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G.I. JOE Movie Sinks Shipwreck

latinoreview.com — Hector Delgado didn't make the Joe team but at least Snake Eyes & Storm Shadow found a ninja mentor!

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  • trujillonorte, on 05/13/2008, -0/+6I'm still holding out hope for Hector Ramirez though! He's the Geraldo Rivera/reporter character from the cartoon series! lol
    • sanman, on 05/13/2008, -0/+5Heh, getting the real Geraldo for that would be awesome! ;)
      Anyway, Shipwreck's character wasn't introduced until the second GI Joe movie, "The Revenge of Cobra" (that was the one with the Weather Dominator)

      Anyhow, in the comics (which predate the cartoon), General Hawk was there from the start, and Duke was a minor character:
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQ_RQbSrb4c

      That's pretty much the opposite of the TV series
  • SpeakerCity, on 05/13/2008, -14/+6WTF is this latinoreview *****? Someone is gaming digg.
    • actionscripted, on 05/13/2008, -3/+10It's a Latino-focused site talking about a Latino (senior Delgado) and G.I. JOE -- what's wrong with that?
  • jls33fsls, on 05/13/2008, -3/+20I would say this link I spotted on that page is more digg-worthy: http://www.latinoreview.com/news/megan-fox-s-tata- ...
  • LiteralSteve, on 05/13/2008, -11/+1STPID!!!!! U CaNt SInk A shIPRECK, itS, AlREAdy SunK..... PRoofread ur ReTarD titLE!!!!
    • knight666, on 05/13/2008, -0/+4STPIDUCNSIAIPRECKSAIREASKPRRTDLE
      Hmmm...
      Is it some kind of Russian acronym?
      • gutistg, on 05/13/2008, -0/+4Standard Temperature and Pressure of the Central Nervous System Interactive Artificial Intelligence Precedence Coefficient Southern Association for Institutional Research Emergency Alert System KPRR (radio station in El Paso, TX 102.1) Table data cell Less than or Equal to.
  • vondrak, on 05/13/2008, -2/+9I'm sorry, but who named him Shipwreck? Isn't that like naming the guy who drives the Joe Jeep Car Crash? Or the pilot Mid-air Collision?
    • Peko, on 05/13/2008, -0/+11I humbly submit GIJOE's demolition expert "Teamkill"
      • punkcat, on 05/13/2008, -0/+7HomeWrecker, stays behind at the Joe's base while they are away to protect the families, pays special attention to the wives.
    • dext3r, on 05/13/2008, -0/+4Maybe he wrecks the bad guys ships.
    • punkcat, on 05/13/2008, -0/+3in Shipwrecks defense, i dont believe i ever saw him near a boat, let alone water.


      • ZenMojo, on 05/13/2008, -0/+4How is that a defense? Doesn't that prove the point?
        • popfrogs, on 05/14/2008, -0/+2Firestarter the fireman says yes, it does.
          • punkcat, on 05/14/2008, -0/+1odd, the amount of Joe fires increased after hiring on our new firefighter.
  • AriaStar, on 05/13/2008, -0/+3Hector Delgado's bad ass.
  • thredden, on 05/13/2008, -1/+6buried for not posting the link to megan fox...
  • cbergeron, on 05/13/2008, -6/+3For ***** sake, how about a Gremlins remake?
    At least those little monsters were interesting (and equally scary).
    • ZenMojo, on 05/13/2008, -0/+2No one has the balls to ***** with the classics. (Except for Halloween, the Day the Earth Stood Still, Invasion of the Body Snatchers...okay, what was I talking about?)
  • notoneofus, on 05/13/2008, -0/+3That image of Shipwreck looks startlingly like Hugh Jackman.
    • ZenMojo, on 05/13/2008, -0/+1Don't give them any ideas. It's hard enough getting Hispanics in movies when they're NOT in the script.
  • HencheMann, on 05/13/2008, -6/+2The Village People come to mind. Looks amazingly gay. Reminds me of Tom of Finland. WHAT? YOU HAVE NO IDEA OF WHO/ WHAT TOM OF FINLAND IS? WELL!! LET ME SHOW YOU!!: http://www.tomoffinlandfoundation.org/
  • stigma15, on 05/13/2008, -0/+2Not to worry..he got a gig with the Ambiguously Gay Duo
  • UNDERSTAR, on 05/13/2008, -0/+1Woah!!! This movie is still filming??? When the ***** is this one coming out???
  • 13tongimp, on 05/13/2008, -3/+7This movie is going to blow no matter who they cast at this point.

    The moment they made them an international team, they insulted American veterans who actually fought during World War II and established what it meant to be a G.I. Joe. I refuse to spend a dime on this movie.
    • KingGorilla, on 05/13/2008, -2/+3You mean in 1966 when they added soldiers from other countries and an astronaut ?
    • ZenMojo, on 05/13/2008, -0/+1Wow, really, that's not the biggest pile of ***** I've ever heard of. Half of the team didn't even have a greencard and you're going back to the 60's before any of these characters even existed to prove your point?
  • kansai22, on 05/13/2008, -1/+3I don't know about this movie guys I mean the casting looks like a joke.
    Brendan Fraser as Gung Ho, ( guy from the Mummy films)
    Joseph Gordon-Levitt as Cobra Commander (the kid from 3rd rock from the sun)
    Marlon Wayans as Ripcord
    Christopher Eccleston as Destro without the mask on ( played the major in 28 days later and Heros)
    WTF is that!! Who cast these guys. Is this movie going to be a comedy?

    Dennis Quaid as General Hawk
    Ray Park as Snake Eyes (Guy that played Darth Maul)
    Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje as Heavy Duty (Guy from Lost)
    That is decent casting.


    • ZenMojo, on 05/13/2008, -0/+1Yeah...Crash, Brick, The Lookout, Requiem for a Dream, and 28 Days Later. Try again.
  • smacksaw, on 05/13/2008, -2/+1Que lastima.

    They should have a Latino villain named Dirty Sanchez and he's the head of Cobra's Toxic guys.
  • palehorse864, on 05/13/2008, -0/+2Johnny, do you play baseball?
  • Slamboni, on 05/13/2008, -0/+2What's it been, 15 years? Does your mother still hang out at dockside bars? My Lord, it's like I'm looking in a mirror.
  • funkytaco, on 05/13/2008, -0/+1Yo JOE!
  • Litzau, on 05/13/2008, -0/+3"Porkchop Sandwiches!!!"
  • Litzau, on 05/13/2008, -0/+3"Who wants a body massage?"
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