/2008, -0/+37***** you, clue ROCKED!
"Everything all right?"
"Yup, two corpses, everything's fine." - AmyVernon, on 11/12/2008, -7/+43WHAT? No, really, WTF? They must have pictures of Ridley in coitus with sheep. There's no explanation. And wtf kind of movie could this be? Clue was bad enough, but at least it was a murder mystery, so there was potential for a plot. But Monopoly? REALLY?
- Zervaman, on 11/12/2008, -0/+34Haha, gotta love the Onion...wait a minute...
- aptanalogy, on 11/12/2008, -1/+34What a twist!
- rockforever, on 11/12/2008, -1/+29Monopoly originally released to a public that was in the midst of economic struggles of the 1930's. The game sold extremely well mostly because people could fantasize about owning everything. Sounds like they picked a great time to release a movie.
- writer0213, on 11/12/2008, -0/+25You have got to be kidding. Is this another Jumanji?
- neferiousrich, on 11/12/2008, -1/+25"Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars."
- jawdog, on 11/12/2008, -0/+23The movie is rumored to be 4 hours long, and beer and pizza are delivered halfway through.
- DeathJux, on 11/12/2008, -0/+22What's wrong with Jumanji? That movie was the *****.
- Haoie, on 11/12/2008, -0/+22Well, what did you expect with the comments above me?
Those diggers are pure Baltic Avenue. - IRAcarbombs, on 11/13/2008, -0/+21I heard Spielberg is filming CandyLand as we speak ......
- dreambucket, on 11/12/2008, -1/+22*****SPOILER ALERT*****
- HookmasterCH47, on 11/12/2008, -0/+20Yes, it's like Jumanji, Jumanji meets Blackhawk Down meets the Housing Crisis. That's what I'm seeing.
- inactive, on 11/13/2008, -0/+18There's that...
...or, they offered him a ***** of money, and he's too old to care about principled artistic integrity. - Bloodwine, on 11/13/2008, -0/+17I concur that Clue rocked.
- swicepick, on 11/13/2008, -0/+15No, it's like another "Clue," which was a hilarious movie.
- Tophillious, on 11/12/2008, -1/+15Because I know there's going to be some confused guy not understanding the reference...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cj1wcs7SZj0 - neo991lb, on 11/12/2008, -0/+13A shiny new quarter to the first person that can come up with a conceivable Monopoly movie plot that doesn't suck.
- D3koy, on 11/13/2008, -0/+12Nope, the twist is the marbles are human souls....and the hippos are aliens afraid of water...(which means hippo is a ***** disguise)
- Gnarstache, on 11/12/2008, -0/+12oh man I bet mcdonalds wants in on this somehow
- jrm125, on 11/13/2008, -0/+12Scully, Clue is a great movie.
- pandaboy99, on 11/12/2008, -0/+10When i first heard of this i thought this was the stupidest idea for a movie.. but then again i thought the same for a movie based on a boat ride at disneyland... so shows what i know :P
- badwithcomputer, on 11/12/2008, -0/+10sounds like the last 20 minutes of jumanji.
- ahoyhoy, on 11/13/2008, -0/+10The remake the Karate Kid starring Will Smith's son begs to differ.
- Amadeus2490, on 11/13/2008, -0/+10Scene 1: The Dog token is taking a leak on the tire of the car.
Car: Honk!
Dog: *sniff snif; whine*
ENTER THIMBLE - qwerter, on 11/13/2008, -0/+10Wait, I got it. Just let me check the calendar...
...oh. It's not April 1st. WTF? - seannj30, on 11/13/2008, -3/+12WOAH! I just found a leaked trailer for this.
http://link.brightcove.com/services/link/bcpid1507 ... - freemapa1, on 11/12/2008, -0/+9If you see the movie, you might get a free Big Mac.
- Lst01, on 11/12/2008, -0/+9Sounds about as intriguing as that PacMan movie:
http://digg.com/gaming_news/Pac_Man_movie_in_devel ... - rodon, on 11/12/2008, -1/+10In other news, Scorsese signs on to direct the upcoming Yahtzee movie.
- rodon, on 11/13/2008, -0/+9Hollywood insiders are speculating that Eric Bana and Russell Crowe are the top choices for the roll of the shoe and top hat.
- inactive, on 11/12/2008, -0/+8really bad idea
- imjustabill, on 11/13/2008, -0/+8ANd by the end of the movie, you'll end up hating everyone you saw it with
- josepablos, on 11/13/2008, -0/+8Jumanji FTW!!
- mutant90, on 11/12/2008, -0/+8go to jail
- Sornos, on 11/12/2008, -0/+7I have his exact voice reading that text. Good memories.
- nmanguy, on 11/12/2008, -0/+7I know, I instantly looked at the URL after checking the title.
- mattcoady, on 11/13/2008, -0/+7Michael Bay is doing mouse trap
- A11YND, on 11/13/2008, -0/+7I like the original Monopoly movie, it was called "Trading Spaces".
- nmanguy, on 11/12/2008, -0/+7So is it going to be like Godfather meets Seinfeld?
- inactive, on 11/12/2008, -0/+7Ridley: make sure you collect the cash when you land on free parking.
- ousthouse, on 11/13/2008, -0/+7Well.. this movie will PROBABLY suck... but I once assumed Pirates of the Caribbean would suck and I was wrong. A movie based on a board game can probably do better than a movie based on a theme park ride.
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