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whowillsurvive2012.com - The Mayan Calendar predicts the end of time: 2012. See the trailer for 2012, opening November 13.
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- HALNINETHOUSAND, on 07/12/2009, -4/+28Apologize if this is old....was just too damn funny to pass up.
- dzneill, on 07/13/2009, -0/+12Combine this with some shaky POV camera work and you'll have a blockbuster.
- buddamus, on 07/13/2009, -0/+11The monster was killed by playing Barry Manilow at high volume at it
- lamiaconfitor, on 07/13/2009, -0/+6When the hell was it ever relevant?
- TriNiiTy, on 07/13/2009, -0/+6well this is about rehashing old ideas and calling them new is it not?
- Xaevier, on 07/13/2009, -1/+6They forgot the part where the handsome marine, with the pregnant wife, crawls on top of a piece of rubble while staring down at the defeated monster and says something along the lines of:
"Will mankind ever learn to stop tampering with nature?" - lamiaconfitor, on 07/13/2009, -2/+6Clinton balanced the budget and ended his term with a massive surplus. You are an idiot.
- lamiaconfitor, on 07/13/2009, -0/+3goodinohio... So you are a hard core republican... I agree that Newt Gingrich did allot of good in the house, but that is because he had/has a brain. Name one republican (not an independent masquerading as a Republican) who even gives half a cents worth of help to the government since him, and Ill personally give you a fresh baked cookie. In fact, Ill cook it in your house, with my hands tied behind my back and my eyes blindfolded... And you can put the video on youtube.
- Angostura, on 07/13/2009, -0/+3Production *values* actually - if you want to quote chunk from the video that we have all just watched.
- lamiaconfitor, on 07/13/2009, -0/+3I hope we will win. Damn monsters!
- crossmr, on 07/13/2009, -0/+3Practicing for when you enter politics? Its about as hollow an apology as you can get:
http://digg.com/world_news/President_To_Face_Down_ ...
http://digg.com/comedy/Onion_Every_monster_movie_y ...
Even got the same url as the one which front paged before. Typical trick of adding a pointless string to the url. - spheedy, on 07/13/2009, -1/+4the Onion strikes again
- inactive, on 07/13/2009, -0/+3actually, he sort of stumbles a couple of times...
- Janv1er, on 07/13/2009, -0/+2Dugg for the rasta guy on the right.
- duggtodeath, on 07/13/2009, -0/+2You pick that up all by your little self?
- inactive, on 07/13/2009, -0/+2And then Barack was a zombie.
- Onji, on 07/13/2009, -1/+3I'm digging this so hard.
I ***** love The Onion.
Never disappoints. - inactive, on 07/13/2009, -0/+2We still got 2 outta three branches of government working, and that aint bad
- cplusplus, on 07/13/2009, -0/+2Nice production including the spokes person stumbling (on purpose) a couple times, a head walking in front, etc. Very fun.
- MasterGrief, on 07/13/2009, -0/+1Not now, dammit!
- Barackalypse, on 07/13/2009, -0/+1To see Clinton's real record on the budget, simply look at the national debt the day he took office and the day he left, and according to the US Treasury website, Clinton racked up $1.5 trillion in budget deficits:
The public debt was $4,188,092,107,183.60 when Clinton took office, it was $5,727,776,738,304.64 on January 19,2001 just before he left.
http://www.treasurydirect.gov/NP/BPDLogin?applicat ...
I don't care what financial trickery Washington uses to say he had budget surpluses, we were substantially more in debt when he left office than when he took office. - mac888, on 07/13/2009, -0/+1sounds like the premise of a disney movie...
- inactive, on 07/13/2009, -1/+2No...this can't be real! The real press secretary Gibbs is fat and obnoxious!
- Princeamor, on 07/13/2009, -0/+1LOLOLOL THAT WAS PERFECT!!!
- themastersb, on 07/13/2009, -0/+1Of the very few Onion videos that do make front page you chose to dupe one?
- bitterprick, on 07/13/2009, -2/+3Interestingly, it has many plot parallels with the film, Independence Day, but instead of an alien attack, it's a monster attack.
- inactive, on 07/13/2009, -1/+1This is the only onion vid that doesn't look authentic, reason- the guy in the video knows exactly what to say. In real life they don't.
- CiDaemon, on 07/13/2009, -2/+2..."No! I must kill the demons" he shouted
The radio said "No, Barack. You are the demons"
And then Barack was a Republican. - algorythm, on 07/13/2009, -2/+2just not funny.
- alrightwtf, on 07/16/2009, -0/+0*****.. haha. thought about going through the video to make sure but figured i remembered it just fine from months ago.. fail.
- dwiebelhaus, on 07/13/2009, -1/+0I bet that's male butt your digging so hard....
- goodinohio, on 07/13/2009, -3/+2Clinton was dragged kicking and screaming into a balanced budget.
- alrightwtf, on 07/13/2009, -2/+0with stronger production levels and ***** writing
- Charlotte_Web, on 07/13/2009, -3/+1It was Clinton who had a standoff with the Republicans, wasn't it? They weren't spending enough money, so he wouldn't sign the budget bill.
- Googoozilla, on 07/13/2009, -3/+0...and a elderly black lady still follows Obama around with a tear in her eye.
- freerichapuzzo, on 07/13/2009, -5/+1Yes, let's submit old ass videos that are no longer relevant.
- Barackalypse, on 07/13/2009, -10/+4Sadly, the monster is Tyrannosaurus Debt and Obama* is feeding him, not defeating him.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qbbCTJxT7MA
* or Bush, or Clinton, or any President in my lifetime
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