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- EntropyMan, on 10/11/2007, -2/+78If this goes through, pretty soon Disney will sue anyone who uses the Book of Genesis for copyright infringement.
Plushie Serpents FTW! - DrakeGTA, on 10/11/2007, -3/+53Massive religious flamewar starting in 3... 2... 1...
- DrakeGTA, on 10/11/2007, -3/+46Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked Adam, "What is wrong with you?" Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to. God said he was going to give him a companion and she would be called "woman."
God said, "This person will cook for you and wash your clothes, she will always agree with every decision you make. She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will never have a headache, and will freely give love and compassion whenever needed."
Adam asked God, "What will this woman cost?"
God said, "An arm and a leg."
Adam said, "What can I get for just a rib?" - HunterTV, on 10/11/2007, -1/+43A romantic comedy, eh?
Pitch: Adam & Eve are naked in a perfect world. Eve eats an apple. Hilarity ensues. - themarq, on 10/11/2007, -1/+40Yeah the one thing disney cartoons are really lacking is animated wangs.
- venom8599, on 10/11/2007, -9/+46I wish they'd change it to Adam & Steve, just to see the huge ***** backlash it would cause.
- Gir53457, on 10/11/2007, -1/+31Are the Jews gone yet?
No-
Put me back in. - totorototoro, on 10/11/2007, -0/+29Will they have belly buttons?
- DrakeGTA, on 10/11/2007, -2/+31You know, if they cast Ellen Degeneres as Lilith they could start a civil war.
- MikeonTV, on 10/11/2007, -2/+28Disney is making a huge mistake... they should have Trey Parker & Matt Stone produce this.
- DocHoliday22, on 10/11/2007, -5/+27I'm sure ABC are kicking themselves for losing you as a viewer.
- Wailord, on 10/11/2007, -16/+37I'll throw in my two cents and call it fictional...
Hopefully there's no "BASED ON A TRUE STORY" crap. - DanteDefiance, on 10/11/2007, -1/+20What are the chances they'll be white? I'm guessing high.
- zeejay, on 10/11/2007, -0/+17Dugg for being a totally legitimate question.
- Bahimiron, on 10/11/2007, -0/+16I look forward to having my picture taken with Eve at Disney World.
- ruley, on 10/11/2007, -1/+16buried as inaccurate, no mention of the dinosaurs that adam and eve rode.
-Ken Ham - inactive, on 10/11/2007, -10/+22movies = fiction. and its a decent story i guess, could be interesing...
- EntropyMan, on 10/11/2007, -4/+16I'm going to go with the "thriller" angle. I wonder, what would the trailer sound like?
Cue the Movie Trailer Guy, thrilling music:
"In a World Without Sin, a Man and a Woman live happily, unaware of the Evil that Lurks Within. Temptation. Curiosity. And the Wrath from above. [cue lightning] Can Adam save Humanity from the Serpent's Tongue? Will Eve succumb? And who will rule...? The Garden of Eden." - PinkoComrade, on 10/11/2007, -2/+14"Does this fig leaf make me look fat?"
- Hetman, on 10/11/2007, -0/+11Dewd have you ever watched bambi or Fox in the Hound. Disney can make some sad movies cartoons when they want.
- cptn_cardboard, on 10/11/2007, -3/+14How can this movie possibly be funny? At the end they both get banished from paradise for pissing off god. Thats not funny, its depressing. The same thing goes for "Evan Almighty." At the end of that comedy, EVERYONE DIES. *sigh* Might as well do a comedy on the apocalypse...
- inactive, on 10/11/2007, -2/+12Oh...and Scarlett Johannson as Eve please :)
- DrakeGTA, on 10/11/2007, -0/+9Oh hey, maybe they can cast Samuel L. Jackson as God "I've had it up to here with with this mother****in' snake with legs."
