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Buy a Role in Spider-Man 4

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Who dugg this? Made popular Aug 28, 2008

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  • goldenshovel, on 08/27/2008, -1/+115Can I be the guy who cries and dresses in black, starts singing and dancing in the middle of an action hero film, acts like a giant nancy boy, and contributes to making what could have been a decent movie into a two hour emotional jerkfest?
  • floridiot2, on 08/27/2008, -1/+92Basically with everything "to be determined by Sony", the role could be a guy in the center of 1000 people viewed from a skyscraper for 2 seconds.
  • BrownManUPS, on 08/28/2008, -0/+61Free shipping? Hell yeah!
  • inactive, on 08/28/2008, -7/+62Uh, no, you pay *ME* to be in a movie, not the other way around.

    WTF is this?
  • Hortinstein, on 08/27/2008, -4/+42Spiderman 3 did so horrible they are having budget problems?
  • laguano, on 08/28/2008, -0/+37Maybe it has something to do with Soviet Russia.
  • Falldog, on 08/28/2008, -1/+38Only if there's a clear shot of me doing a facepalm.
  • Afterburn, on 08/28/2008, -2/+32How about they pay me to see it?
  • cledford, on 08/27/2008, -0/+30Nooooooooooooooooo thanks.
  • jc7012, on 08/28/2008, -0/+25Sorry, that role has already been filled..
  • inactive, on 08/28/2008, -3/+25Why would I want to be in a movie where the main hero is a pussy? Wha wha Mary Jane, wah waaaah....
  • TheNeptune, on 08/28/2008, -1/+21In theory, you'll soon realize none of the original spiderman cast is coming back and you're paying to be Spiderman.
  • RobotKeaton, on 08/28/2008, -2/+225,000 dollars to be an extra, a job that's usually either free or paid for? Where can I sign up?!
  • dvsbastard, on 08/28/2008, -1/+18I don't know who is digging you down, but even no talent extras get paid for their efforts...
  • MercerDrake, on 08/28/2008, -0/+14Or your scene could be cut from the final movie. If it happens to actual celebrities why not a guy who paid $50,000?
  • rgon, on 08/28/2008, -3/+16It was horrible, but it didn't do horribly. $890,871,626 Worldwide.
  • ZeroFive1, on 08/28/2008, -2/+14Did you read it or what?

    This goes to cancer charity funds....
  • bieber, on 08/28/2008, -1/+12So let me get this straight. They want me to pay them. Thousands of dollars. To do a _job_, that people normally _get paid_ for. Why the ***** would I want to do that?
  • spammishking, on 08/28/2008, -0/+9because you're too ugly to be an extra.... j/k
  • ACiDGRiM, on 08/28/2008, -0/+9I'd be happy if i could be Kirsten Dunst's (un)dressing assistant.
  • inactive, on 08/28/2008, -1/+9Oooo maybe another singing and dancing scene like in last one
  • zerhynn, on 08/28/2008, -2/+10I wonder how bad this spiderman will be. It's gonna be hard to top the last one in terms of awful.
  • IAmTheGuy, on 08/28/2008, -0/+8Wait a second. They're making a new Goosebumps movie?! Count me in.
  • quaxon, on 08/28/2008, -5/+13Don't they usually pay you to work on a film?
  • Neolite, on 08/28/2008, -0/+8The seller has no feedback...

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  • bubbameister33, on 08/28/2008, -0/+7I'm willing to call it even on the condition that Sony makes a machine that helps me to forget that Spiderman 3 even happened.
  • inactive, on 08/28/2008, -3/+10this doesn't change anything - the acting couldn't really get any worse than it was in spiderman 3
  • parax, on 08/28/2008, -1/+7What a sweet way to produce a movie. Get 5% of the extras to foot the bill for the other 95%.
  • lupka, on 08/28/2008, -0/+5Direct Link:
    http://cgi.ebay.com/Spider-Man-4-Premiere-Meet-Gre ...
  • Raykis, on 08/27/2008, -5/+10Great Idea
  • ZeroFive1, on 08/28/2008, -0/+4Wait, why are you being dugg down?
  • swordphish, on 08/28/2008, -0/+4That's the smartest thing I've read all day.
  • MOates, on 08/28/2008, -0/+3If it's anything like Spiderman 3 I would be embarrassed to be in it.
  • Schiffy, on 08/28/2008, -7/+10....
    "proceeds benefit stand up for cancer
  • Charlotte_Web, on 08/28/2008, -0/+3These pretzels are making me thirsty!
  • Taiyoryu, on 08/28/2008, -0/+3A better idea would be for Sony to auction the production/distribution rights so that Marvel can buy back their IP to reboot the series after the disappointment that was Spider-Man 3.
  • TheShero, on 08/28/2008, -0/+3My offer is $100,000.00...

    Oh a slight change of plans, could you send the whole cast to Nigeria? I am giving this role to my cousin as a gift who is turning 11.

    HURRY!
  • LightUrple, on 08/28/2008, -0/+3Huh?
  • Crash1337, on 08/28/2008, -0/+3This is how kirsten dunst got the role initially.
  • iatebabies, on 08/28/2008, -2/+5this is how james franco got his role.
  • opticwind, on 08/28/2008, -0/+2"Hey, you're Toby McGuire! *punch to the face*....That's for dancing in Spiderman 3. Best $5,000 I ever spent."
  • imcybersmart, on 08/28/2008, -0/+2and your acting career will never be the same
  • djbuffnstuff, on 08/28/2008, -0/+2wow. could you 2 not detect the heavy level of sarcasm?
  • gotcheaprice, on 08/28/2008, -0/+2This guys got no feedback, ***** that!
  • inactive, on 08/28/2008, -1/+3Why would I want to?
  • Rudegar, on 08/28/2008, -0/+2judging from the other spiderman movies it could just ruin my future as an extra
  • arcooke, on 08/28/2008, -1/+3This is really sick.. ***** eBay:

    "100% of the final sale price will support Stand Up To Cancer(Small deduction may apply. Learn more)"

    Small deduction, huh? eBay's greedy ass takes at MINIMUM of $467.50 if the auction closes at a flat $5,000.. which it won't. It's a donation for cancer research and eBay thinks they somehow deserve a share. That's the last straw.. I'm never using that site again.
  • cowsgonemadd3, on 08/28/2008, -2/+4Not unless your name is Tobey McGuire....

    It wasn't that bad guys come on.
  • ALPHABETlQUE, on 02/01/2009, -1/+3how about i pay them $10000 to stop making ***** sequels.
  • Kotoyumu, on 08/28/2008, -1/+3Well Spider-Man 4 is shaping up to be stellar!!

    (yeah right)
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