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- Fhwqhgads, on 01/23/2008, -3/+24This is better than the Chuck Norris facts.
- Craga89, on 01/23/2008, -0/+19Chuck Norris once walked down the street with a massive erection. There we no survivors.
Off-topic: I'd ***** love to see a Rambo vs. Chuck Norris movie. - chocobomog, on 01/23/2008, -5/+21Everyday Office Problem #4: "Rambo Learns His Company is Hiding POWs"
Brilliant. - CTK14A, on 01/23/2008, -1/+16Paid Viral, perhaps?
- 93TILL503, on 01/23/2008, -2/+16When you're pushed, killing is as easy as breathing.
CAN NOT WAIT FOR THE NEW RAMBO. - Jubalicious, on 01/23/2008, -0/+14In reality all of them would have been:
Rambo blows ***** up, then Rambo yells, and then Rambo cries. - Gryffydd, on 01/23/2008, -16/+30That was retarded.
- Hollic, on 01/23/2008, -8/+20Anyone else think this isn't funny?
- skinkaid, on 01/23/2008, -1/+11Rambo wastes part of his lunch break reading a lame parody of himself in hypothetical office situations. He shakes his head and diggs it down.
- EXreaction, on 01/23/2008, -2/+11I didn't lol.
- joshuaer, on 01/23/2008, -1/+10seemed like a paid blog post to drum up some marketing for the movie!
- p0ss, on 01/23/2008, -1/+8why isn't this in comic form?
- cyberwiz01, on 01/23/2008, -0/+7There are no theaters built to handle that.
- santiago1, on 01/24/2008, -0/+6 Dammit, Man! You just summarized every Rambo movie ever made!
Actually, you also pretty much knocked out the Rocky movies too....
an' old Burt Reynolds movies....ugh - jbird32275, on 01/23/2008, -2/+5New Rambo!? I can't WAIT to miss that!
- dtraneighty8, on 10/07/2008, -1/+4What's with the hate? Lunchables are the *****.
- archimago42, on 01/24/2008, -1/+4Wow, that was pretty boring and undeserving of the time I spent reading it.
- sealhands, on 01/24/2008, -0/+3lame
- 8KROM, on 01/24/2008, -0/+2rambo is cool... that was lame..
- fenris6644, on 01/24/2008, -0/+2Brilliant idea but pretty marginal execution. Unfortunately Chuck can't compete with lines like this:
Teasle: Whatever possessed God in heaven to make a man like Rambo?
Trautman: God didn't make Rambo, I made him!
Trautman: You don't seem to want to accept the fact you're dealing with an expert in guerrilla warfare, with a man who's the best, with guns, with knives, with his bare hands. A man who's been trained to ignore pain, ignore weather, to live off the land, to eat things that would make a billy goat puke. In Vietnam his job was to dispose of enemy personnel. To kill! Period! Win by attrition. Well Rambo was the best. - pitfallharry, on 01/24/2008, -0/+2But could Rambo take down Dwight Schrute?
- SilenceGold, on 01/23/2008, -0/+1Didn't mention the torture that a Rambo office worker would suffer from...
- gannondork, on 01/23/2008, -1/+2I've never been to a Rambo movie in the theatre's this Friday all this will change.
- antdude, on 01/24/2008, -3/+4Jack Bauer vs. Chuck Norris vs. Rambo!
- Merp08, on 02/02/2008, -0/+1***** no,
- drexl, on 01/24/2008, -0/+1I thought John Frusciante played for the Red Hot Chili Peppers? Or is the writer of this article a different John Frusciante? I LULZD
- zeabu, on 02/01/2008, -0/+1But still you found time to comment on it. You must be drowning in free time.
- davosjh, on 01/24/2008, -0/+1Everyday "Being Rambo" Problem #1: You're not Chuck Norris, so it's not as funny.
- sealhands, on 01/24/2008, -0/+1wtf, youre right
- CasadeMike, on 01/24/2008, -0/+1The title gave me high hopes for a good chuckle. Unfortunately, the body of the article did not provide it. The office POWs was mildly funny though.
- gyronic, on 01/24/2008, -1/+2RAMBO > Chuck Norris
esp now that Chuck Norris is campaigning for Yuckabee!!
Chuck Norris is a sellout!! - cakerun, on 01/24/2008, -0/+1Can anyone confirm it's actually him, or a joke / someone with same name?
That would be quite interesting. - spargett, on 01/24/2008, -0/+1Rambo was part of my childhood growing up. I idolized him, and his badass knives (as I'm sure most little boys did). I mean c'mon, explosive arrows? How sweet is that?
I've been re-watching all the Rambo's this week in preparation to see the new movies. It's good to have an old childhood friend back. I will say it's hilarious to notice all the political propaganda of the time tucked into the films that you don't see as a kid. - wagesj45, on 01/24/2008, -1/+2It's Sun Tzu and the Art of War, dumbass.
- Shissler, on 01/24/2008, -0/+0http://www.amazon.com/Sun-Tzu-Art-Business-Princip ...
- Dudew1000, on 01/24/2008, -0/+0The artical is by John Frusciante the guitarist for the Red Hot Chili Peppers
- MnmlMn, on 01/23/2008, -0/+0I actualy found the out of toner scenario the funniest. Probibly because there were no deaths involoved! Other than that I think this is a bit of a Chuck Norris style story
- krazykor, on 01/24/2008, -0/+0Is that you Rambo?
- chuckDontSurf, on 01/23/2008, -3/+3People who found this funny are the same people who are looking forward to "Meet the Spartans."
- bvolhein, on 01/23/2008, -3/+3Anyone eats my lunch, I would go Rambo on them.
- heavymattles, on 01/24/2008, -0/+0Lame article ...Rambo is no Chuck Norris
- poplop, on 05/29/2008, -0/+0It's an unfunny attempt at the Chuck Norris fad.
http://ru-t.com/about антимаулнетизм - skinkaid, on 01/24/2008, -1/+1oops- looks like there was an accidental "the" in that second sentence...
- albaniax, on 11/30/2008, -0/+0http://shqip-muzik-mp3.blogspot.com/2008/10/humor- ...
http://albanianmusics.blogspot.com/2008/01/muzik-s ... - HenvY, on 01/23/2008, -3/+1Murder over a stolen lunch? Sounds like this Rambo fellow has some anger issues.
- tlo182, on 01/23/2008, -5/+3"Rambo" = interchangeable with "Walker, Texas Ranger"
- ExGhost, on 01/23/2008, -5/+2Come on man, where's your sense of humor?
- beanage, on 01/23/2008, -5/+2It's an unfunny attempt at the Chuck Norris fad.
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