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- Zippo, on 10/12/2007, -9/+183There's ***** snakes in the ***** theatre!!
- kbarrett, on 10/12/2007, -5/+159Honestly, the lengths studio marketing execs will go these days.
- rking, on 10/12/2007, -2/+108FTA - "I would hate to be watching a movie about snakes and have a rattlesnake bite me."
Of course, when I'm watching movies about World War II, underdog sports teams, or murder-mysteries, I don't so much mind having a rattlesnake bite me. - procdaddy, on 10/12/2007, -5/+87*Hands you a 'go'.*
- pbaehr, on 10/12/2007, -6/+73@Quactar: If you have to ask if something was a joke, it was either a bad joke or you are retarded. Often it is the former. In this case, it is the latter.
- HarryBauzonia, on 10/12/2007, -1/+63Pranksters? Releasing king snakes would have been a prank. Releasing diamondbacks is attempted murder.
Those fellas need some jail time. - themarq, on 10/12/2007, -3/+59I smell a sequel.
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -6/+51I live about two miles from that theater and I'm not surprised to hear that this happened.
- nofxjunkee, on 10/12/2007, -1/+42if i saw a snake in a dark theatre at a movie about snakes i would probably scream like a little girl.
- invader, on 10/12/2007, -8/+49"Honestly, the lengths studio marketing execs will go these days."
well... i don't feel as bad about pirating their movies now... - Klowner, on 10/12/2007, -6/+47*slaps the 'go' out of procdaddy's hands and hands you a "vandalize the bathrooms" *
- homestar14, on 10/12/2007, -6/+46It's funny because no one got hurt. :)
- Wingman007, on 10/12/2007, -2/+36Yeah, otherwise it would be hilarious!
- invader, on 10/12/2007, -2/+33hi, i'm Brian.... what did i auto correct? and why are you judging me for it?
p.s. i'm not yours.. it's OVER - pbaehr, on 10/12/2007, -3/+30"Ok, if I had to explain it, I guess it wasn't that funny."
Bingo. - schleppo, on 10/12/2007, -4/+26Now why didn't someone think of this when I saw Star Wars Ep III and release a bunch of half-naked Natalie Portman's in the theater?
- GhostToon, on 10/12/2007, -0/+22I think it would have been funny if they had let gardner snakes go but not when they let venomous snakes lose in a crowded theater.
- maiku00, on 10/12/2007, -1/+22these kids are idiots. it would have been funny if it wasnt a freaking poisonous snake.
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -6/+23"Honestly, the lengths studio marketing execs will go these days."
Probably cheaper than tons and tons of 3d glasses. ;) - bill679, on 10/12/2007, -4/+21when I was waiting in line for snakes on a plane the guy next to me fired up his laptop and watched a video of your pal practicing his light saber moves in his basement.
- mecole21, on 10/12/2007, -3/+19wow, what if it jumped up on u right at the moment one of the snakes were biting on the screen... how freaky would that be?
- r00t3d0ut, on 10/12/2007, -1/+16So much for my rubber snakes prank...
- Jimzip, on 10/12/2007, -0/+15I imagine that's what happened.. Yikes!
But what sort of halfwit releases real snakes? And what sort of numbskull-halfwit releases real *venomous* snakes?
Their thinking probably went along the lines of "I guess if you're gonna do something you might as well go all the way.."
Jimzip :D - wistar, on 10/12/2007, -1/+14That'd suck. I hope.
- d3dm, on 10/12/2007, -2/+13Reminds me of the jokers that started a chainsaw in the theater during Texas Chainsaw Massacre back in the 70s.
- pbaehr, on 10/12/2007, -8/+18"True. But if you jump the gun and declare someone else's joke as retarded immediately, then what does that make you?"
I rest my case. (And illiterate, to boot!) - mandarin, on 10/12/2007, -2/+12They got security cams there, I sure hope they catch those jerks.
- thestorey, on 10/12/2007, -0/+10@monkeymad2: Backpacks.
