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- ThePerkins, on 07/19/2008, -3/+107Jason is going to be stabbing people from a truck, and all you'll here is SPLOOOOOOOSH... VROOOOOOOOOOM BOW and all these cars will blow up like BOOM BROWWWWWL BROWWWWWWL and Jason will hop on the motorcycle and blast some cops with an uzi like BRECKABRECKABRECKA BOOOOOOOOM
- schroeder, on 07/18/2008, -1/+65So is Jason going to be blowing up people in this one?
- jer2eydevil88, on 07/19/2008, -3/+63Burried because hes so far away it isn't even worth noting its him in the picture.
- mtrip, on 07/19/2008, -2/+49SPOILER: Jason stabs a bunch of people and they kill him BUT THEN HE'S NOT REALLY DEAD!!
- twishart, on 07/19/2008, -1/+45So what does he transform into?
- mattcoady, on 07/19/2008, -0/+31Fixed
http://img295.imageshack.us/img295/259/fridaysmall ... - thepretext, on 07/19/2008, -4/+34Goddamnit, Michael Bay...
- cycledesign, on 07/19/2008, -0/+22Why isn't it Jason's mom like the original...?
- Tyrghast, on 07/19/2008, -0/+20"This time, Jason is gonna kill dudes over the internet, with a special virus that makes houses explode. After he lets that tool do his evil work, we're gonna have a montage set to the worst possible Linkin Park song we can find, and it's going to be a montage of Jason doing wicked martial arts while being pursued by a legion of zombie robots from a meteor that almost destroyed the world. It's gonna make a *****-ton of money."
- inactive, on 07/19/2008, -2/+22The horse is dead, stop beating it.
- dementedpuppy, on 07/19/2008, -3/+22The picture sucks, Jason's face isn't visible, and even if it was, this film still looks like utter *****.
Classic (yes, I know it sucks, but it's still classic) films should be left alone. Just look at the remake of "the Omen," which completely killed the film. This will be worse than the original. - xpftw, on 07/19/2008, -0/+18your use of onmatopeia[sic] is amazing
BRECKABRECKABRECKA BOOOOOOOOM --> love it - DeskFlyer, on 07/19/2008, -0/+18I want to see the naked chick in the water (c'mon you know she is).
- langdonalger, on 07/19/2008, -0/+17rare vision: rarely has vision
- elveis, on 07/19/2008, -0/+17It must be really scary. Looks like she peed in the water.
- NightVortez, on 07/19/2008, -1/+16High res image, yup it's Jason, I have no hopes for this if it's truly a remake.
http://www.shocktillyoudrop.com/news/topnews.php?i ... - thedragon4453, on 07/19/2008, -0/+12Your use of the word onomatopoeia is amazing.
- PleaseJustDie, on 07/19/2008, -0/+11plot? that's written in at the bottom of the list with crayon by a 2 year old and then crossed out with a red pen by an exec and replaced with "gratuitous ***** about 15 minutes in."
- DeFex, on 07/19/2008, -0/+11hollywood recipie for sucsess:
1: how many shots can we have of good guys using macs,
2: other product placement
3: references to other movies or pop "culture"
4: explosions
5: CG
6: cool car
7: well paid but actually mediocre actors
8: the plot - belebih, on 07/19/2008, -1/+11For a much better look, check out the version from BD.
http://www.bloody-disgusting.com/news/12965
Also, like a poster above mentioned, Bay isn't directing this. The director is the guy that did the TCM 2003 remake, which was actually quite good imo.
As for those wondering about the whole thing with Jason's mom doing the killing in the original but not in this one, the remake is not just strictly of the first film but a combination of plot points from the first three. So Pamela Voorhees does have a role in the film, but then Jason quickly becomes the main killer, supposedly transitioning from monster child (end of part 1), to wearing the bag (part 2), to finally putting on the hockey mask (part 3).
Anyway, I'll just be glad to see Jason chopping up teenagers on the big screen again. If it sucks I still have 11 previous F13th films to go back to, so meh. - greenroom628, on 07/19/2008, -0/+10and be backed up by a full army battalion. along with some requisite slo-mo sequences.
- xShifty, on 07/19/2008, -11/+20***** Michael Bay. Rare vision = no artistic talent whatsoever
- cycledesign, on 07/19/2008, -1/+9Your sarcasm meter is broken.
- Airloss, on 07/19/2008, -0/+8I beat it to dead horses so I'm good.
- Jerryskid02, on 07/19/2008, -0/+8But every time we hit it, it moves! It must still be alive! Hit it again....see! it moved again!!
- seanof, on 07/19/2008, -0/+6Marcus Nispel, not Michael Bay will be directing this. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0758746/
- markperia, on 07/19/2008, -2/+8Michael Bay: ...see Jason will come up from behind and stab this very sexy scantily clad girl working on a car, and then she'll drop on the car and her blood will short circuit the electronics on the car, making it explode! Is that awesome or what?!
Execs: okkk.. We'll fund it! Here's some MONEEEY!!!
Michael Bay: LETS SET IT ON FIIIIRRREEE!!! - FattJesus, on 07/19/2008, -2/+8Goddamn it, I'm so sick of ***** remakes.
- badwithcomputer, on 07/19/2008, -1/+7http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/155700/
- klitzbtc, on 07/19/2008, -1/+6I remember seeing a dumb bumper sticker that was like, "Government Policy, if it ain't broke, fix it until it is".
This would be more appropriate for Hollywood. - Blandyman, on 07/19/2008, -0/+5Believe it or not, but this Jason was designed by Dr. Alphonse Mephesto.
- dylio, on 07/19/2008, -1/+6Dugg for making me lol.
- inactive, on 07/19/2008, -0/+4"GET OUT OF THE CHOPPER OR WE WILL KILL YOU" ~ Sergeant Cleatus
- xzacx, on 07/19/2008, -1/+5I don't get it - why would Jason be an adult and have a mask in a remake of Friday the 13th? Or isn't it a remake of part 1? Or is that not actually supposed to be him in the distance? At first I just thought it was his head from behind in the water, which made sense, but after looking closer it does look like a mask on the guy in the background.
I sure don't have high hopes after seeing this image. - inactive, on 07/19/2008, -1/+5Why does it look like Jason has four boobs
- DeFex, on 07/19/2008, -0/+4you cant see from that angle, but he has 5 asses as well.
- ZenMojo, on 07/19/2008, -1/+5Yes, I do believe his vision is bloody, lukewarm, and undercooked.
- sg7791, on 07/19/2008, -0/+4Yes, it will be the 4th and the 13th at the same time.
- rjc5056, on 07/19/2008, -0/+4Can't he and Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer (the cinemassassins behind Meet the Spartans and the upcoming turd, Disaster Movie) all just jump into a toaster filled pool together? Would that be so terrible?
- ZenMojo, on 07/19/2008, -0/+4It'll probably take place on the Fourth of July, so we can get a bunch of the Crystal Lake kids waving sparklers with an American flag blowing in the background while Mrs. Voorhees give a rousing speech about honor and duty.
- JoeCool1986, on 07/19/2008, -0/+4and then right when the two motorcycles are in the air flying at each other, the scene will freeze and you'll look at the camera and say, "this mission just got a hell of a lot more impossible."
- xzacx, on 07/19/2008, -1/+5thats exactly what I'm wondering. Maybe its not a remake, and just a new Friday the 13th film. It sure isn't a remake of the first Friday the 13th though from the looks of things.
- DeFex, on 07/19/2008, -0/+3oops i forgot the boobies!!!. silly me
- JoeB4ever, on 07/19/2008, -0/+3"I miss you more than Michael Bay missed the mark,
When he made Pearl Harbor.
I miss you more than that movie missed the point,
And that’s an awful lot girl.
And now, now you've gone away,
And all I'm trying to say,
Is Pearl Harbor sucked
and I miss you" - mazaj423, on 07/19/2008, -3/+6so which film is he remaking because there was no Jason in the first film
- xzacx, on 07/19/2008, -1/+4I think that's little boy Jason, or this movie isn't even close to the original.
- TheSeeker11, on 07/19/2008, -0/+2The guy playing Jason is kind of scary is his own right - http://tinyurl.com/5tpwrs
- TrevorBelmont, on 07/19/2008, -0/+2The nature of language is that it evolves to fit the needs of it's society. How do you think "Old English" became "English"? Resisting this truth will not effect the language of your culture it will only cause you further discomfort.
Altering language for ease of use and to aid expression is not indicative of ignorance.
Take your snobbish lingual elitism, your quixotic mission to rescue the language and your caps lock key and shove'm all up in ya bum! - gozroth, on 07/19/2008, -0/+2an explosion
- Failchan, on 07/19/2008, -1/+3It's sort of the first three mixed into one.
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