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First PIC of Jason in Michael Bay's Friday the 13th Re-Make

filmdrunk.com — Most people wouldn ’t think a franchise with 11 sequels would need to be remade, but Michael Bay is a filmmaker of rare vision, which is why his company is producing a Friday the 13th remake.

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  • chaos7, on 07/18/2008, -21/+6digg this one instead.. the site's commentary isn't as annoying
    http://digg.com/movies/FIRST_IMAGE_of_Jason_Voorhe ...
    • willster580, on 07/19/2008, -2/+2Actually, it was funny.
    • MarspK, on 07/19/2008, -1/+0The commentary on that one isn't as truthful either.
  • schroeder, on 07/18/2008, -1/+65So is Jason going to be blowing up people in this one?
    • greenroom628, on 07/19/2008, -0/+10and be backed up by a full army battalion. along with some requisite slo-mo sequences.
      • gplpark92, on 07/19/2008, -0/+4"GET OUT OF THE CHOPPER OR WE WILL KILL YOU" ~ Sergeant Cleatus
      • ZenMojo, on 07/19/2008, -0/+4It'll probably take place on the Fourth of July, so we can get a bunch of the Crystal Lake kids waving sparklers with an American flag blowing in the background while Mrs. Voorhees give a rousing speech about honor and duty.
      • sg7791, on 07/19/2008, -0/+4Yes, it will be the 4th and the 13th at the same time.
    • dylio, on 07/19/2008, -1/+6Dugg for making me lol.
    • clownx, on 07/19/2008, -1/+2Y'know, the only tolerable thing about Comcast is their commercials (for those not in the know, they're locked in a dead-heat weird-off with Verizon), and the Michael Bay one is pretty accurate.
    • mattcoady, on 07/19/2008, -0/+31Fixed

      http://img295.imageshack.us/img295/259/fridaysmall ...
    • poopmaster, on 07/19/2008, -0/+1Ok so first we start with a CG building.....
    • rpgmaker, on 07/19/2008, -0/+1If this movie gets a PG-13 I won't be watching it.
  • jer2eydevil88, on 07/19/2008, -3/+63Burried because hes so far away it isn't even worth noting its him in the picture.
  • dementedpuppy, on 07/19/2008, -3/+22The picture sucks, Jason's face isn't visible, and even if it was, this film still looks like utter *****.

    Classic (yes, I know it sucks, but it's still classic) films should be left alone. Just look at the remake of "the Omen," which completely killed the film. This will be worse than the original.
  • DeskFlyer, on 07/19/2008, -0/+18I want to see the naked chick in the water (c'mon you know she is).
    • xzacx, on 07/19/2008, -1/+4I think that's little boy Jason, or this movie isn't even close to the original.
  • xShifty, on 07/19/2008, -11/+20***** Michael Bay. Rare vision = no artistic talent whatsoever
    • langdonalger, on 07/19/2008, -0/+17rare vision: rarely has vision
      • ZenMojo, on 07/19/2008, -1/+5Yes, I do believe his vision is bloody, lukewarm, and undercooked.
    • DeFex, on 07/19/2008, -0/+11hollywood recipie for sucsess:

      1: how many shots can we have of good guys using macs,
      2: other product placement
      3: references to other movies or pop "culture"
      4: explosions
      5: CG
      6: cool car
      7: well paid but actually mediocre actors
      8: the plot
      • PleaseJustDie, on 07/19/2008, -0/+11plot? that's written in at the bottom of the list with crayon by a 2 year old and then crossed out with a red pen by an exec and replaced with "gratuitous ***** about 15 minutes in."
      • DeFex, on 07/19/2008, -0/+3oops i forgot the boobies!!!. silly me
  • Flafan, on 07/19/2008, -1/+5Why does it look like Jason has four boobs
    • DeFex, on 07/19/2008, -0/+4you cant see from that angle, but he has 5 asses as well.
      • Blandyman, on 07/19/2008, -0/+5Believe it or not, but this Jason was designed by Dr. Alphonse Mephesto.
  • twishart, on 07/19/2008, -1/+45So what does he transform into?
  • ThePerkins, on 07/19/2008, -3/+107Jason is going to be stabbing people from a truck, and all you'll here is SPLOOOOOOOSH... VROOOOOOOOOOM BOW and all these cars will blow up like BOOM BROWWWWWL BROWWWWWWL and Jason will hop on the motorcycle and blast some cops with an uzi like BRECKABRECKABRECKA BOOOOOOOOM
    • xpftw, on 07/19/2008, -0/+18your use of onmatopeia[sic] is amazing
      BRECKABRECKABRECKA BOOOOOOOOM --> love it
    • archivist, on 07/19/2008, -2/+2you forgot the close ups!!! the close ups!!!
    • JoeCool1986, on 07/19/2008, -0/+4and then right when the two motorcycles are in the air flying at each other, the scene will freeze and you'll look at the camera and say, "this mission just got a hell of a lot more impossible."
    • SEANWOOKIE, on 07/19/2008, -0/+1believe it or not that was taken right from the screenplay.
  • thepretext, on 07/19/2008, -4/+34Goddamnit, Michael Bay...
    • rjc5056, on 07/19/2008, -0/+4Can't he and Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer (the cinemassassins behind Meet the Spartans and the upcoming turd, Disaster Movie) all just jump into a toaster filled pool together? Would that be so terrible?
      • PleaseJustDie, on 07/19/2008, -0/+1Don't forget to add Uwe Boll to that list.
      • BlaqReaper, on 07/19/2008, -0/+0No Uwe Boll deserves something much worse. As bad as those directors are, Uwe Boll is in a category all by himself.
  • 2clone, on 07/19/2008, -2/+22The horse is dead, stop beating it.
    • Jerryskid02, on 07/19/2008, -0/+8But every time we hit it, it moves! It must still be alive! Hit it again....see! it moved again!!
    • Airloss, on 07/19/2008, -0/+8I beat it to dead horses so I'm good.
    • Whackly, on 07/19/2008, -0/+1Hollywood: making the glue that keeps us all together.
    • iMoth, on 07/19/2008, -0/+1jason voorhees will never die, you son of a bitch.
  • xzacx, on 07/19/2008, -1/+5I don't get it - why would Jason be an adult and have a mask in a remake of Friday the 13th? Or isn't it a remake of part 1? Or is that not actually supposed to be him in the distance? At first I just thought it was his head from behind in the water, which made sense, but after looking closer it does look like a mask on the guy in the background.

    I sure don't have high hopes after seeing this image.
  • Tyrghast, on 07/19/2008, -0/+20"This time, Jason is gonna kill dudes over the internet, with a special virus that makes houses explode. After he lets that tool do his evil work, we're gonna have a montage set to the worst possible Linkin Park song we can find, and it's going to be a montage of Jason doing wicked martial arts while being pursued by a legion of zombie robots from a meteor that almost destroyed the world. It's gonna make a *****-ton of money."
  • cycledesign, on 07/19/2008, -0/+22Why isn't it Jason's mom like the original...?
  • EvilFerret, on 07/19/2008, -5/+1Graphics look like *****...

    Wait....its a movie? WTF?
  • RyanW2050, on 07/19/2008, -4/+2BORING
  • earlobe, on 07/19/2008, -9/+4"michael bay is a filmaker of rare vision"?
    are you kidding me?
    • cycledesign, on 07/19/2008, -1/+9Your sarcasm meter is broken.
      • earlobe, on 07/19/2008, -2/+2oops. i just read that line and stopped and didnt read the rest of the article which explains everything.
        that would be my bad...
      • Rally603, on 07/19/2008, -1/+2Yes it would, *****.