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -0/+10"Man Accused Of Biting Boy's Genitals"
Damn that Michael, he's at it again! - jhuebel, on 10/12/2007, -0/+10FTA - "It's dark. They can't see you, you know that well. If it's scared, boom it strikes."
Those pits on the snake's face aren't really for sensing heat. They're as blind as humans in the dark. Really, trust me... I'll turn out the lights, then you get right in front of the venomous snake and make goofy faces at it...
That's got the be the worst herpetologist ever... - chris_allen, on 10/12/2007, -0/+9This does not surprise me, but sometimes you just have to wonder what the hell people are thinking when they do these things?
- headzoo, on 10/12/2007, -0/+8Go ahead and add $20 million more to the the profit made by the movie. I'm surprised the producers didn't think of this.
- grammarpolice, on 10/12/2007, -2/+9While I feel like digging this story I don't want to condone this kind of ***** behavior.
- rysar, on 10/12/2007, -0/+7Whoa.... whats up with this city?
http://www.local6.com/news/9718153/detail.html
"Man Accused Of Biting Boy's Genitals"
Remind me never to go to Florida or Phoenix.... though I'd take the snakes over the creepy guy. - bonked, on 10/12/2007, -3/+10I agree completely
- chrisbtig, on 10/12/2007, -1/+7Not to mention fans of the English language.
- monkeymad2, on 10/12/2007, -1/+6How the hell do you get a chainsaw into a theater ?
- punkrockxtian, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5You must have some big ass backpacks...
- thestorey, on 10/12/2007, -1/+6I was sitting in the movie thinking to my self. ***** the best prank ever would be snakes in a theater playing snakes on a plane.
- wistar, on 10/12/2007, -2/+7No, I can't imagine. What kind of things would they be?
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5It really happened to one man:
http://www.azcentral.com/ent/movies/articles/0816snakes0816real.html - PunkHop, on 10/12/2007, -2/+7"That to me is very scary," herpetological association representative Tom Whiting said. "I would hate to be watching a movie about snakes and have a rattlesnake bite me."
Did it really take a snake expert to say, "I would prefer not to get attacked by a venomous snake while watching a movie"? - bonked, on 10/12/2007, -1/+6Used to live in the apartment complex behind the theater - not surprised that people could sneak stuff in there, we went on opening night of Star Wars Ep 2 and since it was so hot outside, they let us wait in the lobby. My pal fired up his laptop, which he plugged into a socket in their hallway and started watching a Spider Man bootleg (the movie was playing in the theater at the time) and no one said a word, except for a couple of guys that just said "That's cool. How did you get it on DVD already?" and "Can I get a copy from you?"
- MOJIRA, on 05/17/2008, -0/+4I was waiting for someone to do this. It was only a matter of time - I was even joking about it with my brother.
- pcheaven2k, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4OFFICIAL NEWS: The sequel to "Snakes on a Plane" is already being filmed and is going to be titled "Pirhannah's in my Bitches - I mean Britches"
And ya'll wondered why they only did $15 mil opening weekend, everyone was scared of ***** like this happening. Now that it is over with this weekend and next weekend will KICK ASS. - Bobbler, on 10/12/2007, -7/+11LMAO, quite literally the best comment I have ever read.
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4Hey I've been there! This theater is right near my uncle's house. I saw Constantine and V for Vendetta there. It's a really nice theater.
I don't know if this is relevant, but the outdoor mall this movie theater is in doesn't allow kids under 16 in it after dark on weekends without adult supervision. Could it be because stupid kids pull pranks like this? - LoopyChew, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3Trouser snakes, obviously.
- altcountryman, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3Another brilliant quote from the article:
"This thing is under someone's chair and they go to sit and they just push your foot in the air and startle it -- obviously all they got to do is startle this thing," Phoenix Herpetological Society spokesman Daniel Marchand said. "It's dark. They can't see you, you know that well. If it's scared, boom it strikes."
Add a couple "*****'s" in there and you've got your sequel half written. - adizzle, on 10/12/2007, -3/+6"SAMUEL L JACKSON BEER... IT'LL GET YA DRUNK!"
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