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- Elliuotatar, on 03/04/2008, -0/+65You had me at cockpuncher.
Actually, you had me at the neck belt. - CheapDigWannbe, on 03/04/2008, -0/+46Just please don't show this to senior citizens... They're confused enough as it is.
- slapded, on 03/04/2008, -0/+27wow it actually looks like it has some sort of comedic value, unlike the people who brought us epic movie... ugh
- anagoge, on 03/04/2008, -1/+25A spoof of a spoof of a spoof?
That's a lot of spoofing. - princessrachel, on 03/04/2008, -2/+22ANYthing with Steven Seagal is classic. :-p
- fungible, on 03/04/2008, -0/+16The "Move the car, you old ***** bitch" guy is Todd Hanson, who's written more Onion funny than anyone else. That guy should be a star.
- brstilson, on 03/04/2008, -0/+14I got these headphones so I can watch my Steven Seagal movies without waking Bonnie up.
ALLWRIIIIIGHT LOCK AND LOAD! LOCK AND LOAD! BRING ON THE PAIN!!! - RealmDown, on 03/04/2008, -2/+13TheOnion is like an ogre. It has many layers.
- arcangelgabriel, on 03/04/2008, -0/+10Hell has a special room for you.
- bsonline, on 03/04/2008, -0/+10Dvd in my hands or it's fake. Actually, even then I'm not sure if I could trust it. If it is real, and I do find it on Dvd, I will buy it. I will buy it and bring it home. Actually, I'll not only buy it, bring it home, AND toss it in the HD-DvD (it needs something to do), but I'll ***** watch it.
When I'm done, I still may not be convinced the Onion made a DVD. - joebaloney, on 03/04/2008, -0/+9My mom came to visit me in Denver once and went outside to smoke at a restaurant. She came back in and said she couldn't believe what she'd just seen on the front of the paper. They were going to make it legal to do drugs for people who had jobs.
- AZTriGuy, on 03/04/2008, -1/+9Anyone else reminded of Kentucky Fried Movie?
"Your popcorn has been pissed in, film at 11" - djmusho, on 03/04/2008, -0/+7that looks awesome
- Stryke, on 03/04/2008, -0/+6Um, this movie has meant to be coming out for the last 2 years.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Onion#Film - radio1mike, on 03/04/2008, -0/+5Sign me up! Shut up haters!
- christoast, on 09/04/2008, -0/+5i guess ill have to reschedule my suicide
- RealmDown, on 03/04/2008, -0/+5"What's our young skeptic doing today?'
"She's frying the cat in Wesson Oil."
"Rrrrraaaarrrr!" - hellbent88, on 03/04/2008, -0/+5aw I was hoping to see it in theaters :(
- arcangelgabriel, on 03/04/2008, -0/+4They are lost drunken men who no longer care where they find them selves.....
- weeeezzll, on 03/04/2008, -0/+4"I don't think you have the balls..."
- jonmlm, on 03/04/2008, -0/+4why?
- RealmDown, on 03/04/2008, -0/+4Spoofy doofy do !
Zoinks! - NeedzABetterSN, on 03/04/2008, -0/+3spooftastic?
spooftacular?
spoofatrocity? - johnsmith3210, on 03/04/2008, -0/+3Agree. Have you seen Meet the Spartans? Worst movie EVER!
- IgWannA, on 03/04/2008, -0/+3awesome! the neckbelt looks like a lot of fun!
- Elliuotatar, on 03/04/2008, -0/+2I didn't think it looked GREAT, but it seemed more on par with say, UHF, to me, rather than on par with the *****-ass parody movies they've been coming out with like "superhero movie" and "meet the spartans". I could definitely sit through it, and I did chuckle at the head flying through the window.
- flipdoubt, on 06/02/2008, -0/+2I thought it was great. All fans of "Kentucky Fried Movie", or "Amazon Women On the Moon" really shouldn't miss this one.
- funkywood, on 03/04/2008, -0/+2This looks excellent. Best spoof news show since The Day Today and that is getting old.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pv-LKUtiOxU - richardPM, on 03/04/2008, -0/+2spoofamanjaro
- bsonline, on 03/04/2008, -0/+2Thinking back a couple of hours to this comment, I think The Onion Dvd is the ultimate last act for my HD-DVD player. I'll leave the disc in, and it will be my onion player.
- supermanred, on 03/05/2008, -0/+1I can believable! The future movie is going to be expensive! Will it come on floppy disk?
- VeganG, on 03/04/2008, -0/+1I saw a test screening of this about 4 years ago. It tries hard to be Kentucky Fried Movie, except for the fact that it's the worst movie I've ever seen. Hopefully they spent those 4 years fixing it up. It was truly horrible and unfunny, and kept going for shock value, like a guy randomly drinking a jug of goat semen.
- neuro420, on 07/02/2008, -0/+1You can't say anything bad about the onion, diggers have a hard on for it for some ***** reason.
- londubh, on 03/04/2008, -0/+1I didn't know that Stephen Segal could parody himself. I was just as surprised when Joan Rivers made fun of her plastic surgery in those Geico commercials.
- Chirp08, on 03/04/2008, -0/+1im loling in class right now
- GiJoeBob, on 03/05/2008, -0/+1If you like KFM then you should check out "The Groove Tube" http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0071583/
"A collection of skits that make fun of 1970s television, featuring early appearances by Chevy Chase and Richard Belzer." - MJDub, on 03/04/2008, -1/+2Except everything with Steven Seagal.
- donna1234, on 07/15/2008, -0/+1Check out the trailer for 'The Onion Movie
http://www.e-uuu.com
http://www.zzzn.org
http://www.t60.info
http://www.t7000.info - heavystone, on 03/05/2008, -0/+1Seen his latest movie "Pistol Whipped"? My god what a piece of junk!
- TVo14, on 03/04/2008, -0/+1You've been sentence to live in Detroit! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
My fav from KFM is BIG JIM SLADE! - inactive, on 03/04/2008, -0/+1I CANT WAIT!!!but why dvd.. this could have made a humble boxoffice draw.
- Bilabrin, on 03/04/2008, -0/+1Tyghast, please use complete sentences. B-
- jonmlm, on 03/04/2008, -0/+1uh huh. and? read the subject.
- kterrance, on 03/04/2008, -0/+1I love the Onion and was really excited about this (sometime ago), but it was pretty sad. They argue horribly. I envisioned it being the coolest place to work given how hard it makes me laugh some days.
- cheeseron, on 03/04/2008, -1/+2you're probably 14 anyway
- macwac, on 03/04/2008, -0/+1Coming on DVD??? so the only way I'm going to get to watch this outside of U.S is if I download it illegally... or I'll have to wait another 2 years.. please come up with an alternative solution for the rest of us :) thanks!
- MWeather, on 03/04/2008, -1/+1TOR= The Onion Router
- Tyrghast, on 03/04/2008, -1/+1When not cake? Or parfait? Everybody looooooooves parfait!
- TurboXS, on 03/05/2008, -0/+0I never thought I would get rolled that hard...
- leamanc, on 03/05/2008, -0/+0I love The Onion, but the reason this movie is going straight to DVD is that it sucks bad. It's been sitting on the shelf since 2005, after it received some of the worst audience reviews in preview screenings EVER. Supposedly it is not funny at all, and very poorly made.
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