        Think before you comment.
  • silicongat, on 07/19/2008, -7/+1How is this fool making another movie?
  • mtrip, on 07/19/2008, -2/+49SPOILER: Jason stabs a bunch of people and they kill him BUT THEN HE'S NOT REALLY DEAD!!
    • xzacx, on 07/19/2008, -12/+1Nice try at a joke, but obviously you never saw Friday the 13th considering Jason didn't stab anyone it in or get killed by a bunch of people.
  • crcook, on 07/19/2008, -6/+0Michael Bay is making this? Frickkkk
  • elveis, on 07/19/2008, -0/+17It must be really scary. Looks like she peed in the water.
  • kinseyincanada, on 07/19/2008, -4/+3So its going to be a Jason movie with tons of 'awesome' explosions and 'awesome' car chases, who knows maybe Jason will be entirely CGI, ***** Micheal Bay
    • DeFex, on 07/19/2008, -0/+1The good guys will be using macs.you will see the apple logo from the same angle you can see the actors face!

  • FattJesus, on 07/19/2008, -2/+8Goddamn it, I'm so sick of ***** remakes.
  • klitzbtc, on 07/19/2008, -1/+6I remember seeing a dumb bumper sticker that was like, "Government Policy, if it ain't broke, fix it until it is".


    This would be more appropriate for Hollywood.
  • FuckingCotter, on 07/19/2008, -5/+4Awesome, it looks like we're gonna have another 'Freddy Vs. Jason' Jason. ***** that noise.
  • markperia, on 07/19/2008, -2/+8Michael Bay: ...see Jason will come up from behind and stab this very sexy scantily clad girl working on a car, and then she'll drop on the car and her blood will short circuit the electronics on the car, making it explode! Is that awesome or what?!

    Execs: okkk.. We'll fund it! Here's some MONEEEY!!!

    Michael Bay: LETS SET IT ON FIIIIRRREEE!!!
    • ZeppFreak89, on 07/19/2008, -0/+1blowing ***** up...



      michael bay has the best job EVER
  • Draje, on 07/19/2008, -4/+1So they take a lengthy series of horror movies, exhaust it, and then remake it? No thank you.
  • koft, on 07/19/2008, -7/+1lame, fukkken buried. lololololololoololololololololol lllooolll lolol
  • mazaj423, on 07/19/2008, -3/+6so which film is he remaking because there was no Jason in the first film
    • xzacx, on 07/19/2008, -1/+5thats exactly what I'm wondering. Maybe its not a remake, and just a new Friday the 13th film. It sure isn't a remake of the first Friday the 13th though from the looks of things.
      • willskillz, on 07/19/2008, -0/+2It can't be a new one... the last Jason movie took place in space 500 years into the future. He's dead now for sure!
    • Failchan, on 07/19/2008, -1/+3It's sort of the first three mixed into one.
      • Radar5, on 07/20/2008, -0/+1where'd you hear that?
      • chadwalters23, on 07/21/2008, -0/+1EW: So are you following the same plot as the very first Friday the 13th?
        M. Bay: It’s a little different. I don’t want to give it away because of the Internet crazies.

        EW: There's been rumors that you're going to include plots from all three Friday the 13ths into your remake. Is that true?
        M. Bay: The first two, yeah.

        from: http://hollywoodinsider.ew.com/2008/07/transformer ...
  • badwithcomputer, on 07/19/2008, -1/+7http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/155700/
  • MariusC, on 07/19/2008, -5/+0college huh? another ***** that thinks he's oh so smart
    • s5demigh, on 07/19/2008, -0/+0My exact thoughts. Punch him in the penis with a steel fisted glove...
  • teamedge07, on 07/19/2008, -2/+1Gayzer!!!!!! Buried for the weakest photo shot posted today!!!!!!
  • ObamaWins08, on 07/19/2008, -2/+2I wonder if they are going to use that aircraft carrier shot from Pearl Harbor yet again?
  • gamben0, on 07/19/2008, -3/+1I'm glad this is a remake of the original and not another F vs. J movie.
    I'd much rather watch this than Transformers or the ***** sequel being made.
  • Weezergames, on 07/19/2008, -4/+1I HOPE ROB ZOMBIE IS DIRECTING IT!!

