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- duggtodeath, on 11/04/2009, -0/+51It will rock, just like Scooby Doo, Transformers, G.I. Joe, and Alvin and the Chipmunks. Nothing can possibly go wrong.
/internet retard - DouglasRClark, on 11/04/2009, -0/+28Great title!
- HeDiggMe, on 11/04/2009, -0/+23And its human+CGI combo. Aww HELL no.
- AngryDeuce, on 11/05/2009, -1/+23How the flying ***** are they gonna make this into a freaking 2 hour movie? Even when I was like 6 these were like 10 minute reads...what're they, like 15 pages?
Jesus Christ, Hollywood. You guys really have like no more ***** imagination left, do you? - StrangeFamous, on 11/05/2009, -0/+18It's not about coming up with interesting new ideas and compelling characters, it's about $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
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………………………………………………………’’~-‘’_ , , ,,’,_/--‘ - StrangeFamous, on 11/05/2009, -0/+15Have you seen Alvin and the Chipmunks?
- purkel, on 11/05/2009, -2/+16Damn I loved the Berenstain Bears. ***** Hollywood.
- doobiebrother, on 11/05/2009, -0/+13Don't forget the Garfield movie
- DjBearPDX, on 11/05/2009, -1/+13My childhood's ass is still sore from all the previous raping.
- bci84, on 11/05/2009, -0/+9Just hope its not as bad as The Country Bears.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0276033/ - jza414, on 11/05/2009, -1/+10Stopped reading after "book series about a family of bears who mostly did gay crap". What credible writer uses a phrase like that in a published article?
- jrm125, on 11/05/2009, -0/+8There was actually an animated series of Berenstain Bears VHS shorts...about a half hour each or so released by Golden Books. I had them all as a kid.
- lexpattison, on 11/05/2009, -7/+14(Sung to DEVO - Whip It)
Now that my childhood is long gone.
YOU MUST RAPE IT!
Every movie book or song.
YOU MUST RAPE IT
You can bring back aged stars.
YOU MUST RAPE IT
Put neon back in bars!
YOU MUST RAPE IT!
..... - scoottie, on 11/05/2009, -2/+9Please no
- duggtodeath, on 11/05/2009, -0/+6Never forget :(
- YME1280, on 11/04/2009, -3/+9As long as George Lucas and the Ewok he rode in on have nothing to do with it I'm chill.
- BeShirtHappy, on 11/05/2009, -2/+7Really? It didn't ruin it for me at all. It enhanced it, in my opinion. I really enjoyed the movie and loved the book as a child. My son also loves the book and really loved the movie. He talked about it off and on for days after watching it.
- Lowenfels, on 11/04/2009, -1/+6I'm just as skeptical as you are, but have you seen Where the Wild things are? That is a CGI/human combo and actually works really well in my opinion.
- robertbaker13, on 11/05/2009, -1/+6Ruin my childhood? How does a Berenstein Bears film ruin my childhood?
Getting molested by my neighbor when I was nine would've ruined my childhood. Watching the cops beat my mother to death with flashlights would've ruined my childhood. A Berenstein Bears movie is, at worst, going to ruin my afternoon -- and that's only if I'm stupid enough to spend an afternoon watching it. - Sallad, on 11/05/2009, -1/+6Where the Wild Things Are is also very short. I'm sure I won't like the movie but they'll make it work for kids I would think.
- mrand2008, on 11/05/2009, -0/+5When I first heard of this, I was all excited, because I thought it was going to be a cartoon...
I learned how to make French toast from the Mother's day book. :(
My childhood is indeed ruined. - tacojohn48, on 11/05/2009, -0/+4I remember one of those. It was some sort of Thanksgiving/harvest celebration.
- supferrets, on 11/05/2009, -5/+9It can't ruin my childhood any worse than the "Where the Wild Things Are" movie did.
- NJank, on 11/05/2009, -0/+4human? what human? why the hell would there be a human in a Berenstain Bears film? NO HUMANS!
- Eupatorus, on 11/05/2009, -0/+4Now Rape it.
Into *****.
Rape it up.
Get paid.
Green lighted.
Move ahead.
Try to stop it.
