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- presidentjapan, on 10/12/2008, -2/+68"You're about to 404, Digg-style."
- dha07030, on 10/12/2008, -1/+50The ending made this video. My all time favorite one liner "Dodge this" Trinity, The Matrix.
- pumacub, on 10/12/2008, -2/+38A good one-liner from Heroes:
Thompson: [pointing a gun to Parkman's head] What am I thinking now, Parkman?
Mr. Bennet: [pointing a gun at Thompson's head] Your last thought!
*bang!* - JustinHopewell, on 10/12/2008, -7/+41These guys usually give me a few chuckles, including this one, but I ***** HATE that music at the end.
- LaughingMan11, on 10/12/2008, -1/+29Close, but no cigar. That was from Total Recall.
- bakkouz, on 10/12/2008, -5/+33that was only mildly amusing.
- ScottMcIntyre, on 10/12/2008, -3/+25Funny video... perhaps if I'd called One Liner Services they'd have helped make this a killer comment! :-) But our hero Donovan ends up bumping off the girl too!!
"Clap on, clap off" :-O - TheRascalKing, on 10/12/2008, -6/+28Except for Jeff, he's half asian... or Korean... or something.
- inactive, on 10/12/2008, -0/+19oh yeah, THAT made my dick wiggle.
- ccb621, on 10/12/2008, -1/+19Actually, if you called OLS, you'd be calling NAMBLA. Look up the number (212-631-1194) on Google.
- IphtashuFitz, on 10/12/2008, -3/+21Peter: It's just been revoked!
Brian: Uh, Peter, we didn't really set you up for that Lethal Weapon line. It... it doesn't really work here.
Peter: Oh... I'll have what she's having!
Brian: That's... better? - renanrcarvalho, on 10/12/2008, -0/+17Yippee-ki-yay, *****
- skippy17, on 10/12/2008, -2/+18Watch Hot Fuzz
- JasonAdams13, on 10/12/2008, -1/+17dugg for "sack up honky-tonk"
- phore, on 10/12/2008, -5/+19my dick's wiggling!
- protogenxl, on 10/13/2008, -0/+12Danny Butterman: Where's the trolley boy?
Nicholas Angel: In the freezer.
Danny Butterman: Did you say cool off?
Nicholas Angel: No I didn't say anything...
Danny Butterman: Shame.
Nicholas Angel: Well, there was the part that you missed where I distracted him with the cuddle monkey then i said play times over and I hit him in the head with the peace lily.
Danny Butterman: You're off the *****' chain! - bonk2k, on 10/12/2008, -0/+11Exception: I've had it with these snakes on this plane!
It just doesn't work. - nobodez, on 10/12/2008, -0/+11It's "Death the Halls", not "Deck the Halls". That's what makes it a one liner.
- gquaglia, on 10/12/2008, -0/+10Arnold is the king of one liners.
- inactive, on 10/12/2008, -1/+11HAHA! You're dead!
- Subduction, on 10/12/2008, -2/+12Overall, funny, but comedy tip: If a line isn't funny before adding "*****" or "*****," it won't be funny after.
- themastersb, on 10/12/2008, -0/+9"It's just been revoked"
- pdavda, on 10/12/2008, -0/+9Let off some steam Bennett!
- RidesAPaleHorse, on 10/12/2008, -0/+9It would have been better at about half the length. Looks like OLS needs to hire some editors along with the writers.
- mauso, on 10/12/2008, -2/+10CAN YOU HEAR THE BELLS ARE RINGING
FAR, FAR AWAY?
(Arrogant trumpeting) - MadCatter, on 10/12/2008, -2/+9Dugg up only because of the Amélie soundtrack music being played when the 'leading competitor' comes in.
Pas Si Simple? - dha07030, on 10/12/2008, -1/+8***** you that's some funny ***** *****.
- dha07030, on 10/12/2008, -0/+6Get a life.
- pintong, on 10/13/2008, -0/+5It's a great album. Different from their others, yes, but possibly their most solid.
- Aurabolt, on 10/12/2008, -0/+5Would have been better if he hummed the Final Fantasy battle victory music at the end
- JohnatMI, on 10/12/2008, -0/+5The video was worth watching because they used Liquid Tension Experiment's "Biaxident" as the background music. Prog rock!
- bonk2k, on 10/12/2008, -0/+5You're off the ***** chain!
- TiMMY8765, on 10/12/2008, -0/+5damn you beat me to it
- spacerobot, on 10/12/2008, -2/+6From Five Iron Frenzie's "Five Iron Frenzy 2: electric boogaloo". Good album but strays from the ska that the band initially started with.
- Armadeon, on 10/12/2008, -0/+4The best part was his pose at the end. Priceless.
- cffury13, on 10/12/2008, -3/+7I've never seen a bad movie from these guys, just awesome.
- FlapJaw, on 10/12/2008, -0/+4is that Big Boss in the beginning?
- Zzone, on 10/12/2008, -0/+4Did you say 'Cool Off'??
- OneLess, on 10/12/2008, -1/+5"Hey biggun. Playtime's over."
- MAGZine, on 10/12/2008, -1/+5Whoops. Brain thinks one way, hands type another.
My bad. - dha07030, on 10/12/2008, -1/+5Same difference, still awesome.
- kkei08, on 10/12/2008, -1/+4Dugg for Liquid Tension Experiment's "Biaxident"
- lalilulelo, on 10/12/2008, -0/+3You're a doctor. Deal with it.
- lead2thehead, on 10/12/2008, -10/+13Favorite one of all time... Running man.
(shoots wife in head) "Consider that a divorce." - krazykor, on 10/12/2008, -1/+4My favorite:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-flQmtL_IQ - MetalPig, on 10/12/2008, -1/+4Then again, it is technically a one liner, so OLS can still come to the rescue. They probably just charge a different rate for one-liners that must be delivered prior to death. Just because a lawn care company is advertising their grass mowing service, doesn't mean you can't have them trim your bushes...
- Spyder2k, on 10/12/2008, -1/+3You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya punk?
- Space579, on 10/13/2008, -0/+2DON'T CALL THE NUMBER ON THE SCREEN IT'S THE NUMBER TO NAMBLA -- NOT KIDDING!!
- Iatethecrayon, on 10/13/2008, -0/+2yeah you are.
- IphtashuFitz, on 10/12/2008, -1/+3Facist!
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