- DanteDefiance, on 10/11/2007, -0/+7Yes and it will be called:
Adam 2: Judgment day - Ryosen, on 10/11/2007, -0/+7@cptn_cardboard said "At the end of that comedy, EVERYONE DIES"
Thanks, jackass. Make sure to come around next month when the new Harry Potter book comes out. - venom8599, on 10/11/2007, -1/+8@KaiUno
Eisner isn't with Disney anymore. He's been out since 2005. - inactive, on 10/11/2007, -4/+11Hard to distort something that ain't there, buddy.
- inactive, on 10/11/2007, -3/+10
What "Truth in the Bible?"
- Thoughtgasms, on 10/11/2007, -1/+7Yeah, that's just what we need.
- FearMEiDEA, on 10/11/2007, -1/+7Dude, ***** off.
- inactive, on 10/11/2007, -12/+17Why not, it's not the 1st time Disney has used a fairy tale for the basis of a movie.
- thimbleone, on 10/11/2007, -0/+5Just so you know, Disney isn't the first to make a movie based off a Biblical story. In 1998 DreamWorks created the animated version of the story of Moses- The Prince of Egypt and there's been so many cartoon versions of Joseph and the Technicolor Dreamcoat it's hard to believe. The movie will probably be a smash, it is Disney afterall, but it's not the first.
- catalysis, on 10/11/2007, -0/+5No, a romantic comedy could work.
Eve: Adam, I'm not ready to go all the way.
Ben Stiller: That's not me in your pants.
Eve: Oh my god, it's a snake!
Ben Stiller: Here, throw this apple at it.
(Eve hits Ben Stiller in the nuts with the apple)
They get kicked out of the garden, damn humanity for eternity and hilarity ensues. - YuriSakazaki, on 10/11/2007, -1/+6wah wah, I don't like someone's website, time for me to hate the company and never deal with them again!
- sanman, on 10/11/2007, -0/+5But isn't the title a parody of that porn movie, "All About Eve"?
Do you really want little kids to watch All About Adam, and then later flock to All About Eve, innocently thinking it's a sequel? - MikeonTV, on 10/11/2007, -2/+7Hey but didn't the Lost season 3 finale get them back in your good books?
- PleaseJustDie, on 10/11/2007, -0/+5@kushed
Google is your friend, and btw its Family Guy.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0385690/quotes - Kwipper, on 10/11/2007, -0/+5The first thing that crossed my mind after reading the topic was an animated romantic comedy geared towards kids ages 6 - 12.
- fantasticFlan, on 10/11/2007, -0/+4That was nearly funny the first time.
- zephc, on 10/11/2007, -2/+6Will their children inbreed?
- DavidGX, on 10/11/2007, -1/+5Or, in this case, wasn't.
- nicksoni, on 10/11/2007, -0/+3i wonder if it will have a sequel
- carpespasm, on 10/11/2007, -2/+5aww come on, i can't wait to see my 6000 year old grannie's knockers...
- DrakeGTA, on 10/11/2007, -0/+3Remember "Whoops?" "At Fox, we believe there are some things you just can't joke about. Fortunately, the end of the world is not one of them"
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0103583/ - originalcrush, on 10/11/2007, -0/+3i just hope its not 3d..
- Frenchy79, on 10/11/2007, -2/+5Guffaw!
- inactive, on 10/11/2007, -2/+4@nblsavage (#7035851)
I sure as hell don't remember there being any fairies in the Bible! - vornan19, on 10/11/2007, -1/+3I am truly sick and tired of the Disney bastardization of everything that ever was.
- tech42er, on 10/11/2007, -0/+2Well, in reality, the same thing happened. Our ancestors survived because a guy with * (where * is the traits modern humans have that our contemporaries at the time of the split did not) survived and bred with a girl. Their offspring had * and they outlasted everyone else, so they interbred. Then their offspring were more fit than the rest and interbred, etc. So, yeah, in reality, that's also how "humans" would have started.
- inactive, on 10/11/2007, -0/+2Another gold nugget from Disney. Where do they get these brilliant ideas? No doubt there'll be a "hip-hop" animal in the garden of eden to make the film seem "hip" and "with it".
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