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- HandsOfBlue, on 06/05/2008, -2/+28That whip helps as well.
- themaestro18, on 06/05/2008, -0/+23Why do women love old guys?
- bgrah449, on 06/05/2008, -5/+25It's the script. They write a bunch of women characters who want him, so real women who are watching in the audience think, "All these women want him, they must know something I don't. I should want him too." It doesn't matter that they're just fictional characters; it's not a conscious thought process real women go through. It's just a reaction. It's nothing special.
- frostbyt, on 06/05/2008, -2/+19All I do is give them my phone number on the back of a fake ATM receipt showing I have $750,000 in my account. I get a call the next day, laid that night, and never call them back again.
How awesome is that?
Indy don't have jack on that. - Erectile, on 06/05/2008, -1/+16Being in a film helps.
- vespagirl, on 06/05/2008, -2/+16Any woman who says she would prefer Johnny Depp over Harrison Ford as Indiana Jones is either lying or 13 years old.
- dafragsta, on 06/05/2008, -1/+13"I know you from years ago!"
"Yeah, we had a kid."
"Let's get married."
"We're one perfect and happy family that'll go on easily navigated adventures together. YAY!" - Andyschism, on 06/05/2008, -0/+11Its the chest hair and his charming chin scar.
- mlvassallo, on 06/05/2008, -2/+12"taking him from a tomb to your womb"
***** no. Revoke this writer's license. - gametavern, on 06/05/2008, -0/+9because he can take 30 or 40 punches and keep on trucking.
- PacerDog, on 06/05/2008, -0/+8I wanted to be him...just once.
- cnot3, on 06/05/2008, -1/+8money
- thrallie, on 06/05/2008, -1/+8Only geeks who don't get laid read an article with tips from Indiana Jones movies on how to get laid.
- aquireworth, on 06/05/2008, -2/+8Good points boys. Adventure, passion, intelligence, fear, and Johnny Depp. This would make me a very happy woman :)
@themaestro18: I don't love old guys, but Harrison Ford is that epic kind of guy that it just doesn't matter how old he is - like Sean Connery. I also think some women might be attracted to older men because they have finally reached confidence within themselves (this only applies to some men). Not cockiness, but confidence that comes across subtle and humble. - whatthefu, on 06/05/2008, -0/+5I think they'd want him anyway. I mean, Indiana Jones is pretty god damn manly.
- RedReplicant, on 06/05/2008, -0/+4What the hell? There are tons of dudes portrayed as hawt (Owen Wilson! eaugh!) who don't automatically inspire swooning in the ladies. It takes a good combination of script and acting to really make a historically sexy character. You my friend have a very poor read on the female population.
- reeder84, on 06/05/2008, -0/+4i don't know, I guess I just have a thing for smart and nerdy types...
- diggduggDOOM, on 06/05/2008, -0/+4Duh. "Harrison Ford" is the answer to why women love Indy.
- tEhKewleSt, on 06/05/2008, -0/+4It would be way awesomer if you actually did that.
- tEhKewleSt, on 06/05/2008, -0/+4His strategy is pretty simple - Just be Indiana ***** Jones.
- inactive, on 06/05/2008, -3/+7That qualifies as a submission? That was about the lamest article I've seen.
Johnny Depp as a mutant Jack Sparrow / Indy mutant would be interesting - jaklcide, on 06/05/2008, -1/+51. Indiana Jones
2. ???????
3. PROFIT!!!!! - totemstotems, on 06/05/2008, -0/+4i would choose to be Harrison Ford over johnny depp any day. depp is kind of a girly bad boy in my opinion.
- inactive, on 06/05/2008, -0/+3it's also key to look like harrison ford did. just wanted to point out the obvious, there.
- goddessophia, on 06/05/2008, -0/+3 "A recent Gallup poll showed that the extraordinarily popular “Dangerous Book for Boys” was one of the top choices purchases by women for the man in their life last year, whether he’s 13 or 30. One woman states, “Every female loves a man who can do some of the stuff in this book. All of it? You can have any woman you want!” - I remember mentioning this book in a text message! :) Also, I like Harrison Ford in Air Force One
- davidg11, on 06/05/2008, -0/+3Because he knows what he wants and takes it.
- tyllek, on 06/05/2008, -0/+3It's "cop TO a fear", or in other words, fess up that you're afraid of something. We women think it's cute that our manly man is afraid of something too. The key is he doesn't let it stop him.
- RealmDown, on 06/05/2008, -1/+4It's the money. Viagra is putting a new flagpole on a condemned building.
- TheInformer, on 06/05/2008, -0/+2Make sure the first thing you tell the woman is "I know how to take care of Wookie".
- iamtenninjas, on 06/05/2008, -0/+2I'm with you on that.
"Even the hardest-partying, easygoing woman prefers a guy who can, say...okay, maybe not read a map"
Is it that hard to read a map?
"I own a copy and can do nothing listed in the book." ... "how to do such things as building a fire"
That's kind of sad. Instead of writing articles, maybe you should go camping.
It seems more like this guy is just giving the reasons why he can't find a girl rather than why girls love Indiana Jones. - bgrah449, on 06/05/2008, -1/+2whatthefu: If the movies opened with a montage of Indy asking women out, and then those women laughing at him and we see them walk away with some other guy, people would see the character much differently. It's the script.
RedReplicant: Owen Wilson both plays and is written as a goofball, a comedian and not a hero. In Wilson's movies, women aren't portrayed as lusting after his testosterone the way women are in Indy flicks. I think that some acting and good looks are not negligible, but they can be overcome with a script in which he is daring, capable, lucky, and a leader. - Pittance, on 06/05/2008, -1/+2"cop a fear" what does that mean exactly? is it like "cop a feel"? Which doesnt make any sense since how do you get a sneaky fear?
- Kyrato, on 06/05/2008, -0/+1Like Bruce Willis
- sarahb459, on 06/05/2008, -1/+2Idk, old men creep me out... but I if I had to guess, I would say money and viagra
- Smoove, on 06/05/2008, -2/+3Dude, it's the script.
- altinnovation, on 06/05/2008, -2/+2I'd rather be Jason Statham than Indiana Jones.
- MiamiRox, on 06/05/2008, -3/+3Johnny Depp gives me a chick boner. Harrison Ford, not so much. In fact, not at all.
- aquireworth, on 06/05/2008, -1/+1oh yuck! You really know how to gross a girl out! By the way, I wasn't talking about their balls or sleeping with them. I was talking about 2 older guys that are handsome.
- davidg11, on 06/05/2008, -3/+2I dunno, but IT IS AWESOME!
- frostbyt, on 06/05/2008, -2/+1If only you knew.
- ZombieInvasion, on 06/06/2008, -1/+01. Be Bladerunner
2. Be Han Solo
3. Be Indiana Jones
4. Profit!
Oh wait....thats what he did.....
I reckon Han > Indy tho - ReganS, on 06/05/2008, -1/+0Agreed!
- inactive, on 06/05/2008, -5/+3Cuz he used to kick ass.
- inactive, on 06/06/2008, -2/+0he is famous and has money..thats whhy
http://www.diabetes-diabetic1 - thiagomga, on 06/05/2008, -2/+0Go out ?
- TwolfJB, on 06/05/2008, -3/+1its all the hat
- jflowers45, on 06/05/2008, -5/+1Finally a case where the guy isn't the one who's whipped
- fknrat, on 06/05/2008, -5/+1Well, no women for me, then.
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