It's far too late.
To rape it.
Rape it good. - scuba7183, on 11/05/2009, -0/+4It could ruin my childhood elsewhere
- seattlegirluw, on 11/04/2009, -1/+5Yeah but do you really think Spike Jonze will sign up to do it? He's about the only one who could pull it off.
- Jones82, on 11/05/2009, -0/+3Where the Wild Things Are uses costumes and animatronics in addition to the CGI
- Jones82, on 11/05/2009, -0/+3I like the one where Papa Bear kills a man
- inactive, on 11/05/2009, -0/+3But it had Christopher Walken in it...
- redhawktech, on 11/05/2009, -1/+4Predicting the plot
The Berenstain Bears leave there quiet little tree home and venture out in to the real world where the family value they built up in there books are mocked by normal people. The family starts to drift apart due to the stress of the real world. Some protagonist almost causes the complete destruction of the family but they pull together at the end and learn that their family values can coexist in the real world.
Will include:
Mama Bear will become addicted to Soup Operas and Hollywood gossip
Brother Bear will do some skate boarding and start to hang out with the "wrong" crowd
Sister Bear will do the whole valley girl thing
Papa Bear will have one scene were he makes computer electronics go crazy but by the end can work a smart phone.
(based off of past experiences with things like Rockey and Bullwinkle, Fat Albert, etc...) - Jones82, on 11/05/2009, -0/+3Suddenly we all give a ***** about the Berenstain Bears
- inactive, on 11/05/2009, -1/+3I like the one where the little bear lost a tooth, and then his mom had him put it under his mattress, but instead she found a ton of porno.
- Rmo4, on 11/05/2009, -0/+2They have remade lots cartooons, movies, and shows, and most of them sucked. But they definitely didn't ruin the originals for me and I don't see why they would for anyone else.
- TexMexRex, on 11/05/2009, -1/+3Why would anyone care about this enough to be pissed off?
- sHockz, on 11/05/2009, -0/+2lol i cant wait to see the imdb list of characters in the movie....
Mom
Dad
Brother
Sister
haha, i miss the simple old days of innocent youth. oh well, here is hollywoods chance to start cashing in on our generations childhood nostalgia. - lexpattison, on 11/05/2009, -0/+2When a good thing's come and gone.
YOU MUST RAPE IT!
You will never live it down.
UNLESS YOU RAPE IT!
No good thing gets to stay.
UNTIL YOU RAPE IT!
RAPE THAT *****! - furly37, on 11/05/2009, -2/+4I agree the movie was good. I think it kept to the feel of the book and the moral of the book. I don't doubt that this movie on the other hand, will be a complete disaster.
- JerkStore99, on 11/05/2009, -1/+2There has been a Berenstain Bears tv show on for years. A Berenstain Bears movie makes WAY more sense than "Where the Wild Things Are."
- BrownieMix, on 11/05/2009, -0/+1I'm sick of crappy adaptions. I know it's a long shot, but Hollywood should try and make something original for once...
- RobbyK, on 11/05/2009, -1/+2If moviefill.com wants to be taken seriously they shouldn't use bigoted language. Completely inappropriate, and maybe even hateful.
- NJank, on 11/05/2009, -0/+1The full list of 'violent' scenes.
http://www.kids-in-mind.com/w/wherethewildthingsar ...
sounds about as violent as an episode of the muppets. now, 'fidelity to the source' is another matter. - drachemorder, on 11/05/2009, -0/+1My money says it will be worse. At least the "Country Bears" concept has redneck humor to fall back on; the Berenstain bears don't even have that much going for them.
- Jones82, on 11/05/2009, -1/+2Haha, I didn't even read the article until I saw this. Sounds like something from a Maddox rant
- Wuss, on 11/05/2009, -0/+1I would like to see "3-2-1 Contact: The Movie" please.
- Andraste, on 11/05/2009, -0/+1Hehe "Soup Operas."
Sounds accurate. - majordanger, on 11/05/2009, -0/+1It's official.. There are no new scripts or storylines in Hollywood since Rod Sterling died.
- Seren2399, on 11/05/2009, -0/+1We are all very protective of our 80s childhood innocence damnit!
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