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Goonies Sequel on its Way

hecklerspray.com — Warner Bros say they're making The Goonies 2 and they want to make it a big budget blockbuster. But the question stands - do we want to see a fully-grown man doing the truffle shuffle?

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  • funkymonkey01, on 08/05/2008, -3/+65I loved the Goonies when I was a kid. In fact, I still love it. Not sure how I feel about this.
  • inactive, on 08/05/2008, -2/+58HHEY YOU GUUUYS.. O-o
  • SilentRamble42, on 08/06/2008, -2/+48Dear Hollywood,

    ***** you.

    Sincerely,
    The 80's
  • duggtodeath, on 08/05/2008, -2/+46It will have an all-black cast and sport a CGI side-kick penguin with a hip-hop soundtrack and McDonalds meal tie-ins.
  • chkdg8, on 08/06/2008, -1/+39Everything. OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out... But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.
  • ippey, on 08/05/2008, -1/+37"Do we want to see a fully-grown man doing the truffle shuffle?"

    Just go to any Packers game.
  • inactive, on 08/05/2008, -2/+37Is Jet Li the chinese kid with the gadgets?!
  • Harbinger1080, on 08/05/2008, -3/+35This is a ***** idea that floats up every now and then. Last I heard it was going to feature the original Goonies' kids doing something in the midwest, and some native american thing. Or something like that.

    Regardless, this is definitely one property that doesn't deserve to be pissed on by Hollywood.
  • inactive, on 08/05/2008, -2/+30Does hollyweird have ANY new ideas?
  • magicbullets, on 08/05/2008, -1/+29The only thing we serve here is tongue! You boys like tongue?
  • Lyk4n, on 08/05/2008, -3/+24How about some new original movies?
  • Stagle, on 08/06/2008, -1/+19this will rape our childhoods.
  • lokee73, on 08/06/2008, -1/+16WHY?!

    WHY MUST HOLLYWOOD ASS-RAPE MY FAVORITE THINGS FROM CHILDHOOD?!
  • AsgardsAvenger, on 08/05/2008, -1/+15Baby.... Ruth?
  • cerealjynx, on 08/06/2008, -2/+14It was already made.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Goonies_II
    For the Nintendo Entertainment System!!
  • inactive, on 08/05/2008, -2/+13Sounds like they are hell bent on ***** up all of the classics.
  • ZurMacht, on 08/05/2008, -2/+12Seriously... stop rehashing stuff that was great just because there are no good ideas out there anymore. Some movies aren't meant to be remade, some aren't meant to have sequels.

  • Samsauce, on 08/06/2008, -0/+10Okay, Micheal Jackson didn't come to my house...to use the bathroom, but his sister did.
  • antdude, on 08/06/2008, -1/+11Nope!
  • MeatPlow, on 08/06/2008, -0/+9I'm setting boody twaps!!
  • fuzzybeard, on 08/06/2008, -2/+11I'm beginning to like this kid, Ma!
  • HappyScrappy, on 08/06/2008, -1/+10Is George Lucas in charge of this monstrosity?
  • benitojuarez, on 08/05/2008, -1/+9chunk isnt fat anymore =(
  • lucy22, on 08/05/2008, -1/+8I must admit, I loved the goonies too.
  • Syric, on 08/06/2008, -1/+8Wall-E?
  • Grimdotdotdot, on 08/06/2008, -1/+7So wrong. You should be banned from Digg, then the Internet, then your keys should stop letting you into your house, then banned from *ever* having sex.
  • blogosphear, on 08/06/2008, -1/+7There is no way this can be pulled off. The Goonies was made in the 80s and everything in that movie is unique to that era, the clothes, the slang, the music.

    Knowing hollywood we will be presented with Goonies 2: featuring the cast of LAGUNA BEACH or something along those lines and it will suck.

    The original goonies was gritty and dark (lighting)

    you know what my problem was with INDY 4? It was too well lit and it wasn't "dirty" enough



  • kuroikenshi, on 08/05/2008, -2/+7Activate the Pincers of Peril!
  • fluidfoundation, on 08/05/2008, -2/+7Do the truffle shuffle!!!
  • NomortaL1, on 08/06/2008, -1/+6i cant believe you actually typed out Nintendo Entertainment System.
  • Suneet67, on 08/06/2008, -1/+6These ***** suits would remake the mona lisa...
  • Jared80KA, on 08/06/2008, -0/+5I always thought it was the Pinchers of Power.
  • cnot3, on 08/06/2008, -1/+5Can't hollywood come up with an idea anymore that isn't a sequel, or worse, a prequel?
  • arjie, on 08/06/2008, -0/+4*****, I'm the only guy who came here hoping that this would be a sequel to the little Nintendo game. I loved the soundtrack on that game. I really did.
  • Foenetik, on 08/06/2008, -0/+4***** bastards. is nothing sacred?
  • jgzman, on 08/06/2008, -0/+4Actually, it's still not bad, as an adult.

    Not great, mind you.
  • hollywoodphony, on 08/06/2008, -1/+5It would be great if they called it "Goonies 2" but what they actually made was "Gremlins 3". Well, not great, but then at least they wouldn't have re-made a movie that's clearly going to get ruined.
  • shauncorleone, on 08/06/2008, -0/+4If I didn't want to see a grown man do the truffle shuffle, I would avert my eyes from the mirror every morning.
  • NomortaL1, on 08/06/2008, -2/+6Dear Consumer,

    Thanks for buying our crap. Look forward to another sequel!

    xoxoxox
    Hollywood
  • tdogg241, on 08/06/2008, -0/+3That's what I said! Booby twaps! Quiet, shhh!
  • scarwars, on 08/06/2008, -0/+3that.. uhm.. well.. hm
    actually that doesn't sound all that bad.
  • Braingoo, on 08/07/2008, -0/+3actaully the game was the sequel http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Goonies_II
  • Okari, on 08/06/2008, -2/+5Chinese kid is Short Round.
  • pjdk28, on 08/06/2008, -0/+3he's a successful lawyer or something. don't see him (or Brolin or Astin) coming back for something destined for direct to DVD
  • davidwasman, on 08/06/2008, -0/+3FYI - Sean Astin(Mikey) wrote the screenplay.

    Concept he pitched to WB was:

    The former Goonies all have kids who end up in trouble and the parents have to save them.

    No news on whether he included Sloth in the script, yet. Also, Chunk is actually pretty fit these days. He's a major hollywood producer now. So yeah, no truffle shuffle from him.
  • Myonosken, on 08/06/2008, -0/+3Its good that you recognised your mistake. At least you'll be executed knowing full well why.
  • Grimdotdotdot, on 08/06/2008, -0/+3SLOTH LOVE CHUNK!
  • cgruber, on 08/06/2008, -1/+4Completely off topic, that said if Tom Cruise battles Xenu and the Flying Spaghetti monster I think we have a winner.
  • slapded, on 08/06/2008, -0/+3wheres mac and me 2 - c;mon
  • kplo, on 04/01/2009, -4/+7heck yeah!
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