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8 Ways They're Going to F**k Up the Dragonball Movie

toplessrobot.com — We’ve now seen the first poster of the live-action Dragonball movie, and it is not satisfactory. Let’s start with the good: they got the number of stars on Goku’s original Dragonball correct. And now the bad: Bulma looks like Claire from Resident Evil, Master Roshi looks like Chow Yun Fat wearing a Hawaiian shirt, Chichi looks like nothing...

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  • dnields, on 07/11/2008, -4/+432"8 Ways they're going to ***** up the Dragonball Movie":

    1. They
    2. Are
    3. Actually
    4. Going
    5. To
    6. Make
    7. This
    8. Movie
  • Kisama, on 07/11/2008, -2/+190Anime -> Live Action = Recipe for FAIL
  • Whaines, on 07/12/2008, -6/+160I can think of OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND ways they're going to ***** up the Dragonball movie.
  • quomen, on 07/11/2008, -12/+119DRAGON DRAGON, ROCK THE DRAGON, DRAGON BALL ZEE!!!
  • acrodev, on 07/11/2008, -3/+94So if the formula from the show is any indication, we're looking at 10 minutes of film footage, 30 minutes of footage recapping those 10 minutes, and about an hour of "action shots" in which the background moves while the on-screen character charges up a move. Kaaaaaaaa........ Meeeeeeeeeeeeeh...... Ahhhhhhhhh......
  • ChiffX, on 07/12/2008, -1/+78I hope Goku charges a spirit bomb for an hour.
  • ketchupwfries, on 07/12/2008, -5/+80What are you talking about? Looks just as good as Street Fighter the movie....


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  • BlueSkyfish, on 07/12/2008, -0/+74Freeza: This planet will explode in five minutes.

    *about 5 half-hour episodes later*

    Freeza: Just three minutes left now...
  • inactive, on 07/12/2008, -0/+63Where's the poster?

    EDIT: http://bp1.blogger.com/_sta5TiWPdIs/SGrN7nvL40I/AA ...
  • C4Strife, on 07/12/2008, -2/+62Now I know what it would have be like to have grow up in the eighties and get your childhood raped by the movie industry.
  • EnfantinChloe, on 07/11/2008, -2/+47lol, I smell failure.
  • Shippwreck87, on 07/12/2008, -0/+44MY EYES!!! THEY BURN!!!
  • jjmac, on 07/12/2008, -3/+45Digg has finally made me feel old.
  • jaypooner, on 07/12/2008, -0/+41Why does Goku look like douchebag?
  • PocchieTheMan, on 07/12/2008, -2/+361 page please.
  • TheRealJMX, on 07/12/2008, -1/+34WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?????????????????????????
  • databeast, on 07/12/2008, -6/+38This movie is going to be pretty damn awesome I figure. Because of only one thing.

    Its being made by the guy who did KUNG FU HUSTLE and SHAOLIN SOCCER.