    Just kidding
  • terrible0ne, on 07/19/2008, -4/+5michael bay sucks
  • NightVortez, on 07/19/2008, -1/+16High res image, yup it's Jason, I have no hopes for this if it's truly a remake.

    http://www.shocktillyoudrop.com/news/topnews.php?i ...
    • WhoDoneIt, on 07/19/2008, -2/+0What the *****?!? Does Jason have a fur collar on his jacket in that photo?

      They should rename it "Gayson Returns"
    • Jhiaxuz, on 07/19/2008, -0/+1It's funny how the comments on Digg are exactly the opposite of those on that site.
  • soot, on 07/19/2008, -2/+1He told her there was AIDS in the pool, but she just didn't want to listen...
  • nugz85, on 07/19/2008, -4/+3how is this a remake of the original? thats clearly a guy, but jason in the first was actually his mom.
    • xzacx, on 07/19/2008, -1/+2How are people gonna bury you for stating a simple truth?
  • killtrocity, on 07/19/2008, -0/+2I'll bet they make another just so that it is the 13th Friday the 13th, and thus add extra hype.
  • bwhite4815, on 07/19/2008, -3/+0Friday the 13th meets Lady in the Water. great.
  • insomniac8400, on 07/19/2008, -2/+1Jason X with a bunch of explosions.
  • Retrospekt, on 07/19/2008, -2/+1http://www.shocktillyoudrop.com/imageGallery/Frida ...
  • seanof, on 07/19/2008, -0/+6Marcus Nispel, not Michael Bay will be directing this. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0758746/
    • sfcaptainrob, on 07/19/2008, -0/+1Major Kira will play Jason's mom?
  • JoeB4ever, on 07/19/2008, -0/+3"I miss you more than Michael Bay missed the mark,
    When he made Pearl Harbor.
    I miss you more than that movie missed the point,
    And that’s an awful lot girl.
    And now, now you've gone away,
    And all I'm trying to say,
    Is Pearl Harbor sucked
    and I miss you"
    • spartan778, on 07/19/2008, -0/+2I need you like Ben Affleck needs acting school,
      He was terrible in that film.
      I need you like Cuba Gooding needed a bigger part,
      He's way better then Ben Affleck.
      And now all I can think about is your smile,
      And that ***** movie too,
      Perl Harbor sucked and I miss you
    • BlaqReaper, on 07/19/2008, -0/+2Why does Michael Bay get to keep on making movies?
  • beermaker, on 07/19/2008, -1/+3the mom is the killer
  • belebih, on 07/19/2008, -1/+11For a much better look, check out the version from BD.
    http://www.bloody-disgusting.com/news/12965
    Also, like a poster above mentioned, Bay isn't directing this. The director is the guy that did the TCM 2003 remake, which was actually quite good imo.

    As for those wondering about the whole thing with Jason's mom doing the killing in the original but not in this one, the remake is not just strictly of the first film but a combination of plot points from the first three. So Pamela Voorhees does have a role in the film, but then Jason quickly becomes the main killer, supposedly transitioning from monster child (end of part 1), to wearing the bag (part 2), to finally putting on the hockey mask (part 3).

    Anyway, I'll just be glad to see Jason chopping up teenagers on the big screen again. If it sucks I still have 11 previous F13th films to go back to, so meh.
  • BulletsforRingo, on 07/19/2008, -5/+1It's PICture you ignoramuses. PLEASE STOP BUTCHERING THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE.
    • TrevorBelmont, on 07/19/2008, -0/+2The nature of language is that it evolves to fit the needs of it's society. How do you think "Old English" became "English"? Resisting this truth will not effect the language of your culture it will only cause you further discomfort.
      Altering language for ease of use and to aid expression is not indicative of ignorance.
      Take your snobbish lingual elitism, your quixotic mission to rescue the language and your caps lock key and shove'm all up in ya bum!
  • iMoth, on 07/19/2008, -0/+2michael bay's remake?

    he's not directing it, goddamnit. ***** you.
  • WhoDoneIt, on 07/19/2008, -2/+1You bet I didn't go to college? ***** you!

    College was the BEST time to watch these flicks.

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