heyshae.com — Jesus take the wheel. Why is the rumor mill messing with me talking about Cher is being tapped to play Catwoman in the next Batman installment? Y’all need to stop. Cher is like 1,005-years-old! I don’t know if guys really want to see a skintight plastic/lycra suit painted onto Cher at this stage of her life. Maybe like … 35 years ago?