    Secondly, Its NOT a ***** Dragonball Z film, it's the original DragonBall. Z will be the sequel.
  • IronPwnage, on 07/12/2008, -2/+32Aw man, I don't care what anyone says. The American theme song is made of win.
  • Kordan9090, on 07/12/2008, -0/+28The movie poster actually ruined all faith I had in this movie. And the fact that they're cutting out key characters and replacing them with made up ones. And the fact that they're even trying to make a live action anime movie.
  • Dohko_Xar, on 07/12/2008, -3/+27Man, USA got screwed with that theme song, here in Mexico we got the original song but with spanish singing:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fk-snbyP-5I
  • McHaleR, on 07/12/2008, -2/+25Anyone else find that this list seemed poorly written.
  • fevilleg, on 07/12/2008, -1/+23i guess they didn't get the joke
  • Dohko_Xar, on 07/12/2008, -1/+23Let me tell you, the formula works great in the anime show, in a live action movie? I don't think so.
  • JonTheGoose, on 07/12/2008, -0/+22That looks like a cover for a bootleg VHS that you find behind the cash register of the local asian-mart.
  • RDist, on 07/12/2008, -8/+29Damn, you beat me to it!
  • ChileanGoD, on 07/12/2008, -1/+22They should do it CGI... Final Fantasy Spirits Within Style.
  • inactive, on 07/12/2008, -0/+21This is the first time i've seen this, and now I can guarantee that it's doomed.
  • evilesttoast, on 07/12/2008, -0/+20WHAT NINE THOUSAND
  • rickastleyfan2, on 07/12/2008, -0/+19elijah wood, is that you?
  • arunforce, on 07/12/2008, -1/+20Meh. I liked Transformers, but it was "technically" a cartoon.
  • FullmetalGinta, on 07/12/2008, -0/+19I love when someone writes a super long comment and puts a lot of effort into it and no one diggs it
  • jgtg32a, on 07/12/2008, -0/+18Hi you must be new to the Internet
  • triferlinks, on 07/11/2008, -1/+19thanks for reminding us about this.
  • bizsumpark182, on 07/12/2008, -0/+17That poster is horrible!
  • 0011002, on 07/12/2008, -0/+17man i wish i could digg you up more *goes to find a shovel*
  • vspazv, on 07/12/2008, -0/+16It's dragonball... Be glad it's not spread out over 50 pages.
  • eekfuh, on 07/12/2008, -7/+23Hahaha when I read the title of this, I thought the same thing.
  • davidjunit, on 07/12/2008, -0/+16I liked Transformers because it didn't involve any superHUMANS. I can accept robots fighting but the type of superhuman action that goes on in Dragonball just doesn't translate over to live action very well and looks lame.
  • jc7012, on 07/12/2008, -6/+20I'll tell you...just watching those opening segments made me want to watch this show again. Reminds me of my youth.

    Great show...not so sure about this movie..
  • feshmania, on 07/12/2008, -0/+14he's just trying to get som "jaga"-bombs, chief
  • roflbrothel, on 07/12/2008, -0/+14Oh *****! That guy? This might actually be good and not in an unintentional way. I loved Kung-Fu Hustle... sort of...
  • spookyttws, on 07/12/2008, -0/+13Dude, the first website I ever created, back in Junior High was for my love of Dragon Ball. Check it out, it's still up on geocities: http://www.geocities.com/goten_131 . Ahh...useless splash screen and all. Thank god, I updated it for the new millennium. *rolls eyes*
  • shawn1122, on 07/12/2008, -0/+13Even though it was a bit repetitive, it was fricken sick. That song plus the intro video still gets me jacked up now, more than 6 years later. I can only imagine what a kid would feel if he saw that.
  • Rolamoto, on 07/12/2008, -1/+14Great, another movie adaptation intended solely on taking a ***** on my childhood.
  • ritzcracker, on 07/12/2008, -0/+13MA, WHERES THE GODDAMN PROTEIN ?
  • expert01, on 07/12/2008, -1/+13I don't think the show sucked (I actually loved it) but if someone edited out all that crap they could reduce it from 150 episodes to 40 or 50. And they would be ***** awesome, constant action.
  • rentmitchum, on 07/12/2008, -0/+11Imagine what it would be like to be new to the internet. I can't even imagine it.. When I was new to the internet, people were still using Excite and Lycos.. ICQ was the IM program of choice, and Palacechat was the best thing ever. Ahh, the 90's.
  • LordoftheLoo, on 07/12/2008, -2/+13Yeah, he doesnt learn that till Dragonball Z...
  • roflbrothel, on 07/12/2008, -1/+12Honestly, I'm excited to see this movie because I know it will be more terrible than any words will ever be able to express.
  • Rodalli, on 07/12/2008, -0/+11The ***** is this? There's like 3 chicks in the entire canon of the Dragonball series mixed in with a mostly male cast and they somehow manage to fit all three of them in the movie poster? I can't identify who any of these people are supposed to be. This could just as easily be the poster for the next Jet Li movie.
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