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- lesboblogger, on 12/04/2008, -3/+42Ha ha, the dude abides!
- ProteasHaet, on 12/04/2008, -2/+40<Random quote from The Big Lebowski>
- whoaohh, on 12/04/2008, -2/+26***** it, Dude. Let's go bowling.
- cgibbo, on 12/04/2008, -1/+24"...but going out to the car to dick with dairy cream seems like a pain in the ass."
You should not have done that. - rukeypoo, on 12/04/2008, -1/+208 year olds, dude. 8 year olds.
- Maxxpowers, on 12/05/2008, -0/+17What do you do for recreation?
Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback. - FullMetalNIN, on 12/04/2008, -2/+17Nice marmot
- Philoushka, on 12/05/2008, -0/+14You see Larry, you see what happens when you ***** a stranger in the ass?!
- saucercrab, on 12/04/2008, -3/+17"Another Caucasian, Gary..."
- inactive, on 12/05/2008, -1/+14SHUT THE ***** UP DONNIE!!!
- cgibbo, on 12/04/2008, -4/+17The Stranger: I like your style, Dude.
The Dude: Well, I dig your style too, man. Got a whole cowboy thing goin'.
The Stranger: Thankee. - Avaseal, on 12/05/2008, -0/+13That rug really tied the room together, did it not?
- strad2, on 12/05/2008, -0/+12Did you ever hear of "The Seattle Seven"? That was me... ... and six other guys...
- richgustavson, on 12/05/2008, -1/+12I told those ***** down at the league office a thousand times that I don't roll on Shabbos!
- Nihilist1, on 12/05/2008, -1/+10Hey, careful, man, there's a beverage here!
- twst1up, on 12/05/2008, -0/+9your aggression will not stand....man
- jake1337, on 12/05/2008, -1/+10This isn't Nam, this is bowling. There are rules.
- gaqua, on 12/05/2008, -1/+9I'm pretty sure yuppies moved from White Russians to Appletinis and then to Mojitos fairly quickly. I think right now they're trying to somehow combine Pomegranate and Sake.
- Narcism, on 12/05/2008, -0/+8Look man, I've, I've had a rough day and I really hate the ***** eagles, man.
- badfish0116, on 12/05/2008, -1/+9Well... that's just like.... your opinion....man
- bad80shair, on 12/05/2008, -0/+7Well that's just, like, your opinion man.
- kimbomitt, on 12/05/2008, -1/+8Shut the **** up, Donny.
This isn't Vietnam, there are rules. - overstre, on 12/05/2008, -4/+11... Also, Dude, Caucasian is not the preferred nomenclature. White Russian, please.
- BelatedHero, on 12/05/2008, -0/+7DONNY, YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR ELEMENT!
- inactive, on 12/05/2008, -2/+9don't ***** with the jesus
- Frophauser, on 12/05/2008, -0/+7I am the walrus?
- inactive, on 12/05/2008, -0/+6You got a good sasparilla?
- analogkid01, on 12/05/2008, -2/+8I'll suck your ***** for a thousand dollars. Brandt can't watch though, or he has to pay a hundred.
I'm quoting, I'm *quoting*, dammit... - harrisbradley, on 12/05/2008, -0/+6Let me explain something to you. Um, I am not "Mr. Lebowski". You're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.
- benologist, on 12/05/2008, -1/+7Yes we all understood that to be a quote.
For the job. - Infidelcastr0, on 12/05/2008, -0/+6My buddies didn't die face down in the mud just so my favorite drink could be labeled "mark of the hipster."
Seriously though, I can never get a damn Caucasian anywhere I go, as it seems no bars around here have the foresight to keep milk in stock. ***** amateurs. - saucercrab, on 12/05/2008, -0/+5What's a pederast, Walter?
- Headinawheel, on 12/05/2008, -0/+5Shut the ***** up, Donnie, you're out of your element.
- DredPir8Robrts, on 12/05/2008, -0/+5The Big Lebowski, ***** short version: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqtgfjkB6Pg
- Briandt75, on 12/05/2008, -0/+5sucks to be you.
- badwithcomputer, on 12/05/2008, -0/+5wow. now i feel like an ***** after that "mark of a hipster" line for ordering these. i always just thought it was the mark of a golfer.
- Philoushka, on 12/05/2008, -0/+4...calmer than you are, Dude.
- inactive, on 12/05/2008, -0/+4Who gives a ***** about the ***** marmot!
- daveld, on 12/05/2008, -0/+4Shut the ***** up Donny!
- inactive, on 12/05/2008, -0/+4That's right, Dude, they peed on your ***** rug.
- TheCollective00, on 12/05/2008, -0/+3Is there a Ralph's around here?
- Avaseal, on 12/05/2008, -0/+3Oddly enough just about the only movie aside from American Pie where Tara Reid DOESN'T look like a whore
- marson, on 12/05/2008, -0/+3Not having Firefox + BugMeNot = FAIL
- GenerousLinus, on 12/04/2008, -2/+5Man I really like bowling and I love white russians, but the bowling alleys around here only serve beer. We're fairly used to bringing in our own liquor, but going out to the car to dick with dairy cream seems like a pain in the ass.
- inactive, on 12/05/2008, -0/+3Shut the ***** up, Donny! V.I. Lenin. Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov!
- Niightwitch, on 12/05/2008, -0/+3Get a job, Sir!
- inactive, on 12/05/2008, -0/+3pederast.
- Smuikas, on 12/05/2008, -0/+3Rusty nail isn't even that popular. I love the hell out of it, but a lot of bars simply don't know how to make them.. They had their heyday back in the early 19th, and have been slow since. I was at a wedding, and asked the 'tender at the open bar to make me one. He looked at me with his grizzled eyes from 'neeth his peppered hair and asked me how old I was and - I wasn't going to lie - told him. He looked me straight in the eye and said, "Son, you're too young to know what this is. But I'm gonna pour you one anyway. I like your style." I was wearing suspenders to go along with my fedora. I had a whole '20s thing going on. My better half liked it (the girlfriend, not the bartender), anyway.
He was a good bartender. Didn't hurt that it was free, but a good bartender nonetheless. - strad2, on 12/05/2008, -0/+3Mark it zero!
- 1longtime, on 12/05/2008, -0/+3He fixes the cable?
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