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- ArrowheadAddict, on 11/05/2009, -3/+59Jessica Alba's involvement just puts this one over the top. Not the greatest actress, but in a roll like this she's hot and fun. Danny Trejo and Robert De Niro reunite from Heat, and we get Steven Seagal? Nuts.
- inactive, on 11/05/2009, -4/+55THIS IS GOING TO BE THE GREATEST MOVIE OF ALL ***** TIME, MAN!
- mparker21311, on 11/05/2009, -2/+40http://photobucket.com/images/jessica%20alba/
Enjoy. - asnider, on 11/05/2009, -3/+39She looks disturbingly thin and lacking in the curves that made her so hot in the first place. I do not like this development.
- tofslie, on 11/05/2009, -0/+21Photoshop is a helluva drug
- GhettoHmbrglr, on 11/05/2009, -0/+20But they didn't realize.. They just ***** with the WRONG MEXICAN!
April 2010 can't come soon enough. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0985694/ - tonytroz, on 11/05/2009, -0/+19Light meat. Dark meat. All will be carved.
- gankige, on 11/05/2009, -2/+15This is the first time I'm hearing about this movie being made. And I'm so f'ing excited.
- ynotVStony, on 11/05/2009, -0/+12Machete trailer with boobies on youtube!!! Whats up with that?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8cCzltPD6Y - RizzosBack, on 11/05/2009, -5/+12The whole appeal to Machete to me, the first time, was that there were, like, 2 recognizable people in it, and they were ***** Danny Trejo and Cheech Marin. Now it's full of major, A-list stars, which wasn't the point to begin with.
Machete is supposed to be the kind of schlock you can make in a weekend with a bunch of guns and b-listers, now it's this big budget thing with all kinds of names in it and it's just going to be like Grindhouse. i.e. a mess. - JoeF8577, on 11/05/2009, -0/+7DON'T
- Flatlineskillz, on 11/05/2009, -0/+7Rodriguez really has a great thing going for him. He has a history for making very profitable movies on shoe string budgets. Studios love working with him because they know his movies will be profitable in turn he gets the chance to make the kind of movies other directors wouldnt be trusted with.
- omnithought, on 11/05/2009, -2/+9Um...where's the machete?
- jrm125, on 11/05/2009, -5/+11Soooo hot....want to touch the hiney.
- Boagrius, on 11/05/2009, -1/+7Machete vs. Thanksgiving? Which would prevail???
- snotrokit, on 11/05/2009, -0/+5I did. Thank you.
- PandaBearShenyu, on 11/05/2009, -0/+5OF ALL TIME!
- plainOldFool, on 11/05/2009, -0/+5If you. Are thinking. Of making. This film...... DON'T!
- gerrylazlo, on 11/05/2009, -1/+6Jessica belongs on posters, just not so much in major film productions.
- BigLou, on 11/05/2009, -0/+4Needs more stripper cowgirl...
- densetsu23, on 11/05/2009, -1/+5I, sir, bow to the fact that you have already seen this!
/s - itwasstinky2, on 11/05/2009, -1/+5the same movie they made the fake trailer for inbetween inbetween the grindhouse flicks?
aw man this is pretty awesome if so. - soil, on 11/05/2009, -0/+4Just from the thumbnail, why do these people insist on making women look like they're a size -10 (that's NEGATIVE 10)!?
- cruzweb, on 11/05/2009, -2/+6Holy hell! I didn't know they were making a real movie out of this! There are no words for how ridiculously excited I am!
- Hardataq, on 11/05/2009, -0/+4Don't forget "Goodburger".
- frepnog, on 11/05/2009, -0/+4only if she is a bank teller in a banking porn spoof.
- MattB123, on 11/05/2009, -0/+4At least she's a brunette again.
- shempey, on 11/05/2009, -0/+4I bet she'd be hotter and funner if she were in a roll as opposed to a role.
- Igrift, on 11/05/2009, -0/+4That’s a pretty amazing cast considering that it seems like the movie shouldn’t really be made. They didn’t mention Jonah Hill, who is in the movie & will probably die in Mexico like Chris Farley & John Candy.
- inactive, on 11/05/2009, -0/+4The trailers for Grindhouse unfortunately were more awesome than what Tarantino and Rodriguez came up with as the feature films.
- Bizarrkley, on 11/06/2009, -0/+3Very nice surprise!
- mparker21311, on 11/05/2009, -0/+3http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h90/mparker18311 ...
- RutgerB, on 11/05/2009, -0/+3MAN!
- Garciat, on 11/05/2009, -0/+3!
- inactive, on 11/05/2009, -0/+3I'm sure this will do just as well at the box office as "Grindhouse" and "Snakes On A Plane".
- frepnog, on 11/05/2009, -0/+3It's blood.
GODDAMMIT! - TheTyPod, on 11/06/2009, -0/+3*****, what is this from? I can hear it in my head and everything!
- inactive, on 11/05/2009, -0/+3ARE YOU CALLING DANNY TREJO A ***** B-LISTER????
- Barackalypse, on 11/05/2009, -0/+3Most of the special effects budget will be spent trying to make Lindsay Lohan look presentable after years of drug abuse.
- TheTyPod, on 11/06/2009, -0/+3Thank you, kind sir.
- xer0five, on 11/06/2009, -0/+3MACHETE! He knows the score! He gets the women! And he kills the bad guys! But they soon realized, they just ***** with the wrong Mexican!
- jrm125, on 11/06/2009, -0/+3Billy Madison
- h4mx0r, on 11/05/2009, -0/+3MAN!
- wettestwillie, on 11/05/2009, -0/+2Why does her shirt say Satan?
http://media.photobucket.com/image/jessica%20alba/ ...
Edit: Nvm, someone just mspainted it :( - uruururr, on 11/05/2009, -0/+2a sneak peek of a poster? exciting stuff!!! front page!!!!!!!
- daviz0, on 11/06/2009, -0/+2she was in sin city and that was fantastic
- shadeOfGrey, on 11/05/2009, -0/+2I just went from 6 to midnight.
- FrederikNS, on 11/05/2009, -0/+2A half-arsed attempt at unskewing the picture: http://imgur.com/ufXQW.png
- acdcfanbill, on 11/05/2009, -0/+2what, Jeff Fahey isn't a recognizable person? Well he is to me dammit! :P
- MattB123, on 11/05/2009, -1/+3She was hot then, she's still hot